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Notable Beer Miling Performances

#56, #73, #122, #131, #137, #171, #244, #244, #295  All-time Official World Record Performance
#8, #48, #84  British Performance
#5, #13  German Performance
#53  New Zealand Performance
#22, #31, #51, #57, #97  Official American Performance
#52  Official Australian Performance
#9, #21, #29, #66, #80, #89, #92  Swedish Performance
#30  Official Grand Masters (50+) Performance
#48  Official Province of British Colombia, Canada Performance
#16, #33, #36, #46  Official Province of Manitoba, Canada Performance
#2  Official State of Arkansas Performance
#4  Official State of Colorado Performance
#2, #8, #11, #11, #15, #39, #48  Official State of Connecticut Performance
#4, #12, #25, #29  Official State of Florida Performance
#3, #10  Official State of Idaho Performance
#40  Official State of Kentucky Performance
#4  Official State of Louisiana Performance
#2, #3  Official State of Maine Performance
#7, #17, #43  Official State of Massachusetts Performance
#2, #4, #6, #7  Official State of Mississippi Performance
#1, #2, #4, #9, #12  Official State of Missouri Performance
#35  Official State of Montana Performance
#16  Official State of North Carolina Performance
#3, #9, #11  Official State of North Dakota Performance
#20  Official State of Ohio Performance
#19, #46  Official State of Oregon Performance
#35, #42  Official State of Pennsylvania Performance
#12, #16, #34  Official State of Tennessee Performance
#19, #25, #43  Official State of Texas Performance
#16  Official State of Virginia Performance
#2, #26, #33, #39  Official State of Washington Performance
#11, #19  Official 1998 Performance
#5  Official 2004 Performance
#6, #13  Official 2005 Performance
#4  Official 2006 Performance
#5  Official 2008 Performance
#22  Official Performance Drinking Budweiser
#1, #3, #4, #16  Official Performance Drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon
#16  Official Performance Drinking Coors
#17  Official Performance Drinking Kokanee
#1, #28, #30  Official Performance Drinking Heineken
#10  Official Performance Drinking Coors Light
#12, #27  Official Performance Drinking Lucky
#26  Official Performance Drinking VB
#4, #22  Official Performance Drinking Old Milwaukee
#1, #12  Official Performance Drinking Molson Canadian
#9, #21  Official Performance Drinking Moosehead
#10  Official Performance Drinking Keiths
#8, #12  Official Performance Drinking 33 cl
#10, #15  Official Performance Drinking Tooheys Dry
#3, #12, #27, #30  Official Performance Drinking Abita Amber
#24  Official Performance Drinking Export
#4  Official Performance Drinking Stroh's
#8  Official Performance Drinking Milwaukee's Best Ice
#15  Official Performance Drinking Pilsner
#6  Official Performance Drinking Modelo
#26  Official Performance Drinking Laker Lager
#20  Official Performance Drinking Budwieser
#18  Official Performance Drinking Yuengling
#1, #3, #5  Official Performance Drinking Coors Original
#14  Official Performance Drinking Milwaukee's Best
#15, #16, #17  Official Performance Drinking Premo
#8  Official Performance Drinking Coors Extra Gold
#11  Official Performance Drinking 330ml
#7  Official Performance Drinking Granville Island Winter Ale
#17  Official Performance Drinking Dr. Tims Traditional Ale
#6  Official Performance Drinking Granville Island
#2  Official Performance Drinking Lone Star
#3  Official Performance Drinking Mickeys Big Mouth
#4  Official Performance Drinking Lighthouse Race Rocks
#2  Official Performance Drinking Okanagan Spring Pale Ale
#1, #2  Official Performance Drinking Miller Genuine Draft Gold
#4  Official Performance Drinking Granville Island Lager
#1  Official Performance Drinking OV
#1  Official Performance Drinking Coors Orig
#2  Official Performance Drinking Red Stripe
#1  Official Performance Drinking PC Genuine Lager
#1  Official Performance Drinking Miller Highlife
#2  Official Performance Drinking Old Milwakee
#2  Official Performance Drinking Spyhopper Honey Brown
#2  Official Performance Drinking O.V
#1  Official Performance Drinking OK Spring Pale Ale
#1  Official Performance Drinking FatTire
#1  Official Performance Drinking Abita Restoration
#1  Official Performance Drinking Rickards White Ale
#1  Official Performance Drinking Milwakee Ice
#1  Official Performance Drinking Kronenbourg 1664
#1  Official Performance Drinking Dos Equis XX
#1  Official Performance Drinking Original Coors
#1  Official Performance Drinking St. Pauli Girl
#1  Official Performance Drinking Modelo from Bottle


509 total entries found:

NameTime Date Race Location Place Sex  Age   Beer  Notes
Analphalactic Cock    18:10.0  04-07-07     2007 G-Spot H3 Beer Mile  Greensboro, NC 5 M 26 Busch Light, from can  
Ass Spelunker    9:30.0  04-15-06     2006 G-Spot H3 Beer Mile  Greensboro, NC 2 M 27 Pabst Blue Ribbon, from keg  
Ass Spelunker    11:39.0  04-16-05     2005 G-Spot H3 Beer Mile  Greensboro, NC 10 M 25 Pabst Blue Ribbon, from keg  
Bumpfuck    DNF  02-22-07     Corvallis H3 1st Beermile  Corvallis, OR 1 M 39 Highlife, from can  Has common sense
Captain Hook "CH"    14:7.0  08-26-06     1st Annual LA/Long Beach Hash Beermile  CSU Long Beach 17 M 52 Miller Genuine Draft, from can  Sprinted to finish, then passed out in car
Chipmunk "Chipmunk"    11:5.0  12-18-06     Awaiting of the Secret  Miami, FL 5 M 19 Budweiser, from can  Black award, Penalty Lap
CompanyCock    14:21.0  12-09-07     Company Cock Memorial Beermile  Sierra Vista, AZ 2 M 25 Tecate?, from can  1 penalty lap
Don'tF*ckThisUp    DNF  04-01-13     Often Annual Rain City HHH Beer Mile  Seattle, WA 1 M 25 Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can  2 laps
Fist Full of Pricks    10:50.0  02-02-14     Austin H3 - Beer Mile & Super Bowl Hash  Austin, TX 12 F ZiegenBock, from bottle  Ladies' Event: 2 beers/2 laps
FunkyMonkeySpunk    17:0.0  08-15-09     Unsponsored Beermile of Bisbee '09  Bisbee, AZ 9 M Miller lite, from can  
Just Patrick    11:56.0  09-27-13     Undead Beer Mile  Cambridge, MA 9 M   Zombie
KatSpat    19:48.0  08-15-09     Unsponsored Beermile of Bisbee '09  Bisbee, AZ 13 F ?, from bag  
Ken "dropped the" Bomb "Drop Da Bomb"    6:56.0  05-15-10     the greater rochester beer mile  Rochester, NY M 22 Diesels(bud), from can  RIT
Knitta Please    23:18.0  04-01-13     Often Annual Rain City HHH Beer Mile  Seattle, WA 26 F 31 Blue Moon, from can  
Mr. Pink    15:29.0  09-06-04     2004 NVHHH Beer Mile  State College, PA 9 M From can  new boot
Non Skidsky Butt Plug    10:48.0  12-25-09     Fourth Anal Christmas Beer Mile  PCC Track, Tucson, AZ 2:00PM M Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can  was extremely drunk the night before
Patrick Orrick    8:52.0  12-05-09     1st annual beer mile presented by Capital City multisport  Topeka, Kansas 3 M 31 michelob ultra, from bottle  
Paul Erickson "PaulyGram"    8:3.0  11-22-13     The Beer Mile Before Monkey  Nashville, TN M 46 Budweiser, from can  
Peka    12:6.0  09-27-08     Beermile 2008  Sollentuna, Sweden 20 M 20 heineken, from can  
PereStroker    8:0.0  08-01-03     D.C. Area Hash Beer Mile  Washington, DC 3 M Miller Lite, from can  
PK    32:3.0  03-20-10     2010 Manitoba Winter Beermile  Winnipeg, MB 51 M Budweiser, from can  Also on a mission from Gad
Pork Screw    13:55.0  09-06-04     2004 NVHHH Beer Mile  State College, PA 7 M From can  
Premature Mortifuckation    26:23.0  05-03-08     2008 Anarchy H3 Beer Mile  New Bern, NC 4 M 26 Coors Light, from can  First time ever shot gunning a beer. Drank six beers
Prick Her Bush    35:0.0  09-03-06     2006 Inaugural Onslow County H3 / Anarchy H3 Beer Mile  Emerald Isle, NC 6 F Coors Light, from can  Had to drive all the drunks home afterwards!!
