Mr. Pink

Notable Beer Miling Performances

Official Performance Drinking Laker #3 #5
Official Performance Drinking Zlatý Bažant #1
Official Performance Drinking Puntigamer 5% #1


30 total entries found:

Name Time Date Race Age Beer Notes
Mr. Pink 15:29 6-Sep-2004 State College, PA
2004 NVHHH Beer Mile
new boot
Mr. Pink's Brother 46:53 12-Jul-2013 Toronto, ON
SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #4
32 From Can Laker Airtight, you can now feel better about yourself
Mr. Pink 5:56 11-Dec-2015 Bratislava, Slovakia
SwordfishHHH International Invitational V
35 From Bottle Sierra Nevada Pale Ale PB: MAINLAND EUROPE KINGSTON RULES RECORD! (When BM compliant 355ml beer costs 10x a 500ml beer and you have to go to another country to get it, you push it.) (This cost $40, do not tell his girlfriend)
Mr. Pink 6:37 18-Jan-2014 Toronto, ON
SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.3
33 From Can Laker PB! 3rd BM in 5 days. Two previous on Tallboys, followed by 355ml celebratory beers convinced him of possibilities. Absolutely flat out, worse leg pain than only 10k race the next day.
Mr. Pink 6:38 26-Nov-2014 Vienna, Austria
SwordfishHHH International Invitational II
34 From Can Ottakringer Breaks own Austrian National Record. 330mls though with no extra gulp. (Apparently worth about 10 seconds v 355s)
Mr. Pink 6:38 24-Nov-2015 Bratislava, Slovakia
SwordfishHHH International IV
35 From Bottle Zlatý Bažant 12% National record (Slovakia's first ever Beer Mile) Lost PB to a lace tie.
Mr. Pink 6:47 3-Oct-2014 Vienna, Austria
SwordfishHHH International Invitational I
34 From Can Ottakringer 5.2% Austrian national record.
Mr. Pink 6:48 12-Jul-2013 Toronto, ON
SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #4
33 From Can Laker VERY near puke multiple times, spent 10 mins after finishing hunched over storm drain
Mr. Pink 7:01 14-Jun-2013 Toronto, ON
SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #3
33 From Can Laker (Finally) a Hogtown H4 record
Mr. Pink 7:20 9-Aug-2013 Toronto, ON
SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #5
33 From Can Laker First non-PB. Coming ever closer to puking
Mr. Pink 7:33 31-May-2013 Toronto, ON
SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #2 / Hogan's H3 #403
32 From Can Laker Not a H4 record
Mr. Pink 7:46 11-Oct-2013 Toronto, ON
SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #6
33 From Can Laker Almost lost undefeated streak because of busting a 12k Strava segement. First time not leading a Beer Mile
Mr. Pink 7:54 10-May-2013 Toronto, ON
SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #1
32 From Can Keith's IPA
Mr. Pink 7:58 21-Jan-2014 Toronto, ON
SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.4
33 From Can Red Racer WR: Sub -20°C, WR: Sub 0°F, WR: Red Racer. Picked 6.5% beer to aid non-freezing. Both Beer 3 & 4 at least partially slush, which he's blaming for double near vomit. Red Racer is not Beer Mile beer! 4th BM in 8 days.
Mr. Pink 8:09 13-May-2017 Bratislava, Slovakia
SwordfishHHH Invitational IX
36 From Bottle Tesco Ale 5.2% 1st in a long time post knee-ARGH injury. Felt so good to be back (not in race, obviously)
Mr. Pink 8:22 13-Dec-2013 Toronto, ON
SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #9
33 From Can Laker Only non-PB, somewhat incredibly given the frigidness. Reclaims BM crown - several moments threatening to be horizontal on icy curves
Mr. Pink 8:39 6-May-2015 Vienna, Austria
SwordfishHHH International Invitational III
34 From Can Ottakringer A long way to go post-surgery
Mr. Pink 8:47 24-Jan-2014 Toronto, ON
SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.6
33 From Can Laker Thought he was much quicker. First Puke in mouth on Beer #3
Mr. Pink 8:53 8-Nov-2013 Toronto, ON
SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #7
33 From Can Laker Lost perfect record the way he would have wanted. Not trying but pushing Sheldon just enough to ensure new victor spent post-race in the bushes while Pink downed the rest of the beer
Mr. Pink 8:57 13-Feb-2016 Bratislava, Slovakia
SwordfishHHH International Invitational VIII: Bratislava
From Bottle Zlaty Bazant 5% Forgot to change into his runners. 1:14 1st lap (and beer). Puked immediately on finish. May have gone out a little too hard...
Mr. Pink 9:07 22-Jan-2014 Toronto, ON
SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.5
33 From Can Laker 473ml Why in the living fuck did I not use my go to BM beer in my first 2 Tallboy Mile attempts? VERY nearly quit on beer #3. As far as we can tell, Tallboy WR
Mr. Pink 9:59 10-Jan-2014 Toronto, ON
SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10
33 From Can Laker Hadn't slept for more than 30 hours at start of BM, fell into drain on back straight
Mr. Pink 9:59 30-Jan-2016 Prague, Czech Republic
SwordfishHHH International Invitational VII: Prague H3
From Can Puntigamer 5% Travelled 850km to do a Beer Mile at the time he normally gets up. It showed...
Mr. Pink 10:11 14-Jan-2014 Toronto, ON
SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.1 (Solo Tallboys)
33 From Can Canadian 473ml Solo tall boy attempt. Track frozen, so ran 16x110 yards on Canadian football track. Switchbacks didn't help.
Mr. Pink 10:11 17-Jan-2014 Toronto, ON
SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.2
33 From Can Canadian 473ml
Mr. Pink 15:25 11-Dec-2015 Bratislava, Slovakia
SwordfishHHH International Invitational V
35 From Bottle Staropramen First ever BM vomit approximately 100ml into beer 5. Also beer 7. Also on finishing. And way home. Lost 2 mins (?) putting gloves and warm clothes on on lap 6 after going aero for BM1
Mr. Pink 15:42 6-Dec-2013 Toronto, ON
SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #8
33 From Can Laker Paced winner to 6:02 3 beers/3 laps split. Technical DQ for not drinking beers/running laps in right order. For those who speculated if stockpiling beers into one lap would help, it doesn't. It is grotesque.
Mr. Pink 17:58 25-Dec-2015 Bratislava, Slovakia
SwordfishHHH International Invitational VI (Xmas Edition)
35 From Bottle Zlatý Bažant 500mls. Committed huge mistake treating them like small beers, blew up on lap 1 (still in HUGE pain from sub-6) and never recovered. But how else would you spend 1am on Dec 25?
Mr. Pink 21:21 11-Dec-2015 Bratislava, Slovakia
SwordfishHHH International Invitational V
35 From Bottle Sierra Nevada/Staropramen Came pysched for double BM record. But the Double Beer Mile is hell. Never EVER again.
Mr. Pink 23:52 24-Jan-2014 Toronto, ON
SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.6
33 From Can Laker Double Mile: Fuck the double Beer Mile. Walked the last lap. The purest vision of hell seen since he was last in Wales.