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Name (* official)Time LocationRaceSex Age  Beer Notes
1.AJ "The Big Nasty" Acosta   5:58.0   San Diego, CA Otis SAJAC Memorial DMRM17Coors, can  went through 800 in 235
2.Alan "Cuckoo" Harris*   6:06.3   Shreveport, LA Team Cyco Suds MileM36Coors, can  Cuckoo for Coors
3.Jon Seaton   6:10.0   Carrollton, GA UWG January 2006 Beer MileM24Coors, can  ate too many jalapenos for lunch, should have gone faster
4.Craig "Iron Stomach" Sinbine   6:10.5   Jacksonville, FL End of XC season beermileM21Coors, can  Took down the Champ with last lap kick. Track Record
5.Owen "Rider" Shott   6:10.9   Jacksonville, FL End of XC season beermileM29Coors, can  New PR didnt get the job done
6.Owen "Rider" Shott*   6:13.0   Jacksonville, FL 5th Annual Jacksonville Beer MileM29Coors, can  State Record like it aint no thing
7.Charlie "The Goofiest Kid Alive" Fanning   6:17.0   Lakeland, Florida The XXX Beer MileM18Coors, can  1400 SAT scorer that just started drinking this year
8.Charlie "The Goofiest Kid Alive" Fanning   6:17.0   Lakeland, Fl The XXX Beer MileM18Coors, can  1400 SAT scorer that just started drinking this year
9.Owen "Rider" Shott   6:18.0   Orlando, FL Greater Orlando Metro Beer MileM28Coors, can  
10.Craigers "Iorn Stomach" Sinbine   6:19.0   Orlando, FL Greater Orlando Metro Beer MileM21Coors, can  
11.Jon Seaton   6:20.0   Carrollton, GA 1st Annual UWG Beer MileM24Coors, can  
12.cameron Kruz   6:23.0   Ashland, OR 2009 Southern Oregon Beer MileM22coors, can  10 second victory
13.Owen "Rider" Shott   6:29.0   Jacksonville, FL Owen Shott 3rd AnnualM27Coors, can  as sweets said in reference to sexual chocalate: "Damn that boy good"
14.Owen "Rider" Shott   6:29.0   Jacksonville, FL FL Beermile ChampionshipsM27Coors, can  Tired State Record
15.Ryan "General Patton" Patton*   6:29.5   Shreveport, LA Team Cyco Suds MileM30Coors, can  
16.Owen "Rider" Shott   6:34.0   Jacksonville, FL Owen Shott 4th AnnualM28Coors, can  More skills than you think. Drinking and running
17.Owen "Rider" Shott   6:37.0   Jacksonville, FL XC Back to school BeermileM27Coors, can  Smooth race. Mark down another top 5 FL time
18.Owen "Rider" Shott   6:41.0   Jacksonville, FL Magee 21st Kick offM26Coors, can  Takes it down agian! We need to bring in some rabbits.
19.Owen "Rider" Shott   6:45.0   Jacksonville, FL Cap'n Pic's Hoo-ahh Challenge26Coors,   record breaking potential finally realized
20.Nathan "Real deal" Holden   6:47.0   Jacksonville, FL FL Beermile ChampionshipsM22Coors, can  2nd fastest beermiler in the state
21.Pete "The Cleat" Ligotti   6:49.0   Encinitas, CA Encinitas Beer MileM32Coors, can  Wore Soccer Cleats
22.David Ciaverella*   6:49.0   Portland, OR Ironheads Triathlon Team Annual B...M39Coors, bottle  
23.Michael "Milt" Brannon   6:50.0   Carrollton, GA UWG January 2006 Beer MileM21Coors, can  second go around, looks to go faster
24.Alex White   6:50.0   Worcester, MA WPI Track Spring Beer MileM21Coors, can  First Beer Mile
25.Craigers "Iron Stomach"    6:50.0   Jacksonville, FL XC Back to school BeermileM21Coors, can  Sub 7 baby!
