| Name | Time |
Date |
Race |
Location |
Place |
Sex |
Age |
Beer |
Notes |
| Joe |
14:48.0 | 05-05-07 |
socal hash spring 2007 Beer mile |
Los Angeles, CA |
15 |
M |
0 |
Tecate, from can | Puked!! |
| Joe |
17:26.0 | 11-16-07 |
YSU 1st DualAnnual Beer Mile |
Youngstown OH |
|
M |
21 |
Bud Select, from can | |
| Joey |
9:00.0 | 05-14-02 |
Western Oregon University Beer Mile 2002 |
Monmouth, OR |
10 |
M |
0 |
From can | |
| Just Joe "Dont Mess w/ Texas" |
12:08.0 | 08-26-06 |
1st Annual LA/Long Beach Hash Beermile |
CSU Long Beach |
13 |
M |
45 |
Budweiser, from can | From Texas, but still nice guy |
| Joe "MIGHTY G" Parks |
9:25.0 | 11-22-06 |
PRE-THANSKGIVING BEER MILE |
New York, NY |
2 |
M |
18 |
Bud Light, from bottle | Forgot his backpack so had to run in Uptowns and Jeans.. A very good effort for a first timer.. btw joe also ran with his fly open.. He tried taking his pants off on the last lap but failed |
| Joel 10st |
9:06.7 | 10-21-06 |
The Big Red Beer Mile |
|
|
M |
18 |
Keystone Light, from can | |
| Joel Anderson |
8:28.0 | 05-30-04 |
Bates Beer Mile 2004 |
Bates College, Lewiston, ME |
6 |
M |
21 |
Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can | |
| Joel Anderson |
9:25.0 | 05-29-05 |
Bates Beer Mile 2005 |
Bates College, Lewiston, ME |
7 |
M |
22 |
Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can | |
| Joe B |
8:04.0 | 05-05-08 |
Cinco de Beermile |
Corvallis, OR |
|
M |
0 |
| |
| Joe "2 Clean" Barnett |
17:15.0 | 11-11-03 |
First Open Bobcat Beer Mile Run |
Lees-McRae Track: Banner Elk, NC |
4 |
M |
21 |
Busch Diesel, from can | all conference runner, state champion in high school 2 mile |
| Joe Bondy-Denomy |
22:17.0 | 08-05-06 |
6th Annual Canatara Beach Beer Mile |
Sarnia, ON |
5 |
M |
21 |
Lakeport Honey, from can | Rookie; excellent finishing sprint |
| Joel "undercarriage" Brown |
7:26.0 | 10-21-06 |
2006 Western Montucky Beermile Championship |
Missoula, MT |
|
M |
22 |
Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can | |
| Joel Brown |
9:15.0 | 10-02-04 |
'04 Western MonTucky Beermile Championship |
Missoula, MT |
|
M |
0 |
Miller Lite, from can | |
| Joe Cerimele |
16:36.0 | 04-27-04 |
cwrun-04 |
Cleveland, OH |
6 |
M |
0 |
A&W, from can | rootbeer |
| Joe Clipper |
6:11.2 | 05-09-04 |
Big Bash Beer Mile |
Amherst, NY |
2 |
|
18 |
Budweiser, from can | |
| Joe Company |
11:10.0 | 10-03-08 |
First Annual Missouri Beer Mile |
Columbia, MO |
13 |
M |
0 |
Guiness | |
| Joey "pito 2" Conway |
9:20.0 | 05-06-06 |
Naked Beer Mile |
Kennewick, WA |
|
M |
23 |
everclear, from cup | would not participate in complete naked ness, wore speedo |
| Joey Damato |
14:21.0 | 11-13-03 |
1st Annual Jerkoff Theuerkauf Beer Mile |
Hilo, HI |
6 |
M |
20 |
Budweiser, from can | Puker |
| Joe "Joey D" Davis |
DNF | 07-07-07 |
First Run Dub B |
White Bear Lake, Mn |
1 |
M |
18 |
Miller Lite, from can | Threw up after lap one, DNF, first beer mile |
| Joe "Cruisin Cuban" Diaz |
9:50.1 | 12-29-04 |
1st Pearl River "Da River" Beer Mile |
Pearl River, NY |
3 |
M |
18 |
Bud light, from can | real talent for the future |
| Bobbi-Jo Evans |
9:24.0 | 09-12-03 |
5th Annual Gemini Beer Mile |
Vancouver, BC |
20 |
F |
0 |
Canadian | |
| Bobbi-Jo Evans |
10:12.0 | 09-13-02 |
4th Annual Gemini Beer MIle |
Vancouver, BC |
16 |
F |
0 |
Canadian, from can | |
| Joe "tits" Fedorowicz |