Puck You    34:37.0  08-12-06     2006 Carolina Trash H3 Shiggy Beer Mile  Raeford, NC 7 F Milwaukee's Best Ice, from can  
puke table "he has an AARP card"    10:36.0  05-15-10     the greater rochester beer mile  Rochester, NY M 69 Diesles, from can  RIT
Pukey Spice    26:6.0  04-12-08     2008 G-Spot H3 Beer Mile  Greensboro, NC 5 F 29 Busch Light, from can  Drank 1 beer per lap and chugged remaining beers after run complete
Shrimp skanky    8:32.6  05-31-14     Mid-Year Crisis Beer Mile  San Diego, CA M 37 Budweiser, from can  
Sticky Mexican Pussy    14:22.0  02-02-14     Austin H3 - Beer Mile & Super Bowl Hash  Austin, TX 13 M Lone Star, from can  
Stinky Pinky    24:0.0  09-03-06     2006 Inaugural Onslow County H3 / Anarchy H3 Beer Mile  Emerald Isle, NC 3 M Coors Light, from can  
Tour de Puke    9:48.0  09-06-04     2004 NVHHH Beer Mile  State College, PA 1 M From can  (Harrisburg-Hershey HHH)
Wikipediphelia    DNF  02-23-11     CH3 Winter Beer Mile 2010  Cambridge, MA Miller High Life, from can  
Wikipedophila    23:11.0  09-27-13     Undead Beer Mile  Cambridge, MA 21 M   Vampire
Wikipedophilia    37:37.0  02-17-12     C3H3 Gayest Beer Mile Ever  MIT Track, Cambridge, MA 12 M Pabst Blue Ribbon  
Wikipedophilia    57:13.0  10-26-11     C3H3 Fall Beer Mile  McCurdy Track @ Harvard, Cambridge, MA M Pabst Blue Ribbon  
Justin "J-train" Perkins   DNF  10-12-13     TheDefyProject, TDP annual  Defiance, OH M 23 Budweiser, from can  injured
Patsy "I can run" Ruigrok   11:0.0  06-14-13     Cambridge Beer Mile 2013 - Part 1  Cambridge Ontario F From can  
Joe "MIGHTY G" Parks   9:25.0  11-22-06     PRE-THANSKGIVING BEER MILE  New York, NY 2 M 18 Bud Light, from bottle  Forgot his backpack so had to run in Uptowns and Jeans.. A very good effort for a first timer.. btw joe also ran with his fly open.. He tried taking his pants off on the last lap but failed
Bent Penis/ Oedipussy / Nancy Queer / Captain Hook   7:53.0  08-22-09     Uni High Beermile Relay Invitational  Uni High, Los Angeles, CA 3 Mixed, from can  splits: 1:24, 3:15, 4:44, 7:53
Wanker / Cell Your Ass / Princess / Chin Ball   6:37.0  08-22-09     Uni High Beermile Relay Invitational  Uni High, Los Angeles, CA 1 Mixed, from can  splits: 1:42, 3:31, 5:37, 6:37
1 PINK 2 STINK   12:46.0  09-02-07     NVHHH BEER MILE  State College, PA M COORS, from can  
Kip "is fit" Arlidge   7:19.0  11-16-13     Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013  Kingston, ON 12 M 20 Old Milwaukee, from can  Debut. The flow lead him to a fast time
Pavel Babushka   DNF  10-08-09     Sport Systems First Annual Beer Mile  Albuquerque, NM M 21 Tecate, from can  
Stephen "No Mercy" Baciak   12:44.0  05-09-13     The Salerno Beermile  Salerno, Afghanistan 7 M 34 O'Doul's, from bottle  1LT - Fort Campbell, KY
Stephen Baker   9:57.0  07-29-11     3rd Annual Brockerville Beer Mile  Marystown, Newfoundland M 29 Coors Light, from bottle  
Stephen Baker   10:10.0  08-13-10     Brockerville 2nd Annual Beer Mile  Marystown, Newfoundland M 28 Coors Light, from bottle  
Stephen Baker   10:38.0  12-23-10     Brockerville Pre-Christmas Beer Mile  Marystown, Newfoundland M 28 coors light, from bottle  hungover & fell down last night
Stephen Baker   11:39.0  08-07-09     Brockerville 1st Annual Beer Mile  Marystown, Newfoundland 7 M 27 Coors Light, from bottle  
Spank Bank   9:7.5  08-06-10     2010 Summer Houston Hash Beer Mile  Houston, TX 19 F 23 Miller High Life, from can  
Patrick Beauchesne   21:27.0  04-10-07     2nd Annual Ottawa Classic  Ottawa, ON 4 M 22 Labbat's Blue, from can  
Patrick Beckett   9:22.0  03-19-11     2011 Manitoba Winter beermile  Winnipeg, MB 7 M 18 kokanee, from can  His time is in question..video replay has not been watched yet..claims are made about 1200m instead of a mile
Patrick Beckett   13:43.0  08-25-12     Manitoba Summer Beermile 2012  Winnipeg, MB 22 M Kokanee, from can  May have peaked in his debut beermile last summer
Patrick Beckett   15:19.0  03-17-12     2012 Manitoba Winter beermile  Winnipeg, MB 39 M Moosehead, from can  Oh, there was some puking
Stephan Bernick   10:45.0  01-04-05     ABITA New Orleans Winter 2005 Beer Mile  New Orleans, LA 35 M Abita Amber, from bottle  
Stephan Bernick   13:13.0  06-01-04     New Orleans Spring Beer Mile  New Orleans, LA 28 M   
Patrick "P-Binne" Binne   8:59.0  03-17-07     2007 Manitoba Winter Beermile  Winnipeg, MB 7 M 23 Lucky, from can  
Patrick "Binner" Binne   9:4.0  08-22-08     Manitoba 2008 Summer Beermile  Winnipeg, MB 8 M 24 Lucky, from can  
Katie Bishop   10:20.0  10-30-07     2nd Annual Halloween Beer Mile  Madison, WI F 24 Miller Genuine Draft, from can  
Katie Bishop   DNF  11-02-08     3rd Annual Halloween Beer Mile  Madison, WI F MGD Light, from can  DNF
Paul "Chug-a-Lug" Bitsack   8:40.0  08-27-11     3rd Annual Exploits Valley Road Runner's Beer Mile  Grand Falls-Windsor, Newfoundland, Ca 3 M Canadian, from can  
Darryl "Rattlesnake" Blackport   DNF  04-07-06     Queen's University Beer Mile 2006  Kingston, ON 4 M Canadian, from can  
April KillerB #1 Boultbee    8:8.0  01-01-13     6th Annual West Toronto Classic  F Keith's  
Patrick Boundy   10:20.0  06-01-01     Nottingham Chunder Mile 2001  Nottingham, United Kingdom M   
Patrick "PB" Brady   6:25.0  09-28-13     BBMC Beer Mile  Madison, WI M 27 Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can  
Stephanie Bratkovichs   DNF  06-17-11     Sex in the City Beer Mile  Mount Pleasant, SC 1 F 25 Budweiser, from can  DNF
Mr. Pink's Brother   46:53.0  07-12-13     SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #4  Toronto, ON 4 M 32 Laker, from can  Airtight, you can now feel better about yourself
Patrick Brunner   7:19.5  08-01-09     6th Annual  Fort Wayne, IN 28 M 18 Chocolate Milk, from cup  Award Winner-
Patrick Brunner   9:53.0  07-29-07     4th Semi-annual Bishop Dwenger Chocolate Milk Mile  Fort Wayne, IN M 16 chocolate milk, from cup  
Patrique Bullock   12:45.0  08-25-12     Manitoba Summer Beermile 2012  Winnipeg, MB 20 M Kokanee, from can  
Patrick Butler   6:22.1  05-12-98     Graduation Special  Middletown, CT 2 M 21 Budweiser, from can  
Patrick "Dirty Pat" Butler   6:42.0  04-18-98     NESCAC Championships I  Amherst, MA 5 M   Wesleyan
Patrick "Cold Turkey" Butler   7:0.0  08-29-01     Hanscom Showdown  South Pasadena, CA 1 M Budweiser, from can  short course
Patrick Butler   7:1.0  03-17-98     Wesleyan IM Championships  Middletown, CT 1 M 21 St. Pauli Girl, from bottle  
Patrick Butler   7:7.0  11-22-97     1997 Wesleyan Winter Championships  Middletown, CT 1 M 21 Budweiser, from can  
Patrick Butler   7:7.0  04-11-98     1998 Wesleyan Championships  Middletown, CT 1 M 21 Miller Genuine Draft Gold, from can  
Patrick Butler   7:9.0  03-14-98     15 Fountain Invitational  Middletown, CT 1 M 21 Miller Genuine Draft Gold, from can  
Patrick "The Patriarch" Butler   7:24.0  04-01-01     Beverly Hills Open I  Hollywood, CA 1 M 24 Budweiser, from can  
Patrick Butler   7:32.0  08-18-12     Duxbury Classic I  Duxbury, MA M Bud Light, from can  
Patrick Butler   7:46.0  02-28-98     J. Elmer Swanson Invite  Middletown, CT 1 M 21 Coors, from can  
Patrick Butler   8:23.0  04-17-99     NESCAC Championships II  Amherst, MA 2 M 22 Guinness 16 oz., from can  
Patrick Butler   8:29.0  06-03-12     Riverside Park Butler-McNerney Showdown I  Manhattan, NY M   
Patrick Butler   8:52.0  03-29-98     Wesleyan Double-Header Part II  Middletown, CT 2 M 21 Dos Equis XX, from bottle  With steeplechase barriers and water pit, 2nd BM of the night
Patrick Butler   9:12.0  05-05-96     95-96 Wesleyan Championships  Middletown, CT 1 M 19 Pabst Blue Ribbon, from bottle  
Patrick "Lovepump" Butler   99:29.0  11-07-95     Wesleyan T-Shirt Run  Middletown, CT 9 M 19 T-shirt  50 laps
Patrick Butler   DNF  03-29-98     Wesleyan Double-Header Part I  Middletown, CT 4 M 21   
Patrick Butler   DNF  12-03-97     1st Annual Ben & Jerry's 4x4  Middletown, CT 6 M 21 Ice Cream  3 pints, 2.25 miles
Non-Skidski Butt Plug   10:47.0  07-26-08     30 Pack Prelube Beer Mile  Tucson, AZ 5 M Heineken, from can  it's about 1.6 km for the Russian's fans out there
Non-Skidski Buttplug   10:31.0  12-25-08     3rd Annual Tucson Xmas Beer Mile  Tucson, AZ 4 M From can  
Keely Campbell   20:16.0  11-05-11     Freddy Beach Beer Mile  Fredericton, NB 8 F 20 Kaluha, from bottle  Kaluha pre-mix cocktail, 5%
Keely Campbell   DNF  11-07-09       Fredericton, NB 2 F   
Frank Can't pronounce it... it's fre   25:32.1  08-04-07     Manitoba Summer Beer Mile Championships  Winnipeg, MB M Guiness, from can  claims he ran a chunder mile since he didn't run the penalty lap for puking
Patrick "Canned Heat" Canfield   6:57.0  05-23-09     5th Annual Jacksonville Beer Mile  Jacksonville, FL 4 M 22 Budweiser, from can  Thats that heat ya heard?
Patrick Cassady   6:30.3  11-22-09     2009 National's Milk Mile  Terre Haute, Indiana 22 M Chocolate Milk, from cup  
P. Cawkwell   DNF  06-19-14     NYC Mens Beer Mile Championships  New York, NY 1 M Unknown, from can  
Mike Cespedes   15:25.0  12-29-05     3rd Annual Holiday Classic Beer Mile 2005  Thiells, NY 9 M 30 Budweiser, from can  Didn't finish all of his beer , recieved a penatly lap and got the Dumbass Award
PUKE CHUTE   9:49.0  09-02-07     NVHHH BEER MILE  State College, PA M NATURAL ICE, from can  
Mark Colpoys   10:58.0  11-12-05     Chicagoland Beer Mile Invitational  Chicago, IL M 40 Budweiser, from can  
Chuck "IronChuck" Compson   10:24.2  12-18-12     NOLA Holiday Beer Mile 2012  New Orleans, LA 12 M 29 Abita Restoration, from bottle  
Chuck "IronChuck" Compson   10:27.0  12-18-12     Winter Beer Mile  New Orleans, LA M 29 Abita Restoration Pale Ale, from bottle  
Pat "Cooker" Cook   8:27.0  09-03-04     St. Mary's Labour Day Invite  Hamilton, ON M 18 Old Milwaukee, from can  Puked up dinner during 4th beer
Keith Cooper   7:35.0  12-29-06     St. Louis 2006 Beer Mile  St Louis, MO 2 M 47 Budweiser, from can  
Derek Cripps   9:4.0  11-03-07     1st Annual Milton Fall Classic  Milton, Ontario 2 M Keiths, from can  
Peter Crocker   23:30.0  12-18-07     4th Annual Dave Smart Beer Mile  Victoria, BC 77 M 23 Lighthouse Race Rocks, from can  
Patrick "Drunkert" Dalton   12:38.0  10-23-10     3rd Annual Athletics NORTHeast Bowring Park Beer Mile  St. John's, Newfoundland, Canada 17 M 34 From can  
Patrick De Sousa   12:37.0  09-13-02     4th Annual Gemini Beer MIle  Vancouver, BC 20 M OK Spring Pale Ale, from can  
Plunkert "Slappy" Dean   17:30.0  03-29-08     2nd Charlotte Beer Mile  Charlotte, NC M 36 Icehouse, from can  Penalty Lap
Spider "Chicago Hurricane" Dick   8:43.6  11-24-08     Donkey Punch Beer Mile  A Dark Place On A Hill M 4 Budweiser, from can  Ok first time, spider hat = clincher
Patrick "Didi" Dideum   10:55.0  09-22-07     3rd Annual Wallace Birthday Beermile  Berkeley, CA 231 M   
Frank "Frankie 5 Toes" DiPentino   7:53.2  09-13-10     Guys Night Out  McLean, VA 1 M 37 Heineken, from can  Vini Vidi Vibramici
Papa Don't Peek   11:24.0  01-01-09     Tucson New Year Champagne Mile 2009  Tucson, AZ M Champagne, from bottle  
Papa Don't Peek   13:2.0  09-20-08     Non-Piratey Statute and Nautical Beer Mile  Tucson, AZ M Miller Lite, from can  Nautical in 14:40, first beer mile
Peter Doroschuck   11:59.0  08-03-07     2007 Manitoba Summer Beer Mile  Winnipeg, MB M 20 n/a, from can  Penalty lap
Peter "Jester" Doroschuk   11:59.9  08-04-07     Manitoba Summer Beer Mile Championships  Winnipeg, MB M Budweiser, from can  with penalty lap... used to wimpy american beer
Peter Doroschuk   16:57.0  08-25-12     Manitoba Summer Beermile 2012  Winnipeg, MB 24 M 3 Fort Garry Dark, 1 Fort Garry Lime, from can  Ran a chunder drinking his pints from the can. Was also wearing the best top
Peter "Mad-Dog" Doroshuk   9:53.0  03-19-11     2011 Manitoba Winter beermile  Winnipeg, MB 11 M OV, from can  
Peter "Dorobilly" Doroshuk   10:48.0  08-23-14     2014 Manitoba Summer Beermile  Winnipeg, MB 19 M   
peter Doroshuk   14:30.0  03-17-12     2012 Manitoba Winter beermile  Winnipeg, MB 33 M O.V, from can  ran the entire beermile while smoking cigarettes. Was not even going to show up untill Tyrone called Jon and asked him to beat Peter at RPS over the phone to run it. Peter clearly lost.
