| Name | Time |
Date |
Race |
Location |
Place |
Sex |
Age |
Beer |
Notes |
| Simon "Josie" Thompson |
8:55.0 | 04-25-07 |
2nd Annual South Australian Beer Mile Championships |
Adelaide, South Australia, Australia |
|
M |
24 |
Carlton Draught, from bottle | Managed to keep his clothes on long enough to post a good time, his first beer mile attempt. |
| Simon "Wellness" Thompson |
8:55.0 | 04-26-08 |
3rd Annual South Australian Beer Mile Championships |
Adelaide, South Australia, Australia |
8 |
M |
27 |
Tooheys New, from can | Managed to keep his gear on for this one. |
| Simon "Rub a Dub Dub" Thompson |
10:00.0 | 04-25-09 |
4th South Australian Beer Mile Championships |
Adelaide, South Australia, Australia |
|
M |
27 |
Pure Blonde, from can | |