Joe

Notable Beer Miling Performances

#45, #110  All-time Official World Record Performance
#44  All-time Official Male Performance
#36  German Performance
#17, #48  Official American Performance
#24, #33  Swedish Performance
#6  Official Masters (30+) Performance
#40  Official Province of Manitoba, Canada Performance
#10  Official State of Colorado Performance
#4  Official State of Idaho Performance
#36, #41  Official State of Louisiana Performance
#19, #25  Official State of Maine Performance
#29, #30  Official State of Minnesota Performance
#13  Official State of Missouri Performance
#13, #34  Official State of Montana Performance
#23, #36, #41  Official State of North Carolina Performance
#3, #4  Official State of Oregon Performance
#40, #49  Official State of Pennsylvania Performance
#37  Official State of South Dakota Performance
#6, #7, #28  Official State of Tennessee Performance
#13, #16  Official State of Wisconsin Performance
#22  Official Performance Drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon
#23  Official Performance Drinking Miller High Life
#22  Official Performance Drinking Coors
#2  Official Performance Drinking Miller Lite
#19  Official Performance Drinking Moosehead
#15  Official Performance Drinking 33 cl
#2, #10  Official Performance Drinking Miller
#7, #13  Official Performance Drinking Export
#4  Official Performance Drinking Carlsberg
#14  Official Performance Drinking Stroh's
#10  Official Performance Drinking Modelo
#3, #4, #22  Official Performance Drinking Budwieser
#12  Official Performance Drinking Yuengling
#8  Official Performance Drinking Lakeport Honey
#12  Official Performance Drinking Coors Extra Gold
#2  Official Performance Drinking Guiness
#9  Official Performance Drinking Spendrups
#7  Official Performance Drinking Peroni
#5  Official Performance Drinking Bud Select
#8  Official Performance Drinking Red Horse
#3  Official Performance Drinking Oskar Blues Mama's Little Yella Pils
#2  Official Performance Drinking Miller Highlife
#1  Official Performance Drinking Anderson Valley Barney Flats Stout
#1  Official Performance Drinking San Miguel Pale Pilsen
#1  Official Performance Drinking Sam Winter
#1  Official Performance Drinking Yella Pils
#1  Official Performance Drinking New Holland The Poet


137 total entries found:

NameTime Date Race Location Place Sex  Age   Beer  Notes
Joe "JoePa"    12:44.0  05-04-12     Touchy's Canyon Country Beer Mile 2012  Canyon Country, CA M Modelo, from can  
Joe    13:06.0  06-30-12     2012 Tampa Beer Mile  Tampa, FL M Miller High LIfe, from can  
Joe    14:48.0  05-05-07     socal hash spring 2007 Beer mile  Los Angeles, CA 15 M Tecate, from can  Puked!!
Joe    17:26.0  11-16-07     YSU 1st DualAnnual Beer Mile  Youngstown OH M 21 Bud Select, from can  
Just Joe "Dont Mess w/ Texas"    12:08.0  08-26-06     1st Annual LA/Long Beach Hash Beermile  CSU Long Beach 13 M 45 Budweiser, from can  From Texas, but still nice guy
NFN Joe    30:23.0  06-28-09     2009 1st Anal Hobo H3 / 3rd Annual Underground Runners Society Beer Mile  Virginia Beach, VA 15 M 32 Miller Lite, from can  
Joe "MIGHTY G" Parks   9:25.0  11-22-06     PRE-THANSKGIVING BEER MILE  New York, NY 2 M 18 Bud Light, from bottle  Forgot his backpack so had to run in Uptowns and Jeans.. A very good effort for a first timer.. btw joe also ran with his fly open.. He tried taking his pants off on the last lap but failed