26.Robert "Dane Steepler" Caracciolo   6:52.3   Albany, NY Beer MileM21Coors, can  Did Not Puke
27.Matt "Shags" Shaunghessy   6:53.0   San Diego, CA Otis SAJAC Memorial DMRM18Coors, can  
28.Etienne "The Godfather" Pierson   6:56.0   Woodinville, WA Biggest Balling Beer MileM18Coors, can  sit and kick
29.Grant "The Great" Folske*   6:56.0   Portland, OR Ironheads Triathlon Team Annual B...M29Coors, bottle  
30.Greg Vollmer   6:56.8   Brookings, SD SDSU Annual Beer MileM21Coors, can  good debut
31.Jason "Wino" Weinland*   6:56.8   Shreveport, LA Team Cyco Suds MileM44Coors, can  quick post chunder
32.Jake Schneller   6:57.2   Brookings, SD SDSU Annual Beer MileM21Coors, can  800 star lost to vollmer in final stretch
33.Joe "Mr. Bean" Virgilio   6:58.7   Arlington, NY Empire State Games Beer Mile Invi...M19Coors, can  
34.Seth Ozasa*   7:04.7   Shreveport, LA Team Cyco Suds MileM33Coors, can  quick post chunder
35.Mike Gerber   7:12.0   Columbus, GA 3rd Annual Columbus Beer MileM29Coors, can  
36.Leo "Stratosphere" Eisert*   7:15.0   Simi Valley, CA 3rd Annual Simi Valley Beer MileM21Coors, can  Took lead on second lap, never looked back.
37.David "Double D" Diviney*   7:20.0   Portland, OR Ironheads Triathlon Team Annual B...M38Coors, bottle  
38.Chuck "Yahtzee" Newton*   7:22.0   Roanoke, VA Hodac Beer MileM25Coors, can  1:32,3:08,5:32
39.Brian Zalewski*   7:23.0   Whitewater, WI 2nd Bi-Annual Whitewater Beer MileM23Coors, can  2-time defending champ
40.Christopher Pfaffenroth   7:33.0   Stevens Point, WI First Annual Stevens Point Beer M...M22Coors, can  
41.Adam Pugh   7:34.0   Columbus, GA 3rd Annual Columbus Beer MileM23Coors, can  
42.Craigers "Iron Stomach"    7:39.0   Jacksonville, FL FL Beermile ChampionshipsM21Coors, can  another strong race
43.Freddy Garcia*   7:44.0   Whitewater, WI 2nd Bi-Annual Whitewater Beer MileM24Coors, can  
44.Patrick Butler*   7:46.0   Middletown, CT J. Elmer Swanson InviteM21Coors, can  
45.Mike Krsnak   7:46.7   Brookings, SD SDSU Annual Beer MileM20Coors, can  better than expected
46.Freddy "El Chugger Nut" Diego*   7:47.0   Roanoke, VA Hodac Beer MileM23Coors, can  Creeps rather than runs
47.Dana "Got Wheels" Simmon   7:47.0   Jacksonville, FL End of XC season beermileM23Coors, can  Ok run, should have let him ride his bike
48.Casey *   7:48.1   Shreveport, LA Team Cyco Suds MileM27Coors, can  best jersey
49.Chris Patrick   7:49.0   Columbus, GA 3rd Annual Columbus Beer MileM25Coors, can  
50.Phil "Bootsie" Wright*   7:51.2   Simi Valley, CA 2nd Annual Beer MileM50Coors, can  Vicious determination
51.Danish "Got wheels"    7:52.0   Jacksonville, FL FL Beermile ChampionshipsM22Coors, can  Big PR over 2mintues
52.Marvin "Lewis" Moore   7:53.0   Jacksonville, FL FL Beermile ChampionshipsM21Coors, can  1st time miler
53.Mike "Pops" Cummings*   7:54.0   Jacksonville, FL 5th Annual Jacksonville Beer MileM45Coors, can  Aint no stoppin pops
54.Joe "Mr. Weather" Haynes*   7:54.3   Shreveport, LA Team Cyco Suds MileM42Coors, can  doppler engaged prior to finish line
55.Dave "Train Wreck" Clingan*   7:58.0   Simi Valley, CA 3rd Annual Simi Valley Beer MileM52Coors, can  On WR pace - next year.
