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Notable Beer Miling Performances

#28, #38, #72, #79, #101, #147, #147  All-time Official World Record Performance
#28, #38  All-time Official Male Performance
#38  All-time Official Female Performance
#12, #17, #29, #33, #50, #88  Official American Performance
#19, #52, #79  Official Australian Performance
#9  Official Grand Masters (50+) Performance
#19  Official Masters (30+) Performance
#44  Official Province of British Colombia, Canada Performance
#11, #22, #35, #41  Official Province of Manitoba, Canada Performance
#4  Official State of Colorado Performance
#2, #8, #11, #11, #15, #39, #48  Official State of Connecticut Performance
#7, #42  Official State of Florida Performance
#3, #10  Official State of Idaho Performance
#26  Official State of Illinois Performance
#37  Official State of Kentucky Performance
#2, #12, #29, #32, #46  Official State of Louisiana Performance
#2, #3  Official State of Maine Performance
#7, #16, #37  Official State of Massachusetts Performance
#1, #5  Official State of Missouri Performance
#35  Official State of Montana Performance
#44  Official State of New Jersey Performance
#31, #37  Official State of New York Performance
#9  Official State of North Carolina Performance
#1, #7  Official State of North Dakota Performance
#12, #20  Official State of Ohio Performance
#22  Official State of Oregon Performance
#30, #47  Official State of Pennsylvania Performance
#13  Official State of South Dakota Performance
#12  Official State of Tennessee Performance
#31, #33  Official State of Texas Performance
#16  Official State of Virginia Performance
#4, #7, #15  Official State of Washington Performance
#37  Official State of Wisconsin Performance
#11, #19  Official 1998 Performance
#5  Official 2004 Performance
#4, #10  Official 2005 Performance
#4  Official 2006 Performance
#2  Official 2008 Performance
#11  Official Performance Drinking Budweiser
#1, #3, #4, #14  Official Performance Drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon
#8  Official Performance Drinking Coors
#10  Official Performance Drinking Coors Light
#2, #11, #26, #29  Official Performance Drinking Abita Amber
#24  Official Performance Drinking Export
#8, #13  Official Performance Drinking Lucky
#4  Official Performance Drinking Stroh's
#8  Official Performance Drinking Milwaukee's Best Ice
#1  Official Performance Drinking Heineken
#4  Official Performance Drinking Keiths
#1, #2  Official Performance Drinking Coors Original
#23  Official Performance Drinking Laker Lager
#15, #16, #17  Official Performance Drinking Premo
#14  Official Performance Drinking Milwaukee's Best
#16  Official Performance Drinking Yuengling
#6  Official Performance Drinking Budwieser
#17  Official Performance Drinking Dr. Tims Traditional Ale
#4, #9  Official Performance Drinking Tooheys Dry
#5  Official Performance Drinking Granville Island
#3  Official Performance Drinking Mickeys Big Mouth
#2  Official Performance Drinking Okanagan Spring Pale Ale
#1, #2  Official Performance Drinking Miller Genuine Draft Gold
#3  Official Performance Drinking nothing illegal
#4  Official Performance Drinking Granville Island Lager
#2  Official Performance Drinking beast ice
#1  Official Performance Drinking Coors Orig
#4  Official Performance Drinking Lighthouse Race Rocks
#2  Official Performance Drinking Old Milwakee
#1  Official Performance Drinking OK Spring Pale Ale
#1  Official Performance Drinking Dos Equis XX
#1  Official Performance Drinking St. Pauli Girl
#1  Official Performance Drinking Original Coors
#1  Official Performance Drinking Rickards White Ale
#1  Official Performance Drinking Milwakee Ice


270 total entries found:

NameTime Date Race Location Place Sex  Age   Beer  Notes
Analphalactic Cock    18:10.0  04-07-07     2007 G-Spot H3 Beer Mile  Greensboro, NC 5 M 26 Busch Light, from can  
Ass Spelunker    9:30.0  04-15-06     2006 G-Spot H3 Beer Mile  Greensboro, NC 2 M 27 Pabst Blue Ribbon, from keg  
Ass Spelunker    11:39.0  04-16-05     2005 G-Spot H3 Beer Mile  Greensboro, NC 10 M 25 Pabst Blue Ribbon, from keg  
Bumpfuck    DNF  02-22-07     Corvallis H3 1st Beermile  Corvallis, OR 1 M 39 Highlife, from can  Has common sense
Captain Hook "CH"    14:07.0  08-26-06     1st Annual LA/Long Beach Hash Beermile  CSU Long Beach 17 M 52 Miller Genuine Draft, from can  Sprinted to finish, then passed out in car
Chipmunk "Chipmunk"    11:05.0  12-18-06     Awaiting of the Secret  Miami, FL 5 M 19 Budweiser, from can  Black award, Penalty Lap
Mr. Pink    15:29.0  09-06-04     2004 NVHHH Beer Mile  State College, PA 9 M 0 From can  new boot
PereStroker    8:00.0  08-01-03     D.C. Area Hash Beer Mile  Washington, DC 3 M 0 Miller Lite, from can  
Pork Screw    13:55.0  09-06-04     2004 NVHHH Beer Mile  State College, PA 7 M 0 From can  
Premature Mortifuckation    26:23.0  05-03-08     2008 Anarchy H3 Beer Mile  New Bern, NC 4 M 26 Coors Light, from can  First time ever shot gunning a beer. Drank six beers
Prick Her Bush    35:00.0  09-03-06     2006 Inaugural Onslow County H3 / Anarchy H3 Beer Mile  Emerald Isle, NC 6 F 0 Coors Light, from can  Had to drive all the drunks home afterwards!!
