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Notable Beer Miling Performances

All-time Official World Record Performance #68 #85 #91 #111 #141 #151 #157 #195 #225 #269 #269
British Performance #8 #50 #86
German Performance #13 #17 #28 #39 #39 #46 #74 #100
New Zealand Performance #53
Official American Performance #27 #36 #40 #51 #64 #73
Official Australian Performance #82
Official Canadian Performance #76
Swedish Performance #9 #21 #29 #60 #72 #89 #98
Official Masters (30+) Performance #12 #28
Official Province of British Colombia, Canada Performance #48
Official Province of Manitoba, Canada Performance #17 #34 #37 #47
Official Province of Ontario, Canada Performance #39
Official State of Arkansas Performance #2
Official State of Colorado Performance #4
Official State of Connecticut Performance #2 #8 #11 #11 #15 #39 #48
Official State of Florida Performance #4 #12 #25 #29
Official State of Idaho Performance #3 #10
Official State of Kentucky Performance #40
Official State of Louisiana Performance #4
Official State of Maine Performance #2 #3
Official State of Massachusetts Performance #7 #17 #43
Official State of Mississippi Performance #2 #4 #6 #7
Official State of Missouri Performance #1 #2 #4 #9 #12
Official State of Montana Performance #35
Official State of North Carolina Performance #18
Official State of North Dakota Performance #3 #9 #11
Official State of Ohio Performance #20
Official State of Oregon Performance #27
Official State of Pennsylvania Performance #35 #42
Official State of Tennessee Performance #12 #16 #34
Official State of Texas Performance #4 #5 #23 #30 #49
Official State of Utah Performance #3 #5 #9
Official State of Virginia Performance #17
Official State of Washington Performance #2 #26 #33 #39
Official 1998 Performance #11 #19
Official 2004 Performance #5
Official 2005 Performance #7 #14
Official 2006 Performance #4
Official 2008 Performance #5
Official Performance Drinking Budweiser #20 #23 #29
Official Performance Drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon #2 #5 #6 #19
Official Performance Drinking Coors #16
Official Performance Drinking Kokanee #17
Official Performance Drinking Heineken #1 #30
Official Performance Drinking Coors Light #10
Official Performance Drinking Lucky #12 #27
Official Performance Drinking Old Milwaukee #4 #22
Official Performance Drinking Molson Canadian #2 #14
Official Performance Drinking Moosehead #10 #22
Official Performance Drinking Keiths #10
Official Performance Drinking 33 cl #8 #12
Official Performance Drinking Tooheys Dry #10 #15
Official Performance Drinking Abita Amber #3 #12 #27 #30
Official Performance Drinking Export #24
Official Performance Drinking Stroh's #4
Official Performance Drinking Milwaukee's Best Ice #8
Official Performance Drinking Laker #1 #2
Official Performance Drinking Pilsner #16
Official Performance Drinking Laker Lager #26
Official Performance Drinking Modelo #6
Official Performance Drinking Budwieser #20
Official Performance Drinking Yuengling #18
Official Performance Drinking Coors Original #1 #3 #5
Official Performance Drinking Milwaukee's Best #14
Official Performance Drinking Premo #15 #16 #17
Official Performance Drinking 330ml #11
Official Performance Drinking Coors Extra Gold #8
Official Performance Drinking Granville Island Winter Ale #7
Official Performance Drinking Dr. Tims Traditional Ale #17
Official Performance Drinking Granville Island #6
Official Performance Drinking Heineken 5% 0.33l #4
Official Performance Drinking Lone Star #2
Official Performance Drinking Mickeys Big Mouth #3
Official Performance Drinking Becks #7
Official Performance Drinking Okanagan Spring Pale Ale #2
Official Performance Drinking Lighthouse Race Rocks #4
Official Performance Drinking san miguel 5.4% #2
Official Performance Drinking Miller Genuine Draft Gold #1 #2
Official Performance Drinking Granville Island Lager #4
Official Performance Drinking Busch Ice #2
Official Performance Drinking OV #1
Official Performance Drinking Red Stripe #2
Official Performance Drinking PC Genuine Lager #1
Official Performance Drinking Coors Orig #1
Official Performance Drinking Old Milwakee #2
Official Performance Drinking Brooklyn Lager #2
Official Performance Drinking Miller Highlife #1
Official Performance Drinking Spyhopper Honey Brown #2
Official Performance Drinking Brookyln Lager #2
Official Performance Drinking OK Spring Pale Ale #1
Official Performance Drinking O.V #2
Official Performance Drinking Dos Equis XX #1
Official Performance Drinking Rickards White Ale #1
Official Performance Drinking Anchor Liberty Ale #1
Official Performance Drinking Abita Restoration #1
Official Performance Drinking Kronenbourg 1664 #1
Official Performance Drinking Milwakee Ice #1
Official Performance Drinking FatTire #1
Official Performance Drinking Guldkällan #1
Official Performance Drinking Goose Island #1
Official Performance Drinking Original Coors #1
Official Performance Drinking St. Pauli Girl #1
Official Performance Drinking Modelo from Bottle #1


534 total entries found:

Name Time Date Race Age Beer Notes
Analphalactic Cock 18:10.0 7-Apr-2007 Greensboro, NC
2007 G-Spot H3 Beer Mile
26 From Can Busch Light
Ass Spelunker 9:30.0 15-Apr-2006 Greensboro, NC
2006 G-Spot H3 Beer Mile
27 Pabst Blue Ribbon
Ass Spelunker 11:39.0 16-Apr-2005 Greensboro, NC
2005 G-Spot H3 Beer Mile
25 Pabst Blue Ribbon
Bumpfuck DNF 22-Feb-2007 Corvallis, OR
Corvallis H3 1st Beermile
39 From Can Highlife Has common sense
Captain Hook "CH" 14:07.0 26-Aug-2006 CSU Long Beach
1st Annual LA/Long Beach Hash Beermile
52 From Can Miller Genuine Draft Sprinted to finish, then passed out in car
Chipmunk "Chipmunk" 11:05.0 18-Dec-2006 Miami, FL
Awaiting of the Secret
19 From Can Budweiser Black award, Penalty Lap
CompanyCock 14:21.0 9-Dec-2007 Sierra Vista, AZ
Company Cock Memorial Beermile
25 From Can Tecate? 1 penalty lap
Don'tF*ckThisUp DNF 1-Apr-2013 Seattle, WA
Often Annual Rain City HHH Beer Mile
25 From Can Pabst Blue Ribbon 2 laps
Fist Full of Pricks 10:50.0 2-Feb-2014 Austin, TX
Austin H3 - Beer Mile & Super Bowl Hash
From Bottle ZiegenBock Ladies' Event: 2 beers/2 laps
FunkyMonkeySpunk 17:00.0 15-Aug-2009 Bisbee, AZ
Unsponsored Beermile of Bisbee '09
From Can Miller lite
Just Patrick 11:56.0 27-Sep-2013 Cambridge, MA
Undead Beer Mile
Zombie
KatSpat 19:48.0 15-Aug-2009 Bisbee, AZ
Unsponsored Beermile of Bisbee '09
?
Ken "dropped the" Bomb "Drop Da Bomb" 6:56.0 15-May-2010 Rochester, NY
the greater rochester beer mile
22 From Can Diesels(bud) RIT
Knitta Please 23:18.0 1-Apr-2013 Seattle, WA
Often Annual Rain City HHH Beer Mile
31 From Can Blue Moon
Mr. Pink 15:29.0 6-Sep-2004 State College, PA
2004 NVHHH Beer Mile
new boot
Non Skidsky Butt Plug 10:48.0 25-Dec-2009 PCC Track, Tucson, AZ 2:00PM
Fourth Anal Christmas Beer Mile
From Can Pabst Blue Ribbon was extremely drunk the night before
Patrick Orrick 8:52.0 5-Dec-2009 Topeka, Kansas
1st annual beer mile presented by Capital City multisport
31 From Bottle michelob ultra
Paul Erickson "PaulyGram" 8:03.0 22-Nov-2013 Nashville, TN
The Beer Mile Before Monkey
46 From Can Budweiser
Peka 12:06.0 27-Sep-2008 Sollentuna, Sweden
Beermile 2008
20 From Can heineken
PereStroker 8:00.0 1-Aug-2003 Washington, DC
D.C. Area Hash Beer Mile
From Can Miller Lite
PK 32:03.0 20-Mar-2010 Winnipeg, MB
2010 Manitoba Winter Beermile
From Can Budweiser Also on a mission from Gad
Pork Screw 13:55.0 6-Sep-2004 State College, PA
2004 NVHHH Beer Mile
Premature Mortifuckation 26:23.0 3-May-2008 New Bern, NC
2008 Anarchy H3 Beer Mile
26 From Can Coors Light First time ever shot gunning a beer. Drank six beers
Prick Her Bush 35:00.0 3-Sep-2006 Emerald Isle, NC
2006 Inaugural Onslow County H3 / Anarchy H3 Beer Mile
From Can Coors Light Had to drive all the drunks home afterwards!!
