| Name | Time | Date | Race | Location | Place | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes |
| Kelly "fuck! I would've won if I hadn't puked" Warner | 12:23.0 | 12-31-04 | New Year's Eve Pre-funk | Bellingham, WA | 2 | F | 20 | Coors, from can | Puked with 3/4 a lap to go. |

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