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Notable Beer Miling Performances

#1, #2, #6, #31, #31, #65, #79, #84, #88, #89, #114, #127, #132, #197, #197  All-time Official World Record Performance
#1, #2, #6, #31, #31  All-time Official Male Performance
#14, #16  All-time Official Female Performance
#6  Official Female Super Grand Hash Masters (40+) Performance
#2, #13, #13, #36, #67, #77, #82, #89  Official American Performance
#26, #41, #53, #66, #67  Official Australian Performance
#1, #2, #35, #41, #42, #46, #58, #70, #74  Official Canadian Performance
#16  Official Grand Masters (50+) Performance
#1, #2, #3, #15, #18  Official Masters (30+) Performance
#4, #24, #25, #28, #28, #32, #34, #37, #39, #44, #49  Official Province of Alberta, Canada Performance
#1, #2, #6, #8, #10, #17, #37  Official Province of British Colombia, Canada Performance
#7, #30, #32, #45  Official Province of Manitoba, Canada Performance
#15  Official Province of Nova Scotia, Canada Performance
#33, #47  Official Province of Ontario, Canada Performance
#4, #8, #10, #21, #28, #32  Official Province of Quebec, Canada Performance
#6, #21  Official Province of Saskatchewan, Canada Performance
#17  Official State of Arizona Performance
#28, #35, #41, #46  Official State of California Performance
#5  Official State of Colorado Performance
#9, #11, #16, #25, #25  Official State of Connecticut Performance
#12, #13, #16, #26, #31, #33  Official State of Florida Performance
#4, #6, #45  Official State of Illinois Performance
#5, #8, #11, #14, #18, #19, #20, #21, #22, #27, #32, #36  Official State of Kentucky Performance
#1, #8, #14, #24, #27  Official State of Louisiana Performance
#5, #7, #9, #19, #25, #27, #33  Official State of Maine Performance
#8, #9  Official State of Maryland Performance
#48  Official State of Massachusetts Performance
#6, #27, #28, #30, #31, #34, #37  Official State of Minnesota Performance
#6, #15, #21, #42, #46, #47, #49  Official State of Montana Performance
#1, #41, #48  Official State of New Jersey Performance
#4, #23, #26, #27, #30  Official State of New York Performance
#3, #15, #17  Official State of North Carolina Performance
#8, #10, #12, #20, #24  Official State of Ohio Performance
#7, #15, #20, #28  Official State of Oregon Performance
#3, #13, #15, #19, #23, #34, #35, #46  Official State of Pennsylvania Performance
#4, #13, #18  Official State of South Dakota Performance
#1, #8, #9, #11  Official State of Tennessee Performance
#21, #42, #45  Official State of Texas Performance
#15  Official State of Virginia Performance
#7, #8, #11  Official State of Washington Performance
#12, #19, #45  Official State of Wisconsin Performance
#1  Official Super Grand Hash Masters (69+) Performance
#6  Official Super Masters (40+) Performance
#1, #1, #3  Official 1992 Performance
#1  Official 1993 Performance
#15, #19  Official 1995 Performance
#12, #12, #14  Official 1996 Performance
#20  Official 1999 Performance
#16  Official 2000 Performance
#1  Official 2001 Performance
#4, #15, #19  Official 2002 Performance
#2, #5, #17  Official 2003 Performance
#2  Official 2004 Performance
#3  Official 2005 Performance
#1, #6  Official 2006 Performance
#1, #2, #11  Official 2007 Performance
#4, #14  Official 2008 Performance
#27  Official Female Masters (30+) Performance
#16, #22  Official Performance Drinking Budweiser
#1, #14, #20, #27, #27  Official Performance Drinking Miller High Life
#7, #8, #9, #18, #25, #26  Official Performance Drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon
#20, #30  Official Performance Drinking Coors
#1, #2, #29  Official Performance Drinking Canadian
#4, #7, #11, #22, #28  Official Performance Drinking Miller Genuine Draft
#11, #27  Official Performance Drinking Kokanee
#7, #8  Official Performance Drinking Coors Light
#8, #26, #27  Official Performance Drinking Old Milwaukee
#6  Official Performance Drinking Miller Lite
#9, #15, #18, #24  Official Performance Drinking Natural Ice
#5, #10  Official Performance Drinking Busch
#2  Official Performance Drinking Keystone
#1, #8, #13, #22, #25  Official Performance Drinking Abita Amber
#7, #13, #23, #26  Official Performance Drinking Export
#1  Official Performance Drinking Labatt Blue
#11, #17  Official Performance Drinking Lucky
#10, #24, #30  Official Performance Drinking Stroh's