Puck You 34:37.0 12-Aug-2006 Raeford, NC
2006 Carolina Trash H3 Shiggy Beer Mile
From Can Milwaukee's Best Ice
puke table "he has an AARP card" 10:36.0 15-May-2010 Rochester, NY
the greater rochester beer mile
69 From Can Diesles RIT
Pukey Spice 26:06.0 12-Apr-2008 Greensboro, NC
2008 G-Spot H3 Beer Mile
29 From Can Busch Light Drank 1 beer per lap and chugged remaining beers after run complete
Shrimp skanky 8:32.6 31-May-2014 San Diego, CA
Mid-Year Crisis Beer Mile
37 From Can Budweiser
Sticky Mexican Pussy 14:22.0 2-Feb-2014 Austin, TX
Austin H3 - Beer Mile & Super Bowl Hash
From Can Lone Star
Stinky Pinky 24:00.0 3-Sep-2006 Emerald Isle, NC
2006 Inaugural Onslow County H3 / Anarchy H3 Beer Mile
From Can Coors Light
Tour de Puke 9:48.0 6-Sep-2004 State College, PA
2004 NVHHH Beer Mile
(Harrisburg-Hershey HHH)
Wikipediphelia DNF 23-Feb-2011 Cambridge, MA
CH3 Winter Beer Mile 2010
From Can Miller High Life
Wikipedophila 23:11.0 27-Sep-2013 Cambridge, MA
Undead Beer Mile
Vampire
Wikipedophilia 37:37.0 17-Feb-2012 MIT Track, Cambridge, MA
C3H3 Gayest Beer Mile Ever
Pabst Blue Ribbon
Wikipedophilia 57:13.0 26-Oct-2011 McCurdy Track @ Harvard, Cambridge, MA
C3H3 Fall Beer Mile
Pabst Blue Ribbon
Justin "J-train" Perkins DNF 12-Oct-2013 Defiance, OH
TheDefyProject, TDP annual
23 From Can Budweiser injured
Patsy "I can run" Ruigrok 11:00.0 14-Jun-2013 Cambridge Ontario
Cambridge Beer Mile 2013 - Part 1
Joe "MIGHTY G" Parks 9:25.0 22-Nov-2006 New York, NY
PRE-THANSKGIVING BEER MILE
18 From Bottle Bud Light Forgot his backpack so had to run in Uptowns and Jeans.. A very good effort for a first timer.. btw joe also ran with his fly open.. He tried taking his pants off on the last lap but failed
Bent Penis/ Oedipussy / Nancy Queer / Captain Hook 7:53.0 22-Aug-2009 Uni High, Los Angeles, CA
Uni High Beermile Relay Invitational
From Can Mixed splits: 1:24, 3:15, 4:44, 7:53
Wanker / Cell Your Ass / Princess / Chin Ball 6:37.0 22-Aug-2009 Uni High, Los Angeles, CA
Uni High Beermile Relay Invitational
From Can Mixed splits: 1:42, 3:31, 5:37, 6:37
1 PINK 2 STINK 12:46.0 2-Sep-2007 State College, PA
NVHHH BEER MILE
From Can COORS
Kip "is fit" Arlidge 7:19.0 16-Nov-2013 Kingston, ON
Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013
20 From Can Old Milwaukee Debut. The flow lead him to a fast time
Pavel Babushka DNF 8-Oct-2009 Albuquerque, NM
Sport Systems First Annual Beer Mile
21 From Can Tecate
Stephen "No Mercy" Baciak 12:44.0 9-May-2013 Salerno, Afghanistan
The Salerno Beermile
34 From Bottle O'Doul's 1LT - Fort Campbell, KY
Stephen Baker 9:57.0 29-Jul-2011 Marystown, Newfoundland
3rd Annual Brockerville Beer Mile
29 From Bottle Coors Light
Stephen Baker 10:10.0 13-Aug-2010 Marystown, Newfoundland
Brockerville 2nd Annual Beer Mile
28 From Bottle Coors Light
Stephen Baker 10:38.0 23-Dec-2010 Marystown, Newfoundland
Brockerville Pre-Christmas Beer Mile
28 From Bottle coors light hungover & fell down last night
Stephen Baker 11:39.0 7-Aug-2009 Marystown, Newfoundland
Brockerville 1st Annual Beer Mile
27 From Bottle Coors Light
Spank Bank 9:07.5 6-Aug-2010 Houston, TX
2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer Mile
23 From Can Miller High Life
Peter Banke 20:49.1 28-Sep-2014 Esbjerg, Denmark
Carsten Bojsen memorial 2014
45 From Can Blå Thor 6.0 % Incl. penalty lap
Patrick Beauchesne 21:27.0 10-Apr-2007 Ottawa, ON
2nd Annual Ottawa Classic
22 From Can Labbat's Blue
Patrick Beckett 9:22.0 19-Mar-2011 Winnipeg, MB
2011 Manitoba Winter beermile
18 From Can kokanee His time is in question..video replay has not been watched yet..claims are made about 1200m instead of a mile
Patrick Beckett 13:43.0 25-Aug-2012 Winnipeg, MB
Manitoba Summer Beermile 2012
From Can Kokanee May have peaked in his debut beermile last summer
Patrick Beckett 15:19.0 17-Mar-2012 Winnipeg, MB
2012 Manitoba Winter beermile
From Can Moosehead Oh, there was some puking
Stephan Bernick 10:45.0 4-Jan-2005 New Orleans, LA
ABITA New Orleans Winter 2005 Beer Mile
From Bottle Abita Amber
Stephan Bernick 13:13.0 1-Jun-2004 New Orleans, LA
New Orleans Spring Beer Mile
Patrick "P-Binne" Binne 8:59.0 17-Mar-2007 Winnipeg, MB
2007 Manitoba Winter Beermile
23 From Can Lucky
Patrick "Binner" Binne 9:04.0 22-Aug-2008 Winnipeg, MB
Manitoba 2008 Summer Beermile
24 From Can Lucky
Katie Bishop 10:20.0 30-Oct-2007 Madison, WI
2nd Annual Halloween Beer Mile
24 From Can Miller Genuine Draft
Katie Bishop DNF 2-Nov-2008 Madison, WI
3rd Annual Halloween Beer Mile
From Can MGD Light DNF
Paul "Chug-a-Lug" Bitsack 8:40.0 27-Aug-2011 Grand Falls-Windsor, Newfoundland, Ca
3rd Annual Exploits Valley Road Runner's Beer Mile
From Can Canadian
Darryl "Rattlesnake" Blackport DNF 7-Apr-2006 Kingston, ON
Queen's University Beer Mile 2006
From Can Canadian
Jarred Blankenship 9:27.0 6-Dec-2014 Boise, ID
2014 December Impromptu Beer Mile
47 From Can Snake River Pale Ale CX race earlier in the day!
April KillerB #1 Boultbee 8:08.0 1-Jan-2013
6th Annual West Toronto Classic
Keith's
Patrick Boundy 10:20.0 1-Jun-2001 Nottingham, United Kingdom
Nottingham Chunder Mile 2001
Patrick "PB" Brady 6:25.0 28-Sep-2013 Madison, WI
BBMC Beer Mile
27 From Can Pabst Blue Ribbon
Stephanie Bratkovichs DNF 17-Jun-2011 Mount Pleasant, SC
Sex in the City Beer Mile
25 From Can Budweiser DNF
Mr. Pink's Brother 46:53.0 12-Jul-2013 Toronto, ON
SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #4
32 From Can Laker Airtight, you can now feel better about yourself
Patrick Brunner 7:19.5 1-Aug-2009 Fort Wayne, IN
6th Annual
18 From Cup Chocolate Milk Award Winner-
Patrick Brunner 9:53.0 29-Jul-2007 Fort Wayne, IN
4th Semi-annual Bishop Dwenger Chocolate Milk Mile
16 From Cup chocolate milk
Patrique Bullock 12:45.0 25-Aug-2012 Winnipeg, MB
Manitoba Summer Beermile 2012
From Can Kokanee
Patrick Butler 6:22.1 12-May-1998 Middletown, CT
Graduation Special
21 From Can Budweiser
Patrick "Dirty Pat" Butler 6:42.0 18-Apr-1998 Amherst, MA
NESCAC Championships I
Wesleyan
Patrick "Cold Turkey" Butler 7:00.0 29-Aug-2001 South Pasadena, CA
Hanscom Showdown
From Can Budweiser short course
Patrick Butler 7:01.0 17-Mar-1998 Middletown, CT
Wesleyan IM Championships
21 From Bottle St. Pauli Girl
Patrick Butler 7:07.0 22-Nov-1997 Middletown, CT
1997 Wesleyan Winter Championships
21 From Can Budweiser
Patrick Butler 7:07.0 11-Apr-1998 Middletown, CT
1998 Wesleyan Championships
21 From Can Miller Genuine Draft Gold
Patrick Butler 7:09.0 14-Mar-1998 Middletown, CT
15 Fountain Invitational
21 From Can Miller Genuine Draft Gold
Patrick "The Patriarch" Butler 7:24.0 1-Apr-2001 Hollywood, CA
Beverly Hills Open I
24 From Can Budweiser
Patrick Butler 7:32.0 18-Aug-2012 Duxbury, MA
Duxbury Classic I
From Can Bud Light
Patrick Butler 7:46.0 28-Feb-1998 Middletown, CT
J. Elmer Swanson Invite
21 From Can Coors
Patrick Butler 8:03.3 3-Dec-2014 Circuit of the Americas, Austin, TX
Flotrack 2014 Championships, Open Heat 2
38 From Can Hops & Grain Zoe
Patrick Butler 8:23.0 17-Apr-1999 Amherst, MA
NESCAC Championships II
22 From Can Guinness 16 oz.
Patrick Butler 8:29.0 3-Jun-2012 Manhattan, NY
Riverside Park Butler-McNerney Showdown I
Patrick Butler 8:52.0 29-Mar-1998 Middletown, CT
Wesleyan Double-Header Part II
21 From Bottle Dos Equis XX With steeplechase barriers and water pit, 2nd BM of the night
Patrick Butler 9:12.0 5-May-1996 Middletown, CT
95-96 Wesleyan Championships
19 From Bottle Pabst Blue Ribbon
Patrick "Lovepump" Butler 99:29.0 7-Nov-1995 Middletown, CT
Wesleyan T-Shirt Run
19 T-shirt 50 laps
Patrick Butler DNF 29-Mar-1998 Middletown, CT
Wesleyan Double-Header Part I
21
Patrick Butler DNF 3-Dec-1997 Middletown, CT
1st Annual Ben & Jerry's 4x4
21 Ice Cream 3 pints, 2.25 miles
Non-Skidski Butt Plug 10:47.0 26-Jul-2008 Tucson, AZ
30 Pack Prelube Beer Mile
From Can Heineken it's about 1.6 km for the Russian's fans out there
Non-Skidski Buttplug 10:31.0 25-Dec-2008 Tucson, AZ
3rd Annual Tucson Xmas Beer Mile
Keely Campbell 20:16.0 5-Nov-2011 Fredericton, NB
Freddy Beach Beer Mile
20 From Bottle Kaluha Kaluha pre-mix cocktail, 5%
Keely Campbell DNF 7-Nov-2009 Fredericton, NB
Frank Can't pronounce it... it's fre 25:32.1 4-Aug-2007 Winnipeg, MB
Manitoba Summer Beer Mile Championships
From Can Guiness claims he ran a chunder mile since he didn't run the penalty lap for puking
Patrick "Canned Heat" Canfield 6:57.0 23-May-2009 Jacksonville, FL
5th Annual Jacksonville Beer Mile
22 From Can Budweiser Thats that heat ya heard?
Patrick Cassady 6:30.3 22-Nov-2009 Terre Haute, Indiana
2009 National's Milk Mile
From Cup Chocolate Milk
P. Cawkwell DNF 19-Jun-2014 New York, NY
NYC Mens Beer Mile Championships
From Can Unknown
Mike Cespedes 15:25.0 29-Dec-2005 Thiells, NY
3rd Annual Holiday Classic Beer Mile 2005
30 From Can Budweiser Didn't finish all of his beer , recieved a penatly lap and got the Dumbass Award
PUKE CHUTE 9:49.0 2-Sep-2007 State College, PA
NVHHH BEER MILE
From Can NATURAL ICE
Štěpán "Frotto" Chvojka 10:21.0 8-Nov-2014 Prague, Czech Republic
2. ročník - Podzimní BeerMile
20 From Bottle heineken vomit
Mark Colpoys 10:58.0 12-Nov-2005 Chicago, IL
Chicagoland Beer Mile Invitational
40 From Can Budweiser
Chuck "IronChuck" Compson 10:24.2 18-Dec-2012 New Orleans, LA
NOLA Holiday Beer Mile 2012
29 From Bottle Abita Restoration
Chuck "IronChuck" Compson 10:27.0 18-Dec-2012 New Orleans, LA
Winter Beer Mile
29 From Bottle Abita Restoration Pale Ale
Pat "Cooker" Cook 8:27.0 3-Sep-2004 Hamilton, ON
St. Mary's Labour Day Invite
18 From Can Old Milwaukee Puked up dinner during 4th beer
Keith Cooper 7:35.0 29-Dec-2006 St Louis, MO
St. Louis 2006 Beer Mile
47 From Can Budweiser
Derek Cripps 9:04.0 3-Nov-2007 Milton, Ontario
1st Annual Milton Fall Classic
From Can Keiths
Peter Crocker 23:30.0 18-Dec-2007 Victoria, BC
4th Annual Dave Smart Beer Mile
23 From Can Lighthouse Race Rocks
Patrick "Drunkert" Dalton 12:38.0 23-Oct-2010 St. John's, Newfoundland, Canada
3rd Annual Athletics NORTHeast Bowring Park Beer Mile
34
Patrick De Sousa 12:37.0 13-Sep-2002 Vancouver, BC
4th Annual Gemini Beer MIle
From Can OK Spring Pale Ale
Plunkert "Slappy" Dean 17:30.0 29-Mar-2008 Charlotte, NC
2nd Charlotte Beer Mile
36 From Can Icehouse Penalty Lap
Spider "Chicago Hurricane" Dick 8:43.6 24-Nov-2008 A Dark Place On A Hill
Donkey Punch Beer Mile
4 From Can Budweiser Ok first time, spider hat = clincher
Patrick "Didi" Dideum 10:55.0 22-Sep-2007 Berkeley, CA
3rd Annual Wallace Birthday Beermile
Frank "Frankie 5 Toes" DiPentino 7:53.2 13-Sep-2010 McLean, VA
Guys Night Out
37 From Can Heineken Vini Vidi Vibramici
Papa Don't Peek 11:24.0 1-Jan-2009 Tucson, AZ
Tucson New Year Champagne Mile 2009
From Bottle Champagne
Papa Don't Peek 13:02.0 20-Sep-2008 Tucson, AZ
Non-Piratey Statute and Nautical Beer Mile
From Can Miller Lite Nautical in 14:40, first beer mile
Peter Doroschuck 11:59.0 3-Aug-2007 Winnipeg, MB
2007 Manitoba Summer Beer Mile
20 From Can n/a Penalty lap
Peter "Jester" Doroschuk 11:59.9 4-Aug-2007 Winnipeg, MB
Manitoba Summer Beer Mile Championships
From Can Budweiser with penalty lap... used to wimpy american beer
Peter Doroschuk 16:57.0 25-Aug-2012 Winnipeg, MB
Manitoba Summer Beermile 2012
From Can 3 Fort Garry Dark, 1 Fort Garry Lime Ran a chunder drinking his pints from the can. Was also wearing the best top
Peter "Mad-Dog" Doroshuk 9:53.0 19-Mar-2011 Winnipeg, MB
2011 Manitoba Winter beermile
From Can OV
Peter "Dorobilly" Doroshuk 10:48.0 23-Aug-2014 Winnipeg, MB
2014 Manitoba Summer Beermile
peter Doroshuk 14:30.0 17-Mar-2012 Winnipeg, MB
2012 Manitoba Winter beermile
From Can O.V ran the entire beermile while smoking cigarettes. Was not even going to show up untill Tyrone called Jon and asked him to beat Peter at RPS over the phone to run it. Peter clearly lost.
