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Notable Beer Miling Performances

#24, #55, #65, #79, #84, #88, #114, #120, #120, #132, #179, #197  All-time Official World Record Performance
#24  All-time Official Male Performance
#13, #38, #40  All-time Official Female Performance
#36  Official American Performance
#26  Official Australian Performance
#14, #29, #35, #41, #42, #58, #64, #64, #74  Official Canadian Performance
#4, #20, #24, #25, #32, #41, #42  Official Province of Alberta, Canada Performance
#6, #8, #17, #20, #24, #35  Official Province of British Colombia, Canada Performance
#9, #25, #27, #30, #31, #32  Official Province of Manitoba, Canada Performance
#15  Official Province of Nova Scotia, Canada Performance
#9, #29, #43, #47  Official Province of Ontario, Canada Performance
#2, #28, #49  Official Province of Quebec, Canada Performance
#6  Official Province of Saskatchewan, Canada Performance
#12, #17  Official State of Arizona Performance
#16, #26, #48  Official State of Florida Performance
#4, #21  Official State of Illinois Performance
#1, #11, #19, #22, #27, #32, #36  Official State of Kentucky Performance
#8, #27  Official State of Louisiana Performance
#33  Official State of Maine Performance
#8, #9  Official State of Maryland Performance
#40, #48  Official State of Massachusetts Performance
#37  Official State of Minnesota Performance
#5, #7  Official State of Missouri Performance
#15, #18, #21  Official State of Montana Performance
#25, #37, #39, #41, #42  Official State of New Jersey Performance
#17  Official State of North Carolina Performance
#12, #20  Official State of Ohio Performance
#3, #46  Official State of Pennsylvania Performance
#13, #18  Official State of South Dakota Performance
#9, #11  Official State of Tennessee Performance
#42  Official State of Texas Performance
#27, #30  Official State of Virginia Performance
#3  Official 1992 Performance
#1  Official 1993 Performance
#10, #14  Official 1996 Performance
#1, #5, #5, #20  Official 1999 Performance
#1  Official 2001 Performance
#4, #12, #19  Official 2002 Performance
#2, #5  Official 2003 Performance
#2  Official 2004 Performance
#10  Official 2006 Performance
#4  Official 2008 Performance
#8  Official Performance Drinking Budweiser
#18, #20  Official Performance Drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon
#1, #2, #7, #13  Official Performance Drinking Canadian
#4, #22, #25  Official Performance Drinking Miller Genuine Draft
#11  Official Performance Drinking Kokanee
#2, #7  Official Performance Drinking Coors Light
#6  Official Performance Drinking Miller Lite
#5  Official Performance Drinking Busch
#8, #25  Official Performance Drinking Abita Amber
#23, #26  Official Performance Drinking Export
#11, #15, #17  Official Performance Drinking Lucky
#30  Official Performance Drinking Stroh's
#10  Official Performance Drinking carlton draught
#14  Official Performance Drinking Moosehead
#8  Official Performance Drinking Laker Lager
#8  Official Performance Drinking Premo
#7  Official Performance Drinking Carlsberg
#7  Official Performance Drinking Milwaukee's Best
#11  Official Performance Drinking Labatt 50
#8  Official Performance Drinking Lakeport Pilsner
#5  Official Performance Drinking Ice House
#3  Official Performance Drinking Beast
#9  Official Performance Drinking busch heavy
#8, #11  Official Performance Drinking Mickeys Big Mouth
#3  Official Performance Drinking Labatt's Blue
#3  Official Performance Drinking Keith's
#1  Official Performance Drinking Carling
#2  Official Performance Drinking Guiness
#4  Official Performance Drinking Bowes Double Dry
#3  Official Performance Drinking nothing illegal
#5  Official Performance Drinking Canterbury
#2  Official Performance Drinking beast ice
#2  Official Performance Drinking Alexander Keiths IPA
#4  Official Performance Drinking Yingling
#3  Official Performance Drinking Scheaffer
#2  Official Performance Drinking Old Milwaukee's
#1  Official Performance Drinking Sleemans Honey Brown
#1  Official Performance Drinking Grasshopper
#2  Official Performance Drinking Schmidts
#1  Official Performance Drinking Bowes
#1  Official Performance Drinking Sam Winter
#1  Official Performance Drinking Miller Highlife
#1  Official Performance Drinking Rootbeer
#1  Official Performance Drinking Heinken
#2  Official Performance Drinking Miller Lite from Bottle


349 total entries found:

NameTime Date Race Location Place Sex  Age   Beer  Notes
James Copinger-Symes "-"    7:14.0  07-15-08     MR 25 Chunder Mile  7 minutes 14.04 seconds. M 41 Tiger, from can  race was run after a 20 times 200 metres training session.9
Jason Clark    16:00.0  02-03-08     1st Annual Sonoma County Beer Mile  Santa Rosa, CA M 30 Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can  puked Dring
JC    10:15.0  11-22-08     Second annual Warfield Beer Mile  Warfield BC Canada 5 M 25 From can  
Jessica    12:48.0  08-19-07     XC Back to school Beermile  Jacksonville, FL 7 F 21 Budweiser, from can  Great race
Johnny Cockring    23:23.0  08-26-05     Hogan's Hash House Harriers  Toronto, ON M 0 Carlsberg, from can  
Jon "WesXC" Kraus    11:06.0  12-08-03     The Ice Mile Photo Shoot  Middletown, CT 1 M 21 Busch, from can  first boot-free BM
Just Say No to Crack "Crack"    17:11.0  08-26-06     1st Annual LA/Long Beach Hash Beermile  CSU Long Beach 19 M 42 Miller Genuine Draft, from can  Could do much better with the queensmile
Johnston-Peck Aaron   10:28.0  08-10-04     Bay Village Rockets Rumble  Bay Village, OH 2 M 0 Natural Ice, from can  Penalty Lap
AJ "The Bonz" Acosta   1:53.0  07-02-05     Edward 40 Hands Invite  La Costa Canyon 3 M 0   
AJ "The Big Nasty" Acosta   5:58.0  01-01-05     Otis SAJAC Memorial DMR  San Diego, CA M 17 Coors, from can  went through 800 in 235
Jason Ancelin   12:11.7  09-13-08     Rudolph Bay Beer-Mile  Winnipeg, MB 2 M 23 Budweiser, from can  Rookie. Exceptional puking after winning!
