Joe

Notable Beer Miling Performances

All-time Official World Record Performance #46 #111
All-time Official Male Performance #45
German Performance #39 #50 #92
Official American Performance #17 #51
Swedish Performance #24 #33
Official Masters (30+) Performance #6
Official Province of Manitoba, Canada Performance #40
Official State of Colorado Performance #10
Official State of Idaho Performance #4
Official State of Louisiana Performance #36 #41
Official State of Maine Performance #19 #25
Official State of Minnesota Performance #29 #30
Official State of Missouri Performance #13
Official State of Montana Performance #13 #34
Official State of North Carolina Performance #23 #36 #41
Official State of Oregon Performance #3 #4
Official State of Pennsylvania Performance #40 #49
Official State of South Dakota Performance #37
Official State of Tennessee Performance #6 #7 #28
Official State of Wisconsin Performance #13 #16
Official Performance Drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon #22
Official Performance Drinking Miller High Life #23
Official Performance Drinking Coors #22
Official Performance Drinking Miller Lite #2
Official Performance Drinking Moosehead #19
Official Performance Drinking 33 cl #15
Official Performance Drinking Miller #2 #10
Official Performance Drinking Export #7 #13
Official Performance Drinking Stroh's #14
Official Performance Drinking Carlsberg #4
Official Performance Drinking Modelo #10
Official Performance Drinking Budwieser #3 #4 #22
Official Performance Drinking Yuengling #12
Official Performance Drinking Lakeport Honey #8
Official Performance Drinking Coors Extra Gold #12
Official Performance Drinking Guiness #2
Official Performance Drinking Spendrups #9
Official Performance Drinking Peroni #7
Official Performance Drinking Bud Select #5
Official Performance Drinking Red Horse #8
Official Performance Drinking Oskar Blues Mama's Little Yella Pils #3
Official Performance Drinking Miller Highlife #2
Official Performance Drinking San Miguel Pale Pilsen #1
Official Performance Drinking Sam Winter #1
Official Performance Drinking Anderson Valley Barney Flats Stout #1
Official Performance Drinking Yella Pils #1
Official Performance Drinking New Holland The Poet #1


139 total entries found:

Name Time Date Race Age Beer Notes
Joe "JoePa" 12:44.0 4-May-2012 Canyon Country, CA
Touchy's Canyon Country Beer Mile 2012
From Can Modelo
Joe 13:06.0 30-Jun-2012 Tampa, FL
2012 Tampa Beer Mile
From Can Miller High LIfe
Joe 14:48.0 5-May-2007 Los Angeles, CA
socal hash spring 2007 Beer mile
From Can Tecate Puked!!
Joe 17:26.0 16-Nov-2007 Youngstown OH
YSU 1st DualAnnual Beer Mile
21 From Can Bud Select
Joel/Sam 11:15.0 16-Dec-2014 saint joseph, mo
Winter beermile
bud heavy virgins
Just Joe "Dont Mess w/ Texas" 12:08.0 26-Aug-2006 CSU Long Beach
1st Annual LA/Long Beach Hash Beermile
45 From Can Budweiser From Texas, but still nice guy
NFN Joe 30:23.0 28-Jun-2009 Virginia Beach, VA
2009 1st Anal Hobo H3 / 3rd Annual Underground Runners Society Beer Mile