Peter "Pistol Pete" Doroshuk   20:13.0  03-20-10     2010 Manitoba Winter Beermile  Winnipeg, MB 42 M 24 Brewhaus, from can  Was suspected of being either a Narc or a mexican alien
Patrick Dougherty   12:48.0  12-06-08     2nd Annual College Station Beer Mile  College Station, TX M Budweiser, from can  
Patrick "Thunderfoot" Dougherty   13:48.0  12-09-07     1st Annual Aggieland Beer Mile  College Station, TX M 28 Budwieser, from can  
Paul Dribnock   9:11.0  11-23-11     Silicon Valley Beer MIle 2011  20 M   
Paul Dribnock   9:36.0  11-21-07     2007 Silicon Valley Beer Mile  Los Gatos CA 24 M From can  
Kyle Dunlop   9:26.7  09-18-11     The Fall Classic  Hespeler, ON 2 M 28 Labatt Blue, from can  Couldn't afford shoes because he had to buy a class beer like Labatt Blue. Unable to become a two time winner because his older brother showed up
Kyle Dunlop   10:1.0  06-26-10     The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2010  Hespeler, ON 1 M 27 Old Milwaukee, from can  First time competitor, first time winner
Mike Duplass   15:35.0  06-01-04     New Orleans Spring Beer Mile  New Orleans, LA 32 M   
Wakes me when its over El Paso H3   11:50.0  06-04-08     Denver H3 Mile High Beer Mile #1  Denver, CO 3 M Tecate 4.55%, from can  
Kevin Empey   9:40.0  08-25-12     Manitoba Summer Beermile 2012  Winnipeg, MB 9 M Crystal, from bottle  
Kevin Empy   10:14.0  03-17-12     2012 Manitoba Winter beermile  Winnipeg, MB 12 M Moosehead, from bottle  
Peter Eriksson   11:7.0  09-30-09     LiTHe Syras Beer Mile 2009  Link?ping, Sweden M 330ml, from can  
Peter Eriksson   12:38.0  10-02-12     LiTHe Syra Annual Beer Mile 2012  Linkoping, Sweden 46 M 33 cl, from can  
Alenka Erpic Senk   10:21.0  11-02-13     3. BEER MILE - SLOVENIAN CHAMPIONCHIPS  Novo mesto, Slovenia, Europe 17 F 42 BANDIDOS TEQUILA, from bottle  women beermile 4 laps 3 beers 0,33l
Kyle Fahrenkamp   8:27.0  11-11-11     Cincinnati Beer Mile IV  Cincinnati, OH Coors, from can  EL RD
Dave "Fitz" Fitzpatrick   7:3.0  11-18-07     Collingwood Crew  Collingwood, Ontario M Canadian, from can  
Patrick Flanagan   DNF  06-05-04     First Annual to the Second Annual Burns Family Triathlon Series Beer-Mile Competition  Waukesha, WI 5 M 25   
Schwarzkopf "Coxcycle" Frank   17:13.0  10-03-08     Motown/Ann Arbor H3 Fall Classic Beer Mile  Ann Arbor, MI M 46 Miller High Life, from can  
Patrick Gale   12:45.0  04-25-97     East Tennessee State University Beer Mile  Johnson City, TN 8 M   
Marky "Pulsating" Gaspy   7:39.0  09-24-05     Boise Beer Mile  Boise, ID 6 M 30 Coors Original, from can  Boise Hash House Harriers
Peter Gaukrodeger   20:22.0  09-15-12     2012 Parkville Beer Mile  Rawlinson Track, Melbourne University M From bottle  
Peter Gaukrodger   10:9.0  09-21-13     2013 Parkville Beer Mile  Rawlinson Track, Melbourne University M From bottle  
Peter Gaukrodger   12:44.0  04-27-13     2013 Autumn Classic  Rawlinson Track, Melbourne University 68   Nice suit.
Patrick Gaynor   9:48.0  12-06-03     First Annual Stevens Point Beer Mile  Stevens Point, WI 4 M 24 Coors, from can  Puked
Patrick "UWW" Gaynor   12:10.0  07-11-09     River Falls Days 3rd annual Beer Mile  River Falls, WI M 30 Milwaukee's Best, from can  Perplexed how he used to run these so fast....
Karl Gilpin   7:28.0  02-27-09     True/False Beer Mile  Columbia, MO 5 M Miller Highlife, from bottle  
Skip "Spando Man" Gilson   7:38.0  11-09-05     2nd Annual UND Firewater Fun Run  Grand Forks, ND 1 M 19 Coors Orig, from can  PR second time
Skip "Ol Gils" Gilson   9:0.0  11-30-07     3rd ever UND Firewater Fun Run  Grand Forks, ND 7 M 21 Budweiser, from can  Defending Champ, PL
Patrick Goldberg   DNF  05-08-14     CMSV Beer Mile  Van Cortlandt Park Running Track M 18 Bud Light, from can  2 beers 2 laps
Patrick "Killer" Guay   12:34.0  10-05-02     Hull Beer Mile for Breast Cancer II  Hull, PQ 7 M 23 From can  
Patrick "Tricia" Gutierrez   6:31.7  11-22-09     End of XC season beermile  Jacksonville, FL 3 M 25 Budweiser, from can  Ran strong as Team Navy #1 guy
Peter "Jungle Fever" Hackett   6:57.0  11-07-12     Chocolate milk swag mile  Newberry SC M 18 From cup  
Patrick Hanson   6:26.0  10-03-08     First Annual Missouri Beer Mile  Columbia, MO 2 M Pabst Blue Ribbon  
Patrick Hanson   6:46.0  06-19-12     Pat Hanson is going to Hotlanta Beer Mile  Columbia, MO 2 M 1PBR, 1 Coors, from can  UNDEFEATED in MO!!
Patrick Hanson   6:47.0  02-27-09     True/False Beer Mile  Columbia, MO 3 M FatTire, from can  
Paul Hawksworth   7:24.0  12-21-04     1st Annual Dave Smart Beer Mile  Victoria, BC M   
Patrik Hedberg   DNF  10-09-10     The Ultimate Tiokamp  ?rebro, Sweden 1 32   3 laps
Kip "Steiner" Hill   8:11.0  11-21-09     1st Belmont Beer Mile (Standard Kingston Rules)  Nashville, TN 3 M 22 Miller High Life, from can  5'8
Kip "The Responsible Adult" Hill   9:32.3  11-21-09     1st Annual Runnin' Rebels Beer Mile  Nashville, TN M 21 Coors, from can  
Patrick Hogan   9:38.0  09-07-00     4th Annual Burlington Beer Mile  Burlington, ON 3 M   
Kev Hope   8:23.0  06-01-00     Nottingham Chunder Mile 2000  Nottingham, United Kingdom   
Britton Hopkins   7:50.0  10-18-13     Homecoming Beer Mile  Morgantown, WV Budweiser  
Ross Hopkins   15:25.0  01-26-09     Queensland Beer Mile Championship  Brisbane, Australia 10 M 52 Crown Lager, from bottle  
Pavel "Mirek" Hošinský   19:27.0  05-31-14     1. ročník - Jarní BeerMile  Prague, Czech Republic 9 M 28 heineken, from bottle  vomit
Pavel "Mirek" Hošinský   29:56.8  11-09-13     0. ročník - Podzimní BeerMile  Prague, Czech Republic 13 M 30 Budweiser, from can  500ml can (5%)
Patrick Hurley   10:59.0  06-10-14     Cabrini Green Track Club 2014 Beer Mile  Chicago, IL 3 M 28 Budweiser, from can  
Emily Innskeep   DNF  12-06-08     Chicago Beer Mile IV - Yes we can!  Chicago, IL 4 F Budweiser, from can  DNS
Bill Inskeep   11:25.0  05-03-14     Fusion-io Beer Mile Invitational  Salt Lake City, UT 3 M 51 Busch Ice, from bottle  Showing the kids how it's done.
