| Name (* official) | Time |
Location | Race | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes |
| 1. | Craigers "Iron Stomach" |
6:35.0 |
Jacksonville, FL | Owen Shott 4th Annual | M | 21 | Busch, can | Gave the champ a run for his $ |
| 2. | Danish "Got Wheels" |
7:05.0 |
Jacksonville, FL | Owen Shott 4th Annual | M | 22 | Busch, can | Another PR |
| 3. | Dana Slut |
7:09.0 |
a dark place on a hill | 6th annual donkey punch beer mile | M | 69 | Busch, can | PR for a grandpa |
| 4. | Short Frankenstein |
7:11.0 |
a dark place on a hill | 6th annual donkey punch beer mile | M | 69 | Busch, can | PR for an old man |
| 5. | Matt "Pim" Pimentel* |
7:15.0 |
Clemson, SC | Beer mile clasic | M | 21 | Busch, can | |
| 6. | Succesor Frankenstein |
7:20.0 |
a dark place on a hill | 6th annual donkey punch beer mile | M | 18 | Busch, can | pre-pubescent male record |
| 7. | Dave Delaplaine |
7:31.0 |
Laytonsville, MD | First Annual Steve Prefontaine Memorial Classic | M | 18 | Busch, can | winner, run on grass loop |
| 8. | Brenton Peterson |
7:39.0 |
Laytonsville, MD | First Annual Steve Prefontaine Memorial Classic | M | 19 | Busch, can | runner-up, run on grass loop |
| 9. | Mrs. Fattori |
8:48.0 |
a dark place on a hill | 6th annual donkey punch beer mile | M | 55 | Busch, can | continues to chase with failure (until the grim reaper comes) |
| 10. | Steve McDougall* |
8:52.0 |
Peterborough, ON | Peterborough Beer Mile #3 | M | 32 | Busch, can | Rookie Performance, nice. |
| 11. | Mop Motumbo |
9:00.0 |
a dark place on a hill | 6th annual donkey punch beer mile | M | 19 | Busch, can | barely legal age to dominate the retard |
| 12. | Mike "Doctor" Hlavacek |
9:30.0 |
Steamboat Springs, CO | First Annual Steamboat Miracle Mile | M | | Busch, can | That boy has mad skills. |
| 13. | John "Boy" B |
9:40.0 |
Jacksonville, FL | Owen Shott 4th Annual | M | 22 | Busch, can | Pretty sure this was a PR |
| 14. | will "d-dubs" detwiler* |
9:56.0 |
Salisbury, MD | salisbury annual post season beer mile | M | 20 | Busch, can | |
| 15. | Matt "Beer Snob" Morrill |
10:35.0 |
Steamboat Springs, CO | First Annual Steamboat Miracle Mile | M | | Busch, can | Finally got him to drink cheap beer. |
| 16. | Wayne "The Pain" Routten |
10:53.0 |
Jacksonville, FL | | M | 19 | Busch, can | First Beer Mile |
| 17. | Jon "WesXC" Kraus * |
11:06.0 |
Middletown, CT | The Ice Mile Photo Shoot | M | 21 | Busch, can | first boot-free BM |
| 18. | Doctor No Job |
11:10.0 |
a dark place on a hill | 6th annual donkey punch beer mile | F | 4 | Busch, can | unemployable for a variety of reasons- he's not hung |
| 19. | Dave "Nietzsch Factor" Lievens * |
11:11.0 |
Middletown, CT | The Ice Mile Photo Shoot | M | 21 | Busch, can | inaugural BM race |
| 20. | David Pastre* |
11:22.0 |
Dallas, TX | Fall 2006 Dallas H3 Beermile | M | 44 | Busch, bottle | |
| 21. | Wayne "The Pain" Routten |
11:24.0 |
Jacksonville, FL | New Years Beer Mile | M | 19 | Busch, can | 2nd beer mile in 2 days. Did better on the first one |
| 22. | Casey Philips* |
11:29.0 |
