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Notable Beer Miling Performances

#5, #6, #7, #8, #10, #11, #15, #17, #19, #19, #24, #24, #36, #38, #38, #43, #44, #45, #52, #59, #61, #65, #72, #73, #79, #89, #96, #101, #108, #114, #114, #120, #120, #127, #131, #136, #136, #146, #147, #147, #151, #151, #157, #168, #171  All-time Official World Record Performance
#5, #6, #7, #8, #10, #11, #15, #17, #19, #19, #24, #24, #36, #38, #38, #43, #44, #45  All-time Official Male Performance
#29  All-time Official Female Performance
#7, #21  Official Female Super Grand Hash Masters (40+) Performance
#2, #3, #19, #24, #29, #30, #37, #45, #46, #49, #50, #71, #74, #88, #89  Official American Performance
#3, #6, #11, #12, #21, #31, #52, #64, #68, #70, #74, #77, #78  Official Australian Performance
#4, #5, #6, #7, #8, #10, #11, #11, #14, #14, #20, #22, #22, #24, #25, #31, #32, #35, #41, #48, #53, #58, #58, #64, #70, #78, #87, #87, #91, #100  Official Canadian Performance
#8, #22  Official Grand Masters (50+) Performance
#16, #20  Official Masters (30+) Performance
#3, #10, #28, #49  Official Province of Alberta, Canada Performance
#4, #6, #8, #15, #17, #17, #20, #22, #29, #41, #43, #44  Official Province of British Colombia, Canada Performance
#6, #18, #31, #34, #35, #49  Official Province of Manitoba, Canada Performance
#5, #13, #20, #22  Official Province of Nova Scotia, Canada Performance
#2, #3, #4, #5, #6, #7, #8, #9, #9, #14, #15, #15, #17, #18, #21, #27, #38  Official Province of Ontario, Canada Performance
#6, #14  Official Province of Quebec, Canada Performance
#2, #3, #7, #15  Official Province of Saskatchewan, Canada Performance
#1, #3, #9  Official State of Arizona Performance
#32, #47  Official State of California Performance
#1, #6  Official State of Colorado Performance
#2, #3, #5, #8, #11, #11, #15, #24, #33, #39  Official State of Connecticut Performance
#3, #12, #14, #44, #46  Official State of Florida Performance
#15, #21, #23, #26, #35, #43  Official State of Illinois Performance
#35, #37, #38  Official State of Kentucky Performance
#12, #28, #29, #41, #45  Official State of Louisiana Performance
#2, #3, #9, #40  Official State of Maine Performance
#1, #3  Official State of Maryland Performance
#12, #16, #24, #40  Official State of Massachusetts Performance
#15, #25, #46  Official State of Minnesota Performance
#20, #30, #32, #39, #42, #45, #49  Official State of Montana Performance
#3, #4, #7, #8, #11, #48  Official State of New Jersey Performance
#19, #25, #32, #33  Official State of New York Performance
#2, #9  Official State of North Carolina Performance
#1  Official State of North Dakota Performance
#1, #33, #34, #37  Official State of Ohio Performance
#2, #5, #7, #22, #26  Official State of Oregon Performance
#12, #19, #30, #32, #36  Official State of Pennsylvania Performance
#4, #13, #16, #27, #28  Official State of South Dakota Performance
#1, #12  Official State of Tennessee Performance
#15, #17, #23, #28, #32, #41  Official State of Texas Performance
#1, #12  Official State of Virginia Performance
#15  Official State of Washington Performance
#1, #2, #4, #8, #10, #14, #17, #28, #29, #30, #31, #43  Official State of Wisconsin Performance
#28, #29  Official Super Masters (40+) Performance
#1  Official 1993 Performance
#1, #3, #11, #12  Official 1995 Performance
#2, #5, #9  Official 1996 Performance
#2, #3, #5, #14, #17  Official 1997 Performance
#2, #5, #6, #10, #11, #15, #19  Official 1998 Performance
#12  Official 1999 Performance
#2, #2, #5, #11, #18  Official 2000 Performance
#4  Official 2001 Performance
#1, #3, #4, #5, #5, #9  Official 2002 Performance
#2, #7, #9  Official 2003 Performance
#1, #2, #4, #5, #9, #12, #13  Official 2004 Performance
#1, #4, #10, #14  Official 2005 Performance
#2, #16  Official 2006 Performance
#2, #4  Official 2007 Performance
#6, #7  Official 2008 Performance
#17, #28  Official Female Masters (30+) Performance
#11, #20  Official Performance Drinking Budweiser
#1, #3, #4, #7, #26  Official Performance Drinking Miller High Life
