| Name | Time | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes |
| 1. |
Anybodys Bitch Denver H3
| 7:47.0 | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon 5%, from can | |
| 2. |
Light Up My Penis Denver H3
| 11:46.0 | M | | Moosehead Lager 5%, from can | |
| 3. |
Wakes me when its over El Paso H3
| 11:50.0 | M | | Tecate 4.55%, from can | |
| 4. |
dr. Slow Ride jHavelina H3
| 12:30.0 | M | 46 | Tecate 4.55%, from can | Pinch drank for I got Nothin (& puked during the pinch lap) |
| 5. |
Bloody Z Kimchi H3
| 15:5.0 | M | 31 | Milwaukee Best Ice 5.5%, from can | |
| 6. |
Pussy Rican El Paso H3
| 16:3.0 | F | | Tecate 4.55%, from can | |
| 7. |
Psycho Manashovitz Denver H3
| 20:11.0 | F | | Pabst Blue Ribbon 5%, from can | |
| 8. |
DrainHo Denver H3
| 21:16.0 | F | | 2 bottles Beck's Light 5.1% & 2 Tecate, from can | |
| 9. |
I got Nothin Denver H3
| DNF | M | | Pabst Blue Ribbon 5%, from can | Only drank 2 beers, had dr. Slow Ride pinch drank one lap, I got Nothin had to run 2 penalty laps one for him puking and another for his pinch drinker puking (quit after 22+ minutes) |