#6  Official Performance Drinking Milwaukee's Best Ice
#16, #17  Official Performance Drinking MGD Light
#10, #18  Official Performance Drinking carlton draught
#9, #11, #14  Official Performance Drinking Moosehead
#7  Official Performance Drinking Heineken
#6, #10, #20  Official Performance Drinking Icehouse
#1  Official Performance Drinking Keiths
#12, #27  Official Performance Drinking Laker Lager
#3, #7, #8  Official Performance Drinking Premo
#3  Official Performance Drinking Carlsberg
#6, #7, #13  Official Performance Drinking Milwaukee's Best
#6, #9  Official Performance Drinking Yuengling
#11  Official Performance Drinking Labatt 50
#8  Official Performance Drinking Lakeport Pilsner
#8  Official Performance Drinking Dr. Tims Traditional Ale
#9, #11  Official Performance Drinking Ice House
#3, #11  Official Performance Drinking Big Rock Grasshopper
#1, #3, #6  Official Performance Drinking Granville Island Winter Ale
#2, #6  Official Performance Drinking Granville Island
#9  Official Performance Drinking busch heavy
#3  Official Performance Drinking Labatt's Blue
#1, #2  Official Performance Drinking Molson Ex
#1  Official Performance Drinking Carling
#1, #2  Official Performance Drinking Granville Island Honey Lager
#1, #2  Official Performance Drinking Steeler
#4  Official Performance Drinking Bowes Double Dry
#3  Official Performance Drinking nothing illegal
#1, #2, #4  Official Performance Drinking Sleemans
#2  Official Performance Drinking beast ice
#4  Official Performance Drinking Alexander Keiths IPA
#4  Official Performance Drinking Yingling
#3  Official Performance Drinking Granville Honey Lager
#2  Official Performance Drinking Cheval Blanc
#1  Official Performance Drinking O'Douls
#3  Official Performance Drinking Scheaffer
#2  Official Performance Drinking Old Milwaukee's
#1  Official Performance Drinking Grasshopper
#2  Official Performance Drinking Schmidts
#2  Official Performance Drinking Western Pilsner
#1  Official Performance Drinking Hocus Pocus
#1  Official Performance Drinking Beast -Ice
#1  Official Performance Drinking Rootbeer
#1  Official Performance Drinking Heinken
#1  Official Performance Drinking Victorian Bitter(VB)
#1  Official Performance Drinking Keepers Stout
#2  Official Performance Drinking Miller Lite from Bottle


757 total entries found:

NameTime Date Race Location Place Sex  Age   Beer  Notes
BusJob    12:49.0  12-13-08     2nd Annual Company Cock Memorial  Sierra Vista, Arizona M 0 Tecate, from can  
BusJob    15:32.0  06-01-08     1st Anal Bisbee Beermile  Bisbee, Arizona M 0 Tecate, from can  
BusJob    19:45.0  08-16-08     Unsponsored Beermile of Bisbee '08  Bisbee, Arizona 10 M 55 Budweiser, from can  
Jalapenis    18:40.0  01-01-07     Intergalactic Hash 2nd Annual Winter Classic  San Diego, CA 27 M 22 Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can  Chundered (BIG TIME), Ran Penalty Lap Nekkid
James    19:16.0  11-16-07     Cumbridge Hash #4: Fall Beer Mile  Tufts track, Somerville, MA 16 M 0 Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can  ran a penalty lap
James    22:27.0  04-16-04     9th Annual B.S.D. Beer Mile  Calgary, AB 19 M 0   
James Copinger-Symes "-"    7:14.0  07-15-08     MR 25 Chunder Mile  7 minutes 14.04 seconds. M 41 Tiger, from can  race was run after a 20 times 200 metres training session.9
Jason Clark    16:00.0  02-03-08     1st Annual Sonoma County Beer Mile  Santa Rosa, CA M 30 Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can  puked Dring
Jessica    12:48.0  08-19-07     XC Back to school Beermile  Jacksonville, FL 7 F 21 Budweiser, from can  Great race
Jon "WesXC" Kraus    11:06.0  12-08-03     The Ice Mile Photo Shoot  Middletown, CT 1 M 21 Busch, from can  first boot-free BM
Josh    6:46.0  05-15-08     NUXC annual beermile  Midland, MI 1 M 21 busch light, from can  
josh    DNF  05-01-04     Post New England's Invitational heat 1  Worcester, MA 4 M 0 Natty Ice & Keystone, from can  george's friend, ran 2 laps
Just Ashley    29:23.0  02-22-07     Corvallis H3 1st Beermile  Corvallis, OR 5 F 21 Highlife, from can  'like an elephant pissing'
Just Jason    24:35.0  04-07-07     2007 G-Spot H3 Beer Mile  Greensboro, NC 10 M 24 Busch Ice, from can  