Peter "Pistol Pete" Doroshuk 20:13.0 20-Mar-2010 Winnipeg, MB
2010 Manitoba Winter Beermile
24 From Can Brewhaus Was suspected of being either a Narc or a mexican alien
Patrick Dougherty 12:48.0 6-Dec-2008 College Station, TX
2nd Annual College Station Beer Mile
From Can Budweiser
Patrick "Thunderfoot" Dougherty 13:48.0 9-Dec-2007 College Station, TX
1st Annual Aggieland Beer Mile
28 From Can Budwieser
Paul Dribnock 9:11.0 23-Nov-2011
Silicon Valley Beer MIle 2011
Paul Dribnock 9:36.0 21-Nov-2007 Los Gatos CA
2007 Silicon Valley Beer Mile
Kyle Dunlop 9:26.7 18-Sep-2011 Hespeler, ON
The Fall Classic
28 From Can Labatt Blue Couldn't afford shoes because he had to buy a class beer like Labatt Blue. Unable to become a two time winner because his older brother showed up
Kyle Dunlop 10:01.0 26-Jun-2010 Hespeler, ON
The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2010
27 From Can Old Milwaukee First time competitor, first time winner
Mike Duplass 15:35.0 1-Jun-2004 New Orleans, LA
New Orleans Spring Beer Mile
Wakes me when its over El Paso H3 11:50.0 4-Jun-2008 Denver, CO
Denver H3 Mile High Beer Mile #1
From Can Tecate 4.55%
Kevin Empey 9:40.0 25-Aug-2012 Winnipeg, MB
Manitoba Summer Beermile 2012
From Bottle Crystal
Kevin Empy 10:14.0 17-Mar-2012 Winnipeg, MB
2012 Manitoba Winter beermile
From Bottle Moosehead
Peter Eriksson 11:07.0 30-Sep-2009 Link?ping, Sweden
LiTHe Syras Beer Mile 2009
From Can 330ml
Peter Eriksson 12:38.0 2-Oct-2012 Linkoping, Sweden
LiTHe Syra Annual Beer Mile 2012
From Can 33 cl
Alenka Erpic Senk 10:21.0 2-Nov-2013 Novo mesto, Slovenia, Europe
3. BEER MILE - SLOVENIAN CHAMPIONCHIPS
42 From Bottle BANDIDOS TEQUILA women beermile 4 laps 3 beers 0,33l
Kyle Fahrenkamp 8:27.0 11-Nov-2011 Cincinnati, OH
Cincinnati Beer Mile IV
From Can Coors EL RD
Dave "Fitz" Fitzpatrick 7:03.0 18-Nov-2007 Collingwood, Ontario
Collingwood Crew
From Can Canadian
Patrick Flanagan DNF 5-Jun-2004 Waukesha, WI
First Annual to the Second Annual Burns Family Triathlon Series Beer-Mile Competition
25
Schwarzkopf "Coxcycle" Frank 17:13.0 3-Oct-2008 Ann Arbor, MI
Motown/Ann Arbor H3 Fall Classic Beer Mile
46 From Can Miller High Life
Patrick Gale 12:45.0 25-Apr-1997 Johnson City, TN
East Tennessee State University Beer Mile
Marky "Pulsating" Gaspy 7:39.0 24-Sep-2005 Boise, ID
Boise Beer Mile
30 From Can Coors Original Boise Hash House Harriers
Peter Gaukrodeger 20:22.0 15-Sep-2012 Rawlinson Track, Melbourne University
2012 Parkville Beer Mile
Peter Gaukrodger 10:09.0 21-Sep-2013 Rawlinson Track, Melbourne University
2013 Parkville Beer Mile
Peter Gaukrodger 12:44.0 27-Apr-2013 Rawlinson Track, Melbourne University
2013 Autumn Classic
Nice suit.
Patrick Gaynor 9:48.0 6-Dec-2003 Stevens Point, WI
First Annual Stevens Point Beer Mile
24 From Can Coors Puked
Patrick "UWW" Gaynor 12:10.0 11-Jul-2009 River Falls, WI
River Falls Days 3rd annual Beer Mile
30 From Can Milwaukee's Best Perplexed how he used to run these so fast....
Karl Gilpin 7:28.0 27-Feb-2009 Columbia, MO
True/False Beer Mile
From Bottle Miller Highlife
Skip "Spando Man" Gilson 7:38.0 9-Nov-2005 Grand Forks, ND
2nd Annual UND Firewater Fun Run
19 From Can Coors Orig PR second time
Skip "Ol Gils" Gilson 9:00.0 30-Nov-2007 Grand Forks, ND
3rd ever UND Firewater Fun Run
21 From Can Budweiser Defending Champ, PL
Patrick Goldberg DNF 8-May-2014 Van Cortlandt Park Running Track
CMSV Beer Mile
18 From Can Bud Light 2 beers 2 laps
Pavio Grzelewski 8:34.0 25-Oct-2014 Umeå, Sweden
Umeå Beermile
43 From Can Guldkällan 4,8%
Patrick "Killer" Guay 12:34.0 5-Oct-2002 Hull, PQ
Hull Beer Mile for Breast Cancer II
23
Patrick "Tricia" Gutierrez 6:31.7 22-Nov-2009 Jacksonville, FL
End of XC season beermile
25 From Can Budweiser Ran strong as Team Navy #1 guy
Peter "Jungle Fever" Hackett 6:57.0 7-Nov-2012 Newberry SC
Chocolate milk swag mile
18
Patrick Hanson 6:26.0 3-Oct-2008 Columbia, MO
First Annual Missouri Beer Mile
Pabst Blue Ribbon
Patrick Hanson 6:46.0 19-Jun-2012 Columbia, MO
Pat Hanson is going to Hotlanta Beer Mile
From Can 1PBR, 1 Coors UNDEFEATED in MO!!
Patrick Hanson 6:47.0 27-Feb-2009 Columbia, MO
True/False Beer Mile
From Can FatTire
Paul Hawksworth 7:24.0 21-Dec-2004 Victoria, BC
1st Annual Dave Smart Beer Mile
Patrik Hedberg DNF 9-Oct-2010 ?rebro, Sweden
The Ultimate Tiokamp
32 3 laps
Kip "Steiner" Hill 8:11.0 21-Nov-2009 Nashville, TN
1st Belmont Beer Mile (Standard Kingston Rules)
22 From Can Miller High Life 5'8
Kip "The Responsible Adult" Hill 9:32.3 21-Nov-2009 Nashville, TN
1st Annual Runnin' Rebels Beer Mile
21 From Can Coors
Patrick "Slow Pat" Hitchins 6:08.5 8-Nov-2014 Austin, TX
J&A's Beer Mile Qualifier
30 From Can Budweiser http://www.fitrankings.com, http://www.closers-inc.com
Patrick Hitchins 6:09.9 3-Dec-2014 Circuit of the Americas, Austin, TX
Flotrack 2014 Championships, Open Sub-Elite
30 From Can Hops & Grain Zoe
Patrick Hogan 9:38.0 7-Sep-2000 Burlington, ON
4th Annual Burlington Beer Mile
Kev Hope 8:23.0 1-Jun-2000 Nottingham, United Kingdom
Nottingham Chunder Mile 2000
Britton Hopkins 7:50.0 18-Oct-2013 Morgantown, WV
Homecoming Beer Mile
Budweiser
Ross Hopkins 15:25.0 26-Jan-2009 Brisbane, Australia
Queensland Beer Mile Championship
52 From Bottle Crown Lager
Pavel "Mirek" Hošinský 19:27.0 31-May-2014 Prague, Czech Republic
1. ročník - Jarní BeerMile
28 From Bottle heineken vomit
Pavel "Mirek" Hošinský 23:30.0 8-Nov-2014 Prague, Czech Republic
2. ročník - Podzimní BeerMile
30 From Bottle heineken
Pavel "Mirek" Hošinský 29:56.8 9-Nov-2013 Prague, Czech Republic
0. ročník - Podzimní BeerMile
30 From Can Budweiser 500ml can (5%)
Patrick Hurley 10:59.0 10-Jun-2014 Chicago, IL
Cabrini Green Track Club 2014 Beer Mile
28 From Can Budweiser
Emily Innskeep DNF 6-Dec-2008 Chicago, IL
Chicago Beer Mile IV - Yes we can!