Puck You    34:37.0  08-12-06     2006 Carolina Trash H3 Shiggy Beer Mile  Raeford, NC 7 F 0 Milwaukee's Best Ice, from can  
Pukey Spice    26:06.0  04-12-08     2008 G-Spot H3 Beer Mile  Greensboro, NC 5 F 29 Busch Light, from can  Drank 1 beer per lap and chugged remaining beers after run complete
Stinky Pinky    24:00.0  09-03-06     2006 Inaugural Onslow County H3 / Anarchy H3 Beer Mile  Emerald Isle, NC 3 M 0 Coors Light, from can  
Tour de Puke    9:48.0  09-06-04     2004 NVHHH Beer Mile  State College, PA 1 M 0 From can  (Harrisburg-Hershey HHH)
Joe "MIGHTY G" Parks   9:25.0  11-22-06     PRE-THANSKGIVING BEER MILE  New York, NY 2 M 18 Bud Light, from bottle  Forgot his backpack so had to run in Uptowns and Jeans.. A very good effort for a first timer.. btw joe also ran with his fly open.. He tried taking his pants off on the last lap but failed
1 PINK 2 STINK   12:46.0  09-02-07     NVHHH BEER MILE  State College, PA M 0 COORS, from can  
Johnston-Peck Aaron   10:28.0  08-10-04     Bay Village Rockets Rumble  Bay Village, OH 2 M 0 Natural Ice, from can  Penalty Lap
Patrick Beauchesne   21:27.0  04-10-07     2nd Annual Ottawa Classic  Ottawa, ON 4 M 22 Labbat's Blue, from can  
Stephen "Sausage Vendor" Becker   8:07.7  03-29-03     NESCAC Intra-Squad Qualifier  Middletown, CT 4 M 19 Miller High Life, from can  
Stephen "Sausage Vendor" Becker   8:44.0  05-22-04     Graduation Special 2004  Middletown, CT M 21 Miller High Life, from can  
Stephan Bernick   10:45.0  01-04-05     ABITA New Orleans Winter 2005 Beer Mile  New Orleans, LA 35 M 0 Abita Amber, from bottle  
Stephan Bernick   13:13.0  06-01-04     New Orleans Spring Beer Mile  New Orleans, LA 28 M 0   
Patrick "P-Binne" Binne   8:59.0  03-17-07     2007 Manitoba Winter Beermile  Winnipeg, MB 7 M 23 Lucky, from can  
Patrick "Binner" Binne   9:04.0  08-22-08     Manitoba 2008 Summer Beermile  Winnipeg, MB 8 M 24 Lucky, from can  
Katie Bishop   10:20.0  10-30-07     2nd Annual Halloween Beer Mile  Madison, WI F 24 Miller Genuine Draft, from can  
Katie Bishop   DNF  11-02-08     3rd Annual Halloween Beer Mile  Madison, WI F 0 MGD Light, from can  DNF
Mark (Memory Palace) Bjornson   9:45.0  12-09-06     1st Annual BHSU Beer Mile  Spearfish, SD M 19 nothing illegal, from can  smiled the entire way
Darryl "Rattlesnake" Blackport   DNF  04-07-06     Queen's University Beer Mile 2006  Kingston, ON 4 M 0 Canadian, from can  
Patrick Brunner   9:53.0  07-29-07     4th Semi-annual Bishop Dwenger Chocolate Milk Mile  Fort Wayne, IN M 16 chocolate milk, from cup  
Patrick Butler   6:22.1  05-12-98     Graduation Special  Middletown, CT 2 M 21 Budweiser, from can  
Patrick "Dirty Pat" Butler   6:42.0  04-18-98     NESCAC Championships I  Amherst, MA 5 M 0   Wesleyan
Patrick "Cold Turkey" Butler   7:00.0  08-29-01     Hanscom Showdown  South Pasadena, CA 1 M 0 Budweiser, from can  short course
Patrick Butler   7:01.0  03-17-98     Wesleyan IM Championships  Middletown, CT 1 M 21 St. Pauli Girl, from bottle  
Patrick Butler   7:07.0  11-22-97     1997 Wesleyan Winter Championships  Middletown, CT 1 M 21 Budweiser, from can  
Patrick Butler   7:07.0  04-11-98     1998 Wesleyan Championships  Middletown, CT 1 M 21 Miller Genuine Draft Gold, from can  
Patrick Butler   7:09.0  03-14-98     15 Fountain Invitational  Middletown, CT 1 M 21 Miller Genuine Draft Gold, from can  
Patrick "The Patriarch" Butler   7:24.0  04-01-01     Beverly Hills Open I  Hollywood, CA 1 M 24 Budweiser, from can  
Patrick Butler   7:46.0  02-28-98     J. Elmer Swanson Invite  Middletown, CT 1 M 21 Coors, from can  
Patrick Butler   8:23.0  04-17-99     NESCAC Championships II  Amherst, MA 2 M 22 Guinness 16 oz., from can  
Patrick Butler   8:52.0  03-29-98     Wesleyan Double-Header Part II  Middletown, CT 2 M 21 Dos Equis XX, from bottle  With steeplechase barriers and water pit, 2nd BM of the night
Patrick Butler   9:12.0  05-05-96     95-96 Wesleyan Championships  Middletown, CT 1 M 19 Pabst Blue Ribbon, from bottle  