56.Tripp "Dirty South" Southerland   7:58.5   Jacksonville, FL End of XC season beermileM24Coors, can  Poor showing need to learn how to keep the beer down, maybe his girl can show him
57.Terry "Oh Canada" Martin-Duvel   7:59.0   Encinitas, CA Encinitas Beer MileF43Coors, can  3rd Overall Female - First Timer
58.Nathan "Oh Sh**" Holden   8:01.0   Jacksonville, FL Magee 21st Kick offM21Coors, can  Nathan wasn't "Holden" it down! tight race till last lap ralph
59.George Brewer*   8:03.0   Dallas, TX Fall 2006 Dallas H3 BeermileM48Coors, can  
60.Eric "Princess" Harper   8:04.0   St Louis, MO St. Louis 2006 Beer MileM46Coors, bottle  predicted sub-9
61.Trevor "I'm a soccer player" Nuemann   8:04.3   Arlington, NY Empire State Games Beer Mile Invi...M19Coors, can  pre game warmup included 3 beers in 5 minutes before the race
62.d. money   8:10.0   Sacramento, CA xc season enderM21coors, can  
63.Phillip "Precious" Wright*   8:11.0   Simi Valley, CA 1st Annual Simi Valley Beer MileM49Coors, can  
64.Brendan King*   8:12.0   Millersville, PA March Madness Beer MileM23Coors, bottle  
65.Vaughan "Achilles" Kastor*   8:14.0   Simi Valley, CA 1st Annual Simi Valley Beer MileM40Coors, can  
66.Ronnie Kyllo   8:14.8   Brookings, SD SDSU Annual Beer MileM19Coors, can  looked promising after first beer
67.Jo "U been Girled" Shott*   8:17.0   Jacksonville, FL 5th Annual Jacksonville Beer MileF29Coors, can  She came to get down
68.Jo "U got Girled" Shott   8:18.0   Jacksonville, FL End of XC season beermileF30Coors, can  Top women, not far off her state and track record
69.Jo "U got Girled" Shott   8:21.0   Jacksonville, FL FL Beermile ChampionshipsF28Coors, can  2 sec off State record
70.Chance    8:21.0   Madison, WI 3rd Annual Halloween Beer MileMCoors, can  
71.Jo "You Got Girled" Shott   8:22.0   Orlando, FL Greater Orlando Metro Beer MileF29Coors, can  
72.Shannon Swords   8:25.0   Columbus, GA 3rd Annual Columbus Beer MileM38Coors, can  
73.Scumfuck "The Freakho"    8:28.0   Springfield, MO Sassfest BeermileM21Coors, can  Shoulder pads
74.Bill Ceriello   8:28.5   Arlington, NY Empire State Games Beer Mile Invi...M19Coors, can  
75.Ann " AC" Ciaverella*   8:33.0   Portland, OR Ironheads Triathlon Team Annual B...F35Coors, bottle  Photo finish
76.Sarah "Sarah Mac" McMillan*   8:33.1   Portland, OR Ironheads Triathlon Team Annual B...F33Coors, bottle  Photo finish
77.Nick "Bitch" Holt   8:34.9   Woodinville, WA Biggest Balling Beer MileM18Coors, can  will never eat taco del mar agian and shoes too small
78.Old Timer*   8:35.0   Amherst, OH Beaver Creek Running Club Present...M50Coors, can  
79.Mark "What Wife?" Vigil   8:36.0   Encinitas, CA Encinitas Beer MileM41Coors, can  First Timer
80.Dean Hebert*   8:37.0   Tempe, AZ Tempe Beer Mile Part DeuxM51Coors, can  New state age group record
81.Calvin "Calbo" Sears*   8:37.2   Shreveport, LA Team Cyco Suds MileM50Coors, can  doesn't even like beer
82.Lindsay "Pottery Barn" Sundell   8:38.0   Jacksonville, FL End of XC season beermileF23Coors, can  Gave Jo a run for her beer, great showing for a 1st timer, Hey tripp need some help?