32 From Can Miller Lite
Joe "MIGHTY G" Parks 9:25.0 22-Nov-2006 New York, NY
PRE-THANSKGIVING BEER MILE
18 From Bottle Bud Light Forgot his backpack so had to run in Uptowns and Jeans.. A very good effort for a first timer.. btw joe also ran with his fly open.. He tried taking his pants off on the last lap but failed
Joel 10st 9:06.7 21-Oct-2006
The Big Red Beer Mile
18 From Can Keystone Light
Joe "420" A 14:20.0 7-Aug-2010 Pasadena, CA
Touchy's Pasadena Beer Mile 2010
40 From Can Pabst Blue Ribbon
Joern Asse 8:29.0 20-Sep-2013 Bad Salzuflen, Germany
First Bad Salzuflen Beer Mile
22 From Can Warsteiner Surprise of the day
Joe B 8:04.0 5-May-2008 Corvallis, OR
Cinco de Beermile
Joe "2 Clean" Barnett 17:15.0 11-Nov-2003 Lees-McRae Track: Banner Elk, NC
First Open Bobcat Beer Mile Run
21 From Can Busch Diesel all conference runner, state champion in high school 2 mile
Joe Bedford 11:27.4 19-Jun-2009 Knoxville, TN
Hot as Hell Beer Mile '09
41 From Can Budweiser
Joe Bondy-Denomy 22:17.0 5-Aug-2006 Sarnia, ON
6th Annual Canatara Beach Beer Mile
21 From Can Lakeport Honey Rookie; excellent finishing sprint
Joel "undercarriage" Brown 7:26.0 21-Oct-2006 Missoula, MT
2006 Western Montucky Beermile Championship
22 From Can Pabst Blue Ribbon
Joel Brown 9:15.0 2-Oct-2004 Missoula, MT
'04 Western MonTucky Beermile Championship
From Can Miller Lite
Joel "Joel" Bungay 29:23.6 13-Dec-2013 Pozorrubio, Philippines
1st PRC (Pozorrubio Runner's Club) Beer Mile Run
From Can Red Horse
Joe Clipper 6:11.2 9-May-2004 Amherst, NY
Big Bash Beer Mile
18 From Can Budweiser
Joe Company 11:10.0 3-Oct-2008 Columbia, MO
First Annual Missouri Beer Mile
Guiness
Joe Creighton 12:15.6 2-Jan-2014 Seattle, WA
Beer Mile
33 From Can Budweiser penalty lap :(
Joey Damato 14:21.0 13-Nov-2003 Hilo, HI
1st Annual Hilo Beer Mile
20 From Can Budweiser Puker
Joe "Joey D" Davis DNF 7-Jul-2007 White Bear Lake, Mn
First Run Dub B
18 From Can Miller Lite Threw up after lap one, DNF, first beer mile
Joe "Cruisin Cuban" Diaz 9:50.1 29-Dec-2004 Pearl River, NY
1st Pearl River "Da River" Beer Mile
18 From Can Bud light real talent for the future
Joe Edgley 6:55.0 1-Oct-2009 Gold Coast, Australia
Australian University Games Beer Mile
23 From Cup Tooheys Dry Debut beer miler
Joey Eriksson 14:05.0 27-Sep-2008 Sollentuna, Sweden
Beermile 2008
20 spendrups
Bobbi-Jo Evans 9:24.0 12-Sep-2003 Vancouver, BC
5th Annual Gemini Beer Mile
Canadian
Bobbi-Jo Evans 10:12.0 13-Sep-2002 Vancouver, BC
4th Annual Gemini Beer MIle
From Can Canadian
Joe F 8:57.0 7-Jul-2014 Lake Mills, WI
Headlamp Hustlers Beer Mile
From Can Canoe Paddler
Joe "tits" Fedorowicz DNF 16-Jun-2005 Upper Moreland, PA
SOL Beer Mile Summer Series #1
19 From Can Miller High Life
Joe "Maverick" Frye 6:59.0 21-Nov-2009 Nashville, TN
1st Belmont Beer Mile (Standard Kingston Rules)
21 From Can Miller High Life 6'6
Joe "Maverick" Frye 6:59.5 21-Nov-2009 Nashville, TN
1st Annual Runnin' Rebels Beer Mile
21 From Can Miller 240 lb Thrower/Beastly Man
