| Name (* official) | Time |
Location | Race | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes |
| 1. | Mike Callaghan* |
7:40.0 |
Sarnia, ON | 3rd Annual Canatara Beach Beer Mile | M | 23 | Carlsberg, can | jean shorts, KISS t-shirt |
| 2. | Steve "Shabby" Swanson |
7:44.0 |
Toronto, ON | 2nd Annual West Toronto Classic | M | | Carlsberg, can | |
| 3. | Ciaran Carter* |
9:29.0 |
Sarnia, ON | 3rd Annual Canatara Beach Beer Mile | M | 22 | Carlsberg, can | penalty lap, Iron Maiden shirt |
| 4. | Joe Linseman* |
11:13.0 |
Sarnia, ON | 3rd Annual Canatara Beach Beer Mile | M | 23 | Carlsberg, can | cape, speedo, goggles |
| 5. | Harry Moore* |
11:17.0 |
Edmonton, AB | Edmonton beermile | M | 17 | Carlsberg, can | rookie |
| 6. | Kathie Zeman |
11:52.0 |
Toronto, ON | 2nd Annual West Toronto Classic | F | 31 | Carlsberg, can | |
| 7. | Zig Zag |
12:07.0 |
Toronto, ON | Hogan's Hash House Harriers | M | | Carlsberg, can | |
| 8. | Martin "Mortimor" Grey |
12:30.0 |
Ontario,Canada | 2nd Annual Teckub Beer Mile | M | | Carlsberg, bottle | Puked |
| 9. | Dan Zinzer* |
14:01.0 |
Sarnia, ON | 3rd Annual Canatara Beach Beer Mile | M | 22 | Carlsberg, can | |
| 10. | Kazoo |
16:36.0 |
Toronto, ON | Hogan's Hash House Harriers | M | | Carlsberg, can | |
| 11. | New Shoez |
16:36.0 |
Toronto, ON | Hogan's Hash House Harriers | M | | Carlsberg, can | |
| 12. | Cameron Macindoe |
18:10.0 |
Melbourne, Australia | Inaugural Melbourne University Beermile | M | | Carlsberg, bottle | 330ml 5% (illegal beer). Penalty lap |
| 13. | Mangina |
20:20.0 |
Toronto, ON | Hogan's Hash House Harriers | M | | Carlsberg, can | |
| 14. | Sleepy |
21:30.0 |
Toronto, ON | Hogan's Hash House Harriers | M | | Carlsberg, can | |
| 15. | Frank "Another German" Hutter |
22:15.0 |
Main Mall, UBC, Vancouve... | Second Annual Eng. Phys. March Beer Mile | M | 26 | Carlsberg, can | Started late |
| 16. | Johnny Cockring |
23:23.0 |
Toronto, ON | Hogan's Hash House Harriers | M | | Carlsberg, can | |
| 17. | Cougar |
23:40.0 |
Toronto, ON | Hogan's Hash House Harriers | F | | Carlsberg, can | |
| 18. | Dapper Sapper |
27:25.0 |
Toronto, ON | Hogan's Hash House Harriers | M | | Carlsberg, can | |
| 19. | Half - Wit |
40:48.0 |
Toronto, ON | Hogan's Hash House Harriers | F | | Carlsberg, can | |
| 20. | Shampoo |
47:02.0 |
Toronto, ON | Hogan's Hash House Harriers | M | | Carlsberg, can | |
| 21. | Anal Compulsion |
47:37.0 |
Toronto, ON | Hogan's Hash House Harriers | F | | Carlsberg, can | |
| 22. | Sweet Cheeks |
50:00.0 |
Toronto, ON | Hogan's Hash House Harriers | M | | Carlsberg, can | |
| 23. | Nadia Cum Eat Me |
DNF |
Toronto, ON | Hogan's Hash House Harriers | F | | Carlsberg, can | Quit after 1 beer |
| 24. | Wet n' Dirty |
DNF |
Toronto, ON | Hogan's Hash House Harriers | F | | Carlsberg, can | Quit after 3 beers |