Nick Inskeep   13:24.0  05-03-14     Fusion-io Beer Mile Invitational  Salt Lake City, UT 5 M 24 Icehouse, from can  
Necrophiliac Jack   15:50.0  09-18-09     3rd Anal Cumbridge H3 Summer Beer Mile  Magazine St Beach, Cambridge, MA M Natural Light, from can  
Paige Jackson   13:12.0  12-06-08     2nd Annual College Station Beer Mile  College Station, TX F Lone Star, from can  
Pat Janeczek   14:37.0  07-22-06     Nickel City Beer Mile 2006  Sudbury, ON 3 M   
Karsten "K-Go" Jepsen   14:0.0  07-07-07     First Run Dub B  White Bear Lake, Mn 4 M 18 Miller Lite, from can  1 season of high school CC, wants to play ultimate in college, first beer mile
Patrick Johnson   23:0.0  10-03-10     Beer Chasers Beer Mile  Pullman, WA 5 Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can  
Patrick "El Zen Master" Johnson   95:48.0  12-05-10     Beer Chasers Winter Beer Mile  Pullman, WA 7 Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can  
Patrick Jones   8:31.0  10-25-08     Go Home Gary Beer Mile  Chicago, IL M Bud Light, from can  
Patrick Jones   17:15.0  10-15-11     Skule(tm) Rugby beermile  Toronto, ON M   
Kafi "Just Kafi" Joseph   13:52.0  11-17-07     Seattle HHH First Beer Mile  Seattle, WA 3 F 24 Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can  
P K   19:15.0  08-03-07     2007 Manitoba Summer Beer Mile  Winnipeg, MB M 21 n/a, from can  penalty lap
Special K   7:37.0  04-22-06     Metrics Beer Mile 2006  Millersville, PA 5 M 21 Natural Light, from can  
Special K   8:57.0  02-25-06     Millersville Winter Non-Qualifier Beer Mile 2006  Millersville, PA 2 M 21 Miller High Life, from bottle  Virgin Performance
JP "Papa John" Kaal   DNF  05-09-08     Samford Beer Mile 08'  Birmingham, AL M 22 HighLife, from can  
Sophia "Soph" Kaidonis   46:22.0  04-25-06     The South Australian Beer Mile Championships  Adelaide, South Australia, Australia F 18 Dr. Tims Traditional Ale, from can  Our 3rd Female home, beet job than her sister!
Erik Kap   11:40.0  12-30-09     The End of Year Centurion Beermile  Pretoria, South Africa 2 M Carling Black Label, from can  
dave "dkap" kaplan   DNF  06-27-06     Second Annual Northport High school Beer Mile  Long Island, NY M 18 bud light, from can  smokes alot
Dianne Kapral   11:49.0  06-21-13     7th West Toronto Classic  Toronto, ON 8 F Molson Canadian, from can  PB
Michal Kapral   7:17.0  06-21-13     7th West Toronto Classic  Toronto, ON 2 M Molson Canadian, from can  PB
Michal "The Juggler" Kapral   11:18.0  08-13-14     Classico Beermile 2014  Toronto, ON 11 M Budweiser, from can  Penalty lap
Perseus Karlström   6:12.0  10-01-13     LiTHe Syra Beermile 2013  Linkoping, Sweden 3 M From can  33 cl
Perseus Karlström   6:51.7  10-02-12     LiTHe Syra Annual Beer Mile 2012  Linkoping, Sweden 21 M 33 cl, from can  
Pawel Kartanowicz   10:54.0  12-18-10     8th Annual New Jersey Beermile Championships  Morris County, NJ 9 M 30 Modelo, from bottle  
Thorpe Kathleen   24:13.4  11-22-07     Thanksgiving Beer Mile  Pensacola, Florida F 46 Miller Light, from can  
Mike "Shamwow!" Katopodis   10:18.3  08-13-11     2011 Rudolph Bay Beer-Mile  Winnipeg, MB 1 M Kokanee, from can  Rookie of the year!
Mike "Shamwow!" Katopodis   14:6.0  09-09-11     (Rudolph Bay) Fall Beermile 1.0  Winnipeg, MB 3 M 25 Kokanee, from can  Failed to uphold elite rookie repeat performance
Jerry "Jerkin LA" Kaupilla   12:41.0  08-11-07     3rd Annual Simi Valley Beer Mile  Simi Valley, CA 10 M 43 Coors, from can  Consistent lap times
Jerry "Jerk In LA" Kaupilla   15:21.6  08-12-06     2nd Annual Beer Mile  Simi Valley, CA 6 M 42 Coors, from can  1st Timer
Patrick "Portal Kombat" Keegan   25:26.0  12-03-97     1st Annual Ben & Jerry's 4x4 (Relay Division)  Middletown, CT M 20 Ice Cream  20:29 pint, 4:47 mile
Paul Keen   9:0.0  12-05-01     The 36th Annual Invitational Mile (2001)  Lancaster, PA   
Plunkett Keith   DNF  06-14-14     Inaugural Hamburg Beer Mile - Jack's Stag  Hamburg, Germany   Did not even make it to the start line
Pete Kellie   5:33.0  06-01-06     Nottingham Chunder Mile 2006  Nottingham, United Kingdom   
Patrick "PK" Kelly   10:58.0  05-14-11     2011 Beerlympics Beer Mile  Saskatoon, SK 15 M Boxer, from can  
Patrick "PK" Kelly   11:40.0  08-25-12     Manitoba Summer Beermile 2012  Winnipeg, MB 15 M Kokanee, from can  
Patrick "PK" Kelly   12:2.0  08-22-08     Manitoba 2008 Summer Beermile  Winnipeg, MB 15 M 20 Lucky, from can  
Patrick "PK" Kelly   12:5.0  03-15-08     2008 Manitoba Winter Beermile  Winnipeg, MB 15 M Budweiser, from can  penalty lap
Patrick "PK" Kelly   14:59.0  03-17-12     2012 Manitoba Winter beermile  Winnipeg, MB 38 M Canadian, from can  Puked
Patrick "PK" Kelly   15:15.0  05-24-08     1st Annual DMR beer-race  Winnipeg, MB M Budweiser, from can  800m leg(RamRod)
Patrick Kelly   16:5.0  03-21-09     2009 Manitoba Winter Beer Mile  Winnipeg, MB 22 M 20 Budweiser, from can  
Patrick "PK" Kelly   19:15.5  08-04-07     Manitoba Summer Beer Mile Championships  Winnipeg, MB M Budweiser, from can  with penalty lap, looked very painful
Mike Kemp   7:21.0  08-09-97     Kingston Classic IX  Kingston, ON 5 M   
Mike Kemp   8:12.0  04-05-97     3rd Annual Kingston Spring Beer Mile  Kingston, ON 16 M   
Cory "Here's Your Reference #" Kemper   12:14.0  07-29-11     The SJ&J Beer Mile  Seattle, WA 5 M 25 Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can  
Tyler Kempton   13:59.0  05-11-13     Eugene Beer Mile #3  Eugene, OR 20 M   
Patrick "Patrick" Kennedy   10:30.0  11-29-13     Black Rock Peaches First Evah Beer Mile  Rockland, MA 4 M 49 Coors, from can  Most relaxed chugger (Virgin mile)
Alison Keple   11:56.0  12-22-09     6th Annual Dave Smart Beer Mile  Victoria, BC 57 F 39 Spyhopper Honey Brown, from can  
Phlip Kepler   9:34.0  11-20-10     Chicagoland Beer Mile v6  Chicago, IL M Budweiser, from can  
Phlip Kepler   9:56.0  12-07-13     9th Annual Chicagoland Beer Mile  Chicago, IL M Budweiser, from can  
Phlip Kepler   10:48.0  12-06-08     Chicago Beer Mile IV - Yes we can!  Chicago, IL 25 M Budweiser, from can  
Alex "Teater" Keppler   DNF  05-03-08     1st Annual Somebody's Bachelor Party Beer Mile  Cedar Falls, IA 2 M 23   Dropped out at 800m, in socks
Paul Kienberger   15:17.0  12-07-02     9th Annual Gustavus Beer Mile  St. Peter, MN 18 M 20 Premo, from can  5 laps
Paul Kienberger   15:36.0  12-04-01     8th Annual Gustavus Beer Mile  St. Peter, MN 7 M Premo, from can  1st timer, 5 laps
Emstip "Master Kim" Kim   8:52.0  12-03-06     Fall 2006 Dallas H3 Beermile  Dallas, TX 7 M 53 Budweiser, from bottle  
Peter Kindret   13:37.0  09-13-02     4th Annual Gemini Beer MIle  Vancouver, BC 21 M Granville Island Lager, from can  
Stephanie "Fabolous" King   DNF  04-07-06     Queen's University Beer Mile 2006  Kingston, ON 1 F Canadian, from can  Hard outing
Peter Kirchberger   11:39.0  07-20-13     Mad Trapper Trapathalon Trail Beer Mile  The Ark, Denholm, QC M From can  
Spencer Kirk   6:54.0  07-14-12     Beer Mile #6: Le Quatorze Julliet Edition  Chicago, IL M Pabst Blue Ribbon  
Spencer Kirk   7:23.0  12-07-06     Colonial Beer Mile  williamsburg, VA 1 M 22 Budweiser, from can  
Kim Klapstein   11:29.0  12-18-07     4th Annual Dave Smart Beer Mile  Victoria, BC 40 M 37 Rickards White Ale, from can  
Patrick "PK" Klein   5:8.8  11-22-11     4th Annual UWP Chocolate Milk MIle  Platteville, WI 1 M Chocolate Milk, from cup  
Patrick "PK" Klein   5:16.0  11-24-09     2nd Annual Chocolate Milk Mile  Platteville, WI M 21 Choc. Milk, from cup  Ran Alone, did not start with rest of race
Phil "Roo Boy" Klein   9:56.0  01-26-14     Queensland Beer Mile Championships 2014  Brisbane Australia M 51 Coopers Pilsner, from bottle  
Nate Klump   10:58.0  12-14-07     Beerlympics III  Mankato, MN 11 M 22 Budweiser, from bottle  The Rookie pulled out a respectable beermile in his debut run.