Just Joe "Dont Mess w/ Texas"    12:08.0  08-26-06     1st Annual LA/Long Beach Hash Beermile  CSU Long Beach 13 M 45 Budweiser, from can  From Texas, but still nice guy
Just Larry    24:11.0  08-12-06     2006 Carolina Trash H3 Shiggy Beer Mile  Raeford, NC 6 M 0 Ice House, from bottle  
Just Mark    23:35.0  04-07-07     2007 G-Spot H3 Beer Mile  Greensboro, NC 8 M 23 Busch Light, from can  
Just Say No to Crack "Crack"    17:11.0  08-26-06     1st Annual LA/Long Beach Hash Beermile  CSU Long Beach 19 M 42 Miller Genuine Draft, from can  Could do much better with the queensmile
Just Tim    17:55.0  09-06-04     2004 NVHHH Beer Mile  State College, PA 12 M 0 From can  
Justin    9:48.0  11-16-07     YSU 1st DualAnnual Beer Mile  Youngstown OH M 21 Natural Light, from can  
Justin    DNF  04-29-05     4 beers, 4 laps, 4 Hoover  Altoona, PA M 0 Miller High Life  
JustShelly    24:22.0  06-01-08     1st Anal Bisbee Beermile  Bisbee, Arizona F 0 Mojito, from cup  ToplessFinish
Juts Nate    57:34.0  08-12-06     2006 Carolina Trash H3 Shiggy Beer Mile  Raeford, NC 10 M 0 Miller High Life, from can  Beat by 2 Different Girls
SnaponJilldo    15:31.0  06-01-08     1st Anal Bisbee Beermile  Bisbee, Arizona F 0 red wine, from cup  
Snapper John MD    15:52.0  04-16-05     2005 G-Spot H3 Beer Mile  Greensboro, NC 15 M 35 Pabst Blue Ribbon, from keg  
James " DA IRISH GUZZLER" Johnston   7:00.0  11-22-06     PRE-THANSKGIVING BEER MILE  New York, NY 1 M 18 Bud Light, from bottle  Went out in 3:00 first beer was chugged in 18seconds
Joe "MIGHTY G" Parks   9:25.0  11-22-06     PRE-THANSKGIVING BEER MILE  New York, NY 2 M 18 Bud Light, from bottle  Forgot his backpack so had to run in Uptowns and Jeans.. A very good effort for a first timer.. btw joe also ran with his fly open.. He tried taking his pants off on the last lap but failed
Joel 10st   9:06.7  10-21-06     The Big Red Beer Mile  M 18 Keystone Light, from can  
Justin ??   DNF  01-01-05     4 beers, 4 laps, 4 Hoover  Cambria County M 0 "  
Johnston-Peck Aaron   10:28.0  08-10-04     Bay Village Rockets Rumble  Bay Village, OH 2 M 0 Natural Ice, from can  Penalty Lap
AJ "The Bonz" Acosta   1:53.0  07-02-05     Edward 40 Hands Invite  La Costa Canyon 3 M 0   
AJ "The Big Nasty" Acosta   5:58.0  01-01-05     Otis SAJAC Memorial DMR  San Diego, CA M 17 Coors, from can  went through 800 in 235
Jayson Adams   6:59.0  07-14-98     Manitoba Beer Mile  Winnipeg, MB 1 M 0   
Jake Ainsworth   DNF  07-02-05     Edward 40 Hands Invite  La Costa Canyon 21 M 0   
James Aldridge   13:20.0  04-19-97     Scona Boys Match Race  Edmonton, AB 3 M 0   
James Aldridge   14:56.0  08-08-02     Lambert/Brown Wedding Invitational Beer Mile  Victoria, BC 17 M 30 Big Rock Grasshopper, from can  Penalty Lap assessed
James Aldridge   16:11.0  08-11-01     2001 World Beer Mile Championships  Edmonton, AB M 0   Japan
Jason "Yat" Aleman   9:55.3  12-20-08     Team Cyco Suds Mile  Shreveport, LA 21 M 43 Coors, from can  
Justin Allen   9:01.0  12-05-01     The 36th Annual Invitational Mile (2001)  Lancaster, PA 0   
Justin Allen   DNF  12-05-00     The 36th Annual Invitational Mile (2000)  Lancaster, PA 0   
Jose "Cerritos" Amador   8:30.0  12-26-08     1st Annual Day After Christmas Beer Mile  Downey,Ca M 0 Bud Light, from can  Threw Up After Finish
Jason Ancelin   12:11.7  09-13-08     Rudolph Bay Beer-Mile  Winnipeg, MB 2 M 23 Budweiser, from can  Rookie. Exceptional puking after winning!
Jeff Anders   9:05.7  05-18-04     Spring into Summer 3k  Niagra Falls, NY 3 0   
Joel Anderson   8:28.0  05-30-04     Bates Beer Mile 2004  Bates College, Lewiston, ME 6 M 21 Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can  
Joel Anderson   9:25.0  05-29-05     Bates Beer Mile 2005  Bates College, Lewiston, ME 7 M 22 Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can  
josh "fishsticks" anderson   DNF  05-09-03     Morehead Mile  Morehead, KY 5 M 0 Budweiser, from can  
Jason Andrew   9:23.2  04-12-01     6th Annual B.S.D. Beer Mile  Calgary, AB 7 M 0   Rookie
Jason Andrew   13:35.0  04-17-03     8th Annual B.S.D. Beer Mile  Calgary, AB 17 M 0   Penalty Lap
Jason Andrew   15:06.0  04-16-04     9th Annual B.S.D. Beer Mile  Calgary, AB 13 M 0   Penalty Lap
Jenny "Schnitzel" Andrews   15:43.0  01-04-04     CMS Coaching Winter Bonanza 2004  Penticton, BC 4 F 33 From can  I think the cans weigh more....