Joe "Gobblin" G 9:06.0 24-Sep-2005 Boise, ID
Boise Beer Mile
29 From Can Pabst Blue Ribbon Yes, frosted flakes can come out your nose
Joe "joester" Goodwin 15:00.0 11-Aug-2007 Chico, CA
Chico BeerMile
27 From Can Budweiser penalty lap
Joe Greene 18:09.0 12-Feb-2012 Pullman, WA
Beer Chasers Winter Beer Mile
From Can Pabst Blue Ribbon
Joe "Greener" Greene 23:03.0 5-Jun-2011 Pullman, WA
Beer Chasers Spring Beer Mile
From Can Budweiser
Joel Guay 12:39.0 5-Oct-2002 Hull, PQ
Hull Beer Mile for Breast Cancer II
26
Joe Harms 19:20.0 17-Mar-2012 Phnom Penh, Cambodia
Inaugural Phnom Penh Beer Mile
From Can Angkor
Joe "Big Joe" Haynes 7:50.0 11-Dec-2010 Shreveport, LA
Team Cyco Suds Mile 3
45 From Can Budweiser doppler engaged
Joe "Mr. Weather" Haynes 7:54.3 20-Dec-2008 Shreveport, LA
Team Cyco Suds Mile
42 From Can Coors doppler engaged prior to finish line
Joe "Big Joe" Haynes 8:31.0 10-Dec-2011 Shreveport, LA
Team Cyco Suds Mile 4
46 From Can miller Duck feet's big day
Joe "Big Joe" Haynes 8:54.0 6-Dec-2014 Shreveport, LA
Team Cyco Suds Mile 6
50 From Can Great Raft Mega Doppler in jeans
Joe Hensel 7:32.0 7-Jun-2005 Hanover, NH
Dartmouth Senior Week Beer Mile 05
36 From Can Keystone
Joe Ho 13:22.0 24-Nov-2006 London, ON
The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer Mile
23 From Can Labbat's Blue
Joe Hoe 14:00.0 21-Nov-2004 London, ON
The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer Mile - Men
From Can Old Milwaukee I am not the jack of this trade
Just Joe 13:49.0 21-Apr-2012 Albuquerque, NM
ABQH3 4/20 Beer Mile
From Can Miller Lite Sprite Mile
O'Shea "Joe" Joe DNF 14-Jun-2014 Hamburg, Germany
Inaugural Hamburg Beer Mile - Jack's Stag
31 From Can Milwaukee Best
Reasoner Joel 5:31.0 27-May-2005 Waverly, IA
2nd Annual Chocolate Milk Mile
23 From Cup Chocolate Milk
Joel Käll-Karlsson 7:06.0 1-Oct-2013 Linkoping, Sweden
LiTHe Syra Beermile 2013
33 cl
Joel Käll-Karlsson 7:19.0 2-Oct-2012 Linkoping, Sweden
LiTHe Syra Annual Beer Mile 2012
From Can 33 cl
Joe Keer 9:19.0 15-Oct-2010 West Chester, PA
10th Annual West Chester Beer Mile
From Can Coors Extra Gold Pulled a Hammy
Joe Keer 10:49.0 24-Nov-2006 West Chester, PA
6th Annual West Chester, PA Beer Mile
From Can Yuengling Lager Light
Joel Kelly 9:24.0 16-Dec-2005 West Chester, PA
5th Annual West Chester, PA Beer Mile
From Can Yuengling Virgin Performance
Joe "Jos" King 6:58.0 5-Jun-2011 Pullman, WA
Beer Chasers Spring Beer Mile
From Can Pabst Blue Ribbon
Joe King 7:27.0 3-Oct-2010 Pullman, WA
Beer Chasers Beer Mile
From Can Pabst Blue Ribbon
Joe "The" King 11:20.0 5-Dec-2010 Pullman, WA
Beer Chasers Winter Beer Mile
From Can Pabst Blue Ribbon
Joel L 9:08.0 7-Jul-2014 Lake Mills, WI
Headlamp Hustlers Beer Mile
From Can Old Milwaukee
Joe Labelle 9:26.0 9-Apr-2004 Winnipeg, MB
2nd Annual Manitoba Beer Miling Championships
Joel "buzzkill" Lauzon 7:48.0 29-Apr-2010 Edmonton, AB
Fifth Edmonton Beer Mile Classic
From Bottle budweiser
Joel Lauzon 13:52.0 27-Apr-2012 Edmonton, AB
