| Name (* official) | Time |
Location | Race | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes |
| 1. | Paul Cross* |
6:18.0 |
Vancouver, BC | 5th Annual Gemini Beer Mile | M | | Big Rock Grasshopper, can | |
| 2. | Krista "Kee-Kee O'" Beddoes* |
7:36.9 |
Edmonton, AB | 2003 Northern Alberta Regional Championships | F | | Big Rock Grasshopper, can | PB |
| 3. | Jason Ruus* |
7:47.0 |
Victoria, BC | Lambert/Brown Wedding Invitational Beer Mile | M | 32 | Big Rock Grasshopper, can | |
| 4. | Matthew Brown* |
7:58.0 |
Victoria, BC | Lambert/Brown Wedding Invitational Beer Mile | M | 30 | Big Rock Grasshopper, can | couples time with Jodi Lambert: 16:54 |
| 5. | Tom Brown* |
8:40.0 |
Victoria, BC | Lambert/Brown Wedding Invitational Beer Mile | M | 25 | Big Rock Grasshopper, can | couples time with Emily Marshall: 18:34 |
| 6. | Matt Fedoruk* |
8:54.0 |
Victoria, BC | Lambert/Brown Wedding Invitational Beer Mile | M | 28 | Big Rock Grasshopper, can | |
| 7. | Jodi Lambert* |
8:56.0 |
Victoria, BC | Lambert/Brown Wedding Invitational Beer Mile | F | 31 | Big Rock Grasshopper, can | 3 beer version |
| 8. | Jodi "Beer Mile" Benowski |
9:50.0 |
Edmonton, AB | The Welcome Back Kurt Beer Mile on Shelly's Birthday | F | 23 | Big Rock Grasshopper, can | harder than Ironman |
| 9. | Emily Marshall* |
9:54.0 |
Victoria, BC | Lambert/Brown Wedding Invitational Beer Mile | F | 23 | Big Rock Grasshopper, can | 3 beer version |
| 10. | Ian Winter* |
11:22.0 |
Victoria, BC | Lambert/Brown Wedding Invitational Beer Mile | M | 34 | Big Rock Grasshopper, can | |
| 11. | Mateo Ayala* |
11:42.0 |
Victoria, BC | Lambert/Brown Wedding Invitational Beer Mile | M | 31 | Big Rock Grasshopper, can | |
| 12. | James Aldridge* |
14:56.0 |
Victoria, BC | Lambert/Brown Wedding Invitational Beer Mile | M | 30 | Big Rock Grasshopper, can | Penalty Lap assessed |
| 13. | Dana Bratland |
15:28.0 |
Edmonton, AB | The Welcome Back Kurt Beer Mile on Shelly's Birthday | F | 24 | Big Rock Grasshopper, can | wore a cowboy hat |
| 14. | Emily Young |
15:38.0 |
Edmonton, AB | The Welcome Back Kurt Beer Mile on Shelly's Birthday | F | 24 | Big Rock Grasshopper, can | claims 'triathletes make the best lovers' |
| 15. | Jung Hwa Kim |
DNF |
Victoria, BC | Lambert/Brown Wedding Invitational Beer Mile | F | 22 | Big Rock Grasshopper, can | A valiant effort |
