| Name | Time | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes |
| 1. |
Colin Barr
| 9:31.0 | M | 29 | Budweiser, from can | wore a dress, vomited after crossing finish line |
| 2. | Greg DeSharnais | 9:40.0 | M | 30 | Budweiser, from can | led for first 3 laps |
| 3. |
Tom Hirt
| 12:25.0 | M | 31 | Budweiser, from can | defending Beaver Beer Mile champ finished third |
| 4. |
David Cheddar
| 13:18.0 | M | 32 | Miller Lite, from can | strong improvement from the 2005 race |
| 5. |
Scott Kulka
| 16:57.0 | M | 30 | Bud/Miller Lite (2 each), from can | solid effort |
| 6. |
Cort Sattler
| 19:9.0 | M | 31 | Miller Lite, from can | spill with intent |
| 7. |
Andrew Jamieson
| 19:35.0 | M | 30 | Miller Lite, from can | spill with intent |
| 8. |
Ben Penry
| 20:19.0 | M | 25 | water (wtf?), from cup | DQ'd for beverage choice |
| 9. |
Bonnie Reichardt
| 21:9.0 | F | 26 | Miller Lite, from can | first female finisher |
| 10. | Kate Meinke | 22:57.0 | F | 31 | Miller Lite, from can | first beer mile, excellent showing |
| 11. |
Rosie Oliva
| 30:55.0 | F | 29 | Miller/Coors/Bud Lite, one Woodchuck cid, from can | spill with intent |
| 12. |
Sara Hirt
| 33:19.0 | F | 29 | Coors Light, from can | tied with Kulka/Jamieson |
| 13. |
Jodi Kulka
| 33:19.0 | F | 31 | Woodchuck, from bottle | tied with Hirt/Jamieson |
| 14. | Beth Jamieson | 33:19.0 | F | 29 | Miller Lite/Woodchuck cider, from can | spill with intent, tied with Kulka/Hirt |