Jon Archenhold   10:50.0  01-01-07     Intergalactic Hash 2nd Annual Winter Classic  San Diego, CA 11 M 45 Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can  
Janice Ashworth   DNF  04-10-04     Dal Beer Mile Champs  Sackville, NS F 0 From can  
Jon Bach   9:40.0  10-17-06     2006 Annapolis Beer Mile  Annapolis, MD 6 M 21 budweiser, from can  
Jay "Spooge Bob Shit Pants" Bachman   20:34.0  10-31-04     Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers Beer Mile and #1100 trail  Spring Lake, NC 5 M 29 Guinness Pub Draught 16OZ, from can  Team Guinness ate 1 weenie
Jay "Spooge Bob Shit Pants" Bachman   DNF  05-15-04     2004 G-Spot H3 Beer Mile  Greensboro, NC 3 M 29 Guinness Draught, from bottle  1st offical apperence for Team Guinness, Time not Recorded
Jocelyn Bergeron   19:34.0  03-31-07     CIS Champion's 2007 BM  Sherbrooke, PQ 17 M 23 Bowes, from can  
Mark (Memory Palace) Bjornson   9:45.0  12-09-06     1st Annual BHSU Beer Mile  Spearfish, SD M 19 nothing illegal, from can  smiled the entire way
Josh "Jssshhh" Blanc   17:55.0  04-29-06     Second Open Bobcat Beer Mile Run  Lees-McRae Track: Banner Elk, NC M 21 Budweiser, from can  Dissapointed in his track season he didn't dissapoint in the official beer mile with a solid time even with a penalty lap. Not a clutch drinker
P.J "Pie Chucker" Bosch   10:01.0  04-25-07     2nd Annual South Australian Beer Mile Championships  Adelaide, South Australia, Australia M 27 Carlton Draught, from bottle  Talked it up like always, and let himself down like always! Thats alright P.J no one else rated you!
Julien "La Roche" Bouchard   6:15.9  09-30-06     Initiation Cross-Country USherbrooke  Sherbrooke, PQ 2 M 21 Budweiser, from can  boutch domination (on their first beer mile)
Justin Bouché   12:27.0  08-22-08     Manitoba 2008 Summer Beermile  Winnipeg, MB 19 F 0 n/a, from can  Second place female finisher
Justin Bouche   18:06.0  04-09-04     2nd Annual Manitoba Beer Miling Championships  Winnipeg, MB 17 M 0   
Jacob Breuer   9:50.0  11-08-08     Western Rowing Fall Beer Mile -08  London, ON 0 Labatt Blue, from can  
Jacob Brizinski   9:11.0  11-18-05     2005 UofR Cougar Track and Field Beer Mile  Regina, SK 3 M 18 Kokanee, from can  
Jacob "Brunsy" Brunsvold   19:00.0  07-07-07     First Run Dub B  White Bear Lake, Mn 6 M 18 Miller Lite, from can  Training for first year of college CC at Rivers Falls, Wi. Threw up after lap 2. first beer mile
Jon "The Cannon" Buchanan   8:51.0  02-24-07     The Green Mile  Greensburg, KY 2 M 21 Chocolate Milk, from cup  
J C   19:55.0  10-01-07     BK homecoming  Tiffin, OH 5 M 0 Budweiser, from can  
J C   20:42.0  08-11-05     TiffleBerg Preview  Tiffin, OH 7 M 0 Miller Genuine Draft, from can  7th Place, Puked and Penalty Lap
Javi "Javi" C   13:00.0  12-18-06     Awaiting of the Secret  Miami, FL 7 M 22 Budweiser, from can  impressive 400, Penalty Lap
James "Stop Cado" Cadovius   14:55.0  03-31-07     CIS Champion's 2007 BM  Sherbrooke, PQ 16 M 22 Budweiser, from can  Penalty Lap
James "Stop Cado" Cadovius   18:10.0  09-27-08     Initiation Cross-Country 2008  Sherbrooke, PQ M 23 Milwaukee's Best, from can  Bell lap in 54,3 - New Record
