| Name | Time | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes |
| 1. | Nick "All Talk" Mangos | 6:14.0 | M | 25 | Carlton Draught, from bottle | Cracker of a time, a worthy champion! He will take some beating in 2008. Look for the guy in the waterproof bib. |
| 2. |
Michael "Zierschy" Killicoat
| 7:8.0 | M | 22 | Carlton Draught, from bottle | A fair showing in his first Beer Mile, knew his limitation, but did he go hard enough? |
| 3. | Ashley "On Time" Cleveland | 7:11.0 | M | 23 | Carlton Draught, from bottle | Cannot go past this blokes dedication, a SABMC Life member, podium finish 2 years running! |
| 4. | Chris "That Guy" Burkhardt | 8:31.0 | M | 27 | Carlton Draught, from bottle | First Sprinter home, finally got the better of his arch nemisis, Thiele! |
| 5. |
Simon "Josie" Thompson
| 8:55.0 | M | 24 | Carlton Draught, from bottle | Managed to keep his clothes on long enough to post a good time, his first beer mile attempt. |
| 6. | Nikki "Caves" Donnelly | 9:20.0 | F | 21 | Carlton Draught, from bottle | The crowd loves this girl, plenty of heart and guts! SABMC Female Champion for 2007 both on and off the track! |
| 7. | Ryan "B.O.L" Thiele | 9:21.0 | M | 28 | Carlton Draught, from bottle | For a bloke that can't run, and is not a looker at all, he goes all right on the beer mile circuit |
| 8. |
Dale "Dancin" Engler
| 9:29.0 | M | 25 | Carlton Draught, from bottle | Another solid effort by the boy who claims to have a cast iron gut. |
| 9. |
Shane "Got Game" Thiele
| 9:55.0 | M | 30 | Carlton Draught, from bottle | First runner home after spilling his guts and completing his penalty lap. |
| 10. | P.J "Pie Chucker" Bosch | 10:1.0 | M | 27 | Carlton Draught, from bottle | Talked it up like always, and let himself down like always! Thats alright P.J no one else rated you! |
| 11. |
Robert "Sub 8" Killmier
| 10:49.0 | M | 21 | Carlton Draught, from bottle | If there were a prize for worst performance on the day, this bloke would have his name all over it! Last years champion was never in it this time round. |
| 12. | Michael "Knees" Bertlesmier | 10:57.0 | M | 40 | Carlton Draught, from bottle | After 5 knee replacements, has forced the event organisers to introduce a veterans award for future beer miles. I have one word for you Knees, Inspirational! |
| 13. | Denise "Swiss Miss" Schaerer | 11:36.0 | F | 19 | Carlton Draught, from bottle | The Pride of Switzerland. There were no holes showing in this tasty piece of vintage ched! |
| 14. |
Toby "Mr Incredible" Medlin
| 12:6.0 | M | 22 | Carlton Draught, from bottle | A Vast improvement from last years dismal performance, and just quietly there is just enough left up his incredible sleeves for next year. |
| 15. |
Tim "Skins" Smith
| 12:31.0 | M | 19 | Carlton Draught, from bottle | After a year long retirement from running, the beer mile brought him back. |
| 16. |
Adam "Pants" Didyk
| 12:47.0 | M | 24 | Carlton Draught, from bottle | His voice might crackle like a school boy on the verge of losing his virginity, but Adam you can hold your head up high again son! Just remember to ware a belt with those pants. |
| 17. |
Matt "Die in the Ass" Fallon
| 13:40.0 | M | 24 | Carlton Draught, from bottle | In a further dent to his pride, Fallon couldn't quite go the distance again. At least he left his missus at home this year, saving himself a little embarrassment at least. |
| 18. | Jordan "Gerald" Massey-Harvey | 13:42.0 | M | 23 | Carlton Draught, from bottle | Jords stepped up in 07, after drinking only lights in 06. Does this mean you are a real man now? I think not. Perhaps once there are a few more hairs on your legs?! |