Joel 10st   9:06.7  10-21-06     The Big Red Beer Mile  M 18 Keystone Light, from can  
Joe "420" A   14:20.0  08-07-10     Touchy's Pasadena Beer Mile 2010  Pasadena, CA 7 M 40 Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can  
Joern Asse   8:29.0  09-20-13     First Bad Salzuflen Beer Mile  Bad Salzuflen, Germany M 22 Warsteiner, from can  Surprise of the day
Joe B   8:04.0  05-05-08     Cinco de Beermile  Corvallis, OR 5 M   
Joe "2 Clean" Barnett   17:15.0  11-11-03     First Open Bobcat Beer Mile Run  Lees-McRae Track: Banner Elk, NC 4 M 21 Busch Diesel, from can  all conference runner, state champion in high school 2 mile
Joe Bedford   11:27.4  06-19-09     Hot as Hell Beer Mile '09  Knoxville, TN 6 M 41 Budweiser, from can  
Joe Bondy-Denomy   22:17.0  08-05-06     6th Annual Canatara Beach Beer Mile  Sarnia, ON 5 M 21 Lakeport Honey, from can  Rookie; excellent finishing sprint
Joel "undercarriage" Brown   7:26.0  10-21-06     2006 Western Montucky Beermile Championship  Missoula, MT M 22 Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can  
Joel Brown   9:15.0  10-02-04     '04 Western MonTucky Beermile Championship  Missoula, MT M Miller Lite, from can  
Joel "Joel" Bungay   29:23.6  12-13-13     1st PRC (Pozorrubio Runner's Club) Beer Mile Run  Pozorrubio, Philippines 10 M Red Horse, from can  
Joe Clipper   6:11.2  05-09-04     Big Bash Beer Mile  Amherst, NY 2 18 Budweiser, from can  
Joe Company   11:10.0  10-03-08     First Annual Missouri Beer Mile  Columbia, MO 13 M Guiness  
Joe Creighton   12:15.6  01-02-14     Beer Mile  Seattle, WA M 33 Budweiser, from can  penalty lap :(
Joey Damato   14:21.0  11-13-03     1st Annual Hilo Beer Mile  Hilo, HI 6 M 20 Budweiser, from can  Puker
Joe "Joey D" Davis   DNF  07-07-07     First Run Dub B  White Bear Lake, Mn 1 M 18 Miller Lite, from can  Threw up after lap one, DNF, first beer mile
Joe "Cruisin Cuban" Diaz   9:50.1  12-29-04     1st Pearl River "Da River" Beer Mile  Pearl River, NY 3 M 18 Bud light, from can  real talent for the future
Joe Edgley   6:55.0  10-01-09     Australian University Games Beer Mile  Gold Coast, Australia 4 M 23 Tooheys Dry, from cup  Debut beer miler
Joey Eriksson   14:05.0  09-27-08     Beermile 2008  Sollentuna, Sweden M 20 spendrups  
Bobbi-Jo Evans   9:24.0  09-12-03     5th Annual Gemini Beer Mile  Vancouver, BC 20 F Canadian  
Bobbi-Jo Evans   10:12.0  09-13-02     4th Annual Gemini Beer MIle  Vancouver, BC 16 F Canadian, from can  
Joe F   8:57.0  07-07-14     Headlamp Hustlers Beer Mile  Lake Mills, WI M Canoe Paddler, from can  
Joe "tits" Fedorowicz   DNF  06-16-05     SOL Beer Mile Summer Series #1  Upper Moreland, PA 3 M 19 Miller High Life, from can  
Joe "Maverick" Frye   6:59.0  11-21-09     1st Belmont Beer Mile (Standard Kingston Rules)  Nashville, TN 1 M 21 Miller High Life, from can  6'6
Joe "Maverick" Frye   6:59.5  11-21-09     1st Annual Runnin' Rebels Beer Mile  Nashville, TN M 21 Miller, from can  240 lb Thrower/Beastly Man
Joe "Gobblin" G   9:06.0  09-24-05     Boise Beer Mile  Boise, ID 7 M 29 Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can  Yes, frosted flakes can come out your nose
