| Name | Time | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes |
| 1. | Reza Sadri | 7:51.0 | M | 45 | Heineken, from can | Who knew Reza had this in him? |
| 2. |
Tom Albright
| 7:58.0 | M | 56 | Miller Genuine Draft, from can | 2012 OC Beer Mile Champion |
| 3. |
Dennis
| 8:45.0 | M | 46 | Corona, from can | |
| 4. |
Bill McQuown
| 10:6.0 | M | | Coors, from can | It was just foam so no penalty lap |
| 5. |
Terry O
| 10:31.0 | M | 49 | Heineken, from can | 79 Quarter post mile |
| 6. |
Lindsay Mckinley
| 11:0.0 | M | 50 | Shock Top, from bottle | Long interview on camera was not recorded |
| 7. |
Steven K
| 12:54.0 | M | 47 | Heineken, from can | Did a fifth lap and beer with Eric and Sampson |
| 8. |
Sandi K
| 13:9.0 | F | 49 | Corona, from bottle | Fast first 200 meters |
| 9. |
Eric "Not his event" Kobrine
| 32:22.0 | M | 42 | Bud Premium, from can | Set record - all time slowest finishing time in OC Beer Mile Championships or Irvine Beer Mile |