Johan Anestad   6:02.0  12-17-06     4th Annual New Jersey Beermile Championships  Morris County, NJ 1 M 36 Hocus Pocus, from bottle  Sweden
John "Harvard" Aokess   8:49.0  08-13-05     1st Annual Simi Valley Beer Mile  Simi Valley, CA 3 M 35 Coors, from can  
Justin Armburger   DNF  07-16-05     Beaver Creek Running Club Presents: The Wanalager Mile  Amherst, OH 2 M 18 Budweiser, from can  
John Armstrong   12:58.0  12-02-07     2007 Inaugural NC Triangle BeerMile  Cary, NC M 0 Miller Lite, from can  
James Arruebarreno   7:42.0  06-21-05     New Orleans Summer Beer Mile  New Orleans, LA 9 M 0   
Janice Ashworth   DNF  04-10-04     Dal Beer Mile Champs  Sackville, NS F 0 From can  
John Asmis   16:57.0  09-28-07     Skule(TM) Rugby Rookie Beer Mile  Toronto, ON 17 M 0 From can  
Julie Balderston   12:38.0  09-30-05     7th Annual Gemini Beer Mile  Vancouver, BC F 24 Canadian, from can  
Julie Balderston   12:53.0  12-31-04     1st Annual New Years Eve Beer Mile  Vancouver, BC 26 F 23 From can  NSA
Julie Balderston   DNF  06-05-04     J Mac North Shore Champs  Sutherland High School, North Vancouver, BC 9 F 0 From can  Time coming soon.
George "Beer Pancho" Barajas   10:20.0  08-11-07     3rd Annual Simi Valley Beer Mile  Simi Valley, CA 4 M 36 Coors, from can  Solid run, into full time training
Susanna "Corona Chica" Barajas   10:52.0  08-11-07     3rd Annual Simi Valley Beer Mile  Simi Valley, CA 6 F 28 Coors, from can  First female, ready for more
Nikolajs Batarags   7:14.0  11-20-06     Colby XC 4th Annual Beer Mile Championship  Waterville, ME 1 M 18 Budweiser, from can  Dominate Freshman Championship
Jim "Tennessee" Behrens   12:11.0  12-29-06     St. Louis 2006 Beer Mile  St Louis, MO 11 M 45 Coors, from can  
Jodi "Beer Mile" Benowski   9:50.0  06-03-05     The Welcome Back Kurt Beer Mile on Shelly's Birthday  Edmonton, AB F 23 Big Rock Grasshopper, from can  harder than Ironman
Nelltje Berens   14:36.7  05-09-97     ACT&F Championships  Amherst, MA 10 0   
Nelltje Berens   14:36.7  05-09-97     ACT&F Championships (1997)  Amherst, MA 11 F 20 Budweiser, from can  
Justus "Gangsta J" Bibeau   7:30.0  07-07-07     First Run Dub B  White Bear Lake, Mn 2 M 18 Miller Lite, from can  Training for first year of CC at NDSU, first beer mile
Just "BroccoliWhisperer" Billy   16:11.0  12-25-07     2nd Annual Tucson Xmas Beer Mile  Tucson, AZ M 0 Milwaukee's Best, from can  
Didja Bite My Penis   14:15.0  01-01-09     Tucson New Year Champagne Mile 2009  Tucson, AZ M 0 Champagne, from bottle  
Mark (Memory Palace) Bjornson   9:45.0  12-09-06     1st Annual BHSU Beer Mile  Spearfish, SD M 19 nothing illegal, from can  smiled the entire way
Erik "Bjorn" Bjornstad   8:12.0  05-14-02     Western Oregon University Beer Mile 2002  Monmouth, OR 2 M 0 From can  
Josh "Jssshhh" Blanc   17:55.0  04-29-06     Second Open Bobcat Beer Mile Run  Lees-McRae Track: Banner Elk, NC M 21 Budweiser, from can  Dissapointed in his track season he didn't dissapoint in the official beer mile with a solid time even with a penalty lap. Not a clutch drinker
Just Bob   10:27.0  08-24-07     Buffalo Hash House Harriers Beer Mile 2007  Buffalo, NY M 41 Labbat's Blue, from can  
James "Polar" Boden   21:09.0  04-25-07     2nd Annual South Australian Beer Mile Championships  Adelaide, South Australia, Australia M 19 Carlton Draught, from bottle  Dubbed the 'orange flash' by those in the know, when it came down to it there was very little flash at all.