DNF | 06-16-05 |
SOL Beer Mile Summer Series #1 |
Upper Moreland, PA |
3 |
M |
19 |
Miller High Life, from can | |
| Joe "Gobblin" G |
9:06.0 | 09-24-05 |
Boise Beer Mile |
Boise, ID |
7 |
M |
29 |
Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can | Yes, frosted flakes can come out your nose |
| Joe "joester" Goodwin |
15:00.0 | 08-11-07 |
Chico BeerMile |
Chico, CA |
2 |
M |
27 |
Budweiser, from can | penalty lap |
| Joel "J-spot" Gregory |
27:32.0 | 01-14-07 |
1st annual huguenot beermile |
New Rochelle, NY |
3 |
M |
19 |
bud light, from can | penalty lap |
| Joel Guay |
12:39.0 | 10-05-02 |
Hull Beer Mile for Breast Cancer II |
Hull, PQ |
8 |
M |
26 |
From can | |
| Joe Gunther |
8:00.0 | 09-24-05 |
Boise Idaho Beer Mile Fall 2005 |
Boise |
14 |
M |
0 |
Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can | |
| Joe Hensel |
7:32.0 | 06-07-05 |
Dartmouth Senior Week Beer Mile 05 |
Hanover, NH |
4 |
M |
36 |
Keystone, from can | |
| Joe Ho |
13:22.0 | 11-24-06 |
The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer Mile |
London, ON |
15 |
M |
23 |
Labbat's Blue, from can | |
| Joe Hoe |
14:00.0 | 11-21-04 |
The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer Mile - Men |
London, ON |
12 |
M |
0 |
Old Milwaukee, from can | I am not the jack of this trade |
| Reasoner Joel |
5:31.0 | 05-27-05 |
2nd Annual Chocolate Milk Mile |
Waverly, IA |
2 |
M |
23 |
Chocolate Milk, from cup | |
| Joe Keer |
10:49.0 | 11-24-06 |
6th Annual West Chester, PA Beer Mile |
West Chester, PA |
18 |
M |
0 |
Yuengling Lager Light, from can | |
| Joel Kelly |
9:24.0 | 12-16-05 |
5th Annual West Chester, PA Beer Mile |
West Chester, PA |
9 |
M |
0 |
Yuengling, from can | Virgin Performance |
| Joe "Fucking" Kim |
6:22.1 | 07-09-05 |
3rd Annual Matt Sanders Beer Mile Invite |
Annapolis, MD |
2 |
M |
19 |
Budweiser, from can | minute pr, new champ |
| Joe Labelle |
9:26.0 | 04-09-04 |
2nd Annual Manitoba Beer Miling Championships |
Winnipeg, MB |
9 |
M |
0 |
| |
| Joel Lauzon |
17:00.0 | 07-28-06 |
Edmonton beermile |
Edmonton, AB |
9 |
M |
17 |
Budwieser, from can | penalty lap |
| Joe "Calamine Crack" Lenzini |
12:26.0 | 06-22-08 |
Orange County Beer Mile |
Fullerton, Ca |
8 |
M |
47 |
Budweiser, from can | Barefoot |
| Joe "J'orgy" Linseman |
9:41.0 | 08-17-02 |
2nd Annual Beach Beer Mile |
Sarnia, ON |
3 |
M |
22 |
Export, from can | competed in g-string |
| Joe Linseman |
11:13.0 | 08-10-03 |
3rd Annual Beach Beer Mile |
Sarnia, ON |
4 |
M |
23 |
Carlsberg, from can | cape, speedo, googles |
| Joe Linseman |
11:13.0 | 08-10-03 |
3rd Annual Canatara Beach Beer Mile |
Sarnia, ON |
4 |
M |
23 |
Carlsberg, from can | cape, speedo, goggles |
| Joe Linseman |
12:58.0 | 11-01-03 |
Inaugural UW Invitational Beer Mile |
Waterloo, ON |
2 |
M |
23 |
Export, from can | |
| Joe Linseman |
22:08.0 | 08-19-05 |
5th Annual Canatara Beach Memorial Beer Mile |
Sarnia, ON |
6 |
M |
25 |
Export, from can | |
| Joe M |
12:18.0 | 05-05-08 |
Cinco de Beermile |
Corvallis, OR |
|
M |
0 |
| |
| Joel Malzer |
10:30.0 | 12-28-04 |
1st Annual Connie Wilmes Memorial Beer Mile |
Roseville, MN |
4 |
M |
20 |
Budweiser, from can | Rookie Debut |
| Joel May |
DNF | 06-05-04 |
First Annual to the Second Annual Burns Family Triathlon Series Beer-Mile Competition |
Waukesha, WI |
3 |
M |
0 |
| |
| Joe McVeigh |
9:39.4 | 12-20-03 |