| 19. |
Tony "Old Man" Symonds
| 13:50.0 | M | 36 | Carlton Draught, from bottle | Symo has been training his whole life for this event, but perhaps he's 10 years too late |
| 20. |
Kate "Tank" McKenzie
| 13:53.0 | F | 23 | Carlton Draught, from bottle | Last year she smacked up the field, running just over 10 minutes. She couldn't handle the pace of her training partner Donnelly. |
| 21. | Shaun "Bareback" Ryder | 14:49.0 | M | 25 | Carlton Draught, from bottle | Riding bareback has its downfalls, as he struggled most of the way through this one. |
| 22. |
Courtney "Thompson" Ryder
| 14:59.0 | F | 25 | Carlton Draught, from bottle | In her debut to competitive racing she'll be pleased with her 4th woman across the line tag. Apparently the Ryder's were celebrating hard later that night! |
| 23. |
Peter "Gnome" Davis
| 15:21.0 | M | 22 | Carlton Draught, from bottle | Made his way down from the Hills to have his first crack at the Beer Mile. Perhaps he shouldn't have bothered. |
| 24. |
Daniel "Cheech" Matena
| 15:35.0 | M | 25 | Carlton Draught, from bottle | Officially the worst SA Beer Miler of all time. Many attempts, many failures. |
| 25. | Gilbert "Fully Sick" Hyde | 15:51.0 | M | 21 | Carlton Draught, from bottle | Give this bloke a bike and there'd be no stopping him. |
| 26. | Choc "Side Lines" Lloyd | 16:52.0 | F | 20 | Carlton Draught, from bottle | Choc just goes to prove no matter how good you look it doesn't mean you can run and drink piss |
| 27. | Lauren "Good Value" Hyde | 18:12.0 | F | 18 | Carlton Draught, from bottle | Identified by the Talent Scouts as the future of Beer Miling |
| 28. |
Emily "Bluey" Hyde
| 18:13.0 | F | 20 | Carlton Draught, from bottle | After cruisers in 2006, she stepped up a notch, but still came up empty-handed |
| 29. | Peter "Minor" Hyde | 19:2.0 | M | 18 | Carlton Draught, from bottle | Beaten by his sisters on and off the track. Check out the Hyde family website! |
| 30. |
James "Polar" Boden
| 21:9.0 | M | 19 | Carlton Draught, from bottle | Dubbed the 'orange flash' by those in the know, when it came down to it there was very little flash at all. |
| 31. |
Laszlo "Evans" Dobo
| 22:49.0 | M | 18 | Carlton Draught, from bottle | He's good with his pole, but not so good at the Beer Mile. Was nothing to vault this time around. |
| 32. |
Brad "Knows It" Fisk
| 24:17.0 | M | 18 | Carlton Draught, from bottle | No. |
| 33. | Iona "Experience" Halliday | 25:8.0 | F | 21 | Carlton Draught, from bottle | Our Victorian visitor was never in it. |
| 34. |
Georgia "Dead Last" Kaidonis
| 25:53.0 | F | 20 | Carlton Draught, from bottle | A big improvement on last year but lets be honest, she needed to! Still not a winner, but she won the boy on the night apparently. |
| 35. |
Celeste "Stink" Knowles
| 27:54.0 | F | 21 | Carlton Draught, from bottle | May have been the last competitor to finish, but word has it at least this female drank every last drop of her 4 of Carlton Draught's finest went down the hatch. |
| 36. |
John "Young Girl" Creasey
| DNF | M | 32 | Carlton Draught, from bottle | After claiming this was the biggest race of his life, disappointed to pull out at the last hurdle. Will be back bigger and better in '08. |
| 37. | Nathan "Big Guy" Bruce-Gordon | DNF | M | 23 | Carlton Draught, from bottle | Only 2 beers. Are you serious??? Where's the priorities? Although, at least he turned up. |