#3, #4, #5, #19  Official Performance Drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon
#2, #6, #8  Official Performance Drinking Coors
#1, #2, #5, #14, #16  Official Performance Drinking Canadian
#2  Official Performance Drinking Bud Light
#11, #11, #18, #26, #30  Official Performance Drinking Miller Genuine Draft
#5, #6, #8, #18, #28, #30  Official Performance Drinking Kokanee
#13  Official Performance Drinking Coors Light
#3, #14, #24, #27, #27  Official Performance Drinking Old Milwaukee
#3, #9, #11  Official Performance Drinking Miller Lite
#6, #12, #23  Official Performance Drinking Natural Ice
#1  Official Performance Drinking Keystone
#11, #26  Official Performance Drinking Abita Amber
#1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6, #19, #23, #24, #26, #27, #29  Official Performance Drinking Export
#9  Official Performance Drinking Labatt Blue
#12, #13, #14, #15  Official Performance Drinking Lucky
#1, #4, #8, #9, #11, #17, #25  Official Performance Drinking Stroh's
#2  Official Performance Drinking Milwaukee's Best Ice
#7, #8, #14  Official Performance Drinking MGD Light
#2, #6, #11  Official Performance Drinking carlton draught
#7, #14  Official Performance Drinking Moosehead
#18  Official Performance Drinking Heineken
#1, #2, #3, #8, #16, #17, #23  Official Performance Drinking Icehouse
#3  Official Performance Drinking Keiths
#1, #5, #21, #26  Official Performance Drinking Tooheys New
#15, #16, #17, #21  Official Performance Drinking Premo
#4, #25  Official Performance Drinking Laker Lager
#1  Official Performance Drinking Carlsberg
#10, #11, #17  Official Performance Drinking Molson Canadian
#5, #9, #12  Official Performance Drinking Milwaukee's Best
#1, #10, #16  Official Performance Drinking Yuengling
#10, #17, #19, #19  Official Performance Drinking Lakeport Pilsner
#2, #9  Official Performance Drinking Labatt 50
#1, #13, #16  Official Performance Drinking Dr. Tims Traditional Ale
#1  Official Performance Drinking Guinness
#3, #9, #11  Official Performance Drinking Tooheys Dry
#2  Official Performance Drinking Ice House
#2  Official Performance Drinking Miller
#2, #5, #8  Official Performance Drinking Granville Island Winter Ale
#1, #5  Official Performance Drinking Granville Island
#4  Official Performance Drinking Granville Island Honey Lager
#1, #2  Official Performance Drinking Miller Genuine Draft Gold
#5  Official Performance Drinking Canterbury
#2  Official Performance Drinking Stella Artois
#3, #4  Official Performance Drinking nothing illegal
#5  Official Performance Drinking Alexander Keiths IPA
#2  Official Performance Drinking Granville Island Lager
#5  Official Performance Drinking Okanagan Springs 1516
#1  Official Performance Drinking Old Style
#2  Official Performance Drinking Golden Anniversary
#1, #2  Official Performance Drinking Carling Black Label
#1  Official Performance Drinking Landfurst Pilsner
#2  Official Performance Drinking Hahn Extra Dry
#1  Official Performance Drinking Coors Orig
#4  Official Performance Drinking Hamms
#1  Official Performance Drinking Labatts Blue
#1  Official Performance Drinking Lakeport Honey
#1  Official Performance Drinking Bass
#2  Official Performance Drinking Labatt Bleue
#1  Official Performance Drinking Rickards
#1, #2, #3  Official Performance Drinking John Courage
#1  Official Performance Drinking Sleemans Honey Brown
#2  Official Performance Drinking Vancouver Island Lager
#3  Official Performance Drinking Sleemans Honey Brown Lager
#1  Official Performance Drinking Yankee Jim
#2  Official Performance Drinking Okanagan Springs
#1  Official Performance Drinking 6.0 Cold Shots
#3  Official Performance Drinking Cypress Honey Lager
#1  Official Performance Drinking Modelo
#2  Official Performance Drinking Lost lake
#1  Official Performance Drinking Red Stripe
#1  Official Performance Drinking Blatz
#2  Official Performance Drinking Kronen Bourg
#1  Official Performance Drinking Maudite 8%
#1  Official Performance Drinking Stroh's Lager
#1  Official Performance Drinking St. Pauli Girl