1st Annual New Jersey Beermile Championships |
Morris County, NJ |
2 |
M |
40 |
Budweiser, from can | Ran Vomit penalty lap in 1-19 |
| Joe McVeigh |
11:00.0 | 12-18-04 |
2nd Annual New Jersey Beermile Championships |
Morris County, NJ |
6 |
M |
41 |
Miller Genuine Draft, from can | Vomit lap |
| Joe McVeigh |
12:09.0 | 12-17-06 |
4th Annual New Jersey Beermile Championships |
Morris County, NJ |
9 |
M |
43 |
Miller Highlife | USA. Penalty lap. |
| Joe McVeigh |
13:07.0 | 12-30-07 |
5th Annual New Jersey Beermile Championships |
Morris County, NJ |
|
M |
44 |
Sam Winter, from bottle | Penalty lap 1:34 |
| Joe Mendonca |
10:08.0 | 12-25-01 |
Island Road Racers Christmas Beer Mile |
Victoria, BC |
7 |
M |
0 |
| |
| Joe Mohn |
7:14.0 | 03-11-05 |
Saint Joe Beer Mile 2005 |
Philadelphia |
|
M |
21 |
Miller, from can | |
| Joel Montgomery |
9:24.0 | 06-25-97 |
Northern Ontario Beer Mile |
Sudbury, ON |
6 |
M |
0 |
| |
| Joe ""The Professor'" Munchak |
7:14.0 | 05-09-08 |
3rd Annual Fort Collins Beer Mile |
Fort Collins, CO |
|
M |
0 |
Guiness Draught, from can | 16oz cans |
| Joe Munchak |
7:32.0 | 04-28-07 |
2nd Annual Fort Collins Beer Mile |
Fort Collins, CO |
3 |
M |
24 |
| Great rookie performance. Lets turn this triathlete into a Quadathlete (beer, swim, beer, bike, beer, run, beer) |
| Joel Mutton |
8:49.0 | 05-12-04 |
4th Annual Joel Sutton Memorial |
New Ulm, MN |
7 |
M |
22 |
MGD Light, from can | |
| Joe Norton |
8:50.0 | 01-01-05 |
4 beers, 4 laps, 4 Hoover |
Cambria County |
|
M |
0 |
Miller High Life | |
| Joe Norton |
8:50.0 | 04-29-05 |
4 beers, 4 laps, 4 Hoover |
Altoona, PA |
|
M |
0 |
Miller High Life | |
| Joe Parker |
DNF | 07-16-05 |
Race for the Cure - The Brewskie Edition |
Columbus, OH |
2 |
|
18 |
| 5:01mile after drinking Colt 45, did not run official beer mile |
| Joe "MIGHTY G" Parks |
7:32.0 | 12-27-06 |
SWR Beer Mile Part 4 |
Suffolk County, NY |
7 |
M |
0 |
Bud Light, from can | This time he wasnt in jeans and uptowns.. he can run.. but cant chug |
| Joe Parks |
DNF | 11-23-06 |
BEER MILE PART 3 |
New York, NY |
|
|
0 |
| |
| Joe "The Mustacheless Spitz" Peeden |
7:05.0 | 09-09-08 |
1st Annual Boulevard Beer Mile |
Knoxville, TN |
2 |
M |
21 |
Natural Light, from can | Birthday boy |
| Joe Piccirilli |
19:35.0 | 12-02-07 |
2007 Inaugural NC Triangle BeerMile |
Cary, NC |
|
M |
0 |
Miller Lite, from can | |
| Joel Poshusta |
19:53.0 | 12-03-06 |
Fall 2006 Dallas H3 Beermile |
Dallas, TX |
24 |
M |
66 |
Budweiser, from can | No. 38 in the Grand Master Division! |
| Joel Reid |
9:03.0 | 04-05-97 |
3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer Mile |
Kingston, ON |
19 |
M |
0 |
| |
| Joel Reid |
11:22.0 | 11-15-96 |
Queen's / UWO Virtual Beer Mile |
Kingston, ON |
6 |
M |
0 |
| |
| Joel Reid |
12:44.0 | 11-15-97 |
2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer Mile |
Kingston, ON |
14 |
M |
0 |
| |
| Joel Reid |
12:52.0 | 11-27-99 |
Fourth Annual Kingston Fall Beer Mile |
Kingston, ON |
10 |
M |
0 |
| |
| Joel Reid |
13:15.0 | 03-29-96 |
1996 Kingston Spring Beer Mile |
Kingston, ON |
15 |
M |
0 |
| |
| Joel Riker-Fox |
11:08.0 | 04-13-07 |
12th Annual B.S.D. Beer Mile |
Calgary, AB |
|
M |
0 |
| |
| Joe Robinson |
14:47.0 | 04-30-05 |
2005 Plattsburgh State Beer Mile Invitational |
Plattsburgh, NY |
10 |
M |
18 |
Budweiser, from can | |