Brian "Knappsack" Knapp   8:30.0  11-11-03     First Open Bobcat Beer Mile Run  Lees-McRae Track: Banner Elk, NC 1 M 21 Busch Diesel, from can  5th in the southeast for cross country, Awesome first race
Lisa Knapp   12:40.0  06-11-11     Red Deer Beer Mile 2011  Red Deer, AB 6 F 27 Co-Op Gold, from can  
Patricia Ko   34:44.0  10-03-08     UofT Engineering Rugby!  Toronto, ON 20 F 19 Corona, from bottle  
Jeff "Sledge" Koeppen   11:49.0  11-25-10     Turkey Trot  Farmington CT M 30 Bush Light, from can  Played tackle football for 1 hour prior
Juha-Pekka Konttinen   7:44.0  08-27-14     The Backwood Hillbillies International Beer Mile  Helsinki, Finland 3 M 35 Brookyln Lager, from bottle  
Pete Koomen   16:36.0  04-27-04     CWRUN '04  Cleveland, OH 13 M Milwaukee's Best Ice, from can  
Spencer "Mr Chop Suey" Koop   17:32.0  06-14-13     Friday Night TriNight Beer Mile #2  Abbotsford, BC M 21 Molson Excel, from can  Required to run 1 extra loop
Igor "Got game" Kopecky   10:25.0  09-11-05     Timpathelon4  Edmonton, AB 9 M 34 Kokanee, from can  Waits for next event
Igor "Speedo" Kopecky   16:1.0  09-29-06     Timpathelon5  Calgary, AB 15 M 35 Kokanee, from can  No 16th place here
Igor "Igster" Kopecky   17:22.0  08-20-11     Timpathelon 10  Edmonton, AB M 40 Kokanee, from can  bonus lap - puker
Thomas Kopler   9:31.0  08-08-98     Kingston Classic X  Kingston, ON 9 M   
Eric "the BigRedRefreshment (aka Jimmy)" Kopp   10:36.0  02-22-03     UWP Open  Platteville, WI 2 M 23 Coors Original, from can  :18,1:16,1:21,1:16,1:42,1:21,2:12,1:14
Eric "the BigRedRefreshment (aka Jimmy)" Kopp   DNF  05-08-04     2004 Graduates/Post Conf. BeerMile  Platteville, WI 1 M 25 IceHouse, from bottle  :59,:78,4:08,1:25,dnf
Ryan "The Little Guy" Kopp   11:39.0  03-12-07     Ramapo College Spring Break Invite  Mahwah, NJ 4 M 20 Miller High Life Light, from can  No Penalty Lap
Ryan "The Little Guy" Kopp   13:28.4  11-22-06     601 Stupid Invitational  Mahwah, NJ 4 M 20 Miller High Life, from can  didn't do the penalty lap
Ryan "pussy" Kopp   DNF  11-25-08     Biennial 601 Thanksgiving Classic Race  Mahwah, NJ 1 M 22 bass, from bottle  giant pussy face
Richard Koppenol   15:17.0  01-28-08     Queensland Beer Mile Championship  Brisbane, Australia M 63 Tooheys Dry, from bottle  
Richard Koppenol   16:26.0  01-26-07     Queensland Beer Mile Championship  Brisbane, Australia 6 M 61 Tooheys Dry, from bottle  Walker-Had a 40 metre lead at the start(fastest drinker in town). Great performance after last years DNF
Richard Koppenol   DNF  01-26-06     Queensland Beer Mile Championship  Brisbane, Australia 14 M 60 Tooheys Dry, from bottle  345ml/5%
Kepler Kramer   20:26.0  05-03-14     Fusion-io Beer Mile Invitational  Salt Lake City, UT 9 M 38 Becks, from bottle  
Thomas Kreutzpeintner   9:45.0  07-14-11     Eugene Beer Mile #1  Eugene, OR 15 M   
Paul Kristek   14:20.0  06-26-14     Inaugural Greenlake Beer Mile  Seattle, WA 4 M 40 Budweiser, from can  
Pat Krueger   12:34.0  06-21-05     New Orleans Summer Beer Mile  New Orleans, LA 41 M   
Patrick Krueger   13:41.0  01-04-05     ABITA New Orleans Winter 2005 Beer Mile  New Orleans, LA 49 M Abita Amber, from bottle  
Juha "Padasjoen Patman" Kumpulainen   10:31.0  08-27-14     The Backwood Hillbillies International Beer Mile  Helsinki, Finland 9 M 54 Anchor Liberty Ale, from bottle  
Peter Kunej   9:29.0  11-02-13     3. BEER MILE - SLOVENIAN CHAMPIONCHIPS  Novo mesto, Slovenia, Europe 13 M 43 LASKO, from bottle  
PETER KUNEJ   9:58.0  06-07-13     2. BEER MILE SLOVENIAN CHAMPIONCHIPS  Novo mesto, Slovenia, Europe M 43 LASKO, from can  
Chris "refreshments" Kupczyk   10:3.0  07-19-03     SLR Summer BBQ Beer Mile  Vienna, VA 3 M Mickeys Big Mouth  
Pargol Lakhan   13:50.0  08-02-11     Broadway Beer Mile 2  Vancouver, BC 13 F Vodka, from cup  
Chris "Nolimitrunna" Lamperski   7:3.0  05-17-07     Dilworth Beer Mile  Charlotte, NC M 25 Miller High Life, from can  1st beer mile
Mark Laperouse   7:42.0  11-30-13     Giles Island Beer Mile  Giles Island, MS M 34 Budweiser, from can  Personal best, beat previous course record
Mark Laperouse   7:46.1  11-22-12     Giles Island Beer Mile  Giles Island, MS M 33 Budweiser, from can  PR
Mark Laperouse   9:18.0  11-24-11     Giles Island Beer Mile  Giles Island, MS M 32 Budweiser, from can  2011 Winner
Mark Laperouse   9:46.0  11-26-10     Giles Island Beer Mile  Giles Island, MS 2 M 31 Budweiser, from can  
Patrick "Newbie" Lincoln   26:5.0  06-02-07     Beer Mile #6  Louisville, KY 7 M 22 Budweiser, from can  
Nick Lipari   6:38.0  11-20-11     2011 National's Milk Mile  Terre Haute, Indiana M Chocolate Milk, from cup  
Doreen Lipovski   21:36.0  01-19-13     Studs, Buds and Suds Beer Mile 2013  Hull, PQ 13 F Budweiser, from can  2nd woman
Ricky "Coop" Lupp   19:59.0  11-11-07     On a Whim one Night in the Nasty Nati  Cincinnati, OH M 18 Budweiser, from can  I don't know what he did
Paul "PMac" MacKenzie   12:15.0  11-06-10     CB Barbarians House Crawl Beer Mile  Sydney, Cape Breton M 39 Labbat's Blue, from can  
Paul Mackinnon   21:50.0  11-01-03     Inaugural UW Invitational Beer Mile  Waterloo, ON 9 M 18 Kokanee, from can  
Paul MacKinnon   22:18.0  08-19-05     5th Annual Canatara Beach Memorial Beer Mile  Sarnia, ON 7 M 20 Export, from can  wanted to drink Kokanee
Paul MacKinnon   26:47.0  10-05-04     2nd Annual UW Invitational Beer Mile  Waterloo, ON 9 M 19 Kokanee, from can  
Paul MacKinnon   30:13.0  11-05-05     The Guinness Gallop  Waterloo, ON 4 M 20 Export, from can  would have done better with Kokanee
Chuck"Shit Happens" Magera   DNF  03-25-06     Charlotte Beer Mile & Pub Crawl  Charlotte, NC   
Patrick "Rooster" Mahoney   9:31.0  11-09-05     2nd Annual UND Firewater Fun Run  Grand Forks, ND 8 M 21 Budweiser, from can  FUCK defending CHAMP (Ouch)
Brian "B-Nasty" Makupson   13:25.0  04-25-11     Gaffney Beer Mile Invitational  Gaffney, SC 2 M 21 Busch Light, from can  
Brian "B-Nasty" Makupson   14:27.0  04-26-11     Gaffney Beer Mile Classic  Gaffney, SC 22 M 21 Busch Light, from can  Ran 5th Lap
Christoph Malik   7:54.3  08-30-14     Bermile Cologne  Cologne/Germany 7 M Heineken 5% 0.33l, from bottle  
Ken McAlpine   7:37.0  04-01-06     5th Annual Spring K-W BM (Ontario Championships)  Waterloo, ON 14 M 34 Chocolate Milk  Rookie, facility milk record!
Phil ""Are you going to drink that ?"" McKennan   6:31.0  04-05-08     Pledging  Berkeley, CA 1 M 18 Budweiser, from can  winner
Billie McKim Murphy   DNF  05-09-14     Broadway Beer Mile 4  Vancouver, BC 2 F   
Phil McKinney   DNF  07-14-11     Eugene Beer Mile #1  Eugene, OR 2 M   
Will "Dead Last Monkey" McPeake   37:25.0  07-17-10     2010 Nashville Beer Mile  Nashville, TN 18 M 40 Blue Moon, from bottle  
Patrick Melancon   10:50.0  05-30-10     Memorial Day Beer Mile  New Orleans, LA M 44 Bud Ice, from bottle  
Kapral Michal   8:20.0  06-15-12     Michal's Big Birthday Beermile  M 40 Mill St Stock, from bottle  
Peter Miskiel   16:45.0  10-15-11     Skule(tm) Rugby beermile  Toronto, ON M   
Paul Monczka   9:14.0  08-13-14     Classico Beermile 2014  Toronto, ON 7 M   
Patrick Morgan   5:42.0  11-21-10     2010 National's Milk Mile  Terre Haute, Indiana 12 M Chocolate Milk, from cup  
Patrick Mottard   13:31.0  08-16-09     Annual Quebec Endurance's Beer Mile 2009  Quebec, PQ 9 M 24 Budweiser, from bottle  Penalty Lap
Chuck Murphy   11:12.0  11-15-96     UWO / Queen's Virtual Beer Mile  London, ON 4 M   
Mike Murphy   13:39.0  01-13-07     The XXX Beer Mile  Lakeland, Fl M 20 Coors, from can  came down from Indiana
Mike "Murph the Girth" Murphy   13:39.5  01-13-07     The XXX Beer Mile  Lakeland, Florida M 20 Coors, from can  came down from Indiana
Karma Hates My Parents   53:1.0  03-15-08     Carolina Trash Beer Mile 2008  Spring Lake, NC M 26 Coors Lite, from can  puked while walking.
Pavel "Mirek" Mykytyn   DNF  05-31-14     1. ročník - Jarní BeerMile  Prague, Czech Republic 17 M 25 heineken, from bottle  nejde
Patterson Nick   43:35.0  11-22-07     Thanksgiving Beer Mile  Pensacola, Florida M 23 Bud Light, from can  
Patrick "SlipperyP" Niemeyer   8:36.0  01-02-14     Beer Mile  Seattle, WA M 38 Budweiser, from can  
Patrick Nolan   22:50.0  11-17-00     Fifth Annual Kingston Fall Beer Mile  Kingston, ON 14 M   
Patrick "Pukey" O'Grady   18:26.0  09-22-05     Wallace Birthday Beermile  New York, NY 27 M Original Coors, from can  
Patrick "Pat" Odonnell   7:4.0  04-25-08     Hurricane Invite  Coral Gables, Florida 3 M ??  Rookie of the year
jacky p   17:49.0  03-20-10     2010 Manitoba Winter Beermile  Winnipeg, MB 36 F lucky, from can  
Nick P   9:55.0  08-14-07     Port Jefferson Beer Mile  Port Jefferson, NY 4 M From can  
Mike P.   9:50.0  12-31-11     Livin' On A Prayer Beer Mile  Pasadena, CA M Tecate, from can  
Christopher "Pancake" Packnett   8:44.0  05-13-06     2nd Annual Natty 1600  Greencastle, IN 9 M 20 Busch Light, from can  Wore a ponytail, and chugged 2 pre-race beers
Mackenzie "P-Mac" Page   10:35.0  03-17-07     2007 Manitoba Winter Beermile  Winnipeg, MB 13 M 19 Lucky, from can  penalty lap
Junyong Pak   6:7.0  01-04-05     ABITA New Orleans Winter 2005 Beer Mile  New Orleans, LA 5 M Abita Amber, from bottle  
Junyong Pak   DNF  06-21-05     New Orleans Summer Beer Mile  New Orleans, LA 3 M Miller High Life, from can  6.08 PR
Wet Paperback   52:35.0  03-15-08     Carolina Trash Beer Mile 2008  Spring Lake, NC F 29 Coors Lite, from can  drank hugs with her beers
Cori "All oiled up" Park   22:9.0  09-24-05     Boise Beer Mile  Boise, ID 13 F 30 Coors Light, from can  Coors what? Illegal.