2012 Edmonton Beer Mile
23 From Can Keiths Red
Joel Lauzon 17:00.0 28-Jul-2006 Edmonton, AB
Edmonton beermile
17 From Can Budwieser penalty lap
Joe "Calamine Crack" Lenzini 12:26.0 22-Jun-2008 Fullerton, Ca
Orange County Beer Mile
47 From Can Budweiser Barefoot
Joey Lerner 5:13.0 24-Nov-2009 Palos Heights, Illinois
Trinity Christian College 1st Annual Milk Mile
From Cup 2% Milk
Joe "J'orgy" Linseman 9:41.0 17-Aug-2002 Sarnia, ON
2nd Annual Beach Beer Mile
22 From Can Export competed in g-string
Joe Linseman 11:13.0 10-Aug-2003 Sarnia, ON
3rd Annual Canatara Beach Beer Mile
23 From Can Carlsberg cape, speedo, goggles
Joe Linseman 12:58.0 1-Nov-2003 Waterloo, ON
Inaugural UW Invitational Beer Mile
23 From Can Export
Joe Linseman 22:08.0 19-Aug-2005 Sarnia, ON
5th Annual Canatara Beach Memorial Beer Mile
25 From Can Export
Joe M 12:18.0 5-May-2008 Corvallis, OR
Cinco de Beermile
Joel Malzer 10:30.0 28-Dec-2004 Roseville, MN
1st Annual Connie Wilmes Memorial Beer Mile
20 From Can Budweiser Rookie Debut
Joel Mathews 6:17.3 22-Nov-2009 Terre Haute, Indiana
2009 National's Milk Mile
From Cup Chocolate Milk
Joel May DNF 5-Jun-2004 Waukesha, WI
First Annual to the Second Annual Burns Family Triathlon Series Beer-Mile Competition
Joe McVeigh 9:39.4 20-Dec-2003 Morris County, NJ
1st Annual New Jersey Beermile Championships
40 From Can Budweiser Ran Vomit penalty lap in 1-19
Joe McVeigh 10:28.0 17-Dec-2011 Morris County, NJ
9th Annual New Jersey Beermile Championships
48 From Bottle Miller High Life
Joe McVeigh 10:42.0 22-Dec-2013 Morris County, NJ
11th Annual New Jersey Beermile Championships
50 From Can Coors
Joe McVeigh 11:00.0 18-Dec-2004 Morris County, NJ
2nd Annual New Jersey Beermile Championships
41 From Can Miller Genuine Draft Vomit lap
Joe McVeigh 12:07.0 16-Dec-2012 Morris County, NJ
10th Annual New Jersey Beermile Championships
49 From Can Coors Penalty lap
Joe McVeigh 12:09.0 17-Dec-2006 Morris County, NJ
4th Annual New Jersey Beermile Championships
43 Miller Highlife USA. Penalty lap.
Joe McVeigh 12:43.0 10-Jan-2010 Morris County, NJ
7th Annual New Jersey Beermile Championships
46 From Can Coors
Joe McVeigh 13:07.0 30-Dec-2007 Morris County, NJ
5th Annual New Jersey Beermile Championships
44 From Bottle Sam Winter Penalty lap 1:34
Joe McVeigh 14:19.0 18-Dec-2010 Morris County, NJ
8th Annual New Jersey Beermile Championships
47 From Bottle Peroni
Joe Mendonca 10:08.0 25-Dec-2001 Victoria, BC
Island Road Racers Christmas Beer Mile
Joe Mohn 6:58.0 11-Mar-2003 Philadelphia, PA
Hawk Beer Mile 2003
18 From Can Miller High Life
Joe Mohn 7:14.0 11-Mar-2005 Philadelphia
Saint Joe Beer Mile 2005
21 From Can Miller
Joel Montgomery 9:24.0 25-Jun-1997 Sudbury, ON
Northern Ontario Beer Mile
Joe ""The Professor'" Munchak 7:14.0 9-May-2008 Fort Collins, CO
3rd Annual Fort Collins Beer Mile
From Can Guiness Draught 16oz cans
Joe Munchak 7:32.0 28-Apr-2007 Fort Collins, CO
2nd Annual Fort Collins Beer Mile
