| Name | Time | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes |
| 1. | Udder Sucker | 16:22.0 | M | 36 | Miller High Life, from can | poured all 6 beers in a container |
| 2. | Dolly Style | 16:47.0 | M | 33 | Rolling Rock, from bottle | Puked very quietly |
| 3. | Lego My P-Hole | 30:46.0 | M | 25 | Rolling Rock, from bottle | Projectile puking with snot rockets |
| 4. | Dirty Virgin | 35:10.0 | F | 39 | Budweiser, from bottle | DIRTY CHEATER... tried to use 8 oz bottles. drank 2 extra PBRs to make up for it |
| 5. | Chef Boy-R-Dum | 39:30.0 | M | 25 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can | |
| 6. | My Name Sucks | 45:36.0 | F | 26 | Magic Hat, from bottle | |
| 7. | Macho Libre | 45:50.0 | M | 25 | Wood Chuck, from bottle | Faked puking. Woodchuck is the anti-upchuck |
| 8. | Missed Pussy | 48:2.0 | M | 65 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can | Wasn't planning on running. We found him at the bar and dragged him out. |
| 9. | NFHN Morgan | 51:37.0 | F | 27 | Miller Lite, from can | |
| 10. | Wet Paperback | 52:35.0 | F | 29 | Coors Lite, from can | drank hugs with her beers |
| 11. | Karma Hates My Parents | 53:1.0 | M | 26 | Coors Lite, from can | puked while walking. |