Patrick "Lovepump" Butler   99:29.0  11-07-95     Wesleyan T-Shirt Run  Middletown, CT 9 M 19 T-shirt  50 laps
Patrick Butler   DNF  03-29-98     Wesleyan Double-Header Part I  Middletown, CT 4 M 21   
Patrick Butler   DNF  12-03-97     1st Annual Ben & Jerry's 4x4  Middletown, CT 6 M 21 Ice Cream  3 pints, 2.25 miles
Non-Skidski Butt Plug   10:47.0  07-26-08     30 Pack Prelube Beer Mile  Tucson, AZ 5 M 0 Heineken, from can  it's about 1.6 km for the Russian's fans out there
Frank Can't pronounce it... it's fre   25:32.1  08-04-07     Manitoba Summer Beer Mile Championships  Winnipeg, MB M 0 Guiness, from can  claims he ran a chunder mile since he didn't run the penalty lap for puking
Mike Cespedes   15:25.0  12-29-05     3rd Annual Holiday Classic Beer Mile 2005  Thiells, NY 9 M 30 Budweiser, from can  Didn't finish all of his beer , recieved a penatly lap and got the Dumbass Award
PUKE CHUTE   9:49.0  09-02-07     NVHHH BEER MILE  State College, PA M 0 NATURAL ICE, from can  
Mark Colpoys   10:58.0  11-12-05     Chicagoland Beer Mile Invitational  Chicago, IL M 40 Budweiser, from can  
Pat "Cooker" Cook   8:27.0  09-03-04     St. Mary's Labour Day Invite  Hamilton, ON M 18 Old Milwaukee, from can  Puked up dinner during 4th beer
Keith Cooper   7:35.0  12-29-06     St. Louis 2006 Beer Mile  St Louis, MO 2 M 47 Budweiser, from can  
Derek Cripps   9:04.0  11-03-07     1st Annual Milton Fall Classic  Milton, Ontario 2 M 0 Keiths, from can  
Peter Crocker   23:30.0  12-18-07     4th Annual Dave Smart Beer Mile  Victoria, BC 77 M 23 Lighthouse Race Rocks, from can  
Patrick De Sousa   12:37.0  09-13-02     4th Annual Gemini Beer MIle  Vancouver, BC 20 M 0 OK Spring Pale Ale, from can  
Plunkert "Slappy" Dean   17:30.0  03-29-08     2nd Charlotte Beer Mile  Charlotte, NC M 36 Icehouse, from can  Penalty Lap
Spider "Chicago Hurricane" Dick   8:43.6  11-24-08     Donkey Punch Beer Mile  A Dark Place On A Hill M 4 Budweiser, from can  Ok first time, spider hat = clincher
Patrick "Didi" Dideum   10:55.0  09-22-07     3rd Annual Wallace Birthday Beermile  Berkeley, CA 231 M 0   
Papa Don't Peek   13:02.0  09-20-08     Non-Piratey Statute and Nautical Beer Mile  Tucson, AZ M 0 Miller Lite, from can  Nautical in 14:40, first beer mile
Peter Doroschuck   11:59.0  08-03-07     2007 Manitoba Summer Beer Mile  Winnipeg, MB M 20 n/a, from can  Penalty lap
Peter "Jester" Doroschuk   11:59.9  08-04-07     Manitoba Summer Beer Mile Championships  Winnipeg, MB M 0 Budweiser, from can  with penalty lap... used to wimpy american beer
Patrick "Thunderfoot" Dougherty   13:48.0  12-09-07     1st Annual Aggieland Beer Mile  College Station, TX M 28 Budwieser, from can  
Paul Dribnock   9:36.0  11-21-07     2007 Silicon Valley Beer Mile  Los Gatos CA 24 M 0 From can  
Mike Duplass   15:35.0  06-01-04     New Orleans Spring Beer Mile  New Orleans, LA 32 M 0   
Wakes me when its over El Paso H3   11:50.0  06-04-08     Denver H3 Mile High Beer Mile  Denver, CO 3 M 0 Tecate 4.55%, from can  
Wakes me when its over El Paso H3   11:50.0  06-04-08     Denver H3 Mile High Beer Mile  Denver, CO 3 M 0 Tecate 4.55%, from can  
Wakes me when its over El Paso H3   11:50.0  06-04-08     Denver H3 Mile High Beer Mile  Denver, CO M 0 Tecate 4.55%, from can  
Wakes me when its over El Paso H3   11:50.0  06-04-08     Denver H3 Mile High Beer Mile #1  Denver, CO 3 M 0 Tecate 4.55%, from can  
Conor "Righty" FitzPatrick   9:16.0  05-05-04     1st Annual Holy Cross Study Week Challenge  Worcester, MA 2 M 19 Bud Light, from can  
Dave "Fitz" Fitzpatrick   7:03.0  11-18-07     Collingwood Crew  Collingwood, Ontario M 0 Canadian, from can  
Patrick Flanagan   DNF  06-05-04     First Annual to the Second Annual Burns Family Triathlon Series Beer-Mile Competition  Waukesha, WI 5 M 25   
Schwarzkopf "Coxcycle" Frank   17:13.0  10-03-08     Motown/Ann Arbor H3 Fall Classic Beer Mile  Ann Arbor, MI M 46 Miller High Life, from can  