James "dovi" Cadovius   18:57.0  04-07-06     Sherbrooke Spring Beer-Off  Sherbrooke, PQ 21 Bowes Double Dry, from can  58 sec bell lap
John Campbell   8:03.0  12-23-97     Island Road Racers 1st Annual Christmas  Victoria, BC 2 M 0   
Jeramie Carbonaro   6:37.0  12-03-99     Windsor Fall Beer Mile  Windsor, ON 2 M 0   
Jeramie Carbonaro   6:52.0  12-04-98     Windsor Beer Mile  Windsor, ON 3 M 0   
Jean-Sebastien "YoungRunner" Caron   9:30.0  11-21-08     Garneau XC Initiation 2008  Quebec, PQ 4 M 17 Budweiser, from bottle  First after two laps
Jean-Sebastien "YoungRunner" Caron   DNF  12-19-08     Christmas Beermile  Quebec, PQ 1 M 17   
Jennifer Carrano   18:02.0  01-04-05     ABITA New Orleans Winter 2005 Beer Mile  New Orleans, LA 53 F 0 Abita Amber, from bottle  
Jason Carrier   12:04.0  04-02-03     The First Annual Western Spring Beer Mile - Men  London, ON 10 M 19 Old Milwaukee, from can  This was a lot harder than I thought it would be
James Carrothers   7:59.0  11-12-05     Chicagoland Beer Mile Invitational  Chicago, IL M 0 Budweiser, from can  
Josh "8 Belles" Carter   11:37.0  07-29-08     Beer Mile #8  Louisville, KY M 23 Miller Genuine Draft, from can  
Josh "Don't Puke on me" Carter   12:25.0  08-12-05     Beer or Soda Mile  Louisville, KY 3 M 20 Budweiser, from can  
Josh "Captain Twirl" Carter   14:08.0  08-16-06     Louisville Beer Mile #4  Louisville, KY 2 M 21 Budweiser, from can  Puked after he finished
Josh "the Measurer" Carter   16:24.0  05-26-06     Louisville Beer/Soda Mile #3 -- 2006  Louisville, KY 5 M 21 Budweiser, from can  Actually ran this time
Josh "Slow n Steady" Carter   19:13.3  06-10-07     Beer Mile #7  Louisville, KY 4 M 22 Budweiser, from can  No comment
Josh "Slacker" Carter   22:36.0  06-02-07     Beer Mile #6  Louisville, KY 6 M 22 Budweiser, from can  
Pablo "Pabs" Carvajal   17:00.0  01-21-07     3rd Annual Mike-Beezy Beer Mile  Charlotte, NC M 19 Budweiser, from can  11:30 before penalty lap
Jason Carver   9:20.0  04-13-07     1st Annual University of Alberta Beer Mile  Edmonton, AB M 0   
James Cash   12:26.0  09-28-07     Skule(TM) Rugby Rookie Beer Mile  Toronto, ON 10 M 0 From can  
John Cassell   13:16.0  04-15-05     10th Annual B.S.D. Beer Mile  Calgary, AB M 0   PB
John Cassell   16:42.0  04-17-03     8th Annual B.S.D. Beer Mile  Calgary, AB 25 M 0   Penalty Lap
John Cassell   18:50.0  04-16-04     9th Annual B.S.D. Beer Mile  Calgary, AB 16 M 0   
John Cassell   19:58.0  08-11-01     2001 World Beer Mile Championships  Edmonton, AB M 0   Calgary
John "Bjorn" Cassell   24:02.0  04-12-01     6th Annual B.S.D. Beer Mile  Calgary, AB 19 M 0   Penalty Lap; Rookie
Jana "J-Rae" Cassidy   9:36.0  03-15-08     2008 Manitoba Winter Beermile  Winnipeg, MB 7 F 0 Canadian, from can  
Javier Castro   12:34.0  03-27-05     FIU Spring Break - Return of the Goot a.k.a. (the gouch)  Miami, FL 8 M 20 Bud Light, from bottle  Mystery Man Award
Jose "zorro" Castro   6:40.0  04-25-08     Hurricane Invite  Coral Gables, Florida 1 M 22 Budweiser, from can  PR!!!