Jason Bonar   7:33.0  11-24-06     Freddy Beach Beer Mile  Fredericton, NB 3 M 0 From can  
Jason Bonar   7:49.0  04-14-06     Freddy Beach Beer Mile  Fredericton, NB 2 M 0 From can  
Jason Bonar   7:59.0  11-18-04     Freddy Beach Beer Mile  Fredericton, NB M 0 From can  
Jason Bond   8:21.0  11-24-06     Freddy Beach Beer Mile  Fredericton, NB 5 M 0 From can  first beer mile
P.J "Pie Chucker" Bosch   10:01.0  04-25-07     2nd Annual South Australian Beer Mile Championships  Adelaide, South Australia, Australia M 27 Carlton Draught, from bottle  Talked it up like always, and let himself down like always! Thats alright P.J no one else rated you!
Justin Bouché   12:27.0  08-22-08     Manitoba 2008 Summer Beermile  Winnipeg, MB 19 F 0 n/a, from can  Second place female finisher
Justin Bouche   18:06.0  04-09-04     2nd Annual Manitoba Beer Miling Championships  Winnipeg, MB 17 M 0   
Josee Bourdeau   23:06.0  11-10-01     Hull Beer Mile for Breast Cancer I  Hull, PQ 9 F 25 Labatt 50, from can  3 beers
Josee Bourdeau   30:52.0  10-05-02     Hull Beer Mile for Breast Cancer II  Hull, PQ 28 F 26 From can  
Jayson Bowerman   12:54.0  08-03-99     Badger Beer Mile  (Unknown), ON 6 M 0   
Justin Braga   15:35.0  05-13-05     Worcester Spring Beer Mile  Worcester, MA M 22 From can  
Justin Braga   20:42.0  11-19-04     Worcester Fall Beer Mile  Worcester, MA M 22 From can  Yes, Folks He got the pity claps
Justin Brandt   6:55.0  12-10-05     First Annual Beer Mile Invitational  Linfield College 4 M 0 Tecate, from can  
John Bridges   10:23.0  03-10-01     1st Annual Northwest Springtime Beer Mile  Portland, OR 4 M 0   
Jeff "Convict" Briggs   DNF  05-02-06     Hellfish Finals Week Drunken Mile Attack Explosion  Harrisonburg, VA M 67 Beast Light, from can  not amazing!
James Brinnen   15:07.0  09-30-05     7th Annual Gemini Beer Mile  Vancouver, BC M 0 Granville Honey Lager, from can  
Jacob Brizinski   9:11.0  11-18-05     2005 UofR Cougar Track and Field Beer Mile  Regina, SK 3 M 18 Kokanee, from can  
Julia Brothers   11:33.0  11-18-04     Freddy Beach Beer Mile  Fredericton, NB F 0 From can  
Julia Brothers   DNF  11-24-06     Freddy Beach Beer Mile  Fredericton, NB 1 F 0 From can  after 3 beer
Justin Brown   12:19.0  08-22-08     Manitoba 2008 Summer Beermile  Winnipeg, MB 16 M 0 n/a, from can  
Justin Brown   17:46.0  08-22-08     Manitoba 2008 Summer Beermile  Winnipeg, MB 29 M 0 n/a, from can  
Justin Brown   19:22.0  03-15-08     2008 Manitoba Winter Beermile  Winnipeg, MB 32 M 0 Budweiser, from can  
Jacob "Brunsy" Brunsvold   19:00.0  07-07-07     First Run Dub B  White Bear Lake, Mn 6 M 18 Miller Lite, from can  Training for first year of college CC at Rivers Falls, Wi. Threw up after lap 2. first beer mile
Jason "Shen" Burke   8:26.0  04-30-05     2005 Plattsburgh State Beer Mile Invitational  Plattsburgh, NY 2 M 20 Budweiser, from can  First Time Competitor
Jason "Rattlesnake" Burlage   9:57.0  07-08-06     Projectile Vomit Classic  Salt Lake City M 31 coors, from can  
Josh "Just Josh" Busam   9:14.0  01-01-06     Intergalactic Hash Winter Classic  San Diego, CA 2 M 33 Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can  
James "Stop Cado" Cadovius   14:55.0  03-31-07     CIS Champion's 2007 BM  Sherbrooke, PQ 16 M 22 Budweiser, from can  Penalty Lap
James "Stop Cado" Cadovius   18:10.0  09-27-08     Initiation Cross-Country 2008  Sherbrooke, PQ M 23 Milwaukee's Best, from can  Bell lap in 54,3 - New Record
James "dovi" Cadovius   18:57.0  04-07-06     Sherbrooke Spring Beer-Off  Sherbrooke, PQ 21 Bowes Double Dry, from can  58 sec bell lap
Jean-Sebastien "YoungRunner" Caron   9:30.0  11-21-08     Garneau XC Initiation 2008  Quebec, PQ 4 M 17 Budweiser, from bottle  First after two laps
Jean-Sebastien "YoungRunner" Caron   DNF  12-19-08     Christmas Beermile  Quebec, PQ 1 M 17   
Jason Carrier   12:04.0  04-02-03     The First Annual Western Spring Beer Mile - Men  London, ON 10 M 19 Old Milwaukee, from can  This was a lot harder than I thought it would be
