|Name||Time||Sex ||Age ||Beer ||Notes|
Robert "50cc" Killmier
||6:37.0 ||M||23||Tooheys New, from can ||Practice makes perfect, and this bloke has had plenty of it!
|2.||Ryan "Riley" Cox ||6:47.0 ||M||34||Tooheys New, from can ||Did it for his kids.
|3.||Greg "Florence" Nightingale ||8:03.0 ||M||20||Tooheys New, from can ||Who?
Chris "That Guy" Burckhardt
||8:14.0 ||M||27||Tooheys New, from can ||Best in character on the night. Has Thiele's measure to date 2-1.
Michael "Young Gun" Killicoat
||8:26.0 ||M||24||Tooheys New, from can ||Matthew Scarlett would have been appalled with his effort. Big effort to come over from Sydney though. Jet lag?? Pulled the big one later in the night
Simon "Wellness" Thompson
||8:55.0 ||M||27||Tooheys New, from can ||Managed to keep his gear on for this one.
|7.||Fiona "Mandela" Hobbs ||11:29.0 ||F||18||Tooheys New, from can ||The envy of female beer milers throughout the land. An impressive debut.
Tim "Skins" Smith
||12:21.0 ||M||19||Tooheys New, from can ||Was striking in his outfit, but not so striking on the track. Good to see some things never change
Shane "The Lep" Thiele
||13:04.0 ||M||31||Tooheys New, from can ||Had the weight of Ireland on his shoulders. Couldn't quite live up to the pre-race hype
|10.||Adam "Write a letter" Bishop ||13:30.0 ||M||25||Tooheys New, from can ||Still recovering months later. Hair of the dog bisho. Good to see he iced his achilles after. Soft.
Matt "I luv Youngy" Fallon
||13:50.0 ||M||24||Tooheys New, from can ||Left the Jet ski at home. Could've done with it given the wet track.
|12.||Matt "Lactic" Ferber ||13:58.0 ||M||21||Tooheys New, from can ||Arrggh. Doing pirates proud. Well, for the first lap or 2 anyway.
Hayden "Iguana" Cook
||14:13.0 ||M||24||Tooheys New, from can ||Bombed out in the main event, but ran a sub 59sec 400m plus beer some 10mins post event.
Chris "No" Bull
||15:13.0 ||M||22||Tooheys New, from can ||When he lost his hair he must've lost his strength (and beer drinking ability). Perhaps a full body shave next time??
|15.||Matt "Colonel Rangger" Dineen ||15:45.0 ||M||21||Tooheys New, from can ||First rangger home. A good effort. Your people would be proud
Laszlo "Greasey Pole" Dobo
||16:05.0 ||M||20||Tooheys New, from can ||Is this event legal? Perhaps a visit from the cops next year? A 30m pole vault run up is not adequate training for this one
Andrew "Blue Scope" Steele
||16:08.0 ||M||26||Tooheys New, from can ||Best chuck of the night. Will be remembered forever for that alone.
Sophie "Daughter of Nick" Evans
||16:30.0 ||F||17||Tooheys New, from can ||2nd chick home. 2009 might be her year.
Drew "36er" Sutton
||17:24.0 ||M||28||Tooheys New, from can ||Silky skills with the round ball. No time for that at a beer mile buddy
Toby "club fees" Medlin
||18:52.0 ||M||24||Tooheys New, from can ||The body suit left nothing to the imagination. Apparently Luke liked the look from behind.
|21.||Luke "Stoner" Williams ||19:04.0 ||M||29||Tooheys New, from can ||Wrong drugs.
|22.||Emma "Climb that" Hill ||22:29.0 ||F||26||Tooheys New, from can ||Impressive debut. Will be back for more in 09.
Paige "is" White
||22:45.0 ||F||20||Tooheys New, from can ||Is possibly still chucking. Will she ever do one of these ever again?
Tony "Symo" Symonds
||25:10.0 ||M||39||Tooheys New, from can ||The veteran of the field. Spent the time to enjoy his 4 malty ales.
Zoe "JFK" Kennedy
||27:27.0 ||F||25||Tooheys New, from can ||May It Last Forever
Mark "Langers" Lange
||34:49.0 ||M||28||Tooheys New, from can ||We're all still recovering from seeing him shirt off late in the event.
Brad "Knows it" Fisk
||78:22.0 ||M||18||Tooheys New, from can ||Clever Under Night Temperatures
|28.||Rhett "Horsey" Cook ||78:22.0 ||M||25||Tooheys New, from can ||His performance in an Austin Powers movie was far better than this effort
Emma "Myspace" Dobbin
||DNF ||F||18||Tooheys New, from can ||Couldn't quite get the first beer down, but looked the part.
|30.||Jodie "Luvs the Iguana" Cook ||DNF ||F||25||Tooheys New, from can ||Determined to put in a better showing in 2009. Just quietly, would want to ;-) Everyone's favourite beer miler