| Name (* official) | Time |
Location | Race | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes |
| 1. | Jeff Mountjoy |
6:25.0 |
Kingston, ON | Beer Mile Season - Round 3 | M | 22 | Busch, can | 3rd beer mile in 3 days. Estimated proper distance because of short track. 3 beers were consumed 1h prior |
| 2. | Craigers "Iron Stomach" |
6:35.0 |
Jacksonville, FL | Owen Shott 4th Annual | M | 21 | Busch, can | Gave the champ a run for his $ |
| 3. | Michigan "The Successor" Sucks |
6:46.0 |
a dark place on a hill | The Donkey Punch Beer Mile | M | 18 | Busch, can | Only a true champion pukes in leonard and wins beer miles |
| 4. | Meg's "The Captain" Bitch |
6:51.0 |
a dark place on a hill | The Donkey Punch Beer Mile | M | 21 | Busch, can | Given your loss your girlfriend clearly has your balls, I suggest you get them back |
| 5. | Danish "Got Wheels" |
7:05.0 |
Jacksonville, FL | Owen Shott 4th Annual | M | 22 | Busch, can | Another PR |
| 6. | Dana Slut |
7:09.0 |
a dark place on a hill | 6th annual donkey punch beer mile | M | 69 | Busch, can | PR for a grandpa |
| 7. | California "Pounds freshman XC girls" Shit-show |
7:09.0 |
a dark place on a hill | The Donkey Punch Beer Mile | M | 18 | Busch, can | A true man- hooks up with xc girls and dominates beer miles |
| 8. | Short Frankenstein |
7:11.0 |
a dark place on a hill | 6th annual donkey punch beer mile | M | 69 | Busch, can | PR for an old man |
| 9. | Matt "Pim" Pimentel* |
7:15.0 |
Clemson, SC | Beer mile clasic | M | 21 | Busch, can | |
| 10. | Succesor Frankenstein |
7:20.0 |
a dark place on a hill | 6th annual donkey punch beer mile | M | 18 | Busch, can | pre-pubescent male record |
| 11. | Eric Bunch* |
7:25.0 |
Columbia, MO | True/False Beer Mile | M | | Busch, can | |
| 12. | Dave Delaplaine |
7:31.0 |
Laytonsville, MD | First Annual Steve Prefontaine Me... | M | 18 | Busch, can | winner, run on grass loop |
| 13. | Brenton Peterson |
7:39.0 |
Laytonsville, MD | First Annual Steve Prefontaine Me... | M | 19 | Busch, can | runner-up, run on grass loop |
| 14. | Matt Laye* |
7:44.0 |
Columbia, MO | First Annual Missouri Beer Mile | M | | Busch, | |
| 15. | Andrew "Walt" Wittman* |
7:45.0 |
Nashville, TN | 1st Belmont Beer Mile (Standard K... | M | 21 | Busch, can | 5'7 |
| 16. | Tyler "Tbuck" Buck |
8:09.0 |
North Dartmouth | Umass Dartmouth 2nd Annual Beer M... | M | 23 | Busch, can | |
| 17. | Bryan Cobb |
8:20.3 |
James Island, SC | Embler Invitational | M | | Busch, can | |
| 18. | Mrs. Fattori |
8:48.0 |
a dark place on a hill | 6th annual donkey punch beer mile | M | 55 | Busch, can | continues to chase with failure (until the grim reaper comes) |
| 19. | Steve McDougall* |
8:52.0 |
Peterborough, ON | Peterborough Beer Mile #3 | M | 32 | Busch, can | Rookie Performance, nice. |
| 20. | Mop Motumbo |
9:00.0 |
a dark place on a hill | 6th annual donkey punch beer mile | M | 19 | Busch, can | barely legal age to dominate the retard |
| 21. | Matt Laye* |
9:37.0 |
Columbia, MO | True/False Beer Mile | M | | Busch, can | |
| 22. | John "Boy" B |
9:40.0 |
Jacksonville, FL | Owen Shott 4th Annual | M | 22 | Busch, can | Pretty sure this was a PR |
| 23. | will "d-dubs" detwiler* |
9:56.0 |
Salisbury, MD | salisbury annual post season beer... | M | 20 | Busch, can | |
| 24. | Steve "Toby" Burke |
9:58.0 |