Patrick Gale   12:45.0  04-25-97     East Tennessee State University Beer Mile  Johnson City, TN 8 M 0   
Marky "Pulsating" Gaspy   7:39.0  09-24-05     Boise Beer Mile  Boise, ID 6 M 30 Coors Original, from can  Boise Hash House Harriers
Patrick Gaynor   9:48.0  12-06-03     First Annual Stevens Point Beer Mile  Stevens Point, WI 4 M 24 Coors, from can  Puked
Skip "Spando Man" Gilson   7:38.0  11-09-05     2nd Annual UND Firewater Fun Run  Grand Forks, ND 1 M 19 Coors Orig, from can  PR second time
Skip "Ol Gils" Gilson   9:00.0  11-30-07     3rd ever UND Firewater Fun Run  Grand Forks, ND 7 M 21 Budweiser, from can  Defending Champ, PL
Patrick "Killer" Guay   12:34.0  10-05-02     Hull Beer Mile for Breast Cancer II  Hull, PQ 7 M 23 From can  
Patrick Hanson   6:26.0  10-03-08     First Annual Missouri Beer Mile  Columbia, MO 2 M 0 Pabst Blue Ribbon  
Paul Hawksworth   7:24.0  12-21-04     1st Annual Dave Smart Beer Mile  Victoria, BC M 0   
Patrick Hogan   9:38.0  09-07-00     4th Annual Burlington Beer Mile  Burlington, ON 3 M 0   
Pat Janeczek   14:37.0  07-22-06     Nickel City Beer Mile 2006  Sudbury, ON 3 M 0   
Karsten "K-Go" Jepsen   14:00.0  07-07-07     First Run Dub B  White Bear Lake, Mn 4 M 18 Miller Lite, from can  1 season of high school CC, wants to play ultimate in college, first beer mile
Aaron Johnston-Peck   12:18.0  04-27-04     cwrun-04  Cleveland, OH 3 M 0 Milwaukee's Best Ice, from can  penalty
Aaron "AJP" Johnston-Peck   12:18.0  04-27-04     CWRUN '04  Cleveland, OH 9 M 0 Beast Ice, from can  Penalty
Aaron "A-ron" Johnston-Peck   13:00.0  07-27-07     Sum07 Beer Mile Extravaganza  Westlake, OH M 22 Guinness, from can  penalty lap
Patrick Jones   8:31.0  10-25-08     Go Home Gary Beer Mile  Chicago, IL M 0 Bud Light, from can  
Kafi "Just Kafi" Joseph   13:52.0  11-17-07     Seattle HHH First Beer Mile  Seattle, WA 3 F 24 Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can  
P K   19:15.0  08-03-07     2007 Manitoba Summer Beer Mile  Winnipeg, MB M 21 n/a, from can  penalty lap
Special K   7:37.0  04-22-06     Metrics Beer Mile 2006  Millersville, PA 5 M 21 Natural Light, from can  
Special K   8:57.0  02-25-06     Millersville Winter Non-Qualifier Beer Mile 2006  Millersville, PA 2 M 21 Miller High Life, from bottle  Virgin Performance
JP "Papa John" Kaal   DNF  05-09-08     Samford Beer Mile 08'  Birmingham, AL M 22 HighLife, from can  
Sophia "Soph" Kaidonis   46:22.0  04-25-06     The South Australian Beer Mile Championships  Adelaide, South Australia, Australia F 18 Dr. Tims Traditional Ale, from can  Our 3rd Female home, beet job than her sister!
Seth Kampf   7:57.0  07-09-04     2nd Annual Matt Sanders Beer Mile Invite  Ellicott City, MD M 19 Budweiser, from can  race director
Seth "Thong Man" Kampf   11:13.0  07-09-05     3rd Annual Matt Sanders Beer Mile Invite  Annapolis, MD 8 M 20 Budweiser, from can  dead fucking last, like the ACC 5k
dave "dkap" kaplan   DNF  06-27-06     Second Annual Northport High school Beer Mile  Long Island, NY M 18 bud light, from can  smokes alot
Steven "KRANES!!" Kaplan   10:00.0  11-30-02     1st Annual Westport Turkey Stumble  Westport, CT 6 M 0 From can  
Thorpe Kathleen   24:13.4  11-22-07     Thanksgiving Beer Mile  Pensacola, Florida F 46 Miller Light, from can  
Jerry "Jerkin LA" Kaupilla   12:41.0  08-11-07     3rd Annual Simi Valley Beer Mile  Simi Valley, CA 10 M 43 Coors, from can  Consistent lap times
Jerry "Jerk In LA" Kaupilla   15:21.6  08-12-06     2nd Annual Beer Mile  Simi Valley, CA 6 M 42 Coors, from can  1st Timer
Patrick "Portal Kombat" Keegan   25:26.0  12-03-97     1st Annual Ben & Jerry's 4x4 (Relay Division)  Middletown, CT M 20 Ice Cream  20:29 pint, 4:47 mile
Paul Keen   9:00.0  12-05-01     The 36th Annual Invitational Mile (2001)  Lancaster, PA 0   
Patrick "PK" Kelly   12:02.0  08-22-08     Manitoba 2008 Summer Beermile  Winnipeg, MB 15 M 20 Lucky, from can  
Patrick "PK" Kelly   12:05.0  03-15-08     2008 Manitoba Winter Beermile  Winnipeg, MB 15 M 0 Budweiser, from can  penalty lap