Joe "joester" Goodwin   15:00.0  08-11-07     Chico BeerMile  Chico, CA 2 M 27 Budweiser, from can  penalty lap
Joe Greene   18:09.0  02-12-12     Beer Chasers Winter Beer Mile  Pullman, WA 8 Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can  
Joe "Greener" Greene   23:03.0  06-05-11     Beer Chasers Spring Beer Mile  Pullman, WA 8 Budweiser, from can  
Joel Guay   12:39.0  10-05-02     Hull Beer Mile for Breast Cancer II  Hull, PQ 8 M 26 From can  
Joe Harms   19:20.0  03-17-12     Inaugural Phnom Penh Beer Mile  Phnom Penh, Cambodia M Angkor, from can  
Joe "Big Joe" Haynes   7:50.0  12-11-10     Team Cyco Suds Mile 3  Shreveport, LA 10 M 45 Budweiser, from can  doppler engaged
Joe "Mr. Weather" Haynes   7:54.3  12-20-08     Team Cyco Suds Mile  Shreveport, LA 9 M 42 Coors, from can  doppler engaged prior to finish line
Joe "Big Joe" Haynes   8:31.0  12-10-11     Team Cyco Suds Mile 4  Shreveport, LA 6 M 46 miller, from can  Duck feet's big day
Joe Hensel   7:32.0  06-07-05     Dartmouth Senior Week Beer Mile 05  Hanover, NH 4 M 36 Keystone, from can  
Joe Ho   13:22.0  11-24-06     The 5th Annual Western Fall Beer Mile  London, ON 15 M 23 Labbat's Blue, from can  
Joe Hoe   14:00.0  11-21-04     The 3rd Annual Western Fall Beer Mile - Men  London, ON 12 M Old Milwaukee, from can  I am not the jack of this trade
Just Joe   13:49.0  04-21-12     ABQH3 4/20 Beer Mile  Albuquerque, NM M Miller Lite, from can  Sprite Mile
O'Shea "Joe" Joe   DNF  06-14-14     Inaugural Hamburg Beer Mile - Jack's Stag  Hamburg, Germany 31 Milwaukee Best, from can  
Reasoner Joel   5:31.0  05-27-05     2nd Annual Chocolate Milk Mile  Waverly, IA 2 M 23 Chocolate Milk, from cup  
Joel Käll-Karlsson   7:06.0  10-01-13     LiTHe Syra Beermile 2013  Linkoping, Sweden 5 M From can  33 cl
Joel Käll-Karlsson   7:19.0  10-02-12     LiTHe Syra Annual Beer Mile 2012  Linkoping, Sweden 28 M 33 cl, from can  
Joe Keer   9:19.0  10-15-10     10th Annual West Chester Beer Mile  West Chester, PA 12 M Coors Extra Gold, from can  Pulled a Hammy
Joe Keer   10:49.0  11-24-06     6th Annual West Chester, PA Beer Mile  West Chester, PA 18 M Yuengling Lager Light, from can  
Joel Kelly   9:24.0  12-16-05     5th Annual West Chester, PA Beer Mile  West Chester, PA 9 M Yuengling, from can  Virgin Performance
Joe "Jos" King   6:58.0  06-05-11     Beer Chasers Spring Beer Mile  Pullman, WA 1 Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can  
Joe King   7:27.0  10-03-10     Beer Chasers Beer Mile  Pullman, WA 1 Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can  
Joe "The" King   11:20.0  12-05-10     Beer Chasers Winter Beer Mile  Pullman, WA 1 Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can  
Joel L   9:08.0  07-07-14     Headlamp Hustlers Beer Mile  Lake Mills, WI M Old Milwaukee, from can  
Joe Labelle   9:26.0  04-09-04     2nd Annual Manitoba Beer Miling Championships  Winnipeg, MB 9 M   
Joel "buzzkill" Lauzon   7:48.0  04-29-10     Fifth Edmonton Beer Mile Classic  Edmonton, AB 4 M budweiser, from bottle  
Joel Lauzon   13:52.0  04-27-12     2012 Edmonton Beer Mile  Edmonton, AB M 23 Keiths Red, from can  
Joel Lauzon   17:00.0  07-28-06     Edmonton beermile  Edmonton, AB 9 M 17 Budwieser, from can  penalty lap