#1  Official Performance Drinking XXXX Bitter
#1  Official Performance Drinking Rickards White Ale
#1  Official Performance Drinking Dos Equis XX
#1  Official Performance Drinking Carling Black Label / Lakeport Pilsner
#1  Official Performance Drinking Kokanee from Bottle


887 total entries found:

NameTime Date Race Location Place Sex  Age   Beer  Notes
Analphalactic Cock    18:10.0  04-07-07     2007 G-Spot H3 Beer Mile  Greensboro, NC 5 M 26 Busch Light, from can  
Ass Spelunker    9:30.0  04-15-06     2006 G-Spot H3 Beer Mile  Greensboro, NC 2 M 27 Pabst Blue Ribbon, from keg  
Ass Spelunker    11:39.0  04-16-05     2005 G-Spot H3 Beer Mile  Greensboro, NC 10 M 25 Pabst Blue Ribbon, from keg  
Blake    24:02.0  04-26-05     Full Moon Mile  Steamboat Springs, CO 11 M 0 Keystone, from can  Best Hair and Puke
Buck-a-Fuffalo    7:44.0  04-16-05     2005 G-Spot H3 Beer Mile  Greensboro, NC 6 M 30 Pabst Blue Ribbon, from keg  
Buck-a-Fuffalo    8:49.0  04-12-08     2008 G-Spot H3 Beer Mile  Greensboro, NC 1 M 33 Natural Light, from can  Ran mile and than Shotgunned all 6 beers and did not Vomitt
Buck-a-Fuffalo    9:17.0  04-07-07     2007 G-Spot H3 Beer Mile  Greensboro, NC 2 M 32 Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can  Shot Gunned all beers
Buck-a-Fuffalo    10:00.0  04-15-06     2006 G-Spot H3 Beer Mile  Greensboro, NC 3 M 31 Pabst Blue Ribbon, from keg  
Cocksmith and Tinsel Tits    18:03.0  09-06-04     2004 NVHHH Beer Mile  State College, PA 13 F 0 From can  TEAM
Diddy Likes to Make My Name To    49:06.0  08-12-06     2006 Carolina Trash H3 Shiggy Beer Mile  Raeford, NC 8 F 0 Milwaukee's Best Ice, from can  
Hot Karl    6:49.0  05-31-07     2007 Miller Mile  Davis, Ca M 0 Natty Light, from can  
Jason Clark    16:00.0  02-03-08     1st Annual Sonoma County Beer Mile  Santa Rosa, CA M 30 Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can  puked Dring
Karl    14:44.0  11-22-08     Second annual Warfield Beer Mile  Warfield BC Canada 6 M 23 From can  
Keeley    13:45.0  05-16-08     The JLowe Pre-Wedding Invitational Beer Mile  Warner-Robins, GA 6 M 28 Bud Light, from can  *first time
Kelly    DNF  10-03-08     Impromptu Beer Mile 2: The Champion's Drinking Game  Conway, AR 0   
Keyless Entry    DNF  04-16-05     2005 G-Spot H3 Beer Mile  Greensboro, NC 4 F 30 Mike's Hard Lemonade, from bottle  
KNOBGOBLIN    19:14.0  09-02-07     NVHHH BEER MILE  State College, PA M 0 Budweiser, from can  
KnobGoblin    24:48.0  09-06-04     2004 NVHHH Beer Mile  State College, PA 17 M 0 From can  ex-track coach
Kyle "Kugs"    9:14.0  01-06-08     New Years Beer Mile  Jacksonville, FL 4 M 21 Budweiser, from can  Sick but still did it. What a champ
kyle converse    17:30.0  10-16-05     steamboat run for breast cancer  Steamboat Springs, CO 2 M 27 keystone light, from can  still holds track record, only puker on this lovely night
Kylem    7:58.0  05-24-08     Inaugural Tauranga Domain Beer Mile  Tauranga, New Zealand M 0 VB, from can  Out of towner doin well
Mikayla "Puker"    17:51.0  11-02-08     3rd Annual Halloween Beer Mile  Madison, WI F 0 MGD Light, from can  Blessed the track 4 Times
Moose Knuckle    10:21.0  02-22-07     Corvallis H3 1st Beermile  Corvallis, OR 3 M 24 Highlife, from can  First Beermile
sean clark "Mr Anderson"    11:52.0  10-16-05     steamboat run for breast cancer  Steamboat Springs, CO 1 M 27 natural light, from can  first time and first place
TestiTickle    21:57.0  12-21-04     1st Annual Dave Smart Beer Mile  Victoria, BC F 0   
Zack "The Italian" (From Italy)   11:40.0  08-14-07     Port Jefferson Beer Mile  Port Jefferson, NY 8 M 19 Bud Light, from can  
Kellie "I don't know your last name" ????   DNF  09-09-08     1st Annual Boulevard Beer Mile  Knoxville, TN 1 F 20 Natural Light, from can  
Drinks Like A Girl   13:17.0  05-30-08     Hogans Hash House Harriers  Toronto, ON M 0 Moosehead, from can  
Tom Ackley   9:45.0  05-14-03     2nd Bi-Annual Whitewater Beer Mile  Whitewater, WI 6 M 20 Milwaukee's Best Ice, from can  