Kevin Park   8:38.0  06-13-12     MTHS Milk Mile 2012  Montville, NJ 8 15 2% Milk, from cup  
Alex Parker   13:3.0  04-07-00     6th Annual Kingston Spring Beer Mile  Kingston, ON 20 M   
Hammer Parker   6:47.0  11-21-10     2010 National's Milk Mile  Terre Haute, Indiana 24 M Chocolate Milk, from cup  
Jim Parker   9:0.0  11-24-10     2010 Silicon Valley Beer Mile  Los Gatos CA 15 M From can  
Jim Parker   9:23.0  11-23-11     Silicon Valley Beer MIle 2011  21 M   
Jim Parker   9:45.0  11-21-07     2007 Silicon Valley Beer Mile  Los Gatos CA 25 M 43 From can  
Jim Parker   10:42.0  12-04-08     Silicon Valley Beer Mile 2008  Los Gatos CA 67 M 44   
Joe Parker   DNF  07-16-05     Race for the Cure - The Brewskie Edition  Columbus, OH 2 18   5:01mile after drinking Colt 45, did not run official beer mile
John Parker   9:22.0  10-20-02     Bozeman Beer race  Bozeman, MT 5 M 21 Keystone Light, from can  
Thomas Parker   15:22.0  10-05-04     2nd Annual UW Invitational Beer Mile  Waterloo, ON 3 M 20 Rum & Coke, from can  First place in the Muslim Appreciation Mile
Tom Parker   21:54.0  11-01-03     Inaugural UW Invitational Beer Mile  Waterloo, ON 10 M 19 Export, from can  
Zander Parker   13:19.0  04-04-98     4th Annual Kingston Spring Beer Mile  Kingston, ON 19 M   
David "Just Dave" Parkinson   10:42.0  11-17-07     Seattle HHH First Beer Mile  Seattle, WA 1 M 26 Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can  
Harrison "PBW" Parks   16:46.0  08-19-05     2nd Annual Teckub Beer Mile  Ontario,Canada 7 M Labbat's Blue, from bottle  Puked
Klay "Meat sweats" Patersun   8:26.0  11-16-13     Kingston Fall Beer Mile 2013  Kingston, ON 15 M 24 PC Genuine Lager, from can  Also big PB wearing street clothes
Chris Patrick   7:49.0  06-13-09     3rd Annual Columbus Beer Mile  Columbus, GA M 25 Coors, from can  
Clayton Patrick   13:18.0  04-28-07     2nd Annual Fort Collins Beer Mile  Fort Collins, CO 10 M 25   We expect a great sophomore performance
Mike Patterson   12:19.0  12-11-98     North Bay Beer Mile  North Bay, ON 4 M   
Mike Patterson   12:49.0  04-02-03     The First Annual Western Spring Beer Mile - Men  London, ON 11 M 22 Old Milwaukee, from can  God im getting old
Rick "The Game" Patterson   7:16.0  05-29-10     6th Annual Jacksonville Beer Mile  Jacksonville, FL 59 M 40 Budweiser, from can  What can you say a PR is a PR. Patty is back!
Rick "The Game" Patterson   7:24.0  05-21-05     Owen Shott Memorial Beer Mile  Jacksonville, FL 2 M 35 Budweiser, from can  closed well
Rick "The Game" Patterson   7:44.0  07-29-06     Cap'n Pic's Hoo-ahh Challenge  Jacksonville, FL 2 36 Budweiser  it wasn't flashy but it got the job done
Rick "Game" Patterson   8:0.0  05-23-09     5th Annual Jacksonville Beer Mile  Jacksonville, FL 11 M 39 Red Stripe, from bottle  mediocrity
Rick "My game is Back" Patterson   8:12.0  05-24-08     Owen Shott 4th Annual  Jacksonville, FL 7 M 38 Budweiser, from can  The godfather of jville beermile is back
Rick "Game" Patterson   8:40.0  05-26-07     Owen Shott 3rd Annual  Jacksonville, FL M 37 Budweiser, from can  got "girled" on last lap
Rick "I lost my game" Patterson   10:5.0  12-01-07     FL Beermile Championships  Jacksonville, FL 9 M 36 Budweiser, from can  On the comeback trail
Rick "Game" Patterson   14:34.0  05-19-06     Owen Shott Memorial  Jacksonville, FL 7 M 36 Budweiser, from can  from 7:20 to this ?
Kevin "the 31 year old" Patzoldt   8:36.7  03-16-07     1st Annual Peter Strauss Memorial Beer Mile  St. Peter, MN M 23 Premo, from can  
Rick Pavlat   16:23.0  12-06-03     First Annual Stevens Point Beer Mile  Stevens Point, WI 9 M Coors, from can  Puked
Chris Pawlick   10:22.4  03-21-09     3rd Annual WVTC Winter Classic  San Francisco, CA 20 M Heineken, from can  
Sam Pawluk   11:20.0  12-31-04     1st Annual New Years Eve Beer Mile  Vancouver, BC 21 M 19 Granville Island, from can  Kajaks
Kathleen "Princess" Payne   12:14.0  12-18-10     Choppers Beer Mile 2010  Pakuranga, Auckland, New Zealand 5 F 35 DB Export, from bottle  PB by 2 minutes!
Judge Peaker   9:1.0  05-15-14     Ironman Lanzarote prologue  Club la Santa, Lanzarote 49 san miguel 5.4%, from bottle  
Jackie Pearce   8:21.0  06-19-12     Pat Hanson is going to Hotlanta Beer Mile  Columbia, MO 5 F Tallgrass Halcyon Wheat, from can  PR
Jackie Pearce   8:49.0  10-03-08     First Annual Missouri Beer Mile  Columbia, MO 8 F Budweiser  
Jackie Pearce   9:43.0  02-27-09     True/False Beer Mile  Columbia, MO 9 F Budweiser, from can  
Jackie Pearce   10:16.0  06-22-02     2002 Canadian National Beer Mile Championships  Edmonton, AB F   SK; Penalty Lap
Becky Pearson   DNF  10-16-02     The First Annual Western Fall Beer Mile - Women  London, ON 10 F 19   I timed too
James Peck   8:37.0  10-15-10     10th Annual West Chester Beer Mile  West Chester, PA 8 M Coors Extra Gold, from can  
Kelly Peck   10:36.0  12-16-05     5th Annual West Chester, PA Beer Mile  West Chester, PA 15 F Yuengling, from can  Newcomer with promise
Kristian Hebogaard Pedersen   8:53.0  06-05-14     DM i Beer Mile 2014  Copenhagen, Denmark M 32 Royal Export, from can  33 cl, 5.6%
Papa Don't Peek   12:5.0  12-25-08     3rd Annual Tucson Xmas Beer Mile  Tucson, AZ 5 M Coors Light, from can  
Mike "Statch" Peel   22:4.0  11-18-05     Bernie's Birthday Beer Mile  Claremont, CA 11 M 21 Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can  
Mary Pelak   DNF  12-02-06     Chicago Beer Mile v2.0  Chicago, IL 6 F   
julie ann "lockbox" penaskovic   14:38.0  01-01-13     CA Larrikins Hash 1st Annual New Years Day Beermile  San Diego, CA 10 F 40 miller high life, from can  
Mike "Moose" Percival   7:28.0  04-14-09     89th Annual Schlitz Genuine Gold Classic  Hamilton, ON M 21 Schiltz, from can  
Nick Peretta   8:49.0  08-20-05     First Annual Massapequa Beer Mile  Massapequa, NY 4 M From can  
Chris Perkins   9:3.1  05-18-04     Spring into Summer 3k  Niagra Falls, NY 2   
Eric Perkins   DNF  11-23-11     Silicon Valley Beer MIle 2011  3 M   
Katie Perkins   24:45.0  12-07-05     1st Annual UWG Beer Mile  Carrollton, GA F 19 Natural Light, from can  
Katelyn Perry   12:27.0  12-16-08     5th Annual Dave Smart Beer Mile  Victoria, BC F 21 Vancouver Islander, from can  
Erik Peterson   7:37.0  07-14-11     Eugene Beer Mile #1  Eugene, OR 6 M   
Oskar Petersson   7:11.8  10-02-12     LiTHe Syra Annual Beer Mile 2012  Linkoping, Sweden 25 M 33 cl, from can  
Oskar Pettersson   8:59.0  10-01-13     LiTHe Syra Beermile 2013  Linkoping, Sweden 15 M From can  33 cl
Erick "Bet it all" Petursson   8:16.0  09-11-05     Timpathelon4  Edmonton, AB 3 M Kokanee, from can  2nd place finish
Jacky Phaelon   11:35.0  03-17-12     2012 Manitoba Winter beermile  Winnipeg, MB 20 F Budweiser, from can  She had to be the happiest person on the start line
Brick "Brick" Philbrick   9:50.0  01-01-10     First Bi-Annual Central Arkansas Beer Mile  Maumelle, AR 3 M 45 Coors Original, from can  I ditched biology lab for this? Awesome!
Scott "Brick" Philbrick   12:15.0  01-01-11     Second Semi-Bi-Annual Central Arkansas Beer Mile  Maumelle, AR 4 M 46 Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can  PBR!!!! (AT kROGER, GETTIN CHEESE AND CRACKERS)
Eskimo Pi Diver   9:42.0  01-01-09     Tucson New Year Champagne Mile 2009  Tucson, AZ M Champagne, from bottle  
Nick "Big Sausage" Piazza   28:39.0  08-16-11     DSU Beer Mile  Center Vlley M 20 Dark Horse, from can  
Matt Pickel   16:50.0  10-05-04     2nd Annual UW Invitational Beer Mile  Waterloo, ON 4 M 20 Export, from can  
Chad "Just Chad" Pickens   14:45.0  02-01-14     Coyote Ugly Hash House Harriers Beermile  Fresno, Ca. 5 M 32 Budweiser, from can  Had to drink a penalty beer. Tried to hide a half drank beer.
Carl Pickering   DNF  05-30-14     Lexington Beer Mile Spring 2014  Lexington, KY 7 M   
The Pickle Maker   10:0.0  10-18-13     Full Moon H3 Beermile  Fort Lauderdale, FL Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can  Super Master
John Pickles   12:33.0  12-19-13     First Annual Mayer Tribute  North Vancouver, Canada M Bowen Island Deep 6 lager, from can  
Kevin Picton   14:43.0  12-22-09     6th Annual Dave Smart Beer Mile  Victoria, BC 64 M 24 Pilsner, from can  
mike pierce   9:50.0  06-30-05       Ottawa, ON M 18 Labbat's Blue, from bottle  
Dorothy Pike   DNF  05-05-12     Triangle Area Runners Challenge v3.0  Raleigh, NC 11 F 27 Bud Light Platinum, from bottle  
Jim "III" Pike   11:29.0  11-27-05     Fall 2005 Dallas H3 Beer Mile  Dallas, TX 13 M 45 Milwakee Ice, from can  
Mr. Pink   6:37.0  01-18-14     SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.3  Toronto, ON M 33 Laker, from can  PB! 3rd BM in 5 days. Two previous on Tallboys, followed by 355ml celebratory beers convinced him of possibilities. Absolutely flat out, worse leg pain than only 10k race the next day.