Julien Cazabon   18:36.0  10-05-02     Hull Beer Mile for Breast Cancer II  Hull, PQ 20 M 26 From can  
Joe Cerimele   16:36.0  04-27-04     cwrun-04  Cleveland, OH 6 M 0 A&W, from can  rootbeer
Joseph "JC$" Cerimele   16:36.0  04-27-04     CWRUN '04  Cleveland, OH 12 M 0 Rootbeer, from can  Root beer
Jan Cerny   7:53.0  04-16-98     3rd Annual B.S.D. Beer Mile  Calgary, AB 2 F 0   
Jan Cerny   11:28.0  04-12-01     6th Annual B.S.D. Beer Mile  Calgary, AB 9 M 0   Arrived late; self-timed 7:28
Jan Cerny   15:43.0  04-18-97     2nd Annual B.S.D. Beer Mile  Calgary, AB 3 F 0   
Jon Cescon   17:39.0  04-04-98     4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer Mile  Kingston, ON 26 M 0   
James "under the radar" Cettiga   10:20.0  09-11-05     Timpathelon4  Edmonton, AB 8 M 34 Kokanee, from can  No puke
Jim "The Pill" Cettiga   11:28.0  09-29-06     Timpathelon5  Calgary, AB 11 M 35 Kokanee, from can  Stays low
Jen Chalgren   10:18.0  12-04-98     5th Annual Gustavus Beer Mile  St. Peter, MN 7 F 0   3 beers
Joaquin "Heisman Trophy" Chapa   6:09.0  06-02-05     1st Annual Louie Luchini Invitational  Palo Alto, California 5 M 0 Miller Genuine Draft, from can  First Time Beer Miler
Jonathan "M&M" Charest   15:21.0  09-27-08     Initiation Cross-Country 2008  Sherbrooke, PQ M 20 Budweiser, from can  Final lap in 55 sec
John Charlesworth   10:05.0  12-19-98     2nd Annual Island Road Racers Christmas  Victoria, BC 7 M 0   
John Cherland   DNF  12-02-06     Chicago Beer Mile v2.0  Chicago, IL 7 M 0   
Jesse Chettle   7:26.0  05-20-06     2nd Annual Johnson County Community College Beer Mile  Overland Park, Kansas M 22 Miller Lite, from can  
J.C. "johnny (Party Boy)" Chirgwin   7:50.0  05-09-03     Morehead Mile  Morehead, KY 1 M 22 Budweiser, from can  didn't even catch a buzz
Jamie Chisholm   15:44.0  04-05-97     3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer Mile  Kingston, ON 37 0   
Jamie Chisholm   20:56.0  12-18-98     Inaugural Toronto Beer Mile  Toronto, ON 14 0   
Jamie Chisholm   23:41.3  08-24-96     Kingston Classic VIII  Kingston, ON 21 0   
Jamie Chisholm   24:07.0  08-08-98     Kingston Classic X  Kingston, ON 30 0   
Jamie Chisholm   27:05.0  08-09-97     Kingston Classic IX  Kingston, ON 13 0   
Jeff Cincoski   7:58.0  10-02-04     '04 Western MonTucky Beermile Championship  Missoula, MT M 22 Schmidts, from can  his birthday
Jeffro Cincoski   7:43.0  10-21-06     2006 Western Montucky Beermile Championship  Missoula, MT M 24 Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can  
Jeff Clark   9:14.0  11-17-07     Chicago Beer Mile III  Chicago, IL 11 M 0 Budweiser, from can  
Jeff Clark   10:31.0  11-12-05     Chicagoland Beer Mile Invitational  Chicago, IL M 31 Budweiser, from can  
Jeff Clark   DNF  12-02-06     Chicago Beer Mile v2.0  Chicago, IL 3 M 0   
Jim Clark   16:36.0  12-21-04     1st Annual Dave Smart Beer Mile  Victoria, BC M 0   
Jamie Cleveland   7:47.0  12-24-99     Innaugural Gold Coast Beer Mile  Surfers 3 0   
Jamie Cleveland   10:04.0  11-20-98     3rd Annual Kingston Fall Beer Mile  Kingston, ON 6 0   
Joe Clipper   6:11.2  05-09-04     Big Bash Beer Mile  Amherst, NY 2 18 Budweiser, from can  
JT "Rough & Tough" Clough   10:58.0  12-31-05     Encinitas Beer Mile  Encinitas, CA 29 F 40 Corona, from can  
Jon "no liver" Coleman   12:47.0  07-06-04     Kingston Beer mile  Kingston, ON 4 M 21 black label, from can  puked
Jeanette Collins   11:38.0  04-05-97     3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer Mile  Kingston, ON 28 F 0   
Jason Columbino   11:17.0  12-06-98     1998 Bowdoin College Chunder Mile  Brunswick, ME 7 M 0   
Joe Company   11:10.0  10-03-08     First Annual Missouri Beer Mile  Columbia, MO 13 M 0 Guiness  
Emily Conjura   28:41.0  10-01-08     Rocktoberfest Fall Beer Mile  Steamboat Springs, CO 13 F 0 Busch, from can  Don't worry...you still beat Trent's time!
Joey "pito 2" Conway   9:20.0  05-06-06     Naked Beer Mile  Kennewick, WA M 23 everclear, from cup  would not participate in complete naked ness, wore speedo
John "Host" Coogan   17:06.0  07-19-03     SLR Summer BBQ Beer Mile  Vienna, VA 8 M 0 Mickeys Big Mouth  
Jodie "Luvs the Iguana" Cook   DNF  04-26-08     3rd Annual South Australian Beer Mile Championships  Adelaide, South Australia, Australia 2 F 25 Tooheys New, from can  Determined to put in a better showing in 2009. Just quietly, would want to ;-) Everyone's favourite beer miler
Jacob Cooper   8:40.0  05-16-02     Amherst Intrateam Challenge  Amherst, MA 5 M 0 Ice House, from can  
Tico Cornejo   9:23.0  07-14-98     Manitoba Beer Mile  Winnipeg, MB 5 M 0   
Jimmy Crackwhore   24:55.0  02-08-08     Cumbridge Hash #6.9: Winter Beer Mile  Tufts track, Somerville, MA 12 M 0 Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can  Ran a penalty lap
Jill "All-American" Crandy   DNF  06-09-05     River Falls Beer Mile Trial  River Falls, WI F 22 Miller High Life, from can  Did do hurdles around her 3rd lap....but didn't finish...
