The First Annual Crapula Beer Mile.
Amherst, OH

Conditions: warm, sexy

created by user mcsqualor

NameTimeSex Age  Beer Notes
1.Josh "blowvac" Glovac  8:36.0  M17natty light, from can  Luck.
2.Aaron "Waterfall" Smith  10:44.0  M17natty light, from can  "That was seriously a waterfall, i'm not even kidding." - Harroff
3.Habib "Lebron" Shakkour  13:20.0  M17natty light, from can  Looked hilarious wearing basketball shoes and a cavs shirt.
4.Kevin "Bonk" Harroff  15:45.0  M17natty light, from can  Ran fast, drank slow. Next time, we'll put a nipple on it for him.

Race Notes:

The underdog rose to the top of the barrel for the win, and the one favored to win got dead last. Everyone put their hearts on the line and one was smashed. Habib poured out some of his beer, and puked once on the 2nd turn. After Aaron finished, he puked. It didn't count against him, it was just really funny. Kevin threw down some fast quarters, and drank each beer in around 3 minutes each. Glovac ran so slow his stomach didnt bother him.

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