Patrick "PK" Kelly   15:15.0  05-24-08     1st Annual DMR beer-race  Winnipeg, MB M 0 Budweiser, from can  800m leg(RamRod)
Patrick "PK" Kelly   19:15.5  08-04-07     Manitoba Summer Beer Mile Championships  Winnipeg, MB M 0 Budweiser, from can  with penalty lap, looked very painful
Mike Kemp   7:21.0  08-09-97     Kingston Classic IX  Kingston, ON 5 M 0   
Mike Kemp   8:12.0  04-05-97     3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer Mile  Kingston, ON 16 M 0   
Sammie "2002" Kempner   15:00.0  04-13-02     Wesleyan Alumni Race 2002  Middletown, CT 13 F 22 Miller High Life, from can  
Alex "Teater" Keppler   DNF  05-03-08     1st Annual Somebody's Bachelor Party Beer Mile  Cedar Falls, IA 2 M 23   Dropped out at 800m, in socks
Paul Kienberger   15:17.0  12-07-02     9th Annual Gustavus Beer Mile  St. Peter, MN 18 M 20 Premo, from can  5 laps
Paul Kienberger   15:36.0  12-04-01     8th Annual Gustavus Beer Mile  St. Peter, MN 7 M 0 Premo, from can  1st timer, 5 laps
Emstip "Master Kim" Kim   8:52.0  12-03-06     Fall 2006 Dallas H3 Beermile  Dallas, TX 7 M 53 Budweiser, from bottle  
Peter Kindret   13:37.0  09-13-02     4th Annual Gemini Beer MIle  Vancouver, BC 21 M 0 Granville Island Lager, from can  
Stephanie "Fabolous" King   DNF  04-07-06     Queen's University Beer Mile 2006  Kingston, ON 1 F 0 Canadian, from can  Hard outing
Spencer Kirk   7:23.0  12-07-06     Colonial Beer Mile  williamsburg, VA 1 M 22 Budweiser, from can  
Kim Klapstein   11:29.0  12-18-07     4th Annual Dave Smart Beer Mile  Victoria, BC 40 M 37 Rickards White Ale, from can  
Nate Klump   10:58.0  12-14-07     Beerlympics III  Mankato, MN 11 M 22 Budweiser, from bottle  The Rookie pulled out a respectable beermile in his debut run.
Brian "Knappsack" Knapp   8:30.0  11-11-03     First Open Bobcat Beer Mile Run  Lees-McRae Track: Banner Elk, NC 1 M 21 Busch Diesel, from can  5th in the southeast for cross country, Awesome first race
Pete Koomen   16:36.0  04-27-04     cwrun-04  Cleveland, OH 5 M 0 Milwaukee's Best Ice, from can  
Pete Koomen   16:36.0  04-27-04     CWRUN '04  Cleveland, OH 13 M 0 Milwaukee's Best Ice, from can  
Igor "Got game" Kopecky   10:25.0  09-11-05     Timpathelon4  Edmonton, AB 9 M 34 Kokanee, from can  Waits for next event
Igor "Speedo" Kopecky   16:01.0  09-29-06     Timpathelon5  Calgary, AB 15 M 35 Kokanee, from can  No 16th place here
Thomas Kopler   9:31.0  08-08-98     Kingston Classic X  Kingston, ON 9 M 0   
Eric "the BigRedRefreshment (aka Jimmy)" Kopp   10:36.0  02-22-03     UWP Open  Platteville, WI 2 M 23 Coors Original, from can  :18,1:16,1:21,1:16,1:42,1:21,2:12,1:14
Eric "the BigRedRefreshment (aka Jimmy)" Kopp   DNF  05-08-04     2004 Graduates/Post Conf. BeerMile  Platteville, WI 1 M 25 IceHouse, from bottle  :59,:78,4:08,1:25,dnf
Ryan "The Little Guy" Kopp   11:39.0  03-12-07     Ramapo College Spring Break Invite  Mahwah, NJ 4 M 20 Miller High Life Light, from can  No Penalty Lap
Ryan "The Little Guy" Kopp   13:28.4  11-22-06     601 Stupid Invitational  Mahwah, NJ 4 M 20 Miller High Life, from can  didn't do the penalty lap
Ryan "pussy" Kopp   DNF  11-25-08     Biennial 601 Thanksgiving Classic Race  Mahwah, NJ 1 M 22 bass, from bottle  giant pussy face
Richard Koppenol   16:26.0  01-26-07     Queensland Beer Mile Championship  Brisbane, Australia 6 M 61 Tooheys Dry, from bottle  Walker-Had a 40 metre lead at the start(fastest drinker in town). Great performance after last years DNF
Richard "Old Timer" Koppenol   16:26.0  01-26-07     THE BEER MILE CHAMPIONSHIP  Brisbane Australia 7 M 61 Tooheys Dry, from bottle  non-runner Walker DNF2006 Great comeback room for improvement
Richard Koppenol   DNF  01-26-06     The Brisbane Beer Mile Championship  Brisbane, Australia 14 M 60 Tooheys Dry, from bottle  345ml/5%
Pat Krueger   12:34.0  06-21-05     New Orleans Summer Beer Mile  New Orleans, LA 41 M 0   