Nathan "pito" Aikele   9:20.0  05-06-06     Naked Beer Mile  Kennewick, WA M 24 everclear, from cup  crossed finishline holding hands with joey conway
Mark Aldham   16:44.0  09-28-07     Skule(TM) Rugby Rookie Beer Mile  Toronto, ON 16 M 0 From can  
Mark Aldham   21:51.0  04-01-06     Inaugural Skule(tm) rugby beermile  Toronto, ON M 0 Molson Canadian, from can  Penalty Lap
Mark Aldham   21:51.0  04-01-06     Inaugural Skule(TM) Rugby Beer Mile  Toronto, ON 18 M 20 Canadian, from can  :33,:100,:96,:111,:310,:92,:353,:102,:114 penalty lap
Wes Alkin   19:14.0  08-06-02     University of Arkansas Beer Mile  Fayetteville, AR 6 0   
Nate Alsobrook   12:12.0  05-03-97     1997 Bowdoin College Chunder Mile  Brunswick, ME 6 M 0   
Mark "Beault" Archambeault   21:43.0  08-22-01     Inaugural Canatara Beach Beer Mile  Sarnia, ON 18 M 20 Stroh's, from can  
Mark Arsenault   14:24.0  08-12-95     Kingston Classic VII  Kingston, ON 5 M 0   
Mark Arsenault   14:25.0  04-07-00     6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer Mile  Kingston, ON 24 M 0   
Mark Arsenault   14:39.0  08-09-97     Kingston Classic IX  Kingston, ON 10 M 0   
Mark Arsenault   14:45.0  03-31-96     1995 Kingston Spring Beer Mile  Kingston, ON 7 M 0   
Mark Arsenault   16:16.0  09-16-00     Nigel Gray Stag Beer Mile  Toronto, ON 11 M 0   
Mark Arsenault   17:24.0  08-21-99     Kingston Classic XI  Kingston, ON 7 M 0   
Mark Arsenault   19:10.0  08-08-98     Kingston Classic X  Kingston, ON 27 M 0   
Mark Arsenault   20:19.1  08-24-96     Kingston Classic VIII  Kingston, ON 20 M 0   
Mike "The Crankin' Sri Lankan" Arulgnanendran   DNF  08-12-06     1st Annual WVTC Beer Mile  San Francisco, CA 1 M 22 Siera, Heiny, from bottle  
Allen Atkinson   10:58.0  12-25-01     Island Road Racers Christmas Beer Mile  Victoria, BC 11 M 0   
Leslie Averbeck   11:29.0  12-04-08     Silicon Valley Beer Mile 2008  Los Gatos CA 68 F 28   
Mike Bailey   7:59.0  11-12-05     The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer Mile  London, ON 4 M 0 Laker Lager, from can  
Malcolm Balk   25:53.0  08-11-01     2001 World Beer Mile Championships  Edmonton, AB M 0   Quebec/Great Britain
Kim Ball   18:15.0  04-13-07     12th Annual B.S.D. Beer Mile  Calgary, AB F 0   2nd Lady
Kaere Ballman   12:04.0  12-18-07     4th Annual Dave Smart Beer Mile  Victoria, BC 45 F 23 Granville Island Winter Ale, from bottle  
Darryl Bank   DNF  04-08-05     Queen's University Beer Mile 2005  Kingston, ON 4 M 0 From can  
Will "Token" Banks   6:10.8  11-29-02     Thanksgiving Beermile open  Pueblo, CO 1 M 0 Keystone, from can  
Daniil Baranovsky   9:59.0  03-29-98     Wesleyan Double-Header Part II  Middletown, CT 3 M 21 Budweiser, from can  2nd BM of the night
Erik Bartleson   5:45.0  05-07-05     2005 Graduates/Post Conf. BeerMile  Platteville, WI 3 M 21 IceHouse, from bottle  :11,:65,:19,:70,:20,:68,:22,:67
Erik Bartleson   6:14.0  05-30-04     2004 post-nationals  Platteville, WI 2 M 20 IceHouse, from bottle  :16,:67,:24,:71,:30,:69,:31,:66
Erik Bartleson   6:41.1  05-08-04     2004 Graduates/Post Conf. BeerMile  Platteville, WI 2 M 20 IceHouse, from bottle  :15,:69,:30,:69,:33,:72,:45,:67
Erik Bartleson   8:37.0  03-27-04     Platteville Outdoor's Preseason Open  Platteville, WI 1 M 20 IceHouse, from bottle  bootleg: 7:18 through 4 laps
Nikolajs Batarags   7:14.0  11-20-06     Colby XC 4th Annual Beer Mile Championship  Waterville, ME 1 M 18 Budweiser, from can  Dominate Freshman Championship
Krista Beddoes-English   8:36.0  08-11-01     2001 World Beer Mile Championships  Edmonton, AB 10 F 0   
Jill Bekaert   13:17.0  12-02-07     2007 Inaugural NC Triangle BeerMile  Cary, NC F 0 Miller Lite, from can  
Karen Belfall   15:41.0  04-01-06     5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario Championships)  Waterloo, ON 39 F 18 Labatt Blue, from can  Rookie, game-time switch to beer
Tamyka "Tank Girl" Bell   21:38.0  01-26-07     Queensland Beer Mile Championship  Brisbane, Australia 8 F 26 Tooheys Dry, from bottle  Great warm up for WS100(1st Aussie Woman EVER to Finish).