Joe "Calamine Crack" Lenzini   12:26.0  06-22-08     Orange County Beer Mile  Fullerton, Ca 8 M 47 Budweiser, from can  Barefoot
Joey Lerner   5:13.0  11-24-09     Trinity Christian College 1st Annual Milk Mile  Palos Heights, Illinois M 2% Milk, from cup  
Joe "J'orgy" Linseman   9:41.0  08-17-02     2nd Annual Beach Beer Mile  Sarnia, ON 3 M 22 Export, from can  competed in g-string
Joe Linseman   11:13.0  08-10-03     3rd Annual Canatara Beach Beer Mile  Sarnia, ON 4 M 23 Carlsberg, from can  cape, speedo, goggles
Joe Linseman   12:58.0  11-01-03     Inaugural UW Invitational Beer Mile  Waterloo, ON 2 M 23 Export, from can  
Joe Linseman   22:08.0  08-19-05     5th Annual Canatara Beach Memorial Beer Mile  Sarnia, ON 6 M 25 Export, from can  
Joe M   12:18.0  05-05-08     Cinco de Beermile  Corvallis, OR 12 M   
Joel Malzer   10:30.0  12-28-04     1st Annual Connie Wilmes Memorial Beer Mile  Roseville, MN 4 M 20 Budweiser, from can  Rookie Debut
Joel Mathews   6:17.3  11-22-09     2009 National's Milk Mile  Terre Haute, Indiana 19 M Chocolate Milk, from cup  
Joel May   DNF  06-05-04     First Annual to the Second Annual Burns Family Triathlon Series Beer-Mile Competition  Waukesha, WI 3 M   
Joe McVeigh   9:39.4  12-20-03     1st Annual New Jersey Beermile Championships  Morris County, NJ 2 M 40 Budweiser, from can  Ran Vomit penalty lap in 1-19
Joe McVeigh   10:28.0  12-17-11     9th Annual New Jersey Beermile Championships  Morris County, NJ 13 M 48 Miller High Life, from bottle  
Joe McVeigh   10:42.0  12-22-13     11th Annual New Jersey Beermile Championships  Morris County, NJ 20 M 50 Coors, from can  
Joe McVeigh   11:00.0  12-18-04     2nd Annual New Jersey Beermile Championships  Morris County, NJ 6 M 41 Miller Genuine Draft, from can  Vomit lap
Joe McVeigh   12:07.0  12-16-12     10th Annual New Jersey Beermile Championships  Morris County, NJ 17 M 49 Coors, from can  Penalty lap
Joe McVeigh   12:09.0  12-17-06     4th Annual New Jersey Beermile Championships  Morris County, NJ 9 M 43 Miller Highlife  USA. Penalty lap.
Joe McVeigh   12:43.0  01-10-10     7th Annual New Jersey Beermile Championships  Morris County, NJ 6 M 46 Coors, from can  
Joe McVeigh   13:07.0  12-30-07     5th Annual New Jersey Beermile Championships  Morris County, NJ 12 M 44 Sam Winter, from bottle  Penalty lap 1:34
Joe McVeigh   14:19.0  12-18-10     8th Annual New Jersey Beermile Championships  Morris County, NJ 11 M 47 Peroni, from bottle  
Joe Mendonca   10:08.0  12-25-01     Island Road Racers Christmas Beer Mile  Victoria, BC 7 M   
Joe Mohn   6:58.0  03-11-03     Hawk Beer Mile 2003  Philadelphia, PA M 18 Miller High Life, from can  
Joe Mohn   7:14.0  03-11-05     Saint Joe Beer Mile 2005  Philadelphia M 21 Miller, from can  
Joel Montgomery   9:24.0  06-25-97     Northern Ontario Beer Mile  Sudbury, ON 6 M   
Joe ""The Professor'" Munchak   7:14.0  05-09-08     3rd Annual Fort Collins Beer Mile  Fort Collins, CO M Guiness Draught, from can  16oz cans
Joe Munchak   7:32.0  04-28-07     2nd Annual Fort Collins Beer Mile  Fort Collins, CO 3 M 24   Great rookie performance. Lets turn this triathlete into a Quadathlete (beer, swim, beer, bike, beer, run, beer)
Joel Musial   13:50.0  10-15-11     Skule(tm) Rugby beermile  Toronto, ON M   