Patrick Krueger   13:41.0  01-04-05     ABITA New Orleans Winter 2005 Beer Mile  New Orleans, LA 49 M 0 Abita Amber, from bottle  
Chris "refreshments" Kupczyk   10:03.0  07-19-03     SLR Summer BBQ Beer Mile  Vienna, VA 3 M 0 Mickeys Big Mouth  
Chris "Nolimitrunna" Lamperski   7:03.0  05-17-07     Dilworth Beer Mile  Charlotte, NC M 25 Miller High Life, from can  1st beer mile
Nick Lemp   DNF  11-23-06     BEER MILE PART 3  New York, NY 0   
Patrick "Newbie" Lincoln   26:05.0  06-02-07     Beer Mile #6  Louisville, KY 7 M 22 Budweiser, from can  
Patrick "The Beer Virgin" Lupfer   16:30.0  03-12-06     SWR Beer Mile  Suffolk County, NY 15 M 0 Budweiser, from can  Puked and had to do the penalty lap and had a great finish.. extremely drunk the rest of the nite.. Choked on a hotdog that looked a penis in first grade
Ricky "Coop" Lupp   19:59.0  11-11-07     On a Whim one Night in the Nasty Nati  Cincinnati, OH M 18 Budweiser, from can  I don't know what he did
Paul Mackinnon   21:50.0  11-01-03     Inaugural UW Invitational Beer Mile  Waterloo, ON 9 M 18 Kokanee, from can  
Paul MacKinnon   22:18.0  08-19-05     5th Annual Canatara Beach Memorial Beer Mile  Sarnia, ON 7 M 20 Export, from can  wanted to drink Kokanee
Paul MacKinnon   26:47.0  10-05-04     2nd Annual UW Invitational Beer Mile  Waterloo, ON 9 M 19 Kokanee, from can  
Paul MacKinnon   30:13.0  11-05-05     The Guinness Gallop  Waterloo, ON 4 M 20 Export, from can  would have done better with Kokanee
Chuck"Shit Happens" Magera   DNF  03-25-06     Charlotte Beer Mile & Pub Crawl  Charlotte, NC 0   
Patrick "Rooster" Mahoney   9:31.0  11-09-05     2nd Annual UND Firewater Fun Run  Grand Forks, ND 8 M 21 Budweiser, from can  FUCK defending CHAMP (Ouch)
Patrick Mahoney   10:18.0  11-13-08     4th Ever Firewater Fun Run  Grand Forks, ND 7 M 24 Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can  
Ken McAlpine   7:37.0  04-01-06     5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario Championships)  Waterloo, ON 14 M 34 Chocolate Milk  Rookie, facility milk record!
Phil ""Are you going to drink that ?"" McKennan   6:31.0  04-05-08     Pledging  Berkeley, CA 1 M 18 Budweiser, from can  winner
Chuck Murphy   11:12.0  11-15-96     UWO / Queen's Virtual Beer Mile  London, ON 4 M 0   
Mike Murphy   13:39.0  01-13-07     The XXX Beer Mile  Lakeland, Fl M 20 Coors, from can  came down from Indiana
Mike "Murph the Girth" Murphy   13:39.5  01-13-07     The XXX Beer Mile  Lakeland, Florida M 20 Coors, from can  came down from Indiana
Karma Hates My Parents   53:01.0  03-15-08     Carolina Trash Beer Mile 2008  Spring Lake, NC M 26 Coors Lite, from can  puked while walking.
Patterson Nick   43:35.0  11-22-07     Thanksgiving Beer Mile  Pensacola, Florida M 23 Bud Light, from can  
Patrick Nolan   22:50.0  11-17-00     Fifth Annual Kingston Fall Beer Mile  Kingston, ON 14 M 0   
Patrick "Pukey" O'Grady   18:26.0  09-22-05     Wallace Birthday Beermile  New York, NY 27 M 0 Original Coors, from can  
Patrick "Pat" Odonnell   7:04.0  04-25-08     Hurricane Invite  Coral Gables, Florida 3 M 0 ??  Rookie of the year
Christopher "Pancake" Packnett   8:44.0  05-13-06     2nd Annual Natty 1600  Greencastle, IN 9 M 20 Busch Light, from can  Wore a ponytail, and chugged 2 pre-race beers
Mackenzie "P-Mac" Page   10:35.0  03-17-07     2007 Manitoba Winter Beermile  Winnipeg, MB 13 M 19 Lucky, from can  penalty lap
Junyong Pak   6:07.0  01-04-05     ABITA New Orleans Winter 2005 Beer Mile  New Orleans, LA 5 M 0 Abita Amber, from bottle  
Junyong Pak   DNF  06-21-05     New Orleans Summer Beer Mile  New Orleans, LA 3 M 0 Miller High Life, from can  6.08 PR
Nick Panzini   9:55.0  08-14-07     Port Jefferson Beer Mile  Port Jefferson, NY 4 M 0 From can  
Wet Paperback   52:35.0  03-15-08     Carolina Trash Beer Mile 2008  Spring Lake, NC F 29 Coors Lite, from can  drank hugs with her beers
Cori "All oiled up" Park   22:09.0  09-24-05     Boise Beer Mile  Boise, ID 13 F 30 Coors Light, from can  Coors what? Illegal.
