| Name (* official) | Time |
Location | Race | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes |
| 1. | Steve "Moys" Moyer |
6:22.5 |
greensburg, Pa | dukes beer mile | M | | Beast, can | |
| 2. | Chris Schureman |
6:23.0 |
Rochester, NY | Rochester Championship 2004 | M | 20 | Beast, can | RIT |
| 3. | Pat "Guize" McGuire |
6:53.4 |
greensburg, Pa | dukes beer mile | M | | Beast, can | |
| 4. | Kevin "Snatch" Borrelli |
7:18.6 |
greensburg, Pa | dukes beer mile | M | | Beast, can | |
| 5. | Jeremy "Bitch" Snodgrass |
7:23.8 |
greensburg, Pa | dukes beer mile | M | | Beast, can | |
| 6. | Tim "Wu-Tang" Wu |
8:00.4 |
greensburg, Pa | dukes beer mile | M | | Beast, can | |
| 7. | Dave Eldridge |
8:29.3 |
greensburg, Pa | dukes beer mile | M | | Beast, can | |
| 8. | Brian "Novie" Novick |
8:59.1 |
greensburg, Pa | dukes beer mile | M | | Beast, can | |
| 9. | Dave "Hasher" Frank* |
9:00.0 |
Jacksonville, FL | Owen Shott Memorial Beer Mile | M | 35 | Beast, can | won 1st chug but forgot about 2 through 4 |
| 10. | Adam "Hot Hands" Trunzo |
10:06.0 |
Harrisonburg, VA | Hellfish Beer Mile | M | 21 | Beast, can | |
| 11. | Brian "Ape" Blackburn |
10:28.2 |
greensburg, Pa | dukes beer mile | M | | Beast, can | |
| 12. | Sam "Shez" Shea |
10:28.9 |
greensburg, Pa | dukes beer mile | M | | Beast, can | |
| 13. | Ryan "Roast Beef" Bender |
11:02.3 |
greensburg, Pa | dukes beer mile | M | | Beast, can | |
| 14. | Mericka Lehman |
13:47.7 |
greensburg, Pa | dukes beer mile | F | | Beast, can | |
| 15. | Dave "Full GA Tech retro gear" Moritz* |
17:51.0 |
Jacksonville, FL | Owen Shott Memorial Beer Mile | M | 30 | Beast, can | Dave took this disappointing finish harder than any ACC conference meltdown |
| 16. | John "Nowicki All Star" Curran* |
20:04.0 |
Jacksonville, FL | Owen Shott Memorial Beer Mile | M | 30 | Beast, can | team nowicki's event specific training for next year begins now |