Joel Musika   DNF  01-08-10     Tough Man's 2010 Beer Mile  West Chester, PA 4 M   
Joel Mutton   8:49.0  05-12-04     4th Annual Joel Sutton Memorial  New Ulm, MN 7 M 22 MGD Light, from can  
Joe Norton   8:49.0  11-26-11     2nd Annual Carl Egbert is a No Show Beer Mile   Haddon Heights, NJ M   
Joe Norton   8:50.0  04-29-05     4 beers, 4 laps, 4 Hoover  Altoona, PA 4 M Miller High Life  
Joeffrey "Jop" Pagaduan   11:02.2  12-13-13     1st PRC (Pozorrubio Runner's Club) Beer Mile Run  Pozorrubio, Philippines 1 M San Miguel Pale Pilsen, from can  
Joe Parker   DNF  07-16-05     Race for the Cure - The Brewskie Edition  Columbus, OH 2 18   5:01mile after drinking Colt 45, did not run official beer mile
Joe "The Mustacheless Spitz" Peeden   7:05.0  09-09-08     1st Annual Boulevard Beer Mile  Knoxville, TN 2 M 21 Natural Light, from can  Birthday boy
Joe Pelopidas   10:21.0  08-21-13     GBP Beer Mile. Gulp. Bolt. Puke.  Toronto, ON 2 M 23 Budweiser, from can  could have won if he had just kept running
Joe Pelopidas   14:21.0  08-28-14     2nd Annual Summer P&G Beer Mile  Toronto, ON 6 M From can  couldn't hold it in. Extra lap.
Joe Piccirilli   19:35.0  12-02-07     2007 Inaugural NC Triangle BeerMile  Cary, NC M Miller Lite, from can  
Joel Poshusta   19:53.0  12-03-06     Fall 2006 Dallas H3 Beermile  Dallas, TX 24 M 66 Budweiser, from can  No. 38 in the Grand Master Division!
Joel "Gareth" Prejet   DNF  05-04-12     Buck-a-Finger Beermile 2012  Winnipeg, MB 4 M 33 budweiser, from can  What??!!
Joe Puleo   8:05.0  06-13-12     MTHS Milk Mile 2012  Montville, NJ 5 15 2% Milk, from cup  
Joel Reid   9:03.0  04-05-97     3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer Mile  Kingston, ON 19 M   
Joel Reid   11:22.0  11-15-96     Queen's / UWO Virtual Beer Mile  Kingston, ON 6 M   
Joel Reid   12:44.0  11-15-97     2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer Mile  Kingston, ON 14 M   
Joel Reid   12:52.0  11-27-99     Fourth Annual Kingston Fall Beer Mile  Kingston, ON 10 M   
Joel Reid   13:15.0  03-29-96     1996 Kingston Spring Beer Mile  Kingston, ON 15 M   
Joe Reynolds   8:58.0  12-06-08     Chicago Beer Mile IV - Yes we can!  Chicago, IL 16 M Budweiser, from can  
Joel Riker-Fox   11:08.0  04-13-07     12th Annual B.S.D. Beer Mile  Calgary, AB M   
Joe "All That is Man" Roby   16:39.4  05-18-08     Spring 2008 South Dakota Beer Mile Championships  Brookings, SD 7 M 22 Coors Original, from can  one of the better performances of the day
Joe "Hugh" Roby   17:03.0  11-22-05     3rd Annual South Dakota Beer Mile Championships  Brookings, SD 9 M 20 Budweiser, from can  DNF last year, crawled to finish winning pucking ralley award
joe "queen" roby   DNF  11-20-04     2nd annual south dakota beer mile championships  Brookings, SD 1 M 18   disappointing effort after so much pre race promise
Joe Ryan   7:06.6  08-01-09     6th Annual  Fort Wayne, IN 25 M 20 Chocolate Milk, from cup  
Joe Ryan   9:16.2  07-29-07     4th Semi-annual Bishop Dwenger Chocolate Milk Mile  Fort Wayne, IN M 18 chocolate milk, from cup  
Joel "beer bottle soother" S   22:47.0  10-24-09     Calgary Beer Mile October 24, 2009  Calgary, AB M   
Joel S.   11:13.0  06-23-12     Annual Port Perry Beer Mile Invitational  Port Perry M 21 Budweiser, from can  
