| Name | Time | Sex | Beer | Notes |
| 1. |
Andrew "Goose" Dauphinais
| 7:8.4 | M | Budweiser, from can | crossed finish line naked, wore a hawaiian hula for the whole race |
| 2. |
Kristjan "Cougar" Hunter
| 7:10.3 | M | Molson Dry, from can | ran in Superman costume, WR for mile with penalty lap |
| 3. |
Corey "Whip Hubley" Gallagher
| 8:14.8 | M | Budweiser, from can | was still hurting from drinking the night before |
| 4. | Hugh Jass | 10:28.2 | M | Budwesier, from can | unsure of real name, wore bib number 07 |
| 5. |
Jacques "Daquiri" Marcoux
| 10:35.3 | M | Budweiser, from can | he is french |
| 6. |
Sheldon "Maverick" Kilcullen
| 11:15.2 | M | Great Western, Budweiser, from can | with penalty lap, still hurting from drinking the night before..also wore a hula |
| 7. |
Peter "Jester" Doroschuk
| 11:59.9 | M | Budweiser, from can | with penalty lap... used to wimpy american beer |
| 8. | Willy Bell | 15:9.0 | M | Labbat's Blue, from can | with penalty lap... he is a triathlete |
| 9. | Matt (unknown) | 19:1.4 | M | Budweiser, from can | not quite sure who this fellow was, other than his first name was Matt |
| 10. |
Patrick "PK" Kelly
| 19:15.5 | M | Budweiser, from can | with penalty lap, looked very painful |
| 11. |
Jon "Viper" Kilcullen
| 21:43.1 | M | Budweiser, from can | with penalty lap |
| 12. |
Tom "Big T's Electric Company" Light
| 21:54.0 | M | Budweiser, from can | with penalty lap.... puked waaay too much for his own good |
| 13. |
Peter "Petey" Grewal
| 23:5.1 | M | Budweiser, from can | with penalty lap, wore a costume (but no wings like last time) |
| 14. | Frank Can't pronounce it... it's fre | 25:32.1 | M | Guiness, from can | claims he ran a chunder mile since he didn't run the penalty lap for puking |