North Dartmouth | Umass Dartmouth 2nd Annual Beer M... | M | 21 | Busch, can | |
| 25. | Wayne "The Pain" Routten |
10:53.0 |
Jacksonville, FL | | M | 19 | Busch, can | First Beer Mile |
| 26. | Jon "WesXC" Kraus * |
11:06.0 |
Middletown, CT | The Ice Mile Photo Shoot | M | 21 | Busch, can | first boot-free BM |
| 27. | Doctor No Job |
11:10.0 |
a dark place on a hill | 6th annual donkey punch beer mile | F | 4 | Busch, can | unemployable for a variety of reasons- he's not hung |
| 28. | Dave "Nietzsch Factor" Lievens * |
11:11.0 |
Middletown, CT | The Ice Mile Photo Shoot | M | 21 | Busch, can | inaugural BM race |
| 29. | David Pastre* |
11:22.0 |
Dallas, TX | Fall 2006 Dallas H3 Beermile | M | 44 | Busch, bottle | |
| 30. | Wayne "The Pain" Routten |
11:24.0 |
Jacksonville, FL | New Years Beer Mile | M | 19 | Busch, can | 2nd beer mile in 2 days. Did better on the first one |
| 31. | Casey Philips* |
11:29.0 |
Clemson, SC | Beer mile clasic | F | 20 | Busch, can | |
| 32. | Greg "BP" Isaacs* |
11:34.0 |
Clemson, SC | Beer mile clasic | M | 21 | Busch, can | Penalty Lap for puking |
| 33. | Nick "Just Nick" Nelson |
11:37.0 |
Corvallis, OR | Open to the Public Beermile | M | | Busch, can | |
| 34. | G String |
12:29.0 |
Magazine St Beach, Cambri... | Cumbridge Hash #1: The Premiere B... | | | Busch, can | |
| 35. | Like Wo-Oh |
12:30.0 |
a dark place on a hill | 6th annual donkey punch beer mile | M | 69 | Busch, can | last among competitors, first in masturbation ejaculation |
| 36. | Jake Florian |
12:36.0 |
Sydney, Cape Breton | 2012 House Crawl Beermile | M | 24 | Busch, can | penalty lap |
| 37. | Marc Embler |
12:52.7 |
James Island, SC | Embler Invitational | M | 51 | Busch, can | |
| 38. | mike "el caballo" c |
13:06.0 |
Thiells, NY | nr 2nd beer mile | M | 19 | busch, can | slow on beer, fast 1/4's |
| 39. | dennis g |
13:25.0 |
Thiells, NY | nr 2nd beer mile | M | 19 | busch, can | i hate you |
| 40. | Team Whiny Bitches |
15:11.0 |
Magazine St Beach, Cambri... | Cumbridge Hash #1: The Premiere B... | | | Busch, can | |
| 41. | Kyle Martin |
15:15.0 |
Sydney, Cape Breton | 2012 House Crawl Beermile | M | 24 | Busch, can | |
| 42. | Jeris Abbass |
15:52.0 |
Sydney, Cape Breton | 2012 House Crawl Beermile | M | 24 | Busch, can | |
| 43. | Jeff "Dick for Short" O'Reilly |
17:51.0 |
Corvallis, OR | Open to the Public Beermile | M | | Busch, can | |
| 44. | Jimmy Knutilla |
18:52.0 |
North Dartmouth | Umass Dartmouth 2nd Annual Beer M... | M | 23 | Busch, can | |
| 45. | John MacPherson |
20:21.0 |
Sydney, Cape Breton | 2012 House Crawl Beermile | M | 24 | Busch, can | penalty lap |
| 46. | Drippy Spigot |
20:31.0 |
Magazine St Beach, Cambri... | Cumbridge Hash #1: The Premiere B... | | | Busch, can | |
| 47. | Cum Titty |
28:32.0 |
Magazine St Beach, Cambri... | Cumbridge Hash #1: The Premiere B... | | | Busch, can | |
| 48. | Ryan Johnson* |
40:00.0 |
Waterloo, ON | 2nd Annual UW Invitational Beer M... | M | 18 | Busch, can | only person other than the winner to not barf; i'm proud of you |
| 49. | Nick "Sultan of Sway" Esterbauer |
DNF |
Kingston, ON | Queen's University Beer Mile 2006 | M | | Busch, can | |
| 50. | matt d |
DNF |
Thiells, NY | nr 2nd beer mile | M | 19 | busch, can | |
| 51. | orlando r |
DNF |
Thiells, NY | nr 2nd beer mile | M | 19 | busch, can | |