83.Inbred Fred*   8:39.0   Los Angeles, CA socal hash spring 2007 Beer mileMCoors, can  nice outfit
84.Roger Hagues   8:43.0   Columbus, GA 3rd Annual Columbus Beer MileM24Coors, can  
85.Jo "The Truth" Shott   8:44.0   Jacksonville, FL Owen Shott 4th AnnualF28Coors, can  Fell short of SR, but beat a deep female field
86.c. furn   8:45.0   Sacramento, CA xc season enderM21coors, can  
87.Kevin "Coolerman" Garlick   8:45.0   Undisclosed Location, Rho... FFKICBMCM52Coors, can  
88.Thomas Jensen   8:46.6   San Francisco, CA 1st Annual WVTC Summer ClassicM33Coors, bottle  
89.Sean Ebert   8:47.0   Madison, WI 3rd Annual Halloween Beer MileMCoors, can  
90.Cam Feightner*   8:48.9   Shreveport, LA Team Cyco Suds MileM26Coors, can  
91.John "Harvard" Aokess*   8:49.0   Simi Valley, CA 1st Annual Simi Valley Beer MileM35Coors, can  
92.Brian "Cinderella Story" Miller   8:52.0   Encinitas, CA Encinitas Beer MileM37Coors, can  First Timer
93.Jon-Paul Montante   8:56.0   Carrollton, GA 1st Annual UWG Beer MileM23Coors, can  
94.Mark "Frothy Marky" Carver*   8:59.0   Nashville, TN 2009 Nashville Beer MileM49Coors, can  
95.Tom Wiberg*   9:01.0   Dallas, TX Fall 2006 Dallas H3 BeermileM41Coors, bottle  
96.v. don   9:03.0   Sacramento, CA xc season enderM21coors, can  
97.Mike "The Attic Not The Basement" Hill*   9:03.0   Nashville, TN 2009 Nashville Beer MileM48Coors, can  
98.Matt *   9:03.7   Shreveport, LA Team Cyco Suds MileM24Coors, can  
99.Louise "Lou" Smyth*   9:07.8   Shreveport, LA Team Cyco Suds MileF26Coors, can  parking lot chunder
100.Matt "Peaches" Basile   9:08.0   Worcester, MA WPI Track Spring Beer MileM20Coors, can  Booted (Lap 4 while running on the backstretch), First Beer Mile
101.Katie Walden   9:08.0   Columbus, GA 3rd Annual Columbus Beer MileF29Coors, can  
102.Brian "Lurch" *   9:10.0   Shreveport, LA Team Cyco Suds MileM31Coors, can  officially "not here"
103.James Levash   9:11.0   Stevens Point, WI First Annual Stevens Point Beer M...M21Coors, can  
104.Eugene "Huge" Douglass   9:11.0   Worcester, MA WPI Track Spring Beer MileM20Coors, can  Didn't boot at all, Outkicked again, First Beer Mile
105.Dave Czerwonka*   9:14.0   Morris County, NJ 2nd Annual New Jersey Beermile Ch...M41Coors, can  Took pre-race Tums
106.Dan "Manchild" Marraca   9:15.0   San Diego, CA Otis SAJAC Memorial DMRM18Coors, can  
107.Chaser *   9:18.0   Shreveport, LA Team Cyco Suds MileM29Coors, can  also officially not here
108.Ryan "Zen Master" Conrad   9:19.0   Orlando, FL Greater Orlando Metro Beer MileM28Coors, can  
109.Scott "Latte" Harville*   9:20.6   Shreveport, LA Team Cyco Suds MileM51Coors, can  prefers latte, but beer will do
110.Tom Frost*   9:27.4   Sarasota, Florida Sarasota's Inaugural BeerMileM31Coors, can  virgin beermiler - watch out next time
111.Troy Espiritu   9:28.0   Columbus, GA 3rd Annual Columbus Beer MileM37Coors, can  
112.Jake Rhyner   9:30.0   Stevens Point, WI First Annual Stevens Point Beer M...MCoors, can  Puked
113.Matt "Pepe Le Pew" Neve*   9:30.0   Simi Valley, CA 1st Annual Simi Valley Beer MileM48Coors, can  
114.Linda "Have Another" Vigil   9:30.0   Encinitas, CA Encinitas Beer MileF37Coors, can  5th Female Overall - First Timer
115.John "Freckle Dick" Henson   9:30.0   Jacksonville, FL  1st Annual Rensselear BeermileM29Coors, can  Champion
116.David "Fruity Pepples" Morley*   9:32.0   Dallas, TX Fall 2005 Dallas H3 Beer MileM32Coors, can  