Tamyka "Tank Girl" Bell   21:38.0  01-26-07     THE BEER MILE CHAMPIONSHIP  Brisbane Australia 9 F 26 Tooheys Dry, from bottle  3min51sec faster
Tamyka "Tank Girl" Bell   25:29.0  01-26-06     The Brisbane Beer Mile Championship  Brisbane, Australia 25 F 25 XXXX Bitter, from can  375ml/4.8%
Erik "Longeuil" Bellefleur   13:06.0  11-15-08     McGill fall beermile  Montreal, PQ 8 M 0 Heineken, from can  penalty lap
Kate Bickle   DNF  04-01-06     5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario Championships)  Waterloo, ON 45 F 21 Alexander Keith's India Pale Ale, from can  DQ - Traded beers/poured out
Kate Bickle   DNF  03-19-05     4th Annual Spring K-W BM (The Polar KWBMile)  Waterloo, ON 23 F 20 Molson Canadian, from can  DQ - Refused to do penalty lap
Kelly Bierwerth   21:57.0  09-10-05     Morris Firestorm Open  Morris, MN 3 F 22 Miller Genuine Draft, from can  
Mark (Memory Palace) Bjornson   9:45.0  12-09-06     1st Annual BHSU Beer Mile  Spearfish, SD M 19 nothing illegal, from can  smiled the entire way
Reid Black   10:30.0  04-02-03     The First Annual Western Spring Beer Mile - Men  London, ON 9 M 20 Old Milwaukee, from can  Captain of the 'B' Squad
Reid Black   11:32.0  10-16-02     The First Annual Western Fall Beer Mile - Men  London, ON 8 M 19 Stroh's, from can  I need a haircut
Adam Blackadder   7:07.0  04-05-97     3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer Mile  Kingston, ON 9 M 0   
Adam Blackadder   8:09.0  04-04-98     4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer Mile  Kingston, ON 7 M 0   
Adam Blackadder   10:54.0  11-15-97     2nd Annual Kingston Fall Beer Mile  Kingston, ON 10 M 0   
Rory Blackadder   8:17.0  03-26-99     5th Annual Kingston Spring Beer Mile  Kingston, ON 6 0   
Rory Blackadder   10:27.0  11-17-00     Fifth Annual Kingston Fall Beer Mile  Kingston, ON 5 0   
Rory Blackadder   12:19.0  11-27-99     Fourth Annual Kingston Fall Beer Mile  Kingston, ON 8 0   
Rory Blackadder   13:48.0  04-05-97     3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer Mile  Kingston, ON 33 0   
Rory Blackadder   22:46.0  11-20-98     3rd Annual Kingston Fall Beer Mile  Kingston, ON 16 0   
Brian "Ape" Blackburn   10:28.2  12-05-01     dukes beer mile  greensburg, Pa 8 M 0 Beast, from can  
Andrew Blackett   22:38.0  12-19-06     Third Annual Dave Smart Tribute Beer Mile  Victoria, BC 54 M 0 Okanagan Springs, from can  
Darryl "Rattlesnake" Blackport   DNF  04-07-06     Queen's University Beer Mile 2006  Kingston, ON 4 M 0 Canadian, from can  
Ian Blenkhorn   12:12.0  09-06-96     1st Dalhousie Beer Mile  Halifax, NS 7 M 0   
Carl Blickle   7:16.0  05-20-06     3rd Annual Salisbury Beer Mile  Salisbury, MD M 0 Natty Light, from can  
Andrew "Triple Bock" Block   7:38.0  12-31-05     Encinitas Beer Mile  Encinitas, CA 11 M 36 Miller Genuine Draft, from can  
Kyle "little dicky" Blodgett   9:04.0  05-06-06     Naked Beer Mile  Kennewick, WA M 23 everclear, from cup  drank 2 cups at last station
Jeff Bookwalter   10:31.0  08-15-03     The Team Stampede Beer Mile  Missoula, MT 13 29 From can  
Kevin "Snatch" Borrelli   7:18.6  12-05-01     dukes beer mile  greensburg, Pa 3 M 0 Beast, from can  
Kyle "waterfall" Botti   10:13.0  04-29-05     1st annual Nova Beer Mile  Davie, FL 3 M 18 Bud Light, from can  how do u drink 4 beers and puke up a 12 pack
Mike Brandell   9:03.9  08-12-06     1st Annual WVTC Beer Mile  San Francisco, CA 6 M 2 Redhook ESB, from bottle  5.8%!
