| Name | Time | Sex | Beer | Notes |
| 1. | Craig Kirky | 7:39.0 | M | VB, from can | Stylish airplane finish |
| 2. | Kylem | 7:58.0 | M | VB, from can | Out of towner doin well |
| 3. |
Steve O
| 8:08.0 | M | VB, from can | Not from Jackass |
| 4. |
Kyle Mac
| 8:12.0 | M | VB, from can | Beat his brother... I see a re-race! |
| 5. | Nick Sebastian | 9:20.0 | M | VB, from can | Room for improvement |
| 6. |
Steve L
| 9:27.0 | M | VB, from can | Showing what UofA is made of |
| 7. |
Chris C
| 9:40.0 | M | VB, from can | Another guest runner |
| 8. |
Mike E
| 9:58.0 | M | VB, from can | .5 beers, forgiven as he had a long bike race at 7AM the next day |
| 9. | Nathan Austin | 11:37.0 | M | VB, from can | Good showing on 1st beer mile. America Fuck Yea. |
| 10. | Dan Smith H | 14:22.0 | M | VB, from can | Captain of The Gay Fan |
| 11. |
Gary H
| 14:27.0 | M | VB, from can | Pysio did not approve of this race |
| 12. |
Ian Mac
| 14:32.0 | M | VB, from can | Got hunted down by GH |
| 13. |
Richard H
| 14:54.0 | M | VB, from can | Out of towner not doin so well |
| 14. |
Ben R
| 23:11.0 | M | VB, from can | May as well have been a DNF! |