Alex Parker   13:03.0  04-07-00     6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer Mile  Kingston, ON 20 M 0   
Jim Parker   9:45.0  11-21-07     2007 Silicon Valley Beer Mile  Los Gatos CA 25 M 43 From can  
Joe Parker   DNF  07-16-05     Race for the Cure - The Brewskie Edition  Columbus, OH 2 18   5:01mile after drinking Colt 45, did not run official beer mile
John Parker   9:22.0  10-20-02     Bozeman Beer race  Bozeman, MT 5 M 21 Keystone Light, from can  
Thomas Parker   15:22.0  10-05-04     2nd Annual UW Invitational Beer Mile  Waterloo, ON 3 M 20 Rum & Coke, from can  First place in the Muslim Appreciation Mile
Tom Parker   21:54.0  11-01-03     Inaugural UW Invitational Beer Mile  Waterloo, ON 10 M 19 Export, from can  
Zander Parker   13:19.0  04-04-98     4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer Mile  Kingston, ON 19 M 0   
David "Just Dave" Parkinson   10:42.0  11-17-07     Seattle HHH First Beer Mile  Seattle, WA 1 M 26 Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can  
Harrison "PBW" Parks   16:46.0  08-19-05     2nd Annual Teckub Beer Mile  Ontario,Canada 7 M 0 Labbat's Blue, from bottle  Puked
Joe "MIGHTY G" Parks   7:32.0  12-27-06     SWR Beer Mile Part 4  Suffolk County, NY 7 M 0 Bud Light, from can  This time he wasnt in jeans and uptowns.. he can run.. but cant chug
Joe Parks   DNF  11-23-06     BEER MILE PART 3  New York, NY 0   
Clayton Patrick   13:18.0  04-28-07     2nd Annual Fort Collins Beer Mile  Fort Collins, CO 10 M 25   We expect a great sophomore performance
Mike Patterson   12:19.0  12-11-98     North Bay Beer Mile  North Bay, ON 4 M 0   
Mike Patterson   12:49.0  04-02-03     The First Annual Western Spring Beer Mile - Men  London, ON 11 M 22 Old Milwaukee, from can  God im getting old
Rick "The Game" Patterson   7:24.0  05-21-05     Owen Shott Memorial Beer Mile  Jacksonville, FL 2 M 35 Budweiser, from can  closed well
Rick "The Game" Patterson   7:44.0  07-29-06     Cap'n Pic's Hoo-ahh Challenge  Jacksonville, FL 2 36 Budweiser  it wasn't flashy but it got the job done
Rick "My game is Back" Patterson   8:12.0  05-24-08     Owen Shott 4th Annual  Jacksonville, FL 7 M 38 Budweiser, from can  The godfather of jville beermile is back
Rick "Game" Patterson   8:40.0  05-26-07     Owen Shott 3rd Annual  Jacksonville, FL M 37 Budweiser, from can  got "girled" on last lap
Rick "I lost my game" Patterson   10:05.0  12-01-07     FL Beermile Championships  Jacksonville, FL 9 M 36 Budweiser, from can  On the comeback trail
Rick "Game" Patterson   14:34.0  05-19-06     Owen Shott Memorial  Jacksonville, FL 7 M 36 Budweiser, from can  from 7:20 to this ?
Kevin "the 31 year old" Patzoldt   8:36.7  03-16-07     1st Annual Peter Strauss Memorial Beer Mile  St. Peter, MN M 23 Premo, from can  
Rick Pavlat   16:23.0  12-06-03     First Annual Stevens Point Beer Mile  Stevens Point, WI 9 M 0 Coors, from can  Puked
Sam Pawluk   11:20.0  12-31-04     1st Annual New Years Eve Beer Mile  Vancouver, BC 21 M 19 Granville Island, from can  Kajaks
Jackie Pearce   8:49.0  10-03-08     First Annual Missouri Beer Mile  Columbia, MO 8 F 0 Budweiser  
Jackie Pearce   10:16.0  06-22-02     2002 Canadian National Beer Mile Championships  Edmonton, AB F 0   SK; Penalty Lap
Becky Pearson   DNF  10-16-02     The First Annual Western Fall Beer Mile - Women  London, ON 10 F 19   I timed too
Kelly Peck   10:36.0  12-16-05     5th Annual West Chester, PA Beer Mile  West Chester, PA 15 F 0 Yuengling, from can  Newcomer with promise
Mike "Statch" Peel   22:04.0  11-18-05     Bernie's Birthday Beer Mile  Claremont, CA 11 M 21 Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can  
Mary Pelak   DNF  12-02-06     Chicago Beer Mile v2.0  Chicago, IL 6 F 0   
Nick Peretta   8:49.0  08-20-05     First Annual Massapequa Beer Mile  Massapequa, NY 4 M 0 From can  
Chris Perkins   9:03.1  05-18-04     Spring into Summer 3k  Niagra Falls, NY 2 0   
Katie Perkins   24:45.0  12-07-05     1st Annual UWG Beer Mile  Carrollton, GA F 19 Natural Light, from can  
Erick "Bet it all" Petursson   8:16.0  09-11-05     Timpathelon4  Edmonton, AB 3 M 0 Kokanee, from can  2nd place finish
Matt Pickel   16:50.0  10-05-04     2nd Annual UW Invitational Beer Mile  Waterloo, ON 4 M 20 Export, from can  
mike pierce   9:50.0  06-30-05       Ottawa, ON M 18 Labbat's Blue, from bottle  
Jim "III" Pike   11:29.0  11-27-05     Fall 2005 Dallas H3 Beer Mile  Dallas, TX 13 M 45 Milwakee Ice, from can  
Ed "ed the sped" Piotrowski   16:40.0  04-19-03     Hauppauge Beer Mile 2  Hauppauge, Long Island, NY 4 M 22 Natural Light, from can  
erik pisby   9:19.0  10-02-04     '04 Western MonTucky Beermile Championship  Missoula, MT M 0 From can  
Karen "Licker" Pixalu   24:43.0  11-17-07     Seattle HHH First Beer Mile  Seattle, WA 11 F 36 Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can  
Dean "Slappy" Plunkert   DNF  03-25-06     Charlotte Beer Mile & Pub Crawl  Charlotte, NC M 0   
Bill Plunkett   7:05.0  06-01-04     New Orleans Spring Beer Mile  New Orleans, LA 5 M 0   
Bill Plunkett   10:41.0  01-04-05     ABITA New Orleans Winter 2005 Beer Mile  New Orleans, LA 32 M 0 Abita Amber, from bottle  
Bill "monkey_spam" Plunkett   11:38.0  06-21-05     New Orleans Summer Beer Mile  New Orleans, LA 35 M 0   
Keith "Roughrider" Poelzer   15:40.0  09-29-06     Timpathelon5  Calgary, AB 14 M 33 Kokanee, from can  No chess
Dan Polakoff   8:10.0  10-16-02     The First Annual Western Fall Beer Mile - Men  London, ON 3 M 18 Stroh's, from can  Puked EVEN MORE at the end
Ryan Pollock   7:51.0  05-11-05     1st Annual SLU Senior Week Beer Mile  Canton, NY 2 M 22 Budweiser, from can  
Nick "Kick it in!" Ponzio   8:45.0  09-09-08     1st Annual Boulevard Beer Mile  Knoxville, TN 5 M 20 Natural Light, from can  
Sarah Potovski   20:45.0  11-13-03     The 2nd Annual Western Fall Beer Mile - Women  London, ON 8 F 21 Milwaukee's Best, from can  Wow these are hard!
