| Name (* official) | Time |
Location | Race | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes |
| 1. | Jack "jackass" Ross* |
7:56.0 |
Barrie, ON | Georgian college beer mile | M | 19 | carling, can | |
| 2. | Jay "lepricon" D* |
8:04.0 |
Barrie, ON | Georgian college beer mile | M | 20 | carling, can | |
| 3. | Scott "Captin Canada" Takala |
8:15.0 |
Peterborough, ON | Post CIS XC Beer Mile | M | 23 | Carling, bottle | 2nd beer pukage |
| 4. | Derek "derk" McConnery |
8:27.0 |
Ontario,Canada | 2nd Annual Teckub Beer Mile | M | | Carling, bottle | couldn't repeat earlier perforamnce |
| 5. | Mark Mountjoy |
8:58.9 |
Whitby, ON | Beer Mile Season - Round 6 | M | 25 | Carling, can | 4.9%, 3:30 faster than PB |
| 6. | Mark Mountjoy |
9:10.0 |
Whitby, ON | Beer Mile Season - Round 7 | M | 25 | Carling, can | 4.9%; 2nd beer mile in 2 days |
| 7. | ??? "douche" ?? |
9:32.0 |
Barrie, ON | Georgian college beer mile | M | 20 | carling, can | |
| 8. | Brian "trackgroupie" Henderson |
9:59.0 |
Ontario,Canada | 2nd Annual Teckub Beer Mile | M | | Carling, bottle | Huge PB |
| 9. | Justin "Lack-Attack" Lackey |
15:36.0 |
Ontario,Canada | 2nd Annual Teckub Beer Mile | M | | Carling, bottle | Puked |
| 10. | Josh "saggy pant" Mosco |
15:41.0 |
North Bay, ON | Nipissing Beer Mile 2007 | M | 19 | Carling, can | |
| 11. | na "na" na |
DNF |
Barrie, ON | Georgian college beer mile | | 19 | carling, can | |
| 12. | Jimmy Blaqui?re* |
DNF |
Forestville, Quebec (Cana... | Forestville's First Beer mile | M | 19 | Carling, can | |
| 13. | Jullian Maclean* |
DNF |
Sydney, Cape Breton | 1st Annual Cape Breton Beer Mile | M | 19 | Carling, can | wussed out even tho his beer was 4.9% |
| 14. | P-A "PAD" Du-Pont |
DNF |
Montreal, PQ | Automn Battle Ukam VS You de M | M | 22 | Carling, can | You de M |