117.Kip "The Responsible Adult" Hill*   9:32.3   Nashville, TN 1st Annual Runnin' Rebels Beer MileM21Coors, can  
118.Ken "Gigolo" Ashby*   9:33.0   Dallas, TX Fall 2005 Dallas H3 Beer MileM53Coors, can  
119.Billy "Water Boy" Duvel   9:35.0   Encinitas, CA Encinitas Beer MileM46Coors, can  First timer
120.Rusty "shake and bake" *   9:38.2   Shreveport, LA Team Cyco Suds MileM35Coors, can  
121.Sam Hagues   9:40.0   Columbus, GA 3rd Annual Columbus Beer MileM20Coors, can  
122.Jeff Howell*   9:40.4   Shreveport, LA Team Cyco Suds MileM37Coors, can  
123.Matt Bradley   9:41.0   Worcester, MA WPI Track Spring Beer MileM21Coors, can  Booted
124.Wallace "Marathon Man" Robertson*   9:42.3   Shreveport, LA Team Cyco Suds MileM47Coors, can  this is a sprint race
125.Adam "B F**kin Destroyer" Avery*   9:43.0   Roanoke, VA Hodac Beer MileM24Coors, can  Silent racer, but deadly competition
126.Mike "Tons of Fun" Roberts*   9:43.0   Nashville, TN 2009 Nashville Beer MileM43Coors, can  
127.Ben McGlothlin*   9:44.7   Nashville, TN 1st Annual Runnin' Rebels Beer MileM22Coors, can  Puked/Extra Lap
128.Danish    9:46.0   Jacksonville, FL XC Back to school BeermileM22Coors, can  New P.R.
129.Patrick Gaynor   9:48.0   Stevens Point, WI First Annual Stevens Point Beer M...M24Coors, can  Puked
130.Justin Groth   9:48.0   Seward, NE Second Annual National Indoor Non...M22Coors, can  PR!!
131.Tyler "I got girled twice" Hall   9:49.0   Jacksonville, FL End of XC season beermileM21Coors, can  Lost his pride and the team title
132.Jo "I beat my Husband" Shott   9:49.6   Jacksonville, FL Jville New Year Beer MileF27Coors, can  Was on state record pace. Held strong for the win
133.Lars Mattison   9:53.1   Brookings, SD SDSU Annual Beer MileM19Coors, can  penalty lap
134.Scott "Scotty Mac" McMillan*   9:55.0   Portland, OR Ironheads Triathlon Team Annual B...M34Coors, bottle  Beat by his wife
135.Greg "Horn Dog" Bell*   9:55.0   Shreveport, LA Team Cyco Suds MileM47Coors, can  blew his wad on lap 1
136.Jason "Yat" Aleman*   9:55.3   Shreveport, LA Team Cyco Suds MileM43Coors, can  
137.Quinn Newton   9:57.0   Stevens Point, WI First Annual Stevens Point Beer M...M22Coors, can  
138.Jason "Rattlesnake" Burlage   9:57.0   Salt Lake City Projectile Vomit ClassicM31coors, can  
139.Matt "The Hazer" Eble   9:58.0   Suffolk County, NY SWR Beer MileMCoors, can  Quick start at beginning but didnt have a kick in the end
140.Steve Schultz   10:09.0   Seward, NE Second Annual National Indoor Non...M21Coors, can  first finish
141.Sheila "Sparkle Plenty" Natho*   10:10.0   Dallas, TX Fall 2005 Dallas H3 Beer MileF39Coors, can  kicked ass, 1st place women, 6th place overall
142.Dave "Letterman" Borokus   10:11.0   Jacksonville, FL Owen Shott MemorialM40Coors, can  respectable debut
143.David "Fruity Pebbles" Morley*   10:11.0   Dallas, TX Fall 2006 Dallas H3 BeermileM33Coors, can  
144.Owen "Rider" Shott   10:13.1   Jacksonville, FL Jville New Year Beer MileM26Coors, can  On record pace thought 3. penalty lap cost him the race
145.John ""Bill"" Bintliff   10:15.0   Madison, South Dakota Beer Mile on Madison's TrackM18Coors, can  im a bad ass
146.Eric Knaebe   10:19.0   Stevens Point, WI First Annual Stevens Point Beer M...MCoors, can  
147.George "Beer Pancho" Barajas*   10:20.0   Simi Valley, CA 3rd Annual Simi Valley Beer MileM36Coors, can  Solid run, into full time training
148.Jennifer "no puke" Gossett   10:23.0   Bellingham, WA New Year's Eve Pre-funkF23Coors, can  No puking before, during, or after the race.