Clemson, SC | Beer mile clasic | F | 20 | Busch, can | |
| 23. | Greg "BP" Isaacs* |
11:34.0 |
Clemson, SC | Beer mile clasic | M | 21 | Busch, can | Penalty Lap for puking |
| 24. | G String |
12:29.0 |
Magazine St Beach, Cambri... | Cumbridge Hash #1: The Premiere Beer Mile! | | | Busch, can | |
| 25. | Ben "Dark Horse" Clark |
12:29.0 |
Steamboat Springs, CO | First Annual Steamboat Miracle Mile | M | | Busch, can | Nice fro! |
| 26. | Like Wo-Oh |
12:30.0 |
a dark place on a hill | 6th annual donkey punch beer mile | M | 69 | Busch, can | last among competitors, first in masturbation ejaculation |
| 27. | mike "el caballo" c |
13:06.0 |
Thiells, NY | nr 2nd beer mile | M | 19 | busch, can | slow on beer, fast 1/4's |
| 28. | dennis g |
13:25.0 |
Thiells, NY | nr 2nd beer mile | M | 19 | busch, can | i hate you |
| 29. | Hadley "Ringer" Nylen |
13:27.0 |
Steamboat Springs, CO | First Annual Steamboat Miracle Mile | F | | Busch, can | Obviously wears the drinking pants in the family. |
| 30. | Jenn "Female Dark Horse" Kerr |
14:00.0 |
Steamboat Springs, CO | First Annual Steamboat Miracle Mile | F | | Busch, can | Your husband is a lucky man! |
| 31. | Team Whiny Bitches |
15:11.0 |
Magazine St Beach, Cambri... | Cumbridge Hash #1: The Premiere Beer Mile! | | | Busch, can | |
| 32. | Tim "Evil Genius" Nylen |
16:50.0 |
Steamboat Springs, CO | First Annual Steamboat Miracle Mile | M | | Busch, can | Puked after beer 4 while being lapped by his wife. |
| 33. | Drippy Spigot |
20:31.0 |
Magazine St Beach, Cambri... | Cumbridge Hash #1: The Premiere Beer Mile! | | | Busch, can | |
| 34. | Blane "Trooper" Joyner |
23:20.0 |
Steamboat Springs, CO | First Annual Steamboat Miracle Mile | M | | Busch, can | Puked and ran a penalty lap on the honor system. |
| 35. | Nicole "Team Player" LeCuyer |
24:04.0 |
Steamboat Springs, CO | First Annual Steamboat Miracle Mile | F | | Busch, can | Got so drunk she rode into a creek on the way home. Brrrrrr |
| 36. | Jenna "Light Weight" Gruben |
27:11.0 |
Steamboat Springs, CO | First Annual Steamboat Miracle Mile | F | | Busch, can | We were just surprised we didn't have to take her to the hospital |
| 37. | Angie "Bootie Pop" Mangiardi |
27:11.0 |
Steamboat Springs, CO | First Annual Steamboat Miracle Mile | F | | Busch, can | POP POP!!! |
| 38. | Cum Titty |
28:32.0 |
Magazine St Beach, Cambri... | Cumbridge Hash #1: The Premiere Beer Mile! | | | Busch, can | |
| 39. | Trent "John" Jones |
33:33.0 |
Steamboat Springs, CO | First Annual Steamboat Miracle Mile | M | | Busch, can | Loved the sprint finish. Loved the bra. Your mom would have been proud! |
| 40. | Ryan Johnson* |
40:00.0 |
Waterloo, ON | 2nd Annual UW Invitational Beer Mile | M | 18 | Busch, can | only person other than the winner to not barf; i'm proud of you |
| 41. | matt d |
DNF |
Thiells, NY | nr 2nd beer mile | M | 19 | busch, can | |
| 42. | orlando r |
DNF |
Thiells, NY | nr 2nd beer mile | M | 19 | busch, can | |
| 43. | Nick "Sultan of Sway" Esterbauer |
DNF |
Kingston, ON | Queen's University Beer Mile 2006 | M | | Busch, can | |