Michael "Jimmy" Bridenbeck   9:00.0  05-14-02     Western Oregon University Beer Mile 2002  Monmouth, OR 7 M 0 From can  
Ryan Brockerville   8:47.2  09-22-07     Gant's Beer Mile  Vancouver, BC M 18 Kokanee, from can  Newfie
Simon Bucknell   8:24.0  12-09-06     3rd Annual Houston Vs. Lamar Beer Mile  Houston, TX M 0 Budweiser, from can  
Mike Bulger   29:30.0  11-08-08     Western Rowing Fall Beer Mile -08  London, ON 0 Labatt Blue, from can  
Danielle "CUNT" Bunklemen   34:05.0  06-25-05     Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers Shiggy Beer Mile 2005  Spring Lake, NC 4 F 0   
Lucas "brown bear" Burke   6:17.5  10-17-06     2006 Annapolis Beer Mile  Annapolis, MD 1 M 21 miller's light, from can  
Mark "Representing the Rowers" Busterfield   12:31.0  11-08-08     Peterborough Beer Mile Fall 2008  Peterborough, ON 6 M 22 Coors, from can  
Patrick Butler   6:22.1  05-12-98     Graduation Special  Middletown, CT 2 M 21 Budweiser, from can  
Patrick "Dirty Pat" Butler   6:42.0  04-18-98     NESCAC Championships I  Amherst, MA 5 M 0   Wesleyan
Patrick "Cold Turkey" Butler   7:00.0  08-29-01     Hanscom Showdown  South Pasadena, CA 1 M 0 Budweiser, from can  short course
Patrick Butler   7:01.0  03-17-98     Wesleyan IM Championships  Middletown, CT 1 M 21 St. Pauli Girl, from bottle  
Patrick Butler   7:07.0  11-22-97     1997 Wesleyan Winter Championships  Middletown, CT 1 M 21 Budweiser, from can  
Patrick Butler   7:07.0  04-11-98     1998 Wesleyan Championships  Middletown, CT 1 M 21 Miller Genuine Draft Gold, from can  
Patrick Butler   7:09.0  03-14-98     15 Fountain Invitational  Middletown, CT 1 M 21 Miller Genuine Draft Gold, from can  
Patrick "The Patriarch" Butler   7:24.0  04-01-01     Beverly Hills Open I  Hollywood, CA 1 M 24 Budweiser, from can  
Patrick Butler   7:46.0  02-28-98     J. Elmer Swanson Invite  Middletown, CT 1 M 21 Coors, from can  
Patrick Butler   8:23.0  04-17-99     NESCAC Championships II  Amherst, MA 2 M 22 Guinness 16 oz., from can  
Patrick Butler   8:52.0  03-29-98     Wesleyan Double-Header Part II  Middletown, CT 2 M 21 Dos Equis XX, from bottle  With steeplechase barriers and water pit, 2nd BM of the night
Patrick Butler   9:12.0  05-05-96     95-96 Wesleyan Championships  Middletown, CT 1 M 19 Pabst Blue Ribbon, from bottle  
Patrick "Lovepump" Butler   99:29.0  11-07-95     Wesleyan T-Shirt Run  Middletown, CT 9 M 19 T-shirt  50 laps
Patrick Butler   DNF  03-29-98     Wesleyan Double-Header Part I  Middletown, CT 4 M 21   
Patrick Butler   DNF  12-03-97     1st Annual Ben & Jerry's 4x4  Middletown, CT 6 M 21 Ice Cream  3 pints, 2.25 miles
Non-Skidski Butt Plug   10:47.0  07-26-08     30 Pack Prelube Beer Mile  Tucson, AZ 5 M 0 Heineken, from can  it's about 1.6 km for the Russian's fans out there
Non-Skidski Buttplug   10:31.0  12-25-08     3rd Annual Tucson Xmas Beer Mile  Tucson, AZ 4 M 0 From can  
Mike Callaghan   7:40.0  08-10-03     3rd Annual Beach Beer Mile  Sarnia, ON 1 M 23 Carlsberg, from can  jean shorts, KISS t-shirt
Mike Callaghan   7:40.0  08-10-03     3rd Annual Canatara Beach Beer Mile  Sarnia, ON 1 M 23 Carlsberg, from can  jean shorts, KISS t-shirt
Mike Callaghan   8:25.0  08-17-02     2nd Annual Beach Beer Mile  Sarnia, ON 1 M 22 Export, from can  ran last 100 metres naked
Mike Callaghan   9:33.0  08-05-06     6th Annual Canatara Beach Beer Mile  Sarnia, ON 3 M 27 Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can  (Penalty) Flew in from Namibia for race
Mike Callaghan   10:08.0  06-03-05     The Welcome Back Kurt Beer Mile on Shelly's Birthday  Edmonton, AB M 25 Guinness, from can  king cans
Mike "Cam-Dog" Camilleri   9:45.0  05-06-02     THE Annual 6Pack Mile  Lower Michigan, MI 1 M 22 Busch Light, from can  Beat field by over 1min, never puked until 5min. later.