24 Great rookie performance. Lets turn this triathlete into a Quadathlete (beer, swim, beer, bike, beer, run, beer)
Joel Musial 13:50.0 15-Oct-2011 Toronto, ON
Skule(tm) Rugby beermile
Joel Musika DNF 8-Jan-2010 West Chester, PA
Tough Man's 2010 Beer Mile
Joel Mutton 8:49.0 12-May-2004 New Ulm, MN
4th Annual Joel Sutton Memorial
22 From Can MGD Light
Joe Norton 8:49.0 26-Nov-2011 Haddon Heights, NJ
2nd Annual Carl Egbert is a No Show Beer Mile
Joe Norton 8:50.0 29-Apr-2005 Altoona, PA
4 beers, 4 laps, 4 Hoover
Miller High Life
Joeffrey "Jop" Pagaduan 11:02.2 13-Dec-2013 Pozorrubio, Philippines
1st PRC (Pozorrubio Runner's Club) Beer Mile Run
From Can San Miguel Pale Pilsen
Joe Parker DNF 16-Jul-2005 Columbus, OH
Race for the Cure - The Brewskie Edition
18 5:01mile after drinking Colt 45, did not run official beer mile
Joe "The Mustacheless Spitz" Peeden 7:05.0 9-Sep-2008 Knoxville, TN
1st Annual Boulevard Beer Mile
21 From Can Natural Light Birthday boy
Joe Pelopidas 10:21.0 21-Aug-2013 Toronto, ON
GBP Beer Mile. Gulp. Bolt. Puke.
23 From Can Budweiser could have won if he had just kept running
Joe Pelopidas 14:21.0 28-Aug-2014 Toronto, ON
2nd Annual Summer P&G Beer Mile
couldn't hold it in. Extra lap.
Joe Piccirilli 19:35.0 2-Dec-2007 Cary, NC
2007 Inaugural NC Triangle BeerMile
From Can Miller Lite
Joel Poshusta 19:53.0 3-Dec-2006 Dallas, TX
Fall 2006 Dallas H3 Beermile
66 From Can Budweiser No. 38 in the Grand Master Division!
Joel "Gareth" Prejet DNF 4-May-2012 Winnipeg, MB
Buck-a-Finger Beermile 2012
33 From Can budweiser What??!!
Joe Puleo 8:05.0 13-Jun-2012 Montville, NJ
MTHS Milk Mile 2012
15 From Cup 2% Milk
Joel Reid 9:03.0 5-Apr-1997 Kingston, ON
3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer Mile
Joel Reid 11:22.0 15-Nov-1996 Kingston, ON
Queen's / UWO Virtual Beer Mile
Joel Reid 12:44.0 15-Nov-1997 Kingston, ON
2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer Mile
Joel Reid 12:52.0 27-Nov-1999 Kingston, ON
Fourth Annual Kingston Fall Beer Mile
Joel Reid 13:15.0 29-Mar-1996 Kingston, ON
1996 Kingston Spring Beer Mile
Joe Reynolds 8:58.0 6-Dec-2008 Chicago, IL
Chicago Beer Mile IV - Yes we can!
From Can Budweiser
Joel Riker-Fox 11:08.0 13-Apr-2007 Calgary, AB
12th Annual B.S.D. Beer Mile
Joe "All That is Man" Roby 16:39.4 18-May-2008 Brookings, SD
Spring 2008 South Dakota Beer Mile Championships
22 From Can Coors Original one of the better performances of the day
Joe "Hugh" Roby 17:03.0 22-Nov-2005 Brookings, SD
3rd Annual South Dakota Beer Mile Championships
20 From Can Budweiser DNF last year, crawled to finish winning pucking ralley award
joe "queen" roby DNF 20-Nov-2004 Brookings, SD
2nd annual south dakota beer mile championships
18 disappointing effort after so much pre race promise
Joe Ryan 7:06.6 1-Aug-2009 Fort Wayne, IN
6th Annual
20 From Cup Chocolate Milk
Joe Ryan 9:16.2 29-Jul-2007 Fort Wayne, IN
4th Semi-annual Bishop Dwenger Chocolate Milk Mile
18 From Cup chocolate milk
Joel "beer bottle soother" S 22:47.0 24-Oct-2009 Calgary, AB
