| Name | Time | Date | Race | Location | Place | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes |
| greg "downunder thunder" darbyshire | 8:01.0 | 11-20-04 | 2nd annual south dakota beer mile championships | Brookings, SD | 3 | M | 26 | Pabst Blue Ribbon, from can | |
| greg "downunder thunder" darbyshire | 12:28.0 | 01-01-03 | south dakota state university beer mile champs | 5 | M | 25 | Budweiser, from can | puked,ran penaltylap | |
| greg "downunder thunder" darbyshire | 12:28.0 | 11-25-03 | south dakota beer mile champs | Brookings, SD | 6 | M | 25 | Budweiser, from can | penalty lap |
| Greg "Downunder Thunder" Darbyshire | DNF | 11-22-05 | 3rd Annual South Dakota Beer Mile Championships | Brookings, SD | 2 | 0 | DNS, you'll always be with us |
