| Name | Time | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes | |
| 1. | Charlie "The Goofiest Kid Alive" Fanning | 6:17.0 | M | 18 | Coors, from can | 1400 SAT scorer that just started drinking this year |
| 2. | Trevor "Big Step" Step | 7:20.0 | M | 21 | Milwaukee Best Ice, from can | Awesome race...look for this kid to take down the record next time |
| 3. | Dave "Fresh" Zahner | 11:01.0 | M | 20 | Milwaukee Best Ice, from can | beat an Olympic Hopeful |
| 4. | Scott "Scotty" Mackley | 13:18.0 | M | 20 | Budweiser, from can | Would have run faster if he didn't wear jean shorts |
| 5. | Mike Murphy | 13:39.0 | M | 20 | Coors, from can | came down from Indiana |
| 6. | Adam Jones | 14:10.0 | M | 23 | Budweiser, from can | This dudes a high school chemistry teacher |
| 7. | Tyrone "FL Southern BMOC" Bell | 14:18.0 | M | 23 | Budweiser, from can | Improved on his 19:34 PR |
| 8. | Eric "Bulldog" Walker | 18:07.0 | M | 21 | Budweiser, from can | So close to throwing up but stayed in for his girlfriend |