Calgary Beer Mile October 24, 2009
Joel S. 11:13.0 23-Jun-2012 Port Perry
Annual Port Perry Beer Mile Invitational
21 From Can Budweiser
Joel Sanderi 12:37.4 1-Apr-2006 Waterloo, ON
5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario Championships)
23 From Can Moosehead Rookie, international representation
Joel Shartz 9:22.0 12-May-2004 New Ulm, MN
4th Annual Joel Sutton Memorial
22 From Can MGD Light
Joe Shields 12:47.0 22-Jun-2007 Hopewell, PA
W&J Inaugural Beer Mile
20 From Can Red Dog
Joe Sonneck 7:38.0 9-Jul-2011 River Falls, WI
5th annual RF Days Beer Mile
46 From Can Budwieser
Joe Sonnek 7:30.0 10-Jul-2010 River Falls, WI
4fth Annual River Falls Days Beer Mile
45 From Can Budwieser
Joe Stoesser DNF 21-Aug-2004 Sarnia, ON
4th Annual Canatara Beach Memorial Beer Mile
19
Joe Sullivan 14:50.0 2-Apr-1999 Plattsburgh, NY
Plattsburgh State Invitational
Joe Thompson 9:30.1 9-Dec-2000 St. Peter, MN
7th Annual Gustavus Beer Mile
5 laps
Joe "Cock" Thompson 9:33.3 4-Dec-1999 St. Peter, MN
6th Annual Gustavus Beer Mile
5 laps
Joe "Buckafuffalo" Trotta 16:17.0 31-Oct-2004 Spring Lake, NC
Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers Beer Mile and #1100 trail
30 From Can Pabst Blue Ribbon x-tra credit for 3 shots and 12 weenies (1st place)
Joe "JT" Turner 10:31.0 22-Aug-2001 Sarnia, ON
Inaugural Canatara Beach Beer Mile
19 From Can Stroh's
Joe Turner 26:43.0 17-Aug-2002 Sarnia, ON
2nd Annual Beach Beer Mile
20 From Can Export
Joe "Olive Oil" Uhan 5:54.0 11-May-2013 Eugene, OR
Eugene Beer Mile #3
35 From Can Yella Pils
Joe "Olive Oil Joe" Uhan 5:55.0 1-Jan-2014 Eugene, OR
Eugene Beer Mile #4
34 From Can Hop Valley Lager
Joe Uhan 6:15.0 14-Jul-2011 Eugene, OR
Eugene Beer Mile #1
Joey Valure 9:08.0 1-Jun-2004 New Orleans, LA
New Orleans Spring Beer Mile
Joel Vaughan 9:38.0 29-Apr-2006 Fort Collins, CO
Fort Collins Original Beer Mile
23 From Can Pabst Blue Ribbon Wore a suit. Still ran faster than his 5k pace for the beer mile.
Joel Vaughan 15:00.0 28-Apr-2007 Fort Collins, CO
2nd Annual Fort Collins Beer Mile
25 From Can Pabst Blue Ribbon Several minutes worse than last year. Due primarily to a penalty lap. Itchy wool sports coat
Joe "Mr. Bean" Virgilio 6:58.7 30-Jul-2005 Arlington, NY
Empire State Games Beer Mile Invitational
19 From Can Coors
Joel Walden 6:31.7 22-Nov-2011 Platteville, WI
4th Annual UWP Chocolate Milk MIle
From Cup Chocolate Milk
Joe "Susie Ipod" Walkenbach 12:56.0 3-Jan-2014 St Louis, MO
St. Louis
From Can Budweiser
Joe Winegarden 13:13.0 19-Nov-2011 Raleigh, NC
Triangle Beer Runners Challenge v2.0
31 From Bottle New Holland The Poet
Joe "Wino" Winegarden 16:33.0 5-May-2012 Raleigh, NC
Triangle Area Runners Challenge v3.0
32 From Can Anderson Valley Barney Flats Stout Penalty lap
Joe "Pukey" Winegarden 19:02.0 18-Jun-2011 Raleigh, NC
Boyo's Urban
31 From Can Oskar Blues Mama's Little Yella Pils Ran the fastest and longest but puked twice
Joey Zapernick 9:24.0 27-Apr-2012 Edmonton, AB
2012 Edmonton Beer Mile
20 From Bottle Asahi