James Carrothers   7:59.0  11-12-05     Chicagoland Beer Mile Invitational  Chicago, IL M 0 Budweiser, from can  
Josh "8 Belles" Carter   11:37.0  07-29-08     Beer Mile #8  Louisville, KY M 23 Miller Genuine Draft, from can  
Josh "Don't Puke on me" Carter   12:25.0  08-12-05     Beer or Soda Mile  Louisville, KY 3 M 20 Budweiser, from can  
Josh "Captain Twirl" Carter   14:08.0  08-16-06     Louisville Beer Mile #4  Louisville, KY 2 M 21 Budweiser, from can  Puked after he finished
Josh "the Measurer" Carter   16:24.0  05-26-06     Louisville Beer/Soda Mile #3 -- 2006  Louisville, KY 5 M 21 Budweiser, from can  Actually ran this time
Josh "Slow n Steady" Carter   19:13.3  06-10-07     Beer Mile #7  Louisville, KY 4 M 22 Budweiser, from can  No comment
Josh "Slacker" Carter   22:36.0  06-02-07     Beer Mile #6  Louisville, KY 6 M 22 Budweiser, from can  
Jason Carver   9:20.0  04-13-07     1st Annual University of Alberta Beer Mile  Edmonton, AB M 0   
James Cash   12:26.0  09-28-07     Skule(TM) Rugby Rookie Beer Mile  Toronto, ON 10 M 0 From can  
John Cassell   13:16.0  04-15-05     10th Annual B.S.D. Beer Mile  Calgary, AB M 0   PB
John Cassell   16:42.0  04-17-03     8th Annual B.S.D. Beer Mile  Calgary, AB 25 M 0   Penalty Lap
John Cassell   18:50.0  04-16-04     9th Annual B.S.D. Beer Mile  Calgary, AB 16 M 0   
John Cassell   19:58.0  08-11-01     2001 World Beer Mile Championships  Edmonton, AB M 0   Calgary
John "Bjorn" Cassell   24:02.0  04-12-01     6th Annual B.S.D. Beer Mile  Calgary, AB 19 M 0   Penalty Lap; Rookie
Jana "J-Rae" Cassidy   9:36.0  03-15-08     2008 Manitoba Winter Beermile  Winnipeg, MB 7 F 0 Canadian, from can  
Javier Castro   12:34.0  03-27-05     FIU Spring Break - Return of the Goot a.k.a. (the gouch)  Miami, FL 8 M 20 Bud Light, from bottle  Mystery Man Award
Jose "zorro" Castro   6:40.0  04-25-08     Hurricane Invite  Coral Gables, Florida 1 M 22 Budweiser, from can  PR!!!
Joseph "JC$" Cerimele   16:36.0  04-27-04     CWRUN '04  Cleveland, OH 12 M 0 Rootbeer, from can  Root beer
Jon Cescon   17:39.0  04-04-98     4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer Mile  Kingston, ON 26 M 0   
James "under the radar" Cettiga   10:20.0  09-11-05     Timpathelon4  Edmonton, AB 8 M 34 Kokanee, from can  No puke
Jonathan "M&M" Charest   15:21.0  09-27-08     Initiation Cross-Country 2008  Sherbrooke, PQ M 20 Budweiser, from can  Final lap in 55 sec
John Charlesworth   10:05.0  12-19-98     2nd Annual Island Road Racers Christmas  Victoria, BC 7 M 0   
Jesse Chettle   7:26.0  05-20-06     2nd Annual Johnson County Community College Beer Mile  Overland Park, Kansas M 22 Miller Lite, from can  
Jamie Chisholm   15:44.0  04-05-97     3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer Mile  Kingston, ON 37 0   
Jamie Chisholm   20:56.0  12-18-98     Inaugural Toronto Beer Mile  Toronto, ON 14 0   
Jamie Chisholm   23:41.3  08-24-96     Kingston Classic VIII  Kingston, ON 21 0   
Jamie Chisholm   24:07.0  08-08-98     Kingston Classic X  Kingston, ON 30 0   
Jamie Chisholm   27:05.0  08-09-97     Kingston Classic IX  Kingston, ON 13 0   
Jeff Cincoski   7:58.0  10-02-04     '04 Western MonTucky Beermile Championship  Missoula, MT M 22 Schmidts, from can  his birthday
Jeffro Cincoski   7:43.0  10-21-06     2006 Western Montucky Beermile Championship  Missoula, MT M 24 Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can  
Jeanette Collins   11:38.0  04-05-97     3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer Mile  Kingston, ON 28 F 0   
Jason Columbino   11:17.0  12-06-98     1998 Bowdoin College Chunder Mile  Brunswick, ME 7 M 0   
John "Young Girl" Creasey   DNF  04-25-07     2nd Annual South Australian Beer Mile Championships  Adelaide, South Australia, Australia M 32 Carlton Draught, from bottle  After claiming this was the biggest race of his life, disappointed to pull out at the last hurdle. Will be back bigger and better in '08.
