| Name | Time | Date | Race | Location | Place | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes |
| Complete Stranger | 7:07.0 | 08-20-08 | Denver H3 Mile High Beer Mile #2 | Denver, CO | M | 0 | On-On ale 5.6%, from can | Joined 30 seconds after the beer mile started and almost caught Anybodys Bitch. | |
| Strange | 12:51.0 | 05-16-08 | The JLowe Pre-Wedding Invitational Beer Mile | Warner-Robins, GA | 5 | M | 30 | Bud Light, from can | *pb |
| Strange | 14:52.0 | 12-01-06 | The BK Day Beer Mile | Shreveport, LA | 2 | M | 29 | Miller Lite, from can | imagine what a little training would do |
| Strange | 18:33.0 | 09-03-05 | The Mass Emesis Midnight Mile | Shreveport, LA | 3 | M | 28 | Michelob Ultra, from bottle | puked on 2nd lap |
