| Name | Time | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes |
| 1. |
Chris "Iceman" Belof
| 6:33.0 | M | 24 | Kokanee, from can | ran to work after finishing |
| 2. |
Colin Barnett
| 7:16.0 | M | | Lucky, from can | |
| 3. |
Corey "Whip Hubley" Gallagher
| 7:33.0 | M | 20 | Kokanee, from can | birthday boy |
| 4. |
Jacques "Daquiri" Marcoux
| 8:4.0 | M | 22 | Lucky, from can | |
| 5. |
Andrew "Goose" Dauphinais
| 8:35.0 | M | 23 | Canadian, from can | hungover, wore safeway uniform |
| 6. |
Patrick "P-Binne" Binne
| 8:59.0 | M | 23 | Lucky, from can | |
| 7. | Andy Yathon | 9:5.0 | M | 19 | Budweiser, from can | |
| 8. |
Kristjan "Cougar" Hunter
| 9:15.0 | M | 22 | Budweiser, from can | ran a 'free willy 400' afterwards |
| 9. | Matt Martins | 9:32.0 | M | | Lucky, from can | |
| 10. |
Marlowe "Wolfman" Brownlee
| 9:34.0 | M | 18 | Lucky, from can | penalty lap |
| 11. | Rich Dreger | 10:32.0 | M | | Labbat's Blue, from can | |
| 12. | Mackenzie "P-Mac" Page | 10:35.0 | M | 19 | Lucky, from can | penalty lap |
| 13. |
Paul "Fetus" Carr
| 10:56.0 | M | 20 | Canadian, from can | penalty lap |
| 14. |
Sheldon "Maverick" Kilcullen
| 11:42.0 | M | 22 | Canadian, from can | penalty lap, hungover |
| 15. |
Willie Bell
| 11:54.0 | M | 20 | Lucky, from can | |
| 16. |
Quin "Q-Tip" Ferguson
| 11:55.0 | M | 18 | Molson Dry, from can | penalty lap |
| 17. | Alastair Brown | 12:24.0 | M | | Kokanee, from can | penalty lap |
| 18. |
Scott "Neck Brace" Adamson
| 17:26.0 | M | 19 | Budweiser, from can | penalty lap, wore a neckbrace |
| 19. |
Jon "Viper" Kilcullen
| 17:34.0 | M | 23 | Canadian, from can | penalty lap, hungover |
| 20. | Keven Breiter | 19:30.0 | M | | Canadian, from can | penalty lap |
| 21. |
Peter "Fairy" Grewal
| 24:34.0 | M | | Kokanee, from can | penalty lap |
| 22. |
Francois Auger
| 37:2.0 | M | | 1 Guiness; 3 Stella Artois, from can | slowest beermile ever |
| 23. | Josh Martins | DNF | M | | Lucky, from can | |