Jack Potter   9:00.0  04-24-04     The Parkway Road Invitational  Brisbane, Australia 5 M 18 Smirnoff Black, from can  Had already consumed 14 beers before the race
Jack "Jesus Of Suburbia" Potter   DNF  04-17-06     2nd Annual Parkway Rd Invitational  Brisbane, Australia M 21 From can  
Jack "Potter" Potter   DNF  04-17-06     Jack Potter 21st  Brisbane, Australia M 21 carlton draught, from bottle  did one lap nude
Mark Pottie   10:44.0  09-12-03     5th Annual Gemini Beer Mile  Vancouver, BC 28 M 0 Keiths  
Kelala Poumpey   10:59.9  11-13-03     2003 SOU Icebreaker Beer Mile Invite (SOBM-Grand Prix race 1)  Ashland, OR 14 M 0 From can  
Kyle Powers   8:39.0  01-04-05     ABITA New Orleans Winter 2005 Beer Mile  New Orleans, LA 15 M 0 Abita Amber, from bottle  
Kyle Powers   11:27.0  06-21-05     New Orleans Summer Beer Mile  New Orleans, LA 31 M 0   
Keith "Calibrator" Poythress   8:14.0  05-24-08     Owen Shott 4th Annual  Jacksonville, FL 8 M 44 Budweiser, from can  Masters(40+) winner 4min PR
Keith "Calibrator" Poythress   12:21.0  05-26-07     Owen Shott 3rd Annual  Jacksonville, FL M 40 Corona, from can  came correct with racing flats but shoes don't speed up chugging pace
Mica Prazak   13:05.0  12-31-04     1st Annual New Years Eve Beer Mile  Vancouver, BC 27 M 18 Old Milwakee, from can  Blenheim Palace
Mica Prazzak   14:29.0  06-05-04     J Mac North Shore Champs  Sutherland High School, North Vancouver, BC 40 M 0 Budweiser, from can  Solid effort.
Corey "No Hurry" Presnick   14:18.0  05-21-05     Owen Shott Memorial Beer Mile  Jacksonville, FL 10 M 24 Budweiser, from can  with all those wheels, more was expected
Jon Prokup   8:23.0  04-18-98     NESCAC Championships I  Amherst, MA 18 M 0   Amherst
Ken Proudfoot   8:54.0  12-03-06     Fall 2006 Dallas H3 Beermile  Dallas, TX 8 M 34 Budweiser, from can  
Karianne Proulx   DNF  06-04-08     CduQ T&F camp soda-mile, 1st edition  St-Leonard d'Aston 2 F 14 coke, from can  
Mike Purse   DNF  06-05-04     First Annual to the Second Annual Burns Family Triathlon Series Beer-Mile Competition  Waukesha, WI 8 M 0   
Kristina Pyziak   DNF  10-16-02     The First Annual Western Fall Beer Mile - Women  London, ON 7 F 19 Stroh's, from can  I don't like beer
Tom Rammelkamp   10:06.0  08-14-07     Port Jefferson Beer Mile  Port Jefferson, NY 6 M 18 Budweiser, from can  
Chris Repka   7:04.0  05-09-08     3rd Annual Fort Collins Beer Mile  Fort Collins, CO M 0 Pabst, from can  
Chris Repka   7:23.0  04-29-06     Fort Collins Original Beer Mile  Fort Collins, CO M 23 Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can  Regrettably drank a Lost lake for last beer. Beer mile virgin. 70s track suit was a must.
Chris Repka   8:36.0  04-28-07     2nd Annual Fort Collins Beer Mile  Fort Collins, CO 8 M 24 Yuengling, from can  More than a minute worse than last year. The pre race burger was probably a terrible idea. Somehow managed not to vomitron. Itchy wool sports coat.
April Rick   35:12.0  04-10-07     2nd Annual Ottawa Classic  Ottawa, ON 9 F 21 Budweisere, from can  
F@ck Me "Rudolph" Rudolph   DNF  09-27-08     Big Hump HHH, Beer Mile #1  Florissant, MO M 25 From can  all laps, no time listed
Patrick S.   18:22.0  08-22-08     Manitoba 2008 Summer Beermile  Winnipeg, MB 30 M 0 Coors Light, from can  
Chuck "Coppertone Bone" Samples   12:26.0  01-01-06     Intergalactic Hash Winter Classic  San Diego, CA 9 M 52 Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can  
Ben Schmeckpeper   6:01.0  05-20-06     Cambridge Beer Mile Championships  Cambridge, MA 1 M 22 Heineken, from can  school record
PORK SCREW   10:59.0  09-02-07     NVHHH BEER MILE  State College, PA M