Mikael "Sweden" Cars   7:14.0  12-04-08     Silicon Valley Beer Mile 2008  Los Gatos CA 48 M 35   
Mikael Cars   7:42.0  12-06-05     2005 Silicon Valley Beer Mile  Los Gatos CA 9 M 32 From can  
Mikael Cars   7:55.0  11-22-06     2006 Silicon Valley Beer Mile  Los Gatos CA M 31   
Ben "Dark Horse" Clark   12:29.0  05-17-08     First Annual Steamboat Miracle Mile  Steamboat Springs, CO 3 M 0 Busch, from can  Nice fro!
Doug Clark   6:40.0  12-28-08     6th Annual New Jersey Beermile Championships  Morris County, NJ 2 M 40 Bass, from bottle  
Doug Clark   6:55.0  12-30-07     5th Annual New Jersey Beermile Championships  Morris County, NJ 1 M 39 John Courage, from bottle  
Doug Clark   7:02.0  12-18-04     2nd Annual New Jersey Beermile Championships  Morris County, NJ 1 M 36 John Courage, from bottle  
Doug Clark   7:15.0  12-18-05     3rd Annual New Jersey Beermile Championships  Morris County, NJ 2 M 37 John Courage, from bottle  
Doug Clark   7:16.0  12-17-06     4th Annual New Jersey Beermile Championships  Morris County, NJ 3 M 38 Bass, from bottle  United Kingdom
Doug Clark   8:08.1  12-20-03     1st Annual New Jersey Beermile Championships  Morris County, NJ 1 M 35 Budweiser, from can  
Halden Clark   8:09.0  04-28-07     2nd Annual Fort Collins Beer Mile  Fort Collins, CO 5 M 25   Improvement from last year. "I felt better with every beer!"
Halden Clark   8:34.0  04-29-06     Fort Collins Original Beer Mile  Fort Collins, CO M 23 Lost lake, from can  Clydesdale champion (200lbs). Interested in competing in the Pump and run beer mile world championships (if they exist)
Jeff Clark   9:14.0  11-17-07     Chicago Beer Mile III  Chicago, IL 11 M 0 Budweiser, from can  
Jeff Clark   10:31.0  11-12-05     Chicagoland Beer Mile Invitational  Chicago, IL M 31 Budweiser, from can  
Jeff Clark   DNF  12-02-06     Chicago Beer Mile v2.0  Chicago, IL 3 M 0   
Jim Clark   16:36.0  12-21-04     1st Annual Dave Smart Beer Mile  Victoria, BC M 0   
Kevin Clark   DNF  03-18-07     1st Annual Etown Beer Mile  Elizabethtown, Pa M 20   
Marshall Clark   DNF  10-20-02     Bozeman Beer race  Bozeman, MT 2 M 20 Keystone Light, from can  
Nate Clark   9:52.7  05-18-04     Spring into Summer 3k  Niagra Falls, NY 12 0   
Noel Clark   11:41.0  04-17-03     8th Annual B.S.D. Beer Mile  Calgary, AB 11 M 0   
Roy Clark   12:49.0  12-20-05     2nd Annual Dave Smart Beer Mile  Victoria, BC M 0 From can  
Roy Clark   18:16.0  12-21-04     1st Annual Dave Smart Beer Mile  Victoria, BC M 0   
Sean Clark   7:00.0  12-19-06     Third Annual Dave Smart Tribute Beer Mile  Victoria, BC 3 M 0 Labatts Blue, from can  
Sean "not Clarke" Clark   7:28.0  06-16-05     SOL Beer Mile Summer Series #1  Upper Moreland, PA 6 M 19 Yuengling, from bottle  
Sean Clark   8:43.0  09-30-05     7th Annual Gemini Beer Mile  Vancouver, BC M 0 From can  Puke!
