| Name | Time | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes |
| 1. | David "Just Dave" Parkinson | 10:42.0 | M | 26 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can | |
| 2. | Neal "Kneel & Bob" Bob | 12:36.0 | M | 49 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can | |
| 3. | Kafi "Just Kafi" Joseph | 13:52.0 | F | 24 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can | |
| 4. | Johnny "Mountain Man" Jeans | 14:9.0 | M | 69 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can | |
| 5. | Curt "Uniboober" Hobbs | 15:33.0 | M | 41 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can | |
| 6. | Pat "Just Pat" Schamberger | 15:44.0 | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can | (with penalty lap) |
| 7. | James "FudgePacker" Varner | 16:4.0 | M | 30 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can | (with penalty lap) |
| 8. | Nic "Just Nick" Hrabe | 17:38.0 | M | 26 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can | |
| 9. | Brad "JC" Roberts | 18:50.0 | M | 28 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can | |
| 10. | Becky "Panty Ho" Wehmeyer | 23:50.0 | F | 35 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can | |
| 11. | Karen "Licker" Pixalu | 24:43.0 | F | 36 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can | |
| 12. | Ryan "Pocahomo" Do | 25:3.0 | M | 41 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can | (with penalty lap) |