| Name | Time | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes | |
| 1. | Josh "blowvac" Glovac | 8:36.0 | M | 17 | natty light, from can | Luck. |
| 2. | Aaron "Waterfall" Smith | 10:44.0 | M | 17 | natty light, from can | "That was seriously a waterfall, i'm not even kidding." - Harroff |
| 3. | Habib "Lebron" Shakkour | 13:20.0 | M | 17 | natty light, from can | Looked hilarious wearing basketball shoes and a cavs shirt. |
| 4. | Kevin "Bonk" Harroff | 15:45.0 | M | 17 | natty light, from can | Ran fast, drank slow. Next time, we'll put a nipple on it for him. |

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