From Can Budweiser DNS
Bill Inskeep 11:25.0 3-May-2014 Salt Lake City, UT
Fusion-io Beer Mile Invitational
51 From Bottle Busch Ice Showing the kids how it's done.
Nick Inskeep 13:24.0 3-May-2014 Salt Lake City, UT
Fusion-io Beer Mile Invitational
24 From Can Icehouse
Necrophiliac Jack 15:50.0 18-Sep-2009 Magazine St Beach, Cambridge, MA
3rd Anal Cumbridge H3 Summer Beer Mile
From Can Natural Light
Paige Jackson 13:12.0 6-Dec-2008 College Station, TX
2nd Annual College Station Beer Mile
From Can Lone Star
Pat Janeczek 14:37.0 22-Jul-2006 Sudbury, ON
Nickel City Beer Mile 2006
Karsten "K-Go" Jepsen 14:00.0 7-Jul-2007 White Bear Lake, Mn
First Run Dub B
18 From Can Miller Lite 1 season of high school CC, wants to play ultimate in college, first beer mile
Patrick Johnson 23:00.0 3-Oct-2010 Pullman, WA
Beer Chasers Beer Mile
From Can Pabst Blue Ribbon
Patrick "El Zen Master" Johnson 95:48.0 5-Dec-2010 Pullman, WA
Beer Chasers Winter Beer Mile
From Can Pabst Blue Ribbon
Patrick Jones 8:31.0 25-Oct-2008 Chicago, IL
Go Home Gary Beer Mile
From Can Bud Light
Patrick Jones 17:15.0 15-Oct-2011 Toronto, ON
Skule(tm) Rugby beermile
Kafi "Just Kafi" Joseph 13:52.0 17-Nov-2007 Seattle, WA
Seattle HHH First Beer Mile
24 From Can Pabst Blue Ribbon
P K 19:15.0 3-Aug-2007 Winnipeg, MB
2007 Manitoba Summer Beer Mile
21 From Can n/a penalty lap
Special K 7:37.0 22-Apr-2006 Millersville, PA
Metrics Beer Mile 2006
21 From Can Natural Light
Special K 8:57.0 25-Feb-2006 Millersville, PA
Millersville Winter Non-Qualifier Beer Mile 2006
21 From Bottle Miller High Life Virgin Performance
JP "Papa John" Kaal DNF 9-May-2008 Birmingham, AL
Samford Beer Mile 08'
22 From Can HighLife
Sophia "Soph" Kaidonis 46:22.0 25-Apr-2006 Adelaide, South Australia, Australia
The South Australian Beer Mile Championships
18 From Can Dr. Tims Traditional Ale Our 3rd Female home, beet job than her sister!
Erik Kap 11:40.0 30-Dec-2009 Pretoria, South Africa
The End of Year Centurion Beermile
From Can Carling Black Label
dave "dkap" kaplan DNF 27-Jun-2006 Long Island, NY
Second Annual Northport High school Beer Mile
18 From Can bud light smokes alot
Dianne Kapral 11:49.0 21-Jun-2013 Toronto, ON
7th West Toronto Classic
From Can Molson Canadian PB
Michal Kapral 7:17.0 21-Jun-2013 Toronto, ON
7th West Toronto Classic
From Can Molson Canadian PB
Michal "The Juggler" Kapral 11:18.0 13-Aug-2014 Toronto, ON
Classico Beermile 2014
From Can Budweiser Penalty lap
Perseus Karlström 6:12.0 1-Oct-2013 Linkoping, Sweden
LiTHe Syra Beermile 2013
33 cl
Perseus Karlström 6:51.7 2-Oct-2012 Linkoping, Sweden
LiTHe Syra Annual Beer Mile 2012
From Can 33 cl
Pawel Kartanowicz 10:54.0 18-Dec-2010 Morris County, NJ
8th Annual New Jersey Beermile Championships
30 From Bottle Modelo
Thorpe Kathleen 24:13.4 22-Nov-2007 Pensacola, Florida
Thanksgiving Beer Mile
46 From Can Miller Light
Mike "Shamwow!" Katopodis 10:18.3 13-Aug-2011 Winnipeg, MB
2011 Rudolph Bay Beer-Mile
From Can Kokanee Rookie of the year!
Mike "Shamwow!" Katopodis 14:06.0 9-Sep-2011 Winnipeg, MB
(Rudolph Bay) Fall Beermile 1.0
25 From Can Kokanee Failed to uphold elite rookie repeat performance
Jerry "Jerkin LA" Kaupilla 12:41.0 11-Aug-2007 Simi Valley, CA
3rd Annual Simi Valley Beer Mile
43 From Can Coors Consistent lap times
Jerry "Jerk In LA" Kaupilla 15:21.6 12-Aug-2006 Simi Valley, CA
2nd Annual Beer Mile
42 From Can Coors 1st Timer
Porno Keefe 10:13.0 9-Dec-2014 Chester canal towpath, UK
Chester Christmas Chugger
45 From Bottle speckled hen 5% 500ml fell asleep on bus home missing stop
Patrick "Portal Kombat" Keegan 25:26.0 3-Dec-1997 Middletown, CT
1st Annual Ben & Jerry's 4x4 (Relay Division)
20 Ice Cream 20:29 pint, 4:47 mile
Paul Keen 9:00.0 5-Dec-2001 Lancaster, PA
The 36th Annual Invitational Mile (2001)
Plunkett Keith DNF 14-Jun-2014 Hamburg, Germany
Inaugural Hamburg Beer Mile - Jack's Stag
Did not even make it to the start line
Pete Kellie 5:33.0 1-Jun-2006 Nottingham, United Kingdom
Nottingham Chunder Mile 2006
Patrick "PK" Kelly 10:58.0 14-May-2011 Saskatoon, SK
2011 Beerlympics Beer Mile
From Can Boxer
Patrick "PK" Kelly 11:40.0 25-Aug-2012 Winnipeg, MB
Manitoba Summer Beermile 2012
From Can Kokanee
Patrick "PK" Kelly 12:02.0 22-Aug-2008 Winnipeg, MB
Manitoba 2008 Summer Beermile
20 From Can Lucky
Patrick "PK" Kelly 12:05.0 15-Mar-2008 Winnipeg, MB
2008 Manitoba Winter Beermile
From Can Budweiser penalty lap
Patrick "PK" Kelly 14:59.0 17-Mar-2012 Winnipeg, MB
2012 Manitoba Winter beermile
From Can Canadian Puked
Patrick "PK" Kelly 15:15.0 24-May-2008 Winnipeg, MB
1st Annual DMR beer-race
From Can Budweiser 800m leg(RamRod)
Patrick Kelly 16:05.0 21-Mar-2009 Winnipeg, MB
2009 Manitoba Winter Beer Mile
20 From Can Budweiser
Patrick "PK" Kelly 19:15.5 4-Aug-2007 Winnipeg, MB
Manitoba Summer Beer Mile Championships
From Can Budweiser with penalty lap, looked very painful
Mike Kemp 7:21.0 9-Aug-1997 Kingston, ON
Kingston Classic IX
Mike Kemp 8:12.0 5-Apr-1997 Kingston, ON
3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer Mile
Cory "Here's Your Reference #" Kemper 12:14.0 29-Jul-2011 Seattle, WA
The SJ&J Beer Mile
25 From Can Pabst Blue Ribbon
Tyler Kempton 13:59.0 11-May-2013 Eugene, OR
Eugene Beer Mile #3
Patrick "Patrick" Kennedy 10:30.0 29-Nov-2013 Rockland, MA
Black Rock Peaches First Evah Beer Mile
49 From Can Coors Most relaxed chugger (Virgin mile)
Alison Keple 11:56.0 22-Dec-2009 Victoria, BC
6th Annual Dave Smart Beer Mile
39 From Can Spyhopper Honey Brown
Phlip Kepler 9:34.0 20-Nov-2010 Chicago, IL
Chicagoland Beer Mile v6
From Can Budweiser
Phlip Kepler 9:56.0 7-Dec-2013 Chicago, IL
9th Annual Chicagoland Beer Mile
From Can Budweiser
Phlip Kepler 10:48.0 6-Dec-2008 Chicago, IL
Chicago Beer Mile IV - Yes we can!
From Can Budweiser
Alex "Teater" Keppler DNF 3-May-2008 Cedar Falls, IA
1st Annual Somebody's Bachelor Party Beer Mile
23 Dropped out at 800m, in socks
Paul Kienberger 15:17.0 7-Dec-2002 St. Peter, MN
9th Annual Gustavus Beer Mile
20 From Can Premo 5 laps
Paul Kienberger 15:36.0 4-Dec-2001 St. Peter, MN
8th Annual Gustavus Beer Mile
From Can Premo 1st timer, 5 laps
Emstip "Master Kim" Kim 8:52.0 3-Dec-2006 Dallas, TX
Fall 2006 Dallas H3 Beermile
53 From Bottle Budweiser
Peter Kindret 13:37.0 13-Sep-2002 Vancouver, BC
4th Annual Gemini Beer MIle
From Can Granville Island Lager
Stephanie "Fabolous" King DNF 7-Apr-2006 Kingston, ON
Queen's University Beer Mile 2006
From Can Canadian Hard outing
Peter Kirchberger 11:39.0 20-Jul-2013 The Ark, Denholm, QC
Mad Trapper Trapathalon Trail Beer Mile
Spencer Kirk 6:54.0 14-Jul-2012 Chicago, IL
Beer Mile #6: Le Quatorze Julliet Edition
Pabst Blue Ribbon
Spencer Kirk 7:23.0 7-Dec-2006 williamsburg, VA
Colonial Beer Mile
22 From Can Budweiser
Kim Klapstein 11:29.0 18-Dec-2007 Victoria, BC
4th Annual Dave Smart Beer Mile
37 From Can Rickards White Ale
Patrick "PK" Klein 5:08.8 22-Nov-2011 Platteville, WI
4th Annual UWP Chocolate Milk MIle
From Cup Chocolate Milk
Patrick "PK" Klein 5:16.0 24-Nov-2009 Platteville, WI
2nd Annual Chocolate Milk Mile
21 From Cup Choc. Milk Ran Alone, did not start with rest of race
Phil "Roo Boy" Klein 9:56.0 26-Jan-2014 Brisbane Australia
Queensland Beer Mile Championships 2014
51 From Bottle Coopers Pilsner
Nate Klump 10:58.0 14-Dec-2007 Mankato, MN
Beerlympics III
22 From Bottle Budweiser The Rookie pulled out a respectable beermile in his debut run.
Brian "Knappsack" Knapp 8:30.0 11-Nov-2003 Lees-McRae Track: Banner Elk, NC
First Open Bobcat Beer Mile Run
21 From Can Busch Diesel 5th in the southeast for cross country, Awesome first race
Lisa Knapp 12:40.0 11-Jun-2011 Red Deer, AB
Red Deer Beer Mile 2011
27 From Can Co-Op Gold
Patricia Ko 34:44.0 3-Oct-2008 Toronto, ON
UofT Engineering Rugby!