John "Young Girl" Creasey   DNF  04-25-07     2nd Annual South Australian Beer Mile Championships  Adelaide, South Australia, Australia M 32 Carlton Draught, from bottle  After claiming this was the biggest race of his life, disappointed to pull out at the last hurdle. Will be back bigger and better in '08.
Jay "Hugh Jass" Crooker   9:05.0  12-31-07     Last Chance Beer Mile  Chapel Hill, NC M 36 Budweiser, from can  ran with bike helmet on
Josh Cross   9:37.0  02-11-08     Tallahassee Beer Mile  Tallahassee, FL M 21 Budweiser, from can  
Jeff Crouch   7:47.0  08-15-03     The Team Stampede Beer Mile  Missoula, MT 3 M 33 Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can  
John "Tiger" Crouch   11:11.0  05-24-08     Owen Shott 4th Annual  Jacksonville, FL 13 M 22 Budweiser, from can  Strong race
John "Nowicki All Star" Curran   20:04.0  05-21-05     Owen Shott Memorial Beer Mile  Jacksonville, FL 13 M 30 Beast, from can  team nowicki's event specific training for next year begins now
Jill Cwik   11:22.0  11-17-07     Chicago Beer Mile III  Chicago, IL 22 F 0 Budweiser, from can  
Jason "Slim" Drucker   DNF  05-03-08     1st Annual Somebody's Bachelor Party Beer Mile  Cedar Falls, IA 1 M 25   State Qualifier, 65sec 400 split, then dropped out, unsubstantiated reports of cowboy boots for footwear
Jean-Nicholas Duval   10:26.5  06-21-97     Ian Hume Invitational Beer Mile  Sherbrooke, PQ 3 M 0   
Jean-Nicholas Duval   15:50.8  08-11-96     1996 National Champs Beer Mile  Kitchener, ON 4 M 0   
Jean-Nicolas Duval   8:00.0  09-12-92     1992 McGill Open  Montreal, PQ 1 M 0   
Jean-Michel "Evens" Evens   10:08.0  03-29-08     2nd Charlotte Beer Mile  Charlotte, NC M 30 Icehouse, from can  piss warm beer
Joe "tits" Fedorowicz   DNF  06-16-05     SOL Beer Mile Summer Series #1  Upper Moreland, PA 3 M 19 Miller High Life, from can  
Jared Fletcher   7:09.0  04-16-06     11th Annual B.S.D. Beer Mile  Calgary, AB 5 M 0   PB
Jared Fletcher   7:23.0  04-09-04     2nd Annual Manitoba Beer Miling Championships  Winnipeg, MB 7 M 22 Canadian, from can  penalty lap
Jared Fletcher   9:40.0  04-13-07     12th Annual B.S.D. Beer Mile  Calgary, AB M 0   
Jared Fletcher   9:45.0  04-20-03     1st annual Manitoba Cup of Beer Miling  Winnipeg, MB 2 M 21 Keith's, from can  
Jared Fletcher   13:20.0  06-22-02     2002 Canadian National Beer Mile Championships  Edmonton, AB M 0   MB
Michael J. "Boom-Boom" Fox-Boyd   10:04.0  04-18-98     NESCAC Championships I  Amherst, MA 30 M 0   Wesleyan
Michael J. "Boom-Boom" Fox-Boyd   26:58.0  07-19-03     SLR Summer BBQ Beer Mile  Vienna, VA 11 M 0 Mickeys Big Mouth  
Jon Francis   6:53.0  04-05-97     3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer Mile  Kingston, ON 4 M 0   
Jon Francis   6:56.0  03-29-96     1996 Kingston Spring Beer Mile  Kingston, ON 2 M 0   
Jon Francis   7:31.0  08-08-98     Kingston Classic X  Kingston, ON 4 M 0   
Jon Francis   8:03.0  11-15-97     2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer Mile  Kingston, ON 4 M 0   
Jon Francis   8:14.0  11-15-96     Queen's / UWO Virtual Beer Mile  Kingston, ON 2 M 0   
Jon Francis   8:59.0  11-20-98     3rd Annual Kingston Fall Beer Mile  Kingston, ON 5 M 0   
Jessica Fraser   13:17.0  09-06-96     1st Dalhousie Beer Mile  Halifax, NS 9 F 0   
Juicey "JJ" Fruit   DNF  05-04-08     1st Annual pioharriers.com Spring Fling Beer Mile  Marietta, OH M 19 Ice House, from can  dropped out after 1st lap
Jim Gignac   5:59.0  12-03-99     Windsor Fall Beer Mile  Windsor, ON 1 M 0   
Josh "blowvac" Glovac   8:36.0  06-17-07     The First Annual Crapula Beer Mile.  Amherst, OH 1 M 17 natty light, from can  Luck.