Mr. Pink   6:48.0  07-12-13     SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #4  Toronto, ON 2 M 33 Laker, from can  VERY near puke multiple times, spent 10 mins after finishing hunched over storm drain
Mr. Pink   7:1.0  06-14-13     SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #3  Toronto, ON 3 M 33 Laker, from can  (Finally) a Hogtown H4 record
Mr. Pink   7:20.0  08-09-13     SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #5  Toronto, ON M 33 Laker, from can  First non-PB. Coming ever closer to puking
Mr. Pink   7:33.0  05-31-13     SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #2 / Hogan's H3 #403  Toronto, ON 3 M 32 Laker, from can  Not a H4 record
Mr. Pink   7:46.0  10-11-13     SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #6  Toronto, ON 7 M 33 Laker, from can  Almost lost undefeated streak because of busting a 12k Strava segement. First time not leading a Beer Mile
Mr. Pink   7:54.0  05-10-13     SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #1  Toronto, ON 6 M 32 Keith's IPA, from can  
Mr. Pink   7:58.0  01-21-14     SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.4  Toronto, ON 1 M 33 Red Racer, from can  WR: Sub -20°C, WR: Sub 0°F, WR: Red Racer. Picked 6.5% beer to aid non-freezing. Both Beer 3 & 4 at least partially slush, which he's blaming for double near vomit. Red Racer is not Beer Mile beer! 4th BM in 8 days.
Mr. Pink   8:22.0  12-13-13     SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #9  Toronto, ON 13 M 33 Laker, from can  Only non-PB, somewhat incredibly given the frigidness. Reclaims BM crown - several moments threatening to be horizontal on icy curves
Mr. Pink   8:47.0  01-24-14     SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.6  Toronto, ON 7 M 33 Laker, from can  Thought he was much quicker. First Puke in mouth on Beer #3
Mr. Pink   8:53.0  11-08-13     SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #7  Toronto, ON 2 M 33 Laker, from can  Lost perfect record the way he would have wanted. Not trying but pushing Sheldon just enough to ensure new victor spent post-race in the bushes while Pink downed the rest of the beer
Mr. Pink   9:11.0  01-22-14     SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.5  Toronto, ON 1 M 33 Laker 473ml, from can  Why in the living fuck did I not use my go to BM beer in my first 2 Tallboy Mile attempts? VERY nearly quit on beer #3. As far as we can tell, Tallboy WR
Mr. Pink   9:59.0  01-10-14     SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10  Toronto, ON 13 M 33 Laker, from can  Hadn't slept for more than 30 hours at start of BM, fell into drain on back straight
Mr. Pink   10:11.0  01-14-14     SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.1 (Solo Tallboys)  Toronto, ON M 33 Canadian 473ml, from can  Solo tall boy attempt. Track frozen, so ran 16x110 yards on Canadian football track. Switchbacks didn't help.
Mr. Pink   10:11.0  01-17-14     SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.2  Toronto, ON 15 M 33 Canadian 473ml, from can  
Mr. Pink   15:42.0  12-06-13     SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #8  Toronto, ON 4 M 33 Laker, from can  Paced winner to 6:02 3 beers/3 laps split. Technical DQ for not drinking beers/running laps in right order. For those who speculated if stockpiling beers into one lap would help, it doesn't. It is grotesque.
Mr. Pink   23:52.0  01-24-14     SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10.6  Toronto, ON 12 M 33 Laker, from can  Double Mile: Fuck the double Beer Mile. Walked the last lap. The purest vision of hell seen since he was last in Wales.
James Pinkerton   9:57.8  03-21-09     3rd Annual WVTC Winter Classic  San Francisco, CA 18 M Heineken, from can  
Mallory Pinnock   22:0.0  11-11-10     Freddy Beach Beer Mile  Fredericton, NB 10 F   
Ed "ed the sped" Piotrowski   16:40.0  04-19-03     Hauppauge Beer Mile 2  Hauppauge, Long Island, NY 4 M 22 Natural Light, from can  
erik pisby   9:19.0  10-02-04     '04 Western MonTucky Beermile Championship  Missoula, MT M From can  
Karen "Licker" Pixalu   24:43.0  11-17-07     Seattle HHH First Beer Mile  Seattle, WA 11 F 36 Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can  
Stasia Ploskonka   DNF  10-08-09     Sport Systems First Annual Beer Mile  Albuquerque, NM F 23 Tecate, from can  
David Plotkin   11:58.0  03-12-13     2013 Donut Mile (or, the time Aidan lost)  Northampton, Ma 10 M Donuts  
David Plotkin   30:2.0  11-20-12     NHS Coke Mile 2012  Northampton, Ma 24 M Coca-Cola, from can  Didn't pay ahead of time
Dean "Slappy" Plunkert   DNF  03-25-06     Charlotte Beer Mile & Pub Crawl  Charlotte, NC M   
Bill Plunkett   7:5.0  06-01-04     New Orleans Spring Beer Mile  New Orleans, LA 5 M   
Bill Plunkett   10:41.0  01-04-05     ABITA New Orleans Winter 2005 Beer Mile  New Orleans, LA 32 M Abita Amber, from bottle  
Bill "monkey_spam" Plunkett   11:38.0  06-21-05     New Orleans Summer Beer Mile  New Orleans, LA 35 M   
Keith "Roughrider" Poelzer   15:40.0  09-29-06     Timpathelon5  Calgary, AB 14 M 33 Kokanee, from can  No chess
Blake Poirier   7:26.0  12-22-09     6th Annual Dave Smart Beer Mile  Victoria, BC 9 M 36 Granville Island Winter Ale, from can  
Dan Polakoff   8:10.0  10-16-02     The First Annual Western Fall Beer Mile - Men  London, ON 3 M 18 Stroh's, from can  Puked EVEN MORE at the end
Nick Polito   7:41.0  07-27-12     Inaugural Dallas Running Project Beer Mile  Dallas, TX 3 M 43 Budweiser, from can  
Leigh-Anne "'Magic Fingers'" Polkinghorne   28:56.0  06-27-14     Dundas Beer Mile II  DUNDAS ONTARIO CANADA 23 F Moosehead, from can  Considering dressing up as Lady Gaga for next year's race.
Jon "JP" Pollack   15:22.0  08-27-10     Boys Weekend Beer Mile  Lake of Bays, ON, Canada 5 M 39 Budweiser, from can  
Ryan Pollock   7:51.0  05-11-05     1st Annual SLU Senior Week Beer Mile  Canton, NY 2 M 22 Budweiser, from can  
Nick "Kick it in!" Ponzio   8:45.0  09-09-08     1st Annual Boulevard Beer Mile  Knoxville, TN 5 M 20 Natural Light, from can  
Anthony Popielarczyk   9:55.0  11-20-12     NHS Coke Mile 2012  Northampton, Ma 16 M Coca-Cola, from can  
Anthony Popielarczyk   10:52.0  06-20-13     The Dollar Menu Mile  Northampton, Massachusetts M Dollar Menu, from bag  
Nick Portas   8:45.0  05-26-12     2012 New Zealand Beer Mile Champs  Tauranga, New Zealand 11 M VB, from can  
Becki Porter   22:15.0  08-21-13     Classico Beermile 2013  Toronto, ON 9 F Budweiser, from can  
Sarah Potovski   20:45.0  11-13-03     The 2nd Annual Western Fall Beer Mile - Women  London, ON 8 F 21 Milwaukee's Best, from can  Wow these are hard!
Jack Potter   9:0.0  04-24-04     The Parkway Road Invitational  Brisbane, Australia 5 M 18 Smirnoff Black, from can  Had already consumed 14 beers before the race
Jack "Jesus Of Suburbia" Potter   DNF  04-17-06     2nd Annual Parkway Rd Invitational  Brisbane, Australia M 21 From can  
Jack "Potter" Potter   DNF  04-17-06     Jack Potter 21st  Brisbane, Australia M 21 carlton draught, from bottle  did one lap nude
Mark Pottie   10:44.0  09-12-03     5th Annual Gemini Beer Mile  Vancouver, BC 28 M Keiths  
Luke Potvin   8:3.0  05-31-14     1st Gemmill Beer Mile  Almonte, Ontario 4 M   impressive debut for the canoer
Kelala Poumpey   10:59.9  11-13-03     2003 SOU Icebreaker Beer Mile Invite (SOBM-Grand Prix race 1)  Ashland, OR 14 M From can  
Kyle Powers   8:39.0  01-04-05     ABITA New Orleans Winter 2005 Beer Mile  New Orleans, LA 15 M Abita Amber, from bottle  
Kyle Powers   11:27.0  06-21-05     New Orleans Summer Beer Mile  New Orleans, LA 31 M   
Keith "Calibrator" Poythress   8:14.0  05-24-08     Owen Shott 4th Annual  Jacksonville, FL 8 M 44 Budweiser, from can  Masters(40+) winner 4min PR
Keith "Calibrator" Poythress   8:16.0  05-23-09     5th Annual Jacksonville Beer Mile  Jacksonville, FL 13 M 45 Budweiser, from can  consistency the key to narrowly avoiding getting girled
Keith "Calibrator" Poythress   12:21.0  05-26-07     Owen Shott 3rd Annual  Jacksonville, FL M 40 Corona, from can  came correct with racing flats but shoes don't speed up chugging pace
Mica Prazak   13:5.0  12-31-04     1st Annual New Years Eve Beer Mile  Vancouver, BC 27 M 18 Old Milwakee, from can  Blenheim Palace
Mica Prazak   14:51.0  06-13-09     J Mac Beer 1000  Vancouver, BC M Old Style Pilsner, from can  Chunder
Mica Prazzak   14:29.0  06-05-04     J Mac North Shore Champs  Sutherland High School, North Vancouver, BC 40 M Budweiser, from can  Solid effort.
Corey "No Hurry" Presnick   14:18.0  05-21-05     Owen Shott Memorial Beer Mile  Jacksonville, FL 10 M 24 Budweiser, from can  with all those wheels, more was expected
Jackie Pribyl   23:55.0  10-31-09     Halloween Quadathlon Beer Mile  Houghton, MI 12 M Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can  
Mike Pritchard   7:29.0  01-07-12     VO2 Beer Mile  Bellevue, WA M Budweiser, from can  
Drew Prochaska   14:59.0  06-11-11     Casa de Sex Panther Mile  Houston, TX M 26 Bombshell Blond, from can  had to run an extra lap
Jon Prokup   8:23.0  04-18-98     NESCAC Championships I  Amherst, MA 18 M   Amherst
Ken Proudfoot   8:54.0  12-03-06     Fall 2006 Dallas H3 Beermile  Dallas, TX 8 M 34 Budweiser, from can  
Karianne Proulx   DNF  06-04-08     CduQ T&F camp soda-mile, 1st edition  St-Leonard d'Aston 2 F 14 coke, from can  
Mike Prouty   11:0.0  07-04-12     Independence Day 2012  Phnom Penh, Cambodia 3 M 36 Cambodia, from can  
Curtis "pukes" Pukes   12:21.0  07-20-11     first timer beer mile  Salt Lake City M 26 Budweiser, from can  
Mike Purse   DNF  06-05-04     First Annual to the Second Annual Burns Family Triathlon Series Beer-Mile Competition  Waukesha, WI 8 M   
Kristina Pyziak   DNF  10-16-02     The First Annual Western Fall Beer Mile - Women  London, ON 7 F 19 Stroh's, from can  I don't like beer
Jakob Rapp   DNF  10-09-10     The Ultimate Tiokamp  ?rebro, Sweden 2 31   2 laps
Chris Repka   7:4.0  05-09-08     3rd Annual Fort Collins Beer Mile  Fort Collins, CO M Pabst, from can  
Chris Repka   7:23.0  04-29-06     Fort Collins Original Beer Mile  Fort Collins, CO M 23 Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can  Regrettably drank a Lost lake for last beer. Beer mile virgin. 70s track suit was a must.