149.Ron "C f**kin destroyer" Wickham*   10:24.0   Roanoke, VA Hodac Beer MileM23Coors, can  Wore Ninja Costume for race
150.Tony "Bozo" Bouso*   10:25.0   Shreveport, LA Team Cyco Suds MileM50Coors, can  More show than go
151.Steven "Hunter don't lick the vomit" Fiske   10:25.0   Orlando, FL Greater Orlando Metro Beer MileM26Coors,   
152.Matt "Pepe Le Pew" Neve*   10:26.1   Simi Valley, CA 2nd Annual Beer MileM49Coors, can  Solid effort
153.Dave "Naked Dave" Lusby   10:29.0   San Diego, CA Otis SAJAC Memorial DMRM19Coors, can  
154.Preston "Dazzle" Aro   10:29.0   Salt Lake City Projectile Vomit ClassicM21coors, can  penalty lap for puke
155. "fucker" Arnold   10:30.0   Dillsburg, Pa Summer meet in Central PaM21Coors, can  Won and then vomited all over the track at the finish
156.Wayne "The Pain" Routten   10:33.0   Orlando, FL Greater Orlando Metro Beer MileM21Coors, can  
157.Byrle "Rocky" Smallen*   10:34.0   Simi Valley, CA 1st Annual Simi Valley Beer MileM58Coors, can  
158.Pat "Hooligan" Harrington   10:34.0   San Diego, CA Otis SAJAC Memorial DMRM17Coors, can  
159. Griffey   10:48.0   Dillsburg, Pa Summer meet in Central PaM21Coors, can  Wasnt drunk, enough he said we want a rematch when he is.
160.Andy "Ole Bob" Thompson*   10:48.0   Simi Valley, CA 3rd Annual Simi Valley Beer MileM24Coors, can  Solid 3rd and 4th laps.
161.Jon Grotefendt   10:52.0   Seward, NE Second Annual National Indoor Non...M22Coors, can  died like a bitch on his last lap.
162.Susanna "Corona Chica" Barajas*   10:52.0   Simi Valley, CA 3rd Annual Simi Valley Beer MileF28Coors, can  First female, ready for more
163.Don "The Jacket" Norcross   10:54.0   Encinitas, CA Encinitas Beer MileM49Coors, can  2nd Place Media Division - First Timer
164.Rick *   10:54.2   Shreveport, LA Team Cyco Suds MileM54Coors, can  
165.Ann "Ann Beerable" *   11:07.0   Simi Valley, CA 3rd Annual Simi Valley Beer MileF36Coors, can  Great effort for second female, first place within grasp
166.Mike "Lucky" Kuhr*   11:09.3   Shreveport, LA Team Cyco Suds MileM41Coors, can  coors is better than chemo any day
167.Steve "Chief Run-Em Slow" *   11:10.0   Simi Valley, CA 3rd Annual Simi Valley Beer MileM37Coors, can  This is fun!
168.Ashley Moulton   11:14.0   Columbus, GA 3rd Annual Columbus Beer MileF25Coors, can  
169.Nathan "Tokyo Drift" Smith*   11:15.0   Roanoke, VA Hodac Beer MileM23Coors, can  Pale skin lit up the night
170.S M   11:28.0   Tiffin, OH TiffleBerg PreviewMCoors, can  3trd Place
171.d. voug   11:30.0   Sacramento, CA xc season enderM21coors, can  
172.Corey "C-Palm" Palmer   11:30.0   London, ON Wrestler's Beer MileM21Coors, bottle  He was drunk when he started... it isn't his fault.