| Joe "All That is Man" Roby |
16:39.4 | 05-18-08 |
Spring 2008 South Dakota Beer Mile Championships |
Brookings, SD |
7 |
M |
22 |
Coors Original, from can | one of the better performances of the day |
| Joe "Hugh" Roby |
17:03.0 | 11-22-05 |
3rd Annual South Dakota Beer Mile Championships |
Brookings, SD |
9 |
M |
20 |
Budweiser, from can | DNF last year, crawled to finish winning pucking ralley award |
| joe "queen" roby |
DNF | 11-20-04 |
2nd annual south dakota beer mile championships |
Brookings, SD |
1 |
M |
18 |
| disappointing effort after so much pre race promise |
| Joe Ryan |
9:16.2 | 07-29-07 |
4th Semi-annual Bishop Dwenger Chocolate Milk Mile |
Fort Wayne, IN |
|
M |
18 |
chocolate milk, from cup | |
| Joel Sanderi |
12:37.4 | 04-01-06 |
5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario Championships) |
Waterloo, ON |
34 |
M |
23 |
Moosehead, from can | Rookie, international representation |
| Joel Shartz |
9:22.0 | 05-12-04 |
4th Annual Joel Sutton Memorial |
New Ulm, MN |
9 |
M |
22 |
MGD Light, from can | |
| Joe Shields |
12:47.0 | 06-22-07 |
W&J Inaugural Beer Mile |
Hopewell, PA |
|
M |
20 |
Red Dog, from can | |
| Joe Stoesser |
DNF | 08-21-04 |
4th Annual Canatara Beach Memorial Beer Mile |
Sarnia, ON |
1 |
M |
19 |
| |
| Joe "The Professor" Sullivan |
7:05.0 | 05-09-06 |
2006 Hamilton College Beer Mile |
Clinton, NY |
|
M |
21 |
From can | |
| Joe Sullivan |
14:50.0 | 04-02-99 |
Plattsburgh State Invitational |
Plattsburgh, NY |
5 |
M |
0 |
| |
| Joe Thompson |
9:30.1 | 12-09-00 |
7th Annual Gustavus Beer Mile |
St. Peter, MN |
5 |
M |
0 |
| 5 laps |
| Joe "Cock" Thompson |
9:33.3 | 12-04-99 |
6th Annual Gustavus Beer Mile |
St. Peter, MN |
5 |
M |
0 |
| 5 laps |
| Joe "Buck-a-Fuffalo" Trotta |
9:58.0 | 05-15-04 |
2004 G-Spot H3 Beer Mile |
Greensboro, NC |
7 |
M |
30 |
Coors Light, from can | Ran first and then Shotgunned all 6 beers |
| Joe "Buckafuffalo" Trotta |
16:17.0 | 10-31-04 |
Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers Beer Mile and #1100 trail |
Spring Lake, NC |
1 |
M |
30 |
Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can | x-tra credit for 3 shots and 12 weenies (1st place) |
| Joe "JT" Turner |
10:31.0 | 08-22-01 |
Inaugural Canatara Beach Beer Mile |
Sarnia, ON |
8 |
M |
19 |
Stroh's, from can | |
| Joe Turner |
26:43.0 | 08-17-02 |
2nd Annual Beach Beer Mile |
Sarnia, ON |
15 |
M |
20 |
Export, from can | |
| Joey Valure |
9:08.0 | 06-01-04 |
New Orleans Spring Beer Mile |
New Orleans, LA |
13 |
M |
0 |
| |
| Joel Vaughan |
9:38.0 | 04-29-06 |
Fort Collins Original Beer Mile |
Fort Collins, CO |
|
M |
23 |
Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can | Wore a suit. Still ran faster than his 5k pace for the beer mile. |
| Joel Vaughan |
15:00.0 | 04-28-07 |
2nd Annual Fort Collins Beer Mile |
Fort Collins, CO |
12 |
M |
25 |
Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can | Several minutes worse than last year. Due primarily to a penalty lap. Itchy wool sports coat |
| Joe "Mr. Bean" Virgilio |
6:58.7 | 07-30-05 |
Empire State Games Beer Mile Invitational |
Arlington, NY |
|
M |
19 |
Coors, from can | |
| Joey "Man Dingo" Wingo |
9:11.0 | 10-29-05 |
VCU XC Beer Mile |
Richmond, VA |
7 |
M |
18 |
Budweiser, from can | Quail boy saved the day and rose the occassion with a sub 10 effort in his debut performance |