19 From Bottle Corona
Jeff "Sledge" Koeppen 11:49.0 25-Nov-2010 Farmington CT
Turkey Trot
30 From Can Bush Light Played tackle football for 1 hour prior
Juha-Pekka Konttinen 7:44.0 27-Aug-2014 Helsinki, Finland
The Backwood Hillbillies International Beer Mile
35 From Bottle Brookyln Lager
Pete Koomen 16:36.0 27-Apr-2004 Cleveland, OH
CWRUN '04
From Can Milwaukee's Best Ice
Spencer "Mr Chop Suey" Koop 17:32.0 14-Jun-2013 Abbotsford, BC
Friday Night TriNight Beer Mile #2
21 From Can Molson Excel Required to run 1 extra loop
Igor "Got game" Kopecky 10:25.0 11-Sep-2005 Edmonton, AB
Timpathelon4
34 From Can Kokanee Waits for next event
Igor "Speedo" Kopecky 16:01.0 29-Sep-2006 Calgary, AB
Timpathelon5
35 From Can Kokanee No 16th place here
Igor "Igster" Kopecky 17:22.0 20-Aug-2011 Edmonton, AB
Timpathelon 10
40 From Can Kokanee bonus lap - puker
Thomas Kopler 9:31.0 8-Aug-1998 Kingston, ON
Kingston Classic X
Eric "the BigRedRefreshment (aka Jimmy)" Kopp 10:36.0 22-Feb-2003 Platteville, WI
UWP Open
23 From Can Coors Original :18,1:16,1:21,1:16,1:42,1:21,2:12,1:14
Eric "the BigRedRefreshment (aka Jimmy)" Kopp DNF 8-May-2004 Platteville, WI
2004 Graduates/Post Conf. BeerMile
25 From Bottle IceHouse :59,:78,4:08,1:25,dnf
Ryan "The Little Guy" Kopp 11:39.0 12-Mar-2007 Mahwah, NJ
Ramapo College Spring Break Invite
20 From Can Miller High Life Light No Penalty Lap
Ryan "The Little Guy" Kopp 13:28.4 22-Nov-2006 Mahwah, NJ
601 Stupid Invitational
20 From Can Miller High Life didn't do the penalty lap
Ryan "pussy" Kopp DNF 25-Nov-2008 Mahwah, NJ
Biennial 601 Thanksgiving Classic Race
22 From Bottle bass giant pussy face
Richard Koppenol 15:17.0 28-Jan-2008 Brisbane, Australia
Queensland Beer Mile Championship
63 From Bottle Tooheys Dry
Richard Koppenol 16:26.0 26-Jan-2007 Brisbane, Australia
Queensland Beer Mile Championship
61 From Bottle Tooheys Dry Walker-Had a 40 metre lead at the start(fastest drinker in town). Great performance after last years DNF
Richard Koppenol DNF 26-Jan-2006 Brisbane, Australia
Queensland Beer Mile Championship
60 From Bottle Tooheys Dry 345ml/5%
Kepler Kramer 20:26.0 3-May-2014 Salt Lake City, UT
Fusion-io Beer Mile Invitational
38 From Bottle Becks
Thomas Kreutzpeintner 9:45.0 14-Jul-2011 Eugene, OR
Eugene Beer Mile #1
Paul Kristek 14:20.0 26-Jun-2014 Seattle, WA
Inaugural Greenlake Beer Mile
40 From Can Budweiser
Pat Krueger 12:34.0 21-Jun-2005 New Orleans, LA
New Orleans Summer Beer Mile
Patrick Krueger 13:41.0 4-Jan-2005 New Orleans, LA
ABITA New Orleans Winter 2005 Beer Mile
From Bottle Abita Amber
Juha "Padasjoen Patman" Kumpulainen 10:31.0 27-Aug-2014 Helsinki, Finland
The Backwood Hillbillies International Beer Mile
54 From Bottle Anchor Liberty Ale
Peter Kunej 9:29.0 2-Nov-2013 Novo mesto, Slovenia, Europe
3. BEER MILE - SLOVENIAN CHAMPIONCHIPS
43 From Bottle LASKO
PETER KUNEJ 9:58.0 7-Jun-2013 Novo mesto, Slovenia, Europe
2. BEER MILE SLOVENIAN CHAMPIONCHIPS
43 From Can LASKO
Chris "refreshments" Kupczyk 10:03.0 19-Jul-2003 Vienna, VA
SLR Summer BBQ Beer Mile
Mickeys Big Mouth
Pargol Lakhan 13:50.0 2-Aug-2011 Vancouver, BC
Broadway Beer Mile 2
From Cup Vodka
Chris "Nolimitrunna" Lamperski 7:03.0 17-May-2007 Charlotte, NC
Dilworth Beer Mile
25 From Can Miller High Life 1st beer mile
Mark Laperouse 7:42.0 30-Nov-2013 Giles Island, MS
Giles Island Beer Mile
34 From Can Budweiser Personal best, beat previous course record
Mark Laperouse 7:46.1 22-Nov-2012 Giles Island, MS
Giles Island Beer Mile
33 From Can Budweiser PR
Mark Laperouse 9:18.0 24-Nov-2011 Giles Island, MS
Giles Island Beer Mile
32 From Can Budweiser 2011 Winner
Mark Laperouse 9:46.0 26-Nov-2010 Giles Island, MS
Giles Island Beer Mile
31 From Can Budweiser
Patrick "Newbie" Lincoln 26:05.0 2-Jun-2007 Louisville, KY
Beer Mile #6
22 From Can Budweiser
Nick Lipari 6:38.0 20-Nov-2011 Terre Haute, Indiana
2011 National's Milk Mile
From Cup Chocolate Milk
Doreen Lipovski 21:36.0 19-Jan-2013 Hull, PQ
Studs, Buds and Suds Beer Mile 2013
From Can Budweiser 2nd woman
Ricky "Coop" Lupp 19:59.0 11-Nov-2007 Cincinnati, OH
On a Whim one Night in the Nasty Nati
18 From Can Budweiser I don't know what he did
Paul "PMac" MacKenzie 12:15.0 6-Nov-2010 Sydney, Cape Breton
CB Barbarians House Crawl Beer Mile
39 From Can Labbat's Blue
Paul Mackinnon 21:50.0 1-Nov-2003 Waterloo, ON
Inaugural UW Invitational Beer Mile
18 From Can Kokanee
Paul MacKinnon 22:18.0 19-Aug-2005 Sarnia, ON
5th Annual Canatara Beach Memorial Beer Mile
20 From Can Export wanted to drink Kokanee
Paul MacKinnon 26:47.0 5-Oct-2004 Waterloo, ON
2nd Annual UW Invitational Beer Mile
19 From Can Kokanee
Paul MacKinnon 30:13.0 5-Nov-2005 Waterloo, ON
The Guinness Gallop
20 From Can Export would have done better with Kokanee
Chuck"Shit Happens" Magera DNF 25-Mar-2006 Charlotte, NC
Charlotte Beer Mile & Pub Crawl
Patrick "Rooster" Mahoney 9:31.0 9-Nov-2005 Grand Forks, ND
2nd Annual UND Firewater Fun Run
21 From Can Budweiser FUCK defending CHAMP (Ouch)
Brian "B-Nasty" Makupson 13:25.0 25-Apr-2011 Gaffney, SC
Gaffney Beer Mile Invitational
21 From Can Busch Light
Brian "B-Nasty" Makupson 14:27.0 26-Apr-2011 Gaffney, SC
Gaffney Beer Mile Classic
21 From Can Busch Light Ran 5th Lap
Christoph Malik 7:54.3 30-Aug-2014 Cologne/Germany
Bermile Cologne
From Bottle Heineken 5% 0.33l
Pär Markström DNF 25-Oct-2014 Umeå, Sweden
Umeå Beermile
From Can Heineken 13.20 at 1209 mtrs
Ken McAlpine 7:37.0 1-Apr-2006 Waterloo, ON
5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario Championships)
