New England Clydesdale Beer Mile Championships
Undisclosed Location, Rhode Island
July 28, 2007

created by user jdfinley

Conditions: Steamy and Hot - Perfect, in other words.

Ruleset:

Beer Mile

4 Beers, 4 Laps Stop and Drink, Then Run Full Mile 12oz Beers Open When Drunk 5% Alcohol Beer No Tampering Vomit Penalty Max 2oz Spillage

Name Time Gender Beer Notes
1 Fast Freddie Kirk 8:01.0 M From Can Budweiser


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Race Notes:

1st Annual New England Clydesdale Beer Mile Championships: Race Results



1) Fast Freddie Kirk ..... 45 ..... Peabody, MA ....8:01 .....275 lbs??Bud (Cans)?..1st Place Masters Super Heavyweight

2) Larry Phillips .....46 .....Red Hook, NY??.8:11 .....231 lbs??Miller (Bottles)?..1st Place Masters Heavyweight

3) Herr Gut Doctor Gill .....50 .....Tiverton, RI .....8:49 .....230 lbs??Dogfish 60? IPA (Bottles) ?.1st Place Heavyweight Senior Master

4) Fingers OConnor .....45 .....Milford, MA ..... 8:55 .....203 lbs???.Bud (Cans) .....1st Place Clydesdale Masters

5) KG Coolerman .....51 .....Glastonbury, CT .....9:01 .....258 lbs?.Coors (Cans) ..... 1st Place Senior Masters Superheavyweight

6) Matinee Matt .....37 .....Weymouth, MA ..... 9:20 .....199 lbs???..Bud (Cans) .....1st Place Clydesdale Open .....(Penalty Lap)

7) JDFatboy ..... 38 ..... Glendale, RI .....9:32 .....276 lbs??Natty Ice (Cans) .....1st Place Open Superheavyweight

8) King Clydesdale ..... Ageless?..Glendale, AZ ..... 9:40 .....265 lbs??.Bud (Cans) .....1st Place Clydesdale Ball-Buster

9) Big Sam Voolich ..... 33 ..... Boston, MA .....11:14??306 lbs??Bud (Cans) .....New England 300 lb Champion !

10) Bob Levkiric .....46 .....Rehoboth, MA .....13:43 .....155 lbs (WTF?)?..Bud (Cans) .....Skinny + Penalty Lap + Multiple Pukes = Not much more to say?.

10) Jonathan Paull .....26 .....Fall River, MA .....13:43 .....184 lbs??.Michelob (Cans) .....Skinny. Needs to put on weight.

11) Fat Ernie .....47 .....N.Weymouth, MA .....14:26 ..... 277 lbs?..Bud (Cans) .....Would have come in first in something if not for Freddie