Steve Clark   DNF  05-16-07     DePauw Twilight  Greencastle, IN M 19 Natural Light, from can  Marv's got the best of him!
Dalia "Big D" Clarke   15:50.0  03-27-05     FIU Spring Break - Return of the Goot a.k.a. (the gouch)  Miami, FL 11 F 21 Bud Light, from bottle  1st female finisher in South Florida Circuit
Matt Clarke   8:33.0  03-18-05     Eng. Phys. March Beer Mile  Main Mall, UBC, Vancouver, BC 4 M 23   
Mike Clarke   10:57.0  12-23-97     Island Road Racers 1st Annual Christmas  Victoria, BC 7 M 0   
Sean Clarke   7:35.0  12-31-04     1st Annual New Years Eve Beer Mile  Vancouver, BC 10 M 35 Canadian, from can  NSA
Tammy Clarke   DNF  05-04-07     Takapuna Harriers Inaugural Beer Mile  Northcote, Auckland 16 F 0 Babycham, from bottle  DSQ - Tampered with (undersized) drinks
Mike Clavill   9:33.0  12-04-08     Silicon Valley Beer Mile 2008  Los Gatos CA 63 M 0   
Mike Clayville   8:06.0  11-21-07     2007 Silicon Valley Beer Mile  Los Gatos CA 13 M 0 From can  
Keith Clement   10:38.0  01-04-05     ABITA New Orleans Winter 2005 Beer Mile  New Orleans, LA 31 M 0 IceHouse, from bottle  
Keith Clement   12:24.0  06-21-05     New Orleans Summer Beer Mile  New Orleans, LA 38 M 0   
Kevin Clement   11:44.0  01-04-05     ABITA New Orleans Winter 2005 Beer Mile  New Orleans, LA 44 M 0 IceHouse, from bottle  
Kevin Clement   12:24.0  06-21-05     New Orleans Summer Beer Mile  New Orleans, LA 37 M 0   
Franklin Cochese   8:13.0  11-17-07     Chicago Beer Mile III  Chicago, IL 5 M 0 Budweiser, from can  
Kaley Cochrane   24:03.0  04-14-06     Freddy Beach Beer Mile  Fredericton, NB 11 F 0 From can  
Bill "Moker" Cocks   7:54.3  08-08-03     Who knew Swimmers could run?  Peterborough, ON 1 M 19 Canadian Ice, from can  Rookie Mile, huge dong
Mark Colpoys   10:58.0  11-12-05     Chicagoland Beer Mile Invitational  Chicago, IL M 40 Budweiser, from can  
Mark Conelly   13:24.0  08-08-98     Kingston Classic X  Kingston, ON 15 M 0   
Mike "Skinny" Conlon   15:56.0  09-22-05     Wallace Birthday Beermile  New York, NY 26 M 0 Budweiser, from can  
Kyle Converse   11:33.0  04-26-05     Full Moon Mile  Steamboat Springs, CO 3 M 0 Keystone, from can  Old man wins
Michael Cook   19:00.0  07-01-08     Run for Liqueur  Toronto, ON 20 M 0 Steam Whistle, from bottle  Drank 3 pints of beer before race.
Bill Crooks   18:12.0  07-11-97     Tallahassee Beer Mile  Tallahassee, FL 22 M 0   
Mike Cullingham   27:44.0  04-16-98     3rd Annual B.S.D. Beer Mile  Calgary, AB 8 M 0   
Jill Cwik   11:22.0  11-17-07     Chicago Beer Mile III  Chicago, IL 22 F 0 Budweiser, from can  
Dave "Thunderwolf" Cybulski   5:52.0  03-17-07     1st Annual Saint Patrick's Day Beer Mile  Thunder Bay, ON 10 M 22 Keiths, from can  Another well earned PB, and the debut of the year for Dave took his PB down 8 seconds
Dave "The Thunderwolf" Cybulski   6:00.0  07-29-06     Forest City Beer Mile - Summer Tuneup  London, ON M 21 Keith's, from can  Must be one of the fastest debuts ever.
Kendall Daigle   13:40.0  01-04-05     ABITA New Orleans Winter 2005 Beer Mile  New Orleans, LA 48 M 0 Abita Amber, from bottle  
Kathy Daniels   15:05.0  11-17-07     Chicago Beer Mile III  Chicago, IL 30 F 0 Budweiser, from can  
Kathy Daniels   15:33.0  12-02-06     Chicago Beer Mile v2.0  Chicago, IL 34 F 0 Budweiser, from can  
Kelly "Circus Bear" David   11:25.0