34 Chocolate Milk Rookie, facility milk record!
Phil ""Are you going to drink that ?"" McKennan 6:31.0 5-Apr-2008 Berkeley, CA
Pledging
18 From Can Budweiser winner
Billie McKim Murphy DNF 9-May-2014 Vancouver, BC
Broadway Beer Mile 4
Phil McKinney DNF 14-Jul-2011 Eugene, OR
Eugene Beer Mile #1
Will "Dead Last Monkey" McPeake 37:25.0 17-Jul-2010 Nashville, TN
2010 Nashville Beer Mile
40 From Bottle Blue Moon
Patrick Melancon 10:50.0 30-May-2010 New Orleans, LA
Memorial Day Beer Mile
44 From Bottle Bud Ice
Kapral Michal 8:20.0 15-Jun-2012
Michal's Big Birthday Beermile
40 From Bottle Mill St Stock
Peter Miskiel 16:45.0 15-Oct-2011 Toronto, ON
Skule(tm) Rugby beermile
Paul Monczka 9:14.0 13-Aug-2014 Toronto, ON
Classico Beermile 2014
Patrick Morgan 5:42.0 21-Nov-2010 Terre Haute, Indiana
2010 National's Milk Mile
From Cup Chocolate Milk
Patrick Mottard 13:31.0 16-Aug-2009 Quebec, PQ
Annual Quebec Endurance's Beer Mile 2009
24 From Bottle Budweiser Penalty Lap
Chuck Murphy 11:12.0 15-Nov-1996 London, ON
UWO / Queen's Virtual Beer Mile
Mike Murphy 13:39.0 13-Jan-2007 Lakeland, Fl
The XXX Beer Mile
20 From Can Coors came down from Indiana
Mike "Murph the Girth" Murphy 13:39.5 13-Jan-2007 Lakeland, Florida
The XXX Beer Mile
20 From Can Coors came down from Indiana
Karma Hates My Parents 53:01.0 15-Mar-2008 Spring Lake, NC
Carolina Trash Beer Mile 2008
26 From Can Coors Lite puked while walking.
Pavel "Majk" Mykytyn 18:53.0 8-Nov-2014 Prague, Czech Republic
2. ročník - Podzimní BeerMile
25 From Bottle heineken vomit
Pavel "Mirek" Mykytyn DNF 31-May-2014 Prague, Czech Republic
1. ročník - Jarní BeerMile
25 From Bottle heineken nejde
Patterson Nick 43:35.0 22-Nov-2007 Pensacola, Florida
Thanksgiving Beer Mile
23 From Can Bud Light
Patrick "SlipperyP" Niemeyer 8:36.0 2-Jan-2014 Seattle, WA
Beer Mile
38 From Can Budweiser
Patrick Nolan 22:50.0 17-Nov-2000 Kingston, ON
Fifth Annual Kingston Fall Beer Mile
Patrick "Pukey" O'Grady 18:26.0 22-Sep-2005 New York, NY
Wallace Birthday Beermile
From Can Original Coors
Patrick "Pat" Odonnell 7:04.0 25-Apr-2008 Coral Gables, Florida
Hurricane Invite
?? Rookie of the year
jacky p 17:49.0 20-Mar-2010 Winnipeg, MB
2010 Manitoba Winter Beermile
From Can lucky
Nick P 9:55.0 14-Aug-2007 Port Jefferson, NY
Port Jefferson Beer Mile
Mike P. 9:50.0 31-Dec-2011 Pasadena, CA
Livin' On A Prayer Beer Mile
From Can Tecate
Christopher "Pancake" Packnett 8:44.0 13-May-2006 Greencastle, IN
2nd Annual Natty 1600
20 From Can Busch Light Wore a ponytail, and chugged 2 pre-race beers
Jon Pafk 9:04.1 3-Dec-2014 Circuit of the Americas, Austin, TX
Flotrack 2014 Championships, Open Heat 1
36 From Can Hops & Grain Zoe
Mackenzie "P-Mac" Page 10:35.0 17-Mar-2007 Winnipeg, MB
2007 Manitoba Winter Beermile
19 From Can Lucky penalty lap
Junyong Pak 6:07.0 4-Jan-2005 New Orleans, LA
ABITA New Orleans Winter 2005 Beer Mile
From Bottle Abita Amber
Junyong Pak DNF 21-Jun-2005 New Orleans, LA
New Orleans Summer Beer Mile
From Can Miller High Life 6.08 PR
Wet Paperback 52:35.0 15-Mar-2008 Spring Lake, NC
Carolina Trash Beer Mile 2008
29 From Can Coors Lite drank hugs with her beers
Cori "All oiled up" Park 22:09.0 24-Sep-2005 Boise, ID
Boise Beer Mile
30 From Can Coors Light Coors what? Illegal.
Kevin Park 8:38.0 13-Jun-2012 Montville, NJ
MTHS Milk Mile 2012
15 From Cup 2% Milk
Alex Parker 13:03.0 7-Apr-2000 Kingston, ON
6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer Mile
Hammer Parker 6:47.0 21-Nov-2010 Terre Haute, Indiana
2010 National's Milk Mile
From Cup Chocolate Milk
Jim Parker 9:00.0 24-Nov-2010 Los Gatos CA
2010 Silicon Valley Beer Mile
Jim Parker 9:23.0 23-Nov-2011
Silicon Valley Beer MIle 2011
Jim Parker 9:45.0 21-Nov-2007 Los Gatos CA
2007 Silicon Valley Beer Mile
43
Jim Parker 10:42.0 4-Dec-2008 Los Gatos CA
Silicon Valley Beer Mile 2008
44
Joe Parker DNF 16-Jul-2005 Columbus, OH
Race for the Cure - The Brewskie Edition
18 5:01mile after drinking Colt 45, did not run official beer mile
John Parker 9:22.0 20-Oct-2002 Bozeman, MT
Bozeman Beer race
21 From Can Keystone Light
Lance Parker 6:15.0 8-Nov-2014 Austin, TX
J&A's Beer Mile Qualifier
From Can Budweiser
Lance Parker 6:32.2 3-Dec-2014 Circuit of the Americas, Austin, TX
Flotrack 2014 Championships, Open Sub-Elite
33 From Can Hops & Grain Zoe
Michael Parker 8:00.0 10-Oct-2014 Oakville, Ontario, Canada
The L.O.S.T. Beer Mile
From Bottle Lakeport LOSTie
Thomas Parker 15:22.0 5-Oct-2004 Waterloo, ON
2nd Annual UW Invitational Beer Mile
20 From Can Rum & Coke First place in the Muslim Appreciation Mile
Tom Parker 21:54.0 1-Nov-2003 Waterloo, ON
Inaugural UW Invitational Beer Mile
19 From Can Export
Zander Parker 13:19.0 4-Apr-1998 Kingston, ON
4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer Mile
David "Just Dave" Parkinson 10:42.0 17-Nov-2007 Seattle, WA
Seattle HHH First Beer Mile
26 From Can Pabst Blue Ribbon
Harrison "PBW" Parks 16:46.0 19-Aug-2005 Ontario,Canada
2nd Annual Teckub Beer Mile
From Bottle Labbat's Blue Puked
Klay "Meat sweats" Patersun 8:26.0 16-Nov-2013 Kingston, ON
Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013
24 From Can PC Genuine Lager Also big PB wearing street clothes
Chris Patrick 7:49.0 13-Jun-2009 Columbus, GA
3rd Annual Columbus Beer Mile
25 From Can Coors
Clayton Patrick 13:18.0 28-Apr-2007 Fort Collins, CO
2nd Annual Fort Collins Beer Mile
25 We expect a great sophomore performance
Mike Patterson 12:19.0 11-Dec-1998 North Bay, ON
North Bay Beer Mile
Mike Patterson 12:49.0 2-Apr-2003 London, ON
The First Annual Western Spring Beer Mile - Men
22 From Can Old Milwaukee God im getting old
Rick "The Game" Patterson 7:16.0 29-May-2010 Jacksonville, FL
6th Annual Jacksonville Beer Mile
40 From Can Budweiser What can you say a PR is a PR. Patty is back!
Rick "The Game" Patterson 7:24.0 21-May-2005 Jacksonville, FL
Owen Shott Memorial Beer Mile
35 From Can Budweiser closed well
Rick "The Game" Patterson 7:44.0 29-Jul-2006 Jacksonville, FL
Cap'n Pic's Hoo-ahh Challenge
36 Budweiser it wasn't flashy but it got the job done
Rick "Game" Patterson 8:00.0 23-May-2009 Jacksonville, FL
5th Annual Jacksonville Beer Mile
39 From Bottle Red Stripe mediocrity
Rick "My game is Back" Patterson 8:12.0 24-May-2008 Jacksonville, FL
Owen Shott 4th Annual
38 From Can Budweiser The godfather of jville beermile is back
Rick "Game" Patterson 8:40.0 26-May-2007 Jacksonville, FL
Owen Shott 3rd Annual
37 From Can Budweiser got "girled" on last lap
Rick "I lost my game" Patterson 10:05.0 1-Dec-2007 Jacksonville, FL
FL Beermile Championships
36 From Can Budweiser On the comeback trail
Rick "Game" Patterson 14:34.0 19-May-2006 Jacksonville, FL
Owen Shott Memorial
36 From Can Budweiser from 7:20 to this ?
Kevin "the 31 year old" Patzoldt 8:36.7 16-Mar-2007 St. Peter, MN
1st Annual Peter Strauss Memorial Beer Mile
23 From Can Premo
Rick Pavlat 16:23.0 6-Dec-2003 Stevens Point, WI
First Annual Stevens Point Beer Mile
From Can Coors Puked
Chris Pawlick 10:22.4 21-Mar-2009 San Francisco, CA
3rd Annual WVTC Winter Classic
From Can Heineken
Sam Pawluk 11:20.0 31-Dec-2004 Vancouver, BC
1st Annual New Years Eve Beer Mile
19 From Can Granville Island Kajaks
Kathleen "Princess" Payne 12:14.0 18-Dec-2010 Pakuranga, Auckland, New Zealand
Choppers Beer Mile 2010
35 From Bottle DB Export PB by 2 minutes!
Judge Peaker 9:01.0 15-May-2014 Club la Santa, Lanzarote
Ironman Lanzarote prologue
49 From Bottle san miguel 5.4%
Judge Peaker 10:41.0 9-Dec-2014 Chester canal towpath, UK
Chester Christmas Chugger
49 From Bottle blue moon 5.4%
Jackie Pearce 8:21.0 19-Jun-2012 Columbia, MO
Pat Hanson is going to Hotlanta Beer Mile
From Can Tallgrass Halcyon Wheat PR
Jackie Pearce 8:49.0 3-Oct-2008 Columbia, MO
First Annual Missouri Beer Mile
Budweiser
Jackie Pearce 9:43.0 27-Feb-2009 Columbia, MO
True/False Beer Mile
From Can Budweiser
Jackie Pearce 10:16.0 22-Jun-2002 Edmonton, AB
2002 Canadian National Beer Mile Championships
SK; Penalty Lap
Becky Pearson DNF 16-Oct-2002 London, ON
The First Annual Western Fall Beer Mile - Women
19 I timed too
James Peck 8:37.0 15-Oct-2010 West Chester, PA
10th Annual West Chester Beer Mile
From Can Coors Extra Gold
Kelly Peck 10:36.0 16-Dec-2005 West Chester, PA
5th Annual West Chester, PA Beer Mile
From Can Yuengling Newcomer with promise
Kristian Hebogaard Pedersen 8:53.0 5-Jun-2014 Copenhagen, Denmark
DM i Beer Mile 2014
32 From Can Royal Export 33 cl, 5.6%
Papa Don't Peek 12:05.0 25-Dec-2008 Tucson, AZ
3rd Annual Tucson Xmas Beer Mile
From Can Coors Light
Mike "Statch" Peel 22:04.0 18-Nov-2005 Claremont, CA
Bernie's Birthday Beer Mile
21 From Can Pabst Blue Ribbon
Mary Pelak DNF 2-Dec-2006 Chicago, IL
Chicago Beer Mile v2.0
julie ann "lockbox" penaskovic 14:38.0 1-Jan-2013 San Diego, CA
CA Larrikins Hash 1st Annual New Years Day Beermile
40 From Can miller high life
Mike "Moose" Percival 7:28.0 14-Apr-2009 Hamilton, ON
89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold Classic
21 From Can Schiltz
Nick Peretta 8:49.0 20-Aug-2005 Massapequa, NY
First Annual Massapequa Beer Mile
Chris Perkins 9:03.1 18-May-2004 Niagra Falls, NY
Spring into Summer 3k
Eric Perkins DNF 23-Nov-2011
Silicon Valley Beer MIle 2011
Katie Perkins 24:45.0 7-Dec-2005 Carrollton, GA
1st Annual UWG Beer Mile
19 From Can Natural Light
Katelyn Perry 12:27.0 16-Dec-2008 Victoria, BC
5th Annual Dave Smart Beer Mile
21 From Can Vancouver Islander
Frederik Peschardt 19:18.2 28-Sep-2014 Esbjerg, Denmark
Carsten Bojsen memorial 2014
19 From Can Faxe Premium 5.0 %
Erik Peterson 7:37.0 14-Jul-2011 Eugene, OR
Eugene Beer Mile #1
Nick "Dubstep" Peterson DNF 18-Nov-2014 Northampton, Ma
NHS Coke Mile 2014
Freshman.
Oskar Petersson 7:11.8 2-Oct-2012 Linkoping, Sweden
LiTHe Syra Annual Beer Mile 2012
From Can 33 cl
Oskar Pettersson 8:59.0 1-Oct-2013 Linkoping, Sweden
LiTHe Syra Beermile 2013
33 cl
Erick "Bet it all" Petursson 8:16.0 11-Sep-2005 Edmonton, AB
Timpathelon4
From Can Kokanee 2nd place finish
Jacky Phaelon 11:35.0 17-Mar-2012 Winnipeg, MB
2012 Manitoba Winter beermile
From Can Budweiser She had to be the happiest person on the start line
Brick "Brick" Philbrick 9:50.0 1-Jan-2010 Maumelle, AR
First Bi-Annual Central Arkansas Beer Mile
45 From Can Coors Original I ditched biology lab for this? Awesome!
Scott "Brick" Philbrick 12:15.0 1-Jan-2011 Maumelle, AR
Second Semi-Bi-Annual Central Arkansas Beer Mile
46 From Can Pabst Blue Ribbon PBR!!!! (AT kROGER, GETTIN CHEESE AND CRACKERS)
Eskimo Pi Diver 9:42.0 1-Jan-2009 Tucson, AZ
Tucson New Year Champagne Mile 2009
From Bottle Champagne
Nick "Big Sausage" Piazza 28:39.0 16-Aug-2011 Center Vlley
DSU Beer Mile
20 From Can Dark Horse
Matt Pickel 16:50.0 5-Oct-2004 Waterloo, ON
2nd Annual UW Invitational Beer Mile
20 From Can Export
Chad "Just Chad" Pickens 14:45.0 1-Feb-2014 Fresno, Ca.
Coyote Ugly Hash House Harriers Beermile
32 From Can Budweiser Had to drink a penalty beer. Tried to hide a half drank beer.
Carl Pickering DNF 30-May-2014 Lexington, KY
Lexington Beer Mile Spring 2014
The Pickle Maker 10:00.0 18-Oct-2013 Fort Lauderdale, FL
Full Moon H3 Beermile
From Can Pabst Blue Ribbon Super Master
John Pickles 12:33.0 19-Dec-2013 North Vancouver, Canada
First Annual Mayer Tribute
From Can Bowen Island Deep 6 lager
Kevin Picton 14:43.0 22-Dec-2009 Victoria, BC
6th Annual Dave Smart Beer Mile
24 From Can Pilsner
mike pierce 9:50.0 30-Jun-2005 Ottawa, ON
18 From Bottle Labbat's Blue
Dorothy Pike DNF 5-May-2012 Raleigh, NC
Triangle Area Runners Challenge v3.0
27 From Bottle Bud Light Platinum
Jim "III" Pike 11:29.0 27-Nov-2005 Dallas, TX
Fall 2005 Dallas H3 Beer Mile
45 From Can Milwakee Ice
Mr. Pink 6:37.0 18-Jan-2014 Toronto, ON
SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.3
33 From Can Laker PB! 3rd BM in 5 days. Two previous on Tallboys, followed by 355ml celebratory beers convinced him of possibilities. Absolutely flat out, worse leg pain than only 10k race the next day.