Jace Gohres   7:59.0  01-04-05     ABITA New Orleans Winter 2005 Beer Mile  New Orleans, LA 11 M 0 Abita Amber, from bottle  
Jace Gohres   DNF  06-21-05     New Orleans Summer Beer Mile  New Orleans, LA 2 M 0   
JC "I swear Corona is Legal" Hanley   12:38.0  05-21-05     Owen Shott Memorial Beer Mile  Jacksonville, FL 9 F 29 Corona, from bottle  our only veteran, apparently looked up Corona's legality on another beermile.com
Judy Havlicek   DNF  12-02-06     Chicago Beer Mile v2.0  Chicago, IL 4 F 0   
Jessica Hayes   16:29.0  11-09-07     Ottawa-Carleton GeGRavens Inaugural Fall Classic  Ottawa, ON 7 F 0 Lakeport Pilsner, from can  Ottawa
John Hetrick   12:08.0  02-10-08     Tempe Beer Mile Part Deux  Tempe, AZ 5 M 40 Budweiser, from can  Penalty Lap
Jessica Hewitt   DNF  04-13-07     12th Annual B.S.D. Beer Mile  Calgary, AB F 0   
Jim "Cinderella" Hinrichsen   16:26.0  11-05-05     1st Annual 5hundy.com Beer Mile  Sacramento, CA 5 M 31 Tecate, from can  
Jackie Hochstein   23:41.0  10-30-07     2nd Annual Halloween Beer Mile  Madison, WI F 23 Budweiser, from can  Blessed the track
Jack "Jack Ass" Holden   13:45.0  05-01-05     Hanover Spring Term Kickoff Beer Mile  Hanover, IN M 18 Milwalkies Best, from can  
Eric J.   8:36.0  05-16-04     3rd Annual Coppell Chocolate Milk Mile (guys slow heat)  Coppell, TX 6 M 0 Chocolate Milk, from cup  
Merritt "Who Are These People" Jackman   11:15.0  12-31-05     Encinitas Beer Mile  Encinitas, CA 30 M 0 Some import, from bottle  First Timer
Dave Jackson   16:06.0  12-19-06     Third Annual Dave Smart Tribute Beer Mile  Victoria, BC 41 M 0 Coors Light, from can  
Gina "Action" Jackson   13:21.0  11-20-04     4th Annual Fall K-W BM (Syracuse Invitational)  Waterloo, ON 29 F 24 From can  Penalty Lap, PB
Greg Jackson   8:15.0  03-24-97       Clermont, FL 2 M 0   
Hugh Jackson   7:10.0  07-29-07     4th Semi-annual Bishop Dwenger Chocolate Milk Mile  Fort Wayne, IN M 20 chocolate milk, from cup  
Jim Jackson   13:39.0  09-09-07     Tempe Arizona Beer Mile  Tempe, AZ 8 M 44 Coors, from can  
John Jackson   DNF  10-20-02     Bozeman Beer race  Bozeman, MT 4 M 23 Keystone Light, from can  
Jon "Jon Juan de Suavo" Jackson   13:52.0  07-23-02     Beer Mile Montucky Style  Bozeman, MT 2 M 22 Budweiser, from can  Boot Lap
Paige Jackson   13:12.0  12-06-08     2nd Annual College Station Beer Mile  College Station, TX F 0 Lone Star, from can  
Scott "Jacknut" Jackson   7:59.0  05-16-08     The JLowe Pre-Wedding Invitational Beer Mile  Warner-Robins, GA 1 M 33 Bud Light, from can  *pb
Scott Jackson   9:10.0  11-27-05     Fall 2005 Dallas H3 Beer Mile  Dallas, TX 2 M 30 Heinken, from can  still hurling
Scott "scooter" Jackson   10:48.0  11-14-04     plano beer mile  Plano, TX M 29 Miller Genuine Draft, from can  tried warm beer, ahead of pack at beginning, faded at end
Alan Jacob   DNF  01-01-05     4 beers, 4 laps, 4 Hoover  Cambria County M 0 "  
Alan Jacob   DNF  04-29-05     4 beers, 4 laps, 4 Hoover  Altoona, PA M 0 Miller High Life  
Smith Jacob   25:58.2  11-22-07     Thanksgiving Beer Mile  Pensacola, Florida M 24 Miller Light, from can  
Andrea Jacobs   DNF  07-02-05     Edward 40 Hands Invite  La Costa Canyon 6 F 0   
Chris Jacobs   DNF  07-02-05     Edward 40 Hands Invite  La Costa Canyon 11 M 0   
Steve Jacobs   13:35.0  05-15-04     2nd Annual Salisbury Post Season Beer Mile  salisbury, md 9 M 0 From can  
Steve Jacobs   17:52.0  05-20-06     3rd Annual Salisbury Beer Mile  Salisbury, MD M 0 Bud Light, from can  
steve "deer" jacobs   19:54.0  05-09-03     salisbury annual post season beer mile  Salisbury, MD 7 M 21 Miller Lite, from bottle  
Toby "Bakon" Jacobs   9:18.0  05-02-06     Hellfish Beer Mile  Harrisonburg, VA 2 M 22 Milwaukee's Best Ice, from can  
Toby "bakon" Jacobs   9:18.0  05-02-06     Hellfish Finals Week Drunken Mile Attack Explosion  Harrisonburg, VA M 22 Beast Ice, from can  amazing!