Chris Repka   8:36.0  04-28-07     2nd Annual Fort Collins Beer Mile  Fort Collins, CO 8 M 24 Yuengling, from can  More than a minute worse than last year. The pre race burger was probably a terrible idea. Somehow managed not to vomitron. Itchy wool sports coat.
April Rick   35:12.0  04-10-07     2nd Annual Ottawa Classic  Ottawa, ON 9 F 21 Budweisere, from can  
F@ck Me "Rudolph" Rudolph   DNF  09-27-08     Big Hump HHH, Beer Mile #1  Florissant, MO M 25 From can  all laps, no time listed
Patsy "Shouten Out" Ruigrok   12:0.0  01-01-13     Cambridge Beer Mile Part 2  Cambridge Ontario F 48 Budweiser, from can  
Patsy "Sweet Legs" Ruigrok   12:50.0  08-02-10     1st Annual Cambridge Beermile  Cambridge Ontario 12 F 29 Canadian, from can  29 with a few years training ;)
Phil "Old Man" Rybecky   9:31.0  08-28-14     PWNY Beer Mile  Port Washington NY 8 M 56 Brooklyn Summer, from can  Great Race No practice
Patrick S.   18:22.0  08-22-08     Manitoba 2008 Summer Beermile  Winnipeg, MB 30 M Coors Light, from can  
Patrick Salee   9:52.0  11-21-10     2010 National's Milk Mile  Terre Haute, Indiana 39 M Chocolate Milk, from cup  
Chuck "Coppertone Bone" Samples   12:26.0  01-01-06     Intergalactic Hash Winter Classic  San Diego, CA 9 M 52 Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can  
Patrick Sarver   5:44.4  11-22-09     2009 National's Milk Mile  Terre Haute, Indiana 11 M Chocolate Milk, from cup  
Ben Schmeckpeper   6:1.0  05-20-06     Cambridge Beer Mile Championships  Cambridge, MA 1 M 22 Heineken, from can  school record
PORK SCREW   10:59.0  09-02-07     NVHHH BEER MILE  State College, PA M Miller Genuine Draft, from can  
Brian "My employers will shit a brick" Gaping-Ass   9:54.0  07-29-08     Revere High School Showdown  Akron, OH 1 M 21 Labbat's Blue, from can  
Kip Sigsworth   9:50.0  08-11-01     2001 World Beer Mile Championships  Edmonton, AB 28 M   Ontario
Kip Sigsworth   12:0.0  11-02-96     2nd Annual Lakehead University Beer Mile  Thunder Bay, ON 9 M   
Tapio "Hallin Hitain" Siik   9:34.0  08-27-14     The Backwood Hillbillies International Beer Mile  Helsinki, Finland 8 M 53 Goose Island, from bottle  
Peter Sockorski   18:51.0  11-12-05     The 4th Annual Western Fall Beer Mile  London, ON 23 M Laker Lager, from can  
Jack Sparrow   DNF  04-06-08     Hodac Beer Mile  Roanoke, VA 2 M 23 Coors, from can  Stopped after 2 laps
Mark Sparshott   9:12.0  01-26-06     Queensland Beer Mile Championship  Brisbane, Australia 19 M 40 Tooheys Dry, from bottle  345ml/5%
Mark Sparshott   10:29.0  01-28-08     Queensland Beer Mile Championship  Brisbane, Australia 9 M 42 Tooheys Pils, from bottle  
Kerry Spearing   9:19.0  04-27-12     2012 Edmonton Beer Mile  Edmonton, AB F 24 Moosehead, from can  
Mike Speer   9:59.0  04-29-05     4 beers, 4 laps, 4 Hoover  Altoona, PA 6 M Miller High Life  
Luke Speltz   15:9.0  12-07-02     9th Annual Gustavus Beer Mile  St. Peter, MN 17 M 22 Premo, from can  walked and smoking a cigar
Ass Spelunker   6:11.9  08-14-09     2009 DC Hash beer mile  Washington, DC 1 M 31 Pabst Blue Ribbon, from cup  DC Beer Mile Record - Didn't Vomit.
Ass Spelunker   7:5.0  08-12-09     2008 DC Hash Beer Mile  Washington, DC M 30 Pabst Blue Ribbon, from cup  
Loren Spickler   DNF  04-27-04     CWRUN '04  Cleveland, OH 1 F Milwaukee's Best Ice, from can  Penalty
Spike Spike   12:41.0  08-31-12     FiFi and Just M's Blue Moon Birthday Beer-Mile  M 74 Lakeport Pilsener, 5.0%, 355 mL cans, from can  
Mark "Spitzinator" Spitz   DNF  07-02-05     Edward 40 Hands Invite  La Costa Canyon 1 M   
Mike Spitz   DNF  01-01-05     Otis SAJAC Memorial DMR  San Diego, CA M 19 Coors, from can  
Kelly-Lynn Spretigue   15:20.0  03-21-08     7th Annual Spring K-W BM  Waterloo, ON 12 F Chocolate Milk  
Keosha "Gummy Panda" Spurs   10:51.0  05-09-13     The Salerno Beermile  Salerno, Afghanistan 2 F 32 Krombacher, from can  SPC - Concord, CA
Louis-Patrick "Gaspesie" St-Pierre   21:3.0  09-05-10     Ste-Foy Beermile 2010  Quebec, PQ M 17 Budweiser, from can  Penalty Lap...Puked a lot
Patrick Stewart   7:52.1  07-18-09     2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer Mile  Houston, TX 3 M 27 Miller High Life, from can  1st race of day
Patrick Stewart   8:22.0  07-18-09     2009 Summer Houston Hash Beer Mile  Houston, TX 5 M 27 Miller High Life, from can  2nd race of day on hour later
Patrick Store   11:41.0  04-10-07     2nd Annual Ottawa Classic  Ottawa, ON 1 M 21 Canadian, from can  
Patrick Stratton   9:51.0  04-13-07     1st Annual University of Alberta Beer Mile  Edmonton, AB M   
Patrick Sweeney   6:100.0  11-18-11     Patrick Sweeney  Redondo Beach, CA M 32 Stone Pale Ale, from bottle  
Jack Tarpey   27:45.0  08-16-11     DSU Beer Mile  Center Vlley M 22 Keystone, from can  
Blake "Donut King" Thompson   7:33.0  08-05-11     2011 Huntsville Beer Mile  Huntsville, AL 1 M 30 Busch Light, from can  Bib 1131
Kathleen Thompson   11:56.0  10-28-11     Riverdale Park Fall Classic  Toronto, ON F 27 Budweiser, from can  
Kathleen Thompson   12:10.0  12-09-12     Shortplane Fall Classic   Toronto, ON 10 F 29 Steamwhistle, from can  Solid beer technique
Kathy "Heavy Petter" Thorpe   24:16.0  09-13-09     Survivor Hash House Harriers  Pensacola Beach- Near Fire Station F 47 Budweiser, from can  1st Place Female
Kathy Thorpe   25:47.9  03-16-08     St. Patrick's Day Beer Mile  Pensacola, Florida 6 F 46 Budwieser, from can  
Spencer Timberlake   9:17.8  11-22-09     2009 National's Milk Mile  Terre Haute, Indiana 39 M Chocolate Milk, from cup  
Steve Toponlok   11:54.0  12-21-04     1st Annual Dave Smart Beer Mile  Victoria, BC M   
Nine Up the Back Straight   18:13.0  01-10-14     SwordfishHHH Beer Mile #10  Toronto, ON 14 M 34 Milwaukee, from can  PB: Finally full Kingston graduate. Virgin BMer in every sense. Underestimated Beer Mile difficulty leading to large amount of minutes squating like an Uzbek. Had to work so hard to beat contemporary and vastly more unfit...
Kathryn "Chugger" van der Kamp   DNF  06-06-14     StacheBash Beermile  Winnipeg, MB 7 F 37 Miller Genuine Draft, from bottle  challenges all educators to do better
Chris Viskup   9:27.0  05-09-08     3rd Annual Fort Collins Beer Mile  Fort Collins, CO M Guiness Draugh, from can  16oz cans
Nick Waguespack   9:18.0  12-21-10     New Orleans Holiday Beer Mile  New Orleans, LA 16 M   debut
Paul "Jag Nasty" Walker   9:14.0  05-19-06     Owen Shott Memorial  Jacksonville, FL 2 M 40 Abita Amber, from bottle  strong debut, narrowly avoided getting
Stephan "Stejpan" Wasilewski   12:30.0  05-01-02     Wesleyan May Day Beer Mile  Middletown, CT 4 M 20 Miller High Life, from can  
Patrick White   10:38.0  09-15-12     2012 Parkville Beer Mile  Rawlinson Track, Melbourne University M From bottle  
Patrick White   214333:34.0  04-27-13     2013 Autumn Classic  Rawlinson Track, Melbourne University 75   Finished at 2013 Parkville Beer Mile
Sparky Wickstead   7:0.0  09-30-05     7th Annual Gemini Beer Mile  Vancouver, BC M 34 Okanagan Spring Pale Ale, from can  
Kip Wiktarowicz   6:35.7  08-01-09     6th Annual  Fort Wayne, IN 19 M 17 Chocolate Milk, from cup  
Kevin Wipf   7:38.8  09-14-96     1st Manitoba World Cup of Beer Miling  Winnipeg, MB 1 M   
Paul Woidke   9:30.0  07-01-14     CRC TNT Inaugural Beer Mile  Westerville, OH 5 M Budweiser, from can  
Pekka "Suinulan Teräsmies" Ylä-Nikkilä   10:50.0  08-27-14     The Backwood Hillbillies International Beer Mile  Helsinki, Finland 10 M 53 Brooklyn Lager, from bottle  
Joey Zapernick   9:24.0  04-27-12     2012 Edmonton Beer Mile  Edmonton, AB M 20 Asahi, from bottle  
Parker Ziegler   DNF  11-23-11     NHS Coke Mile 2011  Northampton, Ma 2 M 18 Coca-Cola, from can  Projectile Vom on his last coke
Patrick Zimmermann   6:24.0  10-02-12     Amberger Biermeile  Amberg, Germany M 28 Kronenbourg 1664, from bottle  beermile debut
Peter [Unknown]   14:30.0  08-15-96     Tim Berrett Invitational Beer Mile  Winnipeg, MB 6 M   
Temple [Unknown]   13:10.0  08-22-98     The Calgary Track West BeerMile Clinic  Calgary, AB 7   
Uncle Phil [Unknown]   16:30.0  06-07-97     Pilgramage to Burlington Beer Mile  Burlington, ON 4 M   







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