Mr. Pink 6:47.0 3-Oct-2014 Vienna, Austria
Midnight Vindobona H3 Beer Mile
34 From Can Ottakringer 5.2% Austrian national record.
Mr. Pink 6:48.0 12-Jul-2013 Toronto, ON
SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #4
33 From Can Laker VERY near puke multiple times, spent 10 mins after finishing hunched over storm drain
Mr. Pink 7:01.0 14-Jun-2013 Toronto, ON
SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #3
33 From Can Laker (Finally) a Hogtown H4 record
Mr. Pink 7:20.0 9-Aug-2013 Toronto, ON
SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #5
33 From Can Laker First non-PB. Coming ever closer to puking
Mr. Pink 7:33.0 31-May-2013 Toronto, ON
SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #2 / Hogan's H3 #403
32 From Can Laker Not a H4 record
Mr. Pink 7:46.0 11-Oct-2013 Toronto, ON
SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #6
33 From Can Laker Almost lost undefeated streak because of busting a 12k Strava segement. First time not leading a Beer Mile
Mr. Pink 7:54.0 10-May-2013 Toronto, ON
SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #1
32 From Can Keith's IPA
Mr. Pink 7:58.0 21-Jan-2014 Toronto, ON
SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.4
33 From Can Red Racer WR: Sub -20°C, WR: Sub 0°F, WR: Red Racer. Picked 6.5% beer to aid non-freezing. Both Beer 3 & 4 at least partially slush, which he's blaming for double near vomit. Red Racer is not Beer Mile beer! 4th BM in 8 days.
Mr. Pink 8:22.0 13-Dec-2013 Toronto, ON
SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #9
33 From Can Laker Only non-PB, somewhat incredibly given the frigidness. Reclaims BM crown - several moments threatening to be horizontal on icy curves
Mr. Pink 8:47.0 24-Jan-2014 Toronto, ON
SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.6
33 From Can Laker Thought he was much quicker. First Puke in mouth on Beer #3
Mr. Pink 8:53.0 8-Nov-2013 Toronto, ON
SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #7
33 From Can Laker Lost perfect record the way he would have wanted. Not trying but pushing Sheldon just enough to ensure new victor spent post-race in the bushes while Pink downed the rest of the beer
Mr. Pink 9:07.0 22-Jan-2014 Toronto, ON
SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.5
33 From Can Laker 473ml Why in the living fuck did I not use my go to BM beer in my first 2 Tallboy Mile attempts? VERY nearly quit on beer #3. As far as we can tell, Tallboy WR
Mr. Pink 9:59.0 10-Jan-2014 Toronto, ON
SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10
33 From Can Laker Hadn't slept for more than 30 hours at start of BM, fell into drain on back straight
Mr. Pink 10:11.0 14-Jan-2014 Toronto, ON
SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.1 (Solo Tallboys)
33 From Can Canadian 473ml Solo tall boy attempt. Track frozen, so ran 16x110 yards on Canadian football track. Switchbacks didn't help.
Mr. Pink 10:11.0 17-Jan-2014 Toronto, ON
SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.2
33 From Can Canadian 473ml
Mr. Pink 15:42.0 6-Dec-2013 Toronto, ON
SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #8
33 From Can Laker Paced winner to 6:02 3 beers/3 laps split. Technical DQ for not drinking beers/running laps in right order. For those who speculated if stockpiling beers into one lap would help, it doesn't. It is grotesque.
Mr. Pink 23:52.0 24-Jan-2014 Toronto, ON
SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.6
33 From Can Laker Double Mile: Fuck the double Beer Mile. Walked the last lap. The purest vision of hell seen since he was last in Wales.
James Pinkerton 9:57.8 21-Mar-2009 San Francisco, CA
3rd Annual WVTC Winter Classic
From Can Heineken
Mallory Pinnock 22:00.0 11-Nov-2010 Fredericton, NB
Freddy Beach Beer Mile
Ed "ed the sped" Piotrowski 16:40.0 19-Apr-2003 Hauppauge, Long Island, NY
Hauppauge Beer Mile 2
22 From Can Natural Light
erik pisby 9:19.0 2-Oct-2004 Missoula, MT
'04 Western MonTucky Beermile Championship
Karen "Licker" Pixalu 24:43.0 17-Nov-2007 Seattle, WA
Seattle HHH First Beer Mile
36 From Can Pabst Blue Ribbon
Stasia Ploskonka DNF 8-Oct-2009 Albuquerque, NM
Sport Systems First Annual Beer Mile
23 From Can Tecate
David Plotkin 11:58.0 12-Mar-2013 Northampton, Ma
2013 Donut Mile (or, the time Aidan lost)
Donuts
David Plotkin 30:02.0 20-Nov-2012 Northampton, Ma
NHS Coke Mile 2012
From Can Coca-Cola Didn't pay ahead of time
Dean "Slappy" Plunkert DNF 25-Mar-2006 Charlotte, NC
Charlotte Beer Mile & Pub Crawl
Bill Plunkett 7:05.0 1-Jun-2004 New Orleans, LA
New Orleans Spring Beer Mile
Bill Plunkett 10:41.0 4-Jan-2005 New Orleans, LA
ABITA New Orleans Winter 2005 Beer Mile
From Bottle Abita Amber
Bill "monkey_spam" Plunkett 11:38.0 21-Jun-2005 New Orleans, LA
New Orleans Summer Beer Mile
Keith "Roughrider" Poelzer 15:40.0 29-Sep-2006 Calgary, AB
Timpathelon5
33 From Can Kokanee No chess
Blake Poirier 7:26.0 22-Dec-2009 Victoria, BC
6th Annual Dave Smart Beer Mile
36 From Can Granville Island Winter Ale
Dan Polakoff 8:10.0 16-Oct-2002 London, ON
The First Annual Western Fall Beer Mile - Men
18 From Can Stroh's Puked EVEN MORE at the end
Nick Polito 7:41.0 27-Jul-2012 Dallas, TX
Inaugural Dallas Running Project Beer Mile
43 From Can Budweiser
Leigh-Anne "'Magic Fingers'" Polkinghorne 28:56.0 27-Jun-2014 DUNDAS ONTARIO CANADA
Dundas Beer Mile II
From Can Moosehead Considering dressing up as Lady Gaga for next year's race.
Jon "JP" Pollack 15:22.0 27-Aug-2010 Lake of Bays, ON, Canada
Boys Weekend Beer Mile
39 From Can Budweiser
Ryan Pollock 7:51.0 11-May-2005 Canton, NY
1st Annual SLU Senior Week Beer Mile
22 From Can Budweiser
Nick "Kick it in!" Ponzio 8:45.0 9-Sep-2008 Knoxville, TN
1st Annual Boulevard Beer Mile
20 From Can Natural Light
Anthony Popielarczyk 9:55.0 20-Nov-2012 Northampton, Ma
NHS Coke Mile 2012
From Can Coca-Cola
Anthony Popielarczyk 10:52.0 20-Jun-2013 Northampton, Massachusetts
The Dollar Menu Mile
Dollar Menu
Nick Portas 8:45.0 26-May-2012 Tauranga, New Zealand
2012 New Zealand Beer Mile Champs
From Can VB
Becki Porter 22:15.0 21-Aug-2013 Toronto, ON
Classico Beermile 2013
From Can Budweiser
Sarah Potovski 20:45.0 13-Nov-2003 London, ON
The 2nd Annual Western Fall Beer Mile - Women
21 From Can Milwaukee's Best Wow these are hard!
Jack Potter 9:00.0 24-Apr-2004 Brisbane, Australia
The Parkway Road Invitational
18 From Can Smirnoff Black Had already consumed 14 beers before the race
Jack "Jesus Of Suburbia" Potter DNF 17-Apr-2006 Brisbane, Australia
2nd Annual Parkway Rd Invitational
21
Jack "Potter" Potter DNF 17-Apr-2006 Brisbane, Australia
Jack Potter 21st
21 From Bottle carlton draught did one lap nude
Mark Pottie 10:44.0 12-Sep-2003 Vancouver, BC
5th Annual Gemini Beer Mile
Keiths
Luke Potvin 8:03.0 31-May-2014 Almonte, Ontario
1st Gemmill Beer Mile
impressive debut for the canoer
Kelala Poumpey 10:59.9 13-Nov-2003 Ashland, OR
2003 SOU Icebreaker Beer Mile Invite (SOBM-Grand Prix race 1)
Kyle Powers 8:39.0 4-Jan-2005 New Orleans, LA
ABITA New Orleans Winter 2005 Beer Mile
From Bottle Abita Amber
Kyle Powers 11:27.0 21-Jun-2005 New Orleans, LA
New Orleans Summer Beer Mile
Keith "Calibrator" Poythress 8:14.0 24-May-2008 Jacksonville, FL
Owen Shott 4th Annual
44 From Can Budweiser Masters(40+) winner 4min PR
Keith "Calibrator" Poythress 8:16.0 23-May-2009 Jacksonville, FL
5th Annual Jacksonville Beer Mile
45 From Can Budweiser consistency the key to narrowly avoiding getting girled
Keith "Calibrator" Poythress 12:21.0 26-May-2007 Jacksonville, FL
Owen Shott 3rd Annual
40 From Can Corona came correct with racing flats but shoes don't speed up chugging pace
Mica Prazak 13:05.0 31-Dec-2004 Vancouver, BC
1st Annual New Years Eve Beer Mile
18 From Can Old Milwakee Blenheim Palace
Mica Prazak 14:51.0 13-Jun-2009 Vancouver, BC
J Mac Beer 1000
From Can Old Style Pilsner Chunder
Mica Prazzak 14:29.0 5-Jun-2004 Sutherland High School, North Vancouver, BC
J Mac North Shore Champs
From Can Budweiser Solid effort.
Corey "No Hurry" Presnick 14:18.0 21-May-2005 Jacksonville, FL
Owen Shott Memorial Beer Mile
24 From Can Budweiser with all those wheels, more was expected
Jackie Pribyl 23:55.0 31-Oct-2009 Houghton, MI
Halloween Quadathlon Beer Mile
From Can Pabst Blue Ribbon
Mike Pritchard 7:29.0 7-Jan-2012 Bellevue, WA
VO2 Beer Mile
From Can Budweiser
Drew Prochaska 14:59.0 11-Jun-2011 Houston, TX
Casa de Sex Panther Mile
26 From Can Bombshell Blond had to run an extra lap
Jon Prokup 8:23.0 18-Apr-1998 Amherst, MA
NESCAC Championships I
Amherst
Ken Proudfoot 8:54.0 3-Dec-2006 Dallas, TX
Fall 2006 Dallas H3 Beermile
34 From Can Budweiser
Karianne Proulx DNF 4-Jun-2008 St-Leonard d'Aston
CduQ T&F camp soda-mile, 1st edition
14 From Can coke
Mike Prouty 11:00.0 4-Jul-2012 Phnom Penh, Cambodia
Independence Day 2012
36 From Can Cambodia
Curtis "pukes" Pukes 12:21.0 20-Jul-2011 Salt Lake City
first timer beer mile
26 From Can Budweiser
Mike Purse DNF 5-Jun-2004 Waukesha, WI
First Annual to the Second Annual Burns Family Triathlon Series Beer-Mile Competition
Kristina Pyziak DNF 16-Oct-2002 London, ON
The First Annual Western Fall Beer Mile - Women
19 From Can Stroh's I don't like beer
Jakob Rapp DNF 9-Oct-2010 ?rebro, Sweden
The Ultimate Tiokamp
31 2 laps
Chris Repka 7:04.0 9-May-2008 Fort Collins, CO
3rd Annual Fort Collins Beer Mile
From Can Pabst
Chris Repka 7:23.0 29-Apr-2006 Fort Collins, CO
Fort Collins Original Beer Mile
23 From Can Pabst Blue Ribbon Regrettably drank a Lost lake for last beer. Beer mile virgin. 70s track suit was a must.
Chris Repka 8:36.0 28-Apr-2007 Fort Collins, CO
2nd Annual Fort Collins Beer Mile
24 From Can Yuengling More than a minute worse than last year. The pre race burger was probably a terrible idea. Somehow managed not to vomitron. Itchy wool sports coat.