Josh Cross   9:37.0  02-11-08     Tallahassee Beer Mile  Tallahassee, FL M 21 Budweiser, from can  
Justin D.   6:19.0  05-16-04     3rd Annual Coppell Chocolate Milk Mile (guys fast heat)  Coppell, TX 6 M 18 chocolate milk, from cup  
Jeremy "Sweet Deal" Daniels   21:43.0  11-01-03     Inaugural UW Invitational Beer Mile  Waterloo, ON 8 M 22 Export, from can  
Jeff DaSilva   8:25.0  11-21-07     2007 Silicon Valley Beer Mile  Los Gatos CA 16 M 0 From can  
Jason Davenport   10:23.0  11-21-04     The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer Mile - Men  London, ON 6 M 0 Old Milwaukee, from can  Better than last time!
Jason Davenport   11:20.0  11-12-05     The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer Mile  London, ON 12 M 0 Laker Lager, from can  
Jason Davenport   12:30.0  11-13-03     The 2nd Annual Western Fall Beer Mile - Men  London, ON 5 M 0 Milwaukee's Best, from can  Ski masks make me aerodynamic
Just "the stranger" David   14:40.0  12-25-07     2nd Annual Tucson Xmas Beer Mile  Tucson, AZ M 0 Miller Lite, from can  
Joe "Joey D" Davis   DNF  07-07-07     First Run Dub B  White Bear Lake, Mn 1 M 18 Miller Lite, from can  Threw up after lap one, DNF, first beer mile
Justin Davis   12:57.6  05-07-05     2005 Graduates/Post Conf. BeerMile  Platteville, WI 12 M 22 MGD Light, from bottle  :13,:87,:41,:92,:61,2:31,2:12,3:17
James Davison   8:53.0  08-11-01     2001 World Beer Mile Championships  Edmonton, AB 16 M 0   BC
Juliann Desjardins   13:49.0  11-24-06     The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer Mile  London, ON 16 F 18 Labbat's Blue, from can  
Jean-Sébastien "Shemale" Desrosiers   9:29.0  09-29-07     Beer Mile Tri-O-Lacs 2007  Rigaud, Québec M 0 4, from can  Vomis = 5 tours
James "J.D." Dixon   19:24.0  03-10-06     Second Annual Eng. Phys. March Beer Mile  Main Mall, UBC, Vancouver, BC 8 M 26 Sleeman Honey Brown, from can  
Jeff Dobson   13:32.0  04-30-05     2005 Plattsburgh State Beer Mile Invitational  Plattsburgh, NY 8 M 18 Budweiser, from can  
Just Doug   19:36.0  05-02-08     Cumbridge Hash #10: Spring Beer Mile  Magazine St Beach, Cambridge, MA M 0 Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can  
John "John the Kiwi" Douglas   21:25.0  01-26-06     The Brisbane Beer Mile Championship  Brisbane, Australia 24 M 39 Victorian Bitter(VB), from can  375ml/4.9%
Jason "Slim" Drucker   DNF  05-03-08     1st Annual Somebody's Bachelor Party Beer Mile  Cedar Falls, IA 1 M 25   State Qualifier, 65sec 400 split, then dropped out, unsubstantiated reports of cowboy boots for footwear
Jeff "JDFatboy" Durso-Finley   11:33.0  08-27-08     FFKICBMC  Undisclosed Location, Rhode Island 8 M 39   
Jean-Nicholas Duval   10:26.5  06-21-97     Ian Hume Invitational Beer Mile  Sherbrooke, PQ 3 M 0   
Jean-Nicholas Duval   15:50.8  08-11-96     1996 National Champs Beer Mile  Kitchener, ON 4 M 0   
Jean-Nicolas Duval   8:00.0  09-12-92     1992 McGill Open  Montreal, PQ 1 M 0   
JV "Brown Tongue" Eberst   8:25.0  11-19-05     Intergalactic Hash Fall Invitational Beer Mile  San Diego, CA 1 M 42 Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can  Wore spikes, Chundered After
JV "Brown Tongue" Eberst   10:32.0  07-30-05     2005 Summer Houston Hash Invitational Beer Mile  Houston, TX 9 M 42 Miller High Life, from can  Chundered After, Visiting from San Diego
Jeffers "Spike" Egan   7:20.0  11-07-95     Wesleyan T-Shirt Run  Middletown, CT 1 M 20 T-shirt  4 laps
Jeff "Prison Pussy" Eisele   10:16.2  11-10-07     2007 Fall Houston Hash Beer Mile  Houston, TX 9 M 37 Miller High Life, from can  Brief Chunder, penalty lap
Jad "Sea Monkey" El-Hoss   18:13.0  09-27-03     Innaugural N.R.H McGill Beer Mile  Montreal, PQ 7 M 19 Budweiser, from can  
James Emigh   13:24.0  12-29-05     3rd Annual Holiday Classic Beer Mile 2005  Thiells, NY 7 M 18 Budweiser, from can  first time and was our first represenative from Albertus
Jon "Plastic Bed Sheets" Ennis   12:08.0  04-08-05     Queen's University Beer Mile 2005  Kingston, ON 18 M 22 Moosehead, from can  Team Magnum
Bobbi-Jo Evans   9:24.0  09-12-03     5th Annual Gemini Beer Mile  Vancouver, BC 20 F 0 Canadian  
Bobbi-Jo Evans   10:12.0  09-13-02     4th Annual Gemini Beer MIle  Vancouver, BC 16 F 0 Canadian, from can  
Jean-Michel "Evens" Evens   10:08.0  03-29-08     2nd Charlotte Beer Mile  Charlotte, NC M 30 Icehouse, from can  piss warm beer
Jenn Eversley   11:23.0  09-28-07     Skule(TM) Rugby Rookie Beer Mile  Toronto, ON 5 F 0 From can  
James "Jimmer" Felling   7:59.0  07-12-08     River Falls Days Beer Mile  River Falls, WI M 30 Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can  Regained his trophy in his patented outfit...
