| Name (* official) | Time |
Location | Race | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes |
| 1. | Dan "Yank the Plank" Sheil |
8:35.0 |
Portland, OR | 1st Annual Fernhill Beer Mile | M | 35 | ?, bottle | Marathon a week prior |
| 2. | Scott "Saddle Bags" Schmittel |
8:37.0 |
Portland, OR | 1st Annual Fernhill Beer Mile | M | 40 | ?, bottle | Always negative splits |
| 3. | B Flat |
11:04.0 |
Bisbee, Arizona | The Unsponsored Beermile of Bisbe... | F | | ?, bottle | |
| 4. | Follows&Swallows |
11:49.0 |
Bisbee, Arizona | Unsponsored Beermile of Bisbee '08 | M | | ?, helmet | |
| 5. | NewCarSmell |
11:51.0 |
Bisbee, Arizona | The Unsponsored Beermile of Bisbe... | M | | ?, cup | |
| 6. | New Car Smell |
12:40.0 |
Bisbee, Arizona | Unsponsored Beermile of Bisbee '08 | M | | ?, bag | |
| 7. | DidjaBiteMyPenis |
12:59.0 |
Bisbee, Arizona | The Unsponsored Beermile of Bisbe... | M | | ?, keg | |
| 8. | Cuntree "Lost Cuntree" Lost |
13:40.0 |
Charlotte, NC | 2nd Charlotte Beer Mile | M | | ?, can | |
| 9. | StuffedInMyBox |
16:50.0 |
Bisbee, Arizona | Unsponsored Beermile of Bisbee '08 | F | | ?, keg | |
| 10. | BunkerBeater |
19:21.0 |
Bisbee, Arizona | Unsponsored Beermile of Bisbee '08 | M | | ?, cup | |
| 11. | KatSpat |
19:48.0 |
Bisbee, Arizona | The Unsponsored Beermile of Bisbe... | F | | ?, bag | |
| 12. | ExecutiveSpread |
20:52.0 |
Bisbee, Arizona | Unsponsored Beermile of Bisbee '08 | F | | ?, helmet | |
| 13. | Thanks4theMammories |
21:57.0 |
Bisbee, Arizona | Unsponsored Beermile of Bisbee '08 | F | | ?, bag | |
| 14. | CharlottetheHarlot |
24:55.0 |
Bisbee, Arizona | Unsponsored Beermile of Bisbee '08 | F | | ?, keg | |
| 15. | BzzzOwww |
30:45.0 |
Bisbee, Arizona | Unsponsored Beermile of Bisbee '08 | M | | ?, cup | |
| 16. | CharlotteTheHarlot |
33:00.0 |
Bisbee, Arizona | The Unsponsored Beermile of Bisbe... | F | | ?, helmet | |
| 17. | Ole Ole |
DNF |
Vancouver, BC | 1st Annual? VH3 Beer MIle/Tabada ... | M | | ?, can | 1 beer 4 laps....pussy |
| 18. | Flat Bloke |
DNF |
Vancouver, BC | 1st Annual? VH3 Beer MIle/Tabada ... | M | | ?, can | 1 beer two laps....really pussy |
