| Name | Time | Date | Race | Location | Place | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes |
| Emily "Tonsil Tang" Cleveland | 27:38.0 | 10-31-04 | Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers Beer Mile and #1100 trail | Spring Lake, NC | 10 | F | 22 | Smirnoff apple twisted, from cup | (team vagina) couldnt stop puking in woods |
| Emily "Tonsil Tang" Cleveland | DNF | 05-15-04 | 2004 G-Spot H3 Beer Mile | Greensboro, NC | 4 | F | 22 | Guinness Draught, from bottle | 1st offical apperence for Team Guinness |