Jim Finlayson   5:09.0  12-18-07     4th Annual Dave Smart Beer Mile  Victoria, BC 1 M 35 Granville Island Winter Ale, from bottle  
Jim Finlayson   5:13.0  12-20-05     2nd Annual Dave Smart Beer Mile  Victoria, BC M 0 Guinness, from bottle  
Jim Finlayson   5:20.0  12-19-06     Third Annual Dave Smart Tribute Beer Mile  Victoria, BC 1 M 31 Keepers Stout, from can  
Jennifer "Fish" Fisher   8:05.0  11-17-07     PLNU Twilight Milk Mile Classic  San Diego, CA 13 F 19 2% Milk, from cup  She Might win the girls division
Jess Fitzgerald   24:20.0  03-23-04     First Annual Western Wrestling Beer Mile  London, ON 6 F 19 Berghoff Original, from can  I gagged after the first beer, but I held 'er in..
Jess "Messy Jessy" Fitzgerald   25:30.0  04-24-07     Wrestler's Beer Mile  London, ON 7 F 23 Laker, from bottle  The Biggest Loser!
Jeff Fooshee   13:00.0  06-21-05     New Orleans Summer Beer Mile  New Orleans, LA 42 M 0   
Jonathan "A Little Moore" Foster-Moore   10:03.0  11-20-07     NHS Coca-Cola Mile 2007  Northampton, Ma 7 M 17 Cola, from can  
Jean-Simon "Cock" Fournier-Dufour   10:17.0  11-15-08     Ste-Foy Beermile First Edition 2008  Quebec, PQ 1 M 18 Pabst, from can  Penalty Lap...
Jon Francis   6:53.0  04-05-97     3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer Mile  Kingston, ON 4 M 0   
Jon Francis   6:56.0  03-29-96     1996 Kingston Spring Beer Mile  Kingston, ON 2 M 0   
Jon Francis   7:31.0  08-08-98     Kingston Classic X  Kingston, ON 4 M 0   
Jon Francis   8:03.0  11-15-97     2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer Mile  Kingston, ON 4 M 0   
Jon Francis   8:14.0  11-15-96     Queen's / UWO Virtual Beer Mile  Kingston, ON 2 M 0   
Jon Francis   8:59.0  11-20-98     3rd Annual Kingston Fall Beer Mile  Kingston, ON 5 M 0   
Justin "Tank The" Frank   20:50.0  04-09-05     First Annual Bedford Beer Mile Invitational  Bedford, NS 3 M 17 Smirnoff, from cup  vodka + coke does not help
Jessica Fraser   13:17.0  09-06-96     1st Dalhousie Beer Mile  Halifax, NS 9 F 0   
Justin Freiberg   7:24.0  05-04-02     Wesleyan Prime Time  Middletown, CT 5 M 20 Miller High Life, from can  
Julie Galderston   15:09.0  09-12-03     5th Annual Gemini Beer Mile  Vancouver, BC 37 F 0 From can  
Justin "his Excellency" Gero   11:20.0  11-31-08     Northampton High School XC Coke Mile 2008  Northampton, Ma 5 M 18 Coca-Cola, from can  Champion
Justin Gero   DNF  11-20-07     NHS Coca-Cola Mile 2007  Northampton, Ma 3 M 16 Cola, from can  4 colas, three laps
Joanna Gilles   10:05.0  11-02-96     2nd Annual Lakehead University Beer Mile  Thunder Bay, ON 3 F 0   
Josh "blowvac" Glovac   8:36.0  06-17-07     The First Annual Crapula Beer Mile.  Amherst, OH 1 M 17 natty light, from can  Luck.
Jace Gohres   7:59.0  01-04-05     ABITA New Orleans Winter 2005 Beer Mile  New Orleans, LA 11 M 0 Abita Amber, from bottle  
Jace Gohres   DNF  06-21-05     New Orleans Summer Beer Mile  New Orleans, LA 2 M 0   
James "goose" Gosselin   12:34.0  04-03-04