Stephen Jacobsen   11:40.0  10-10-06     2nd Annual Puke and Regroup Beer Mile  Edmonton, AB 5 M 18 Lucky, from can  penalty lap, rookie
Daniel "shaggy" Jacobson   6:43.0  07-29-07     4th Semi-annual Bishop Dwenger Chocolate Milk Mile  Fort Wayne, IN M 21 chocolate milk, from cup  
Keith Jacobson   13:05.0  12-18-05     3rd Annual New Jersey Beermile Championships  Morris County, NJ 8 M 27 Yingling, from bottle  
Rick "Estrus" Jaeger   DNF  07-14-06     2006 Summer Houston Hash Beer Mile  Houston, TX 1 M 62 Miller High Life, from can  
Chris James   15:31.0  03-26-99     5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer Mile  Kingston, ON 23 M 0   
Nicholas Jamroz   9:04.0  11-19-04     Worcester Fall Beer Mile  Worcester, MA 4 M 20 Busch Light, from can  
Pat Janeczek   14:37.0  07-22-06     Nickel City Beer Mile 2006  Sudbury, ON 3 M 0   
Chad Janiszeski   16:54.0  12-14-07     Beerlympics III  Mankato, MN 1 M 22 Busch light, from can  Had troubles finding a replacement when his 3rd Beer froze on him
Chad Jason   10:35.0  08-24-03     Innagural High Park Race  Toronto, ON 2 M 27 Labatt's Blue, from can  
Nick Jastorff   DNF  12-09-06     1st Annual BHSU Beer Mile  Spearfish, SD M 21 busch heavy, from can  only serious pre-gamer
Claire Jean   8:50.0  12-19-06     Third Annual Dave Smart Tribute Beer Mile  Victoria, BC 9 F 0 Coors Light, from can  
Scott Jensen   6:27.0  08-11-01     2001 World Beer Mile Championships  Edmonton, AB 1 M 0   Calgary
Scott Jensen   7:12.4  06-22-02     2002 Canadian National Beer Mile Championships  Edmonton, AB M 0   AB
Scott Jensen   7:13.0  08-18-00     2000 Alberta Beer Mile Champs  Calgary, AB 1 M 0   
Scott Jensen   7:26.0  08-20-99     Southern Alberta Regional Beer Mile Champs  Calgary, AB 1 M 0   
Scott Jensen   8:57.0  08-22-98     The Calgary Track West BeerMile Clinic  Calgary, AB 2 M 0   
Scott Jensen   10:55.0  09-06-97     Alberta Champs Beer Mile  Calgary, AB 4 M 0   
Scott Jensen   12:55.0  07-04-08     Drozda's Stag Beer Mile  Calgary, AB 3 M 34 Grasshopper  2001 World Champion, Penalty Lap
Scott Jensen   12:57.0  09-09-06     MannStag Mile  Sibbald Lake Campground, Alberta M 0   
Scott Jensen   16:10.0  04-18-97     2nd Annual B.S.D. Beer Mile  Calgary, AB 5 M 0   
CIRCLE JERKINATOR   23:35.0  09-02-07     NVHHH BEER MILE  State College, PA M 0 NATURAL ICE, from can  PUKED
Coy Jesse   46:04.0  11-22-03     Beer 4 Mile B-Team Nationals  Spearfish, SD 5 M 0 Keystone Light, from can  puked 11 times, 3 times solely KFC
Chris Jewett   DNF  12-05-01     The 36th Annual Invitational Mile (2001)  Lancaster, PA 0   
Cam Johnson   10:07.5  09-14-96     1st Manitoba World Cup of Beer Miling  Winnipeg, MB 6 0   
Chad Johnson   10:54.6  09-14-96     1st Manitoba World Cup of Beer Miling  Winnipeg, MB 7 M 0   
Curt Johnson   16:01.0  12-06-03     First Annual Stevens Point Beer Mile  Stevens Point, WI 8 M 21 Coors, from can  Puked
Eric "It's Not My Johnson" Johnson   11:16.0  11-27-05     Fall 2005 Dallas H3 Beer Mile  Dallas, TX 12 M 29 Budweiser, from can  
Jessica Johnston   7:52.0  09-22-08     Birthday Beermile XXX  Berkeley, CA 3 F 0   First Female
Jessica "But I'm injured" Johnston   9:07.0  09-22-07     3rd Annual Wallace Birthday Beermile  Berkeley, CA 225 F 0   1st Female
Aaron Johnston-Peck   12:18.0  04-27-04     cwrun-04  Cleveland, OH 3 M 0 Milwaukee's Best Ice, from can  penalty
Aaron "AJP" Johnston-Peck   12:18.0  04-27-04     CWRUN '04  Cleveland, OH 9 M 0 Beast Ice, from can  Penalty
Aaron "A-ron" Johnston-Peck   13:00.0  07-27-07     Sum07 Beer Mile Extravaganza  Westlake, OH M 22 Guinness, from can  penalty lap
Derrick Johnstone   8:55.0  09-12-03     5th Annual Gemini Beer Mile  Vancouver, BC 14 M 0 Canadian  
Craig Joleka   18:21.0  11-02-96     2nd Annual Lakehead University Beer Mile  Thunder Bay, ON 11 M 0   
Carl Jones   34:42.0  02-11-08     Tallahassee Beer Mile  Tallahassee, FL M 21 Budweiser, from can  
Chris Jones   12:56.0  11-10-01     Hull Beer Mile for Breast Cancer I  Hull, PQ 6 M 25 Labatt 50, from can  
Jackie Jones   12:10.0  04-15-05     10th Annual B.S.D. Beer Mile  Calgary, AB F 0   PB
Jackie Jones   14:29.0  06-22-02     2002 Canadian National Beer Mile Championships  Edmonton, AB F 0   AB; Penalty Lap
Jackie Jones   19:26.0  04-16-04     9th Annual B.S.D. Beer Mile  Calgary, AB 18 F 0   Penalty Lap
Jackie Jones   DNF  04-17-03     8th Annual B.S.D. Beer Mile  Calgary, AB 8 F 0   Disqualified, cheating
Mitchell Jones   11:42.0  04-25-97     East Tennessee State University Beer Mile  Johnson City, TN 7 M 0   
Patrick Jones   8:31.0  10-25-08     Go Home Gary Beer Mile  Chicago, IL M 0 Bud Light, from can  
Chris Joseph   14:40.0  11-12-05     Chicagoland Beer Mile Invitational  Chicago, IL M 0 Budweiser, from can  
Anthony Joyce   7:30.0  04-07-00     6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer Mile  Kingston, ON 6 M 0   
Gregg Joyce   10:56.0  10-01-08     Rocktoberfest Fall Beer Mile  Steamboat Springs, CO 5 M 0 Busch, from can  Nice First Showing!
