| Name | Time | Sex | Beer | Notes |
| 1. | Mike "Doctor" Hlavacek | 9:30.0 | M | Busch, from can | That boy has mad skills. |
| 2. | Matt "Beer Snob" Morrill | 10:35.0 | M | Busch, from can | Finally got him to drink cheap beer. |
| 3. | Ben "Dark Horse" Clark | 12:29.0 | M | Busch, from can | Nice fro! |
| 4. | Hadley "Ringer" Nylen | 13:27.0 | F | Busch, from can | Obviously wears the drinking pants in the family. |
| 5. | Jenn "Female Dark Horse" Kerr | 14:00.0 | F | Busch, from can | Your husband is a lucky man! |
| 6. | Tim "Evil Genius" Nylen | 16:50.0 | M | Busch, from can | Puked after beer 4 while being lapped by his wife. |
| 7. | Blane "Trooper" Joyner | 23:20.0 | M | Busch, from can | Puked and ran a penalty lap on the honor system. |
| 8. | Nicole "Team Player" LeCuyer | 24:04.0 | F | Busch, from can | Got so drunk she rode into a creek on the way home. Brrrrrr |
| 9. | Jenna "Light Weight" Gruben | 27:11.0 | F | Busch, from can | We were just surprised we didn't have to take her to the hospital |
| 10. | Angie "Bootie Pop" Mangiardi | 27:11.0 | F | Busch, from can | POP POP!!! |
| 11. | Trent "John" Jones | 33:33.0 | M | Busch, from can | Loved the sprint finish. Loved the bra. Your mom would have been proud! |