Joel Sanderi   12:37.4  04-01-06     5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario Championships)  Waterloo, ON 34 M 23 Moosehead, from can  Rookie, international representation
Joel Shartz   9:22.0  05-12-04     4th Annual Joel Sutton Memorial  New Ulm, MN 9 M 22 MGD Light, from can  
Joe Shields   12:47.0  06-22-07     W&J Inaugural Beer Mile  Hopewell, PA M 20 Red Dog, from can  
Joe Sonneck   7:38.0  07-09-11     5th annual RF Days Beer Mile  River Falls, WI 4 M 46 Budwieser, from can  
Joe Sonnek   7:30.0  07-10-10     4fth Annual River Falls Days Beer Mile  River Falls, WI 12 M 45 Budwieser, from can  
Joe Stoesser   DNF  08-21-04     4th Annual Canatara Beach Memorial Beer Mile  Sarnia, ON 1 M 19   
Joe Sullivan   14:50.0  04-02-99     Plattsburgh State Invitational  Plattsburgh, NY 5 M   
Joe Thompson   9:30.1  12-09-00     7th Annual Gustavus Beer Mile  St. Peter, MN 5 M   5 laps
Joe "Cock" Thompson   9:33.3  12-04-99     6th Annual Gustavus Beer Mile  St. Peter, MN 5 M   5 laps
Joe "Buckafuffalo" Trotta   16:17.0  10-31-04     Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers Beer Mile and #1100 trail  Spring Lake, NC 1 M 30 Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can  x-tra credit for 3 shots and 12 weenies (1st place)
Joe "JT" Turner   10:31.0  08-22-01     Inaugural Canatara Beach Beer Mile  Sarnia, ON 8 M 19 Stroh's, from can  
Joe Turner   26:43.0  08-17-02     2nd Annual Beach Beer Mile  Sarnia, ON 15 M 20 Export, from can  
Joe "Olive Oil" Uhan   5:54.0  05-11-13     Eugene Beer Mile #3  Eugene, OR 1 M 35 Yella Pils, from can  
Joe "Olive Oil Joe" Uhan   5:55.0  01-01-14     Eugene Beer Mile #4  Eugene, OR 1 M 34 Hop Valley Lager, from can  
Joe Uhan   6:15.0  07-14-11     Eugene Beer Mile #1  Eugene, OR 3 M   
Joey Valure   9:08.0  06-01-04     New Orleans Spring Beer Mile  New Orleans, LA 13 M   
Joel Vaughan   9:38.0  04-29-06     Fort Collins Original Beer Mile  Fort Collins, CO M 23 Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can  Wore a suit. Still ran faster than his 5k pace for the beer mile.
Joel Vaughan   15:00.0  04-28-07     2nd Annual Fort Collins Beer Mile  Fort Collins, CO 12 M 25 Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can  Several minutes worse than last year. Due primarily to a penalty lap. Itchy wool sports coat
Joe "Mr. Bean" Virgilio   6:58.7  07-30-05     Empire State Games Beer Mile Invitational  Arlington, NY M 19 Coors, from can  
Joel Walden   6:31.7  11-22-11     4th Annual UWP Chocolate Milk MIle  Platteville, WI 6 M Chocolate Milk, from cup  
Joe "Susie Ipod" Walkenbach   12:56.0  01-03-14     St. Louis  St Louis, MO M Budweiser, from can  
Joe Winegarden   13:13.0  11-19-11     Triangle Beer Runners Challenge v2.0  Raleigh, NC 17 M 31 New Holland The Poet, from bottle  
Joe "Wino" Winegarden   16:33.0  05-05-12     Triangle Area Runners Challenge v3.0  Raleigh, NC 7 M 32 Anderson Valley Barney Flats Stout, from can  Penalty lap
Joe "Pukey" Winegarden   19:02.0  06-18-11     Boyo's Urban  Raleigh, NC M 31 Oskar Blues Mama's Little Yella Pils, from can  Ran the fastest and longest but puked twice
Joey Zapernick   9:24.0  04-27-12     2012 Edmonton Beer Mile  Edmonton, AB M 20 Asahi, from bottle  







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