April Rick 35:12.0 10-Apr-2007 Ottawa, ON
2nd Annual Ottawa Classic
21 From Can Budweisere
F@ck Me "Rudolph" Rudolph DNF 27-Sep-2008 Florissant, MO
Big Hump HHH, Beer Mile #1
25 all laps, no time listed
Patsy "Shouten Out" Ruigrok 12:00.0 1-Jan-2013 Cambridge Ontario
Cambridge Beer Mile Part 2
48 From Can Budweiser
Patsy "Sweet Legs" Ruigrok 12:50.0 2-Aug-2010 Cambridge Ontario
1st Annual Cambridge Beermile
29 From Can Canadian 29 with a few years training ;)
Phil "Old Man" Rybecky 9:31.0 28-Aug-2014 Port Washington NY
PWNY Beer Mile
56 From Can Brooklyn Summer Great Race No practice
Marketa Rypova 13:04.0 1-Aug-2014 Gulf Breeze, FL
Da 6th Annual Fat Crab Beer Mile
From Bottle Pabst Blue Ribbon
Patrick S. 18:22.0 22-Aug-2008 Winnipeg, MB
Manitoba 2008 Summer Beermile
From Can Coors Light
Patrick Salee 9:52.0 21-Nov-2010 Terre Haute, Indiana
2010 National's Milk Mile
From Cup Chocolate Milk
Chuck "Coppertone Bone" Samples 12:26.0 1-Jan-2006 San Diego, CA
Intergalactic Hash Winter Classic
52 From Can Pabst Blue Ribbon
Patrick Sarver 5:44.4 22-Nov-2009 Terre Haute, Indiana
2009 National's Milk Mile
From Cup Chocolate Milk
Ben Schmeckpeper 6:01.0 20-May-2006 Cambridge, MA
Cambridge Beer Mile Championships
22 From Can Heineken school record
PORK SCREW 10:59.0 2-Sep-2007 State College, PA
NVHHH BEER MILE
From Can Miller Genuine Draft
Brian "My employers will shit a brick" Gaping-Ass 9:54.0 29-Jul-2008 Akron, OH
Revere High School Showdown
21 From Can Labbat's Blue
Kip Sigsworth 9:50.0 11-Aug-2001 Edmonton, AB
2001 World Beer Mile Championships
Ontario
Kip Sigsworth 12:00.0 2-Nov-1996 Thunder Bay, ON
2nd Annual Lakehead University Beer Mile
Tapio "Hallin Hitain" Siik 9:34.0 27-Aug-2014 Helsinki, Finland
The Backwood Hillbillies International Beer Mile
53 From Bottle Goose Island
Peter Sockorski 18:51.0 12-Nov-2005 London, ON
The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer Mile
From Can Laker Lager
Jack Sparrow DNF 6-Apr-2008 Roanoke, VA
Hodac Beer Mile
23 From Can Coors Stopped after 2 laps
Mark Sparshott 9:12.0 26-Jan-2006 Brisbane, Australia
Queensland Beer Mile Championship
40 From Bottle Tooheys Dry 345ml/5%
Mark Sparshott 10:29.0 28-Jan-2008 Brisbane, Australia
Queensland Beer Mile Championship
42 From Bottle Tooheys Pils
Kerry Spearing 9:19.0 27-Apr-2012 Edmonton, AB
2012 Edmonton Beer Mile
24 From Can Moosehead
Mike Speer 9:59.0 29-Apr-2005 Altoona, PA
4 beers, 4 laps, 4 Hoover
Miller High Life
Luke Speltz 15:09.0 7-Dec-2002 St. Peter, MN
9th Annual Gustavus Beer Mile
22 From Can Premo walked and smoking a cigar
Ass Spelunker 6:11.9 14-Aug-2009 Washington, DC
2009 DC Hash beer mile
31 From Cup Pabst Blue Ribbon DC Beer Mile Record - Didn't Vomit.
Ass Spelunker 7:05.0 12-Aug-2009 Washington, DC
2008 DC Hash Beer Mile
30 From Cup Pabst Blue Ribbon
Loren Spickler DNF 27-Apr-2004 Cleveland, OH
CWRUN '04
From Can Milwaukee's Best Ice Penalty
Spike Spike 12:41.0 31-Aug-2012
FiFi and Just M's Blue Moon Birthday Beer-Mile
74 From Can Lakeport Pilsener, 5.0%, 355 mL cans
Mark "Spitzinator" Spitz DNF 2-Jul-2005 La Costa Canyon
Edward 40 Hands Invite
Mike Spitz DNF 1-Jan-2005 San Diego, CA
Otis SAJAC Memorial DMR
19 From Can Coors
Heiko "Fusel" Spitzhorn 7:06.0 1-Jan-2014 Ransbach - Baumbach, Germany
LG Horsack Official Beermile
46 From Bottle Rothaus
Heiko "Fusel" Spitzhorn 7:06.0 1-Jan-2014 Ransbach - Baumbach, Germany
LG Horsack Official Beermile
46 From Bottle Rothaus
Kelly-Lynn Spretigue 15:20.0 21-Mar-2008 Waterloo, ON
7th Annual Spring K-W BM
Chocolate Milk
Keosha "Gummy Panda" Spurs 10:51.0 9-May-2013 Salerno, Afghanistan
The Salerno Beermile
32 From Can Krombacher SPC - Concord, CA
Louis-Patrick "Gaspesie" St-Pierre 21:03.0 5-Sep-2010 Quebec, PQ
Ste-Foy Beermile 2010
17 From Can Budweiser Penalty Lap...Puked a lot
Patrick Stewart 7:52.1 18-Jul-2009 Houston, TX
2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer Mile
27 From Can Miller High Life 1st race of day
Patrick Stewart 8:22.0 18-Jul-2009 Houston, TX
2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer Mile
27 From Can Miller High Life 2nd race of day on hour later
Patrick Store 11:41.0 10-Apr-2007 Ottawa, ON
2nd Annual Ottawa Classic
21 From Can Canadian
Patrick Stratton 9:51.0 13-Apr-2007 Edmonton, AB
1st Annual University of Alberta Beer Mile
Patrick Sweeney 6:100.0 18-Nov-2011 Redondo Beach, CA
Patrick Sweeney
32 From Bottle Stone Pale Ale
Jack Tarpey 27:45.0 16-Aug-2011 Center Vlley
DSU Beer Mile
22 From Can Keystone
Blake "Donut King" Thompson 7:33.0 5-Aug-2011 Huntsville, AL
2011 Huntsville Beer Mile
30 From Can Busch Light Bib 1131
Kathleen Thompson 11:56.0 28-Oct-2011 Toronto, ON
Riverdale Park Fall Classic
27 From Can Budweiser
Kathleen Thompson 12:10.0 9-Dec-2012 Toronto, ON
Shortplane Fall Classic
29 From Can Steamwhistle Solid beer technique
Kathy "Heavy Petter" Thorpe 24:16.0 13-Sep-2009 Pensacola Beach- Near Fire Station
Survivor Hash House Harriers
47 From Can Budweiser 1st Place Female
Kathy Thorpe 25:47.9 16-Mar-2008 Pensacola, Florida
St. Patrick's Day Beer Mile
46 From Can Budwieser
Spencer Timberlake 9:17.8 22-Nov-2009 Terre Haute, Indiana
2009 National's Milk Mile
From Cup Chocolate Milk
Steve Toponlok 11:54.0 21-Dec-2004 Victoria, BC
1st Annual Dave Smart Beer Mile
Kristopher Torp 12:52.3 28-Sep-2014 Esbjerg, Denmark
Carsten Bojsen memorial 2014
18 From Can Royal Export 5,8 %
Nine Up the Back Straight 18:13.0 10-Jan-2014 Toronto, ON
SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10
34 From Can Milwaukee PB: Finally full Kingston graduate. Virgin BMer in every sense. Underestimated Beer Mile difficulty leading to large amount of minutes squating like an Uzbek. Had to work so hard to beat contemporary and vastly more unfit...
Kathryn "Chugger" van der Kamp DNF 6-Jun-2014 Winnipeg, MB
StacheBash Beermile
37 From Bottle Miller Genuine Draft challenges all educators to do better
Chris Viskup 9:27.0 9-May-2008 Fort Collins, CO
3rd Annual Fort Collins Beer Mile
From Can Guiness Draugh 16oz cans
Nick Waguespack 9:18.0 21-Dec-2010 New Orleans, LA
New Orleans Holiday Beer Mile
debut
Paul "Jag Nasty" Walker 9:14.0 19-May-2006 Jacksonville, FL
Owen Shott Memorial
40 From Bottle Abita Amber strong debut, narrowly avoided getting
Stephan "Stejpan" Wasilewski 12:30.0 1-May-2002 Middletown, CT
Wesleyan May Day Beer Mile
20 From Can Miller High Life
Parker "Parks" Wharram DNF 22-Nov-2014 Grand Forks, ND
UND Firewater Run
From Can Budweiser Heavy Injured Reserve
Patrick White 10:38.0 15-Sep-2012 Rawlinson Track, Melbourne University
2012 Parkville Beer Mile
Patrick White 214333:34.0 27-Apr-2013 Rawlinson Track, Melbourne University
2013 Autumn Classic
Finished at 2013 Parkville Beer Mile
Sparky Wickstead 7:00.0 30-Sep-2005 Vancouver, BC
7th Annual Gemini Beer Mile
34 From Can Okanagan Spring Pale Ale
Kip Wiktarowicz 6:35.7 1-Aug-2009 Fort Wayne, IN
6th Annual
17 From Cup Chocolate Milk
Kevin Wipf 7:38.8 14-Sep-1996 Winnipeg, MB
1st Manitoba World Cup of Beer Miling
Paul Woidke 9:30.0 1-Jul-2014 Westerville, OH
CRC TNT Inaugural Beer Mile
From Can Budweiser
Pekka "Suinulan Teräsmies" Ylä-Nikkilä 10:50.0 27-Aug-2014 Helsinki, Finland
The Backwood Hillbillies International Beer Mile
53 From Bottle Brooklyn Lager
Joey Zapernick 9:24.0 27-Apr-2012 Edmonton, AB
2012 Edmonton Beer Mile
20 From Bottle Asahi
Parker Ziegler DNF 23-Nov-2011 Northampton, Ma
NHS Coke Mile 2011
18 From Can Coca-Cola Projectile Vom on his last coke
Patrick Zimmermann 6:24.0 2-Oct-2012 Amberg, Germany
Amberger Biermeile
28 From Bottle Kronenbourg 1664 beermile debut
Peter [Unknown] 14:30.0 15-Aug-1996 Winnipeg, MB
Tim Berrett Invitational Beer Mile
Temple [Unknown] 13:10.0 22-Aug-1998 Calgary, AB
The Calgary Track West BeerMile Clinic
Uncle Phil [Unknown] 16:30.0 7-Jun-1997 Burlington, ON
Pilgramage to Burlington Beer Mile
Luděk "Lůďa" Čumpelík 10:34.0 13-Dec-2014 Brno, Czech Republic
BEER MILE Morenda
39 From Bottle Heineken