Martin "Summer's Eve" Joyce   9:31.0  11-27-05     Fall 2005 Dallas H3 Beer Mile  Dallas, TX 3 M 49 Budweiser, from can  always second place
Mike Joyce   6:47.3  08-24-96     Kingston Classic VIII  Kingston, ON 3 M 0   
Mike Joyce   7:17.0  04-05-97     3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer Mile  Kingston, ON 10 M 0   
Vincent "Captain Planet" Juliano   DNF  08-14-07     Port Jefferson Beer Mile  Port Jefferson, NY 1 M 16 From can  Threw up horizontally like a rocket
Kraig "Menage Myself" Junck   10:33.0  11-10-07     2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer Mile  Houston, TX 11 M 45 Miller High Life, from can  
Jeff Kabfleisch   7:29.0  08-07-93     Kingston Classic V  Kingston, ON 1 M 0   
Jacob "Fatman" Kendo   DNF  02-25-05     Cascade 1st Annual Soda Mile  Everett, WA M 18 Safeway Select, from can  
Jacob Keszey   14:43.0  05-12-07     3rd Annual SLU Beer Mile  Canton, NY 9 M 20 Budweiser, from can  Penalty lap
Jon Kilcullen   10:25.0  04-09-04     2nd Annual Manitoba Beer Miling Championships  Winnipeg, MB 12 M 20 Budweiser  
Jon "Viper" Kilcullen   16:00.0  08-22-08     Manitoba 2008 Summer Beermile  Winnipeg, MB 24 M 24 Lucky, from can  
Jon "Viper" Kilcullen   17:34.0  03-17-07     2007 Manitoba Winter Beermile  Winnipeg, MB 20 M 23 Canadian, from can  penalty lap, hungover
Jon "Viper" Kilcullen   19:09.0  06-25-06     Manitoba Summer Beermile  Winnipeg, MB 18 M 23 From can  
Jon Kilcullen   19:15.0  02-05-05     Bison Winter Beer Mile  Winnipeg, MB 8 M 21 Budweiser, from can  No throwing up at all
Jon "Viper" Kilcullen   19:21.0  03-15-08     2008 Manitoba Winter Beermile  Winnipeg, MB 31 M 0 Budweiser, from can  
Jon Kilcullen   21:43.0  08-03-07     2007 Manitoba Summer Beer Mile  Winnipeg, MB M 24 n/a, from can  ''I`m all business and my business is drinking!''
Jon "Viper" Kilcullen   21:43.1  08-04-07     Manitoba Summer Beer Mile Championships  Winnipeg, MB M 0 Budweiser, from can  with penalty lap
Jon "Viper" Kilcullen   22:43.0  05-24-08     1st Annual DMR beer-race  Winnipeg, MB M 0 Budweiser, from can  800m legPuked several times.(KinkyKelly)
Josh "Wenona Cook's Pride" Kirchner   11:28.0  12-14-07     2nd Annual BHSU v SDSMT Beer Mile Dual  Spearfish, SD 9 M 20 Busch Heavy, from can  An unnattached runner
JD Klimczyk   13:58.0  11-13-04     1st Annual TxState/UTSA Dual  San Antonio, TX 11 M 18 bud light, from can  TXST-vomit
Jacob "Panties" Kolunovsky   16:03.0  11-01-03     Inaugural UW Invitational Beer Mile  Waterloo, ON 5 M 18 Export, from can  
Jacob "Panties" Kolunovsky   17:52.0  10-05-04     2nd Annual UW Invitational Beer Mile  Waterloo, ON 5 M 19 Moosehead, from can  
Jacob "Panties" Kolunovsky   18:05.0  08-21-04     4th Annual Canatara Beach Memorial Beer Mile  Sarnia, ON 11 M 19 Export, from can  penalty lap
Jake Kucheran   20:18.0  10-05-02     Hull Beer Mile for Breast Cancer II  Hull, PQ 25 M 27 From can  
Jean-Daniel "PukeBoy" Labranche   DNF  08-16-08     Annual Quebec Endurance's Beer Mile 2008 (First Edition)  Quebec, PQ 1 M 16 Cheval Blanc, from bottle  Huge Puke
Justin "Lack-Attack" Lackey   15:36.0  08-19-05     2nd Annual Teckub Beer Mile  O