| Name | Time | Sex | Beer | Notes |
| 1. |
Pat "P.Binny" Binne
| 1:49.0 | M | Labbat's Blue, from can | 400m leg. Most likely a world record Kingcan 400m run. Done in Jeans(RamRod) |
| 2. |
Cris "Danger" Belof
| 5:06.0 | M | Budweiser, from can | 1200m leg (RamRod) |
| 3. |
Sheldon "Maverick" Kilcullen
| 8:45.0 | M | OV, from can | 1200m leg, Puked on last lap. Had clearly eaten Mcdonalds before hand(KinkyKelly) |
| 4. |
Colin Barnett
| 11:16.0 | M | OV/Black ice, from can | ,ile leg. Puked on beer 2. The event was started for this mans birthday.(KinkyKelly) |
| 5. | Corey "Whip Hubley" Gallager | 11:30.0 | M | OV, from can | Mile Leg. (RamRod) |
| 6. |
Patrick "PK" Kelly
| 15:15.0 | M | Budweiser, from can | 800m leg(RamRod) |
| 7. | Andrew Shellengburg | 16:51.0 | M | Molson dry, from can | 400m leg.750ml molson dry. Did not enjoy this event.(KinkyKelly) |
| 8. |
Jon "Viper" Kilcullen
| 22:43.0 | M | Budweiser, from can | 800m legPuked several times.(KinkyKelly) |
| 9. | Team RamRod | 33:40.0 | M | From can | Total Team Time **World Record |
| 10. | Team Kinky Kellys | 59:35.0 | M | From can | Team Total time. |