173.Matt "Cookie Puss" Shaer   11:30.0   Jacksonville, FL  1st Annual Rensselear BeermileM23Coors, can  
174.Michel "Mrs. Fruity Pebbles" Morley*   11:32.0   Dallas, TX Fall 2006 Dallas H3 BeermileF32Coors, can  Had a baby just 10 weeks ago!
175.Matt "Pepe Le Pew" Neve*   11:35.0   Simi Valley, CA 3rd Annual Simi Valley Beer MileM50Coors, can  Foam-up on 4th lap
176.Jim "Corn Dog" Stracke   11:35.0   Jacksonville, FL  1st Annual Rensselear BeermileM37Coors, can  
177.Scott "Hog Straddler" Varner*   11:36.0   Dallas, TX Fall 2005 Dallas H3 Beer MileM42Coors, can  first one out of the transition area
178.Nate "I won the 1st lap" Holden   11:38.0   Jacksonville, FL Owen Shott 4th AnnualM22Coors, can  Was on his way for the win, but ended up winning best Puke award
179.Will Peters*   11:38.1   Nashville, TN 1st Annual Runnin' Rebels Beer MileM21Coors, can  
180.Doug "Holt the Bolt" Holt   11:40.3   Woodinville, WA Biggest Balling Beer MileM18Coors, can  Biggest Baller
181.Alan Davis*   11:43.0   Dallas, TX Fall 2005 Dallas H3 Beer MileM60Coors, can  
182. "Straydawg" Strayer   11:44.0   Dillsburg, Pa Summer meet in Central PaM21Coors, can  Was so drunk when we ran this, had at least 12 beers before he ran this. Vomited everywhere on the second lap, probably third lap, and when he finished but he is a trooper.
183.Neal Jordan   11:48.0   Columbus, GA 3rd Annual Columbus Beer MileM24Coors, can  
184.Brandon "Beer Baron" Vick*   11:53.0   Roanoke, VA Hodac Beer MileM23Coors, can  Ran extra Lap
185.Julie "Pork Me Now" Stratman*   11:56.0   Dallas, TX Fall 2006 Dallas H3 BeermileF40Coors, can  
186.Nate "Taco" McKewon   11:56.5   Brookings, SD SDSU Annual Beer MileM18Coors, can  represented the freshmen
187.Jordann Jordan   12:00.0   Columbus, GA 3rd Annual Columbus Beer MileF37Coors, can  
188.Bill "Dragonslayer" Menees*   12:05.0   Nashville, TN 2009 Nashville Beer MileM38Coors, bottle  
189.Josh Lokken*   12:07.0   Millersville, PA March Madness Beer MileM20Coors, bottle  Virgin Performance. Penalty Lap
190.Jim "Tennessee" Behrens   12:11.0   St Louis, MO St. Louis 2006 Beer MileM45Coors, can  
191.FooCumYu    12:13.0   Sierra Vista, Arizona 2nd Annual Company Cock MemorialM42Coors, can  
192.Jo "The Truth" Shott   12:15.0   Jacksonville, FL Cap'n Pic's Hoo-ahh Challenge26Coors,   she was not in her 9 minute form tonight
193.Jim Milito*   12:16.0   Morris County, NJ 2nd Annual New Jersey Beermile Ch...M32Coors, can  
194.Kelly "fuck! I would've won if I hadn't puked" Warner   12:23.0   Bellingham, WA New Year's Eve Pre-funkF20Coors, can  Puked with 3/4 a lap to go.
195.Tom "I run the 10k" Williams   12:24.0   Arlington, NY Empire State Games Beer Mile Invi...M19Coors, can  puked numerous times during the race, did extra lap
196.Mark "Representing the Rowers" Busterfield   12:31.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer Mile Fall 2008M22Coors, can  
197.Michel Morley*   12:32.0   Dallas, TX Fall 2005 Dallas H3 Beer MileF31Coors, can  2nd Place women
198.Milton Lyons   12:38.0   Jacksonville, FL FL Beermile ChampionshipsM23Coors, can  Runs better in Lakeland
199.Jerry "Jerkin LA" Kaupilla*   12:41.0   Simi Valley, CA 3rd Annual Simi Valley Beer MileM43Coors, can  Consistent lap times
200.Nick "Where's My Boat" Reaume   12:41.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer Mile Fall 2008M22Coors, can  
201.Joe McVeigh*   12:43.0   Morris County, NJ 7th Annual New Jersey Beermile Ch...M46Coors, can  
202.Dan "Itchy" Kitchie   12:46.0   Jacksonville, FL Owen Shott 3rd AnnualM28Coors, can  yah yah yah
203.1 PINK 2 STINK   12:46.0   State College, PA  NVHHH BEER MILEMCOORS, can  
204.Luke F*   12:49.0   Millersville, PA March Madness Beer MileM21Coors, bottle  Penalty Lap
205.Julie "Pork Me Now" Stratman*   12:54.0   Dallas, TX Fall 2005 Dallas H3 Beer MileF39Coors, can  
206.Carly "Ms. Role Model" Feightner*   12:56.0   Shreveport, LA Team Cyco Suds MileF26Coors, can  
207.Casey *   12:56.1   Shreveport, LA Team Cyco Suds MileM27Coors, can  youth does not always prevail
208.WANKERMAN    12:57.0   State College, PA  NVHHH BEER MILEMCOORS, can  PUKED
209.Ken "Old" McMartin*   12:59.5   Shreveport, LA Team Cyco Suds MileM57Coors, can  old but steady
210.Chris "I Love Uphills" Nichols   13:03.0   Peterborough, ON Peterborough Beer Mile Fall 2008M24Coors, can  Rookie Mile
211.Jim Jackson*   13:39.0   Tempe, AZ Tempe Arizona Beer MileM44Coors, can  
212.Mike Murphy   13:39.0   Lakeland, Fl The XXX Beer MileM20Coors, can  came down from Indiana
213.Mike "Murph the Girth" Murphy   13:39.5   Lakeland, Florida The XXX Beer MileM20Coors, can  came down from Indiana
214.Stuffed In My Box   13:48.0   Tucson, AZ 3rd Annual Tucson Xmas Beer MileFCoors, can  
215.LITTLE ORAL ANNIE   14:04.0   State College, PA  NVHHH BEER MILEFCOORS, can  
216.Ryan "The Devil's" Spohn   14:05.0   Jacksonville, FL The Preseason Projectile ClassicM37Coors,   surprise competitor
217.Gordon "A F**kin Destroyer" Mitchell*   14:30.0   Roanoke, VA Hodac Beer MileM24Coors, can  Stopped trying to chug fast 20 sec. into race
218.Tom "Spew Wet Burp" Holland*   14:39.0   Nashville, TN 2009 Nashville Beer MileM38Coors, can  
219.Chris "Turbo" Tiply   14:47.0   Jacksonville, FL New Years Beer MileM19Coors, can  2nd beer mile in 2 days.. the first one
220.Mark Lalonde   14:55.0   Stevens Point, WI First Annual Stevens Point Beer M...M21Coors, can  Puked
221.Jerry "Jerk In LA" Kaupilla*   15:21.6   Simi Valley, CA 2nd Annual Beer MileM42Coors, can  1st Timer
222.Debbie Hebert*   15:43.0   Tempe, AZ Tempe Beer Mile Part DeuxF49Coors, can  New Female Age Group Record
223.Krag "Mr. DipSea" Miede*   15:49.0   Simi Valley, CA 1st Annual Simi Valley Beer MileM52Coors, can  
224.Adam "fourth beer's a fucker!" Yerke   15:51.0   Bellingham, WA New Year's Eve Pre-funkM23Coors, can  Puked with 1/2 a lap to go.
225.Curt Johnson   16:01.0   Stevens Point, WI First Annual Stevens Point Beer M...M21Coors, can  Puked
226.Ernie Soloman*   16:09.0   College Station, TX 2nd Annual College Station Beer M...MCoors, bottle  
227.Rick Pavlat   16:23.0   Stevens Point, WI First Annual Stevens Point Beer M...MCoors, can  Puked
228.Mary Espiritu   16:33.0   Columbus, GA 3rd Annual Columbus Beer MileF38Coors, can  
229.Bill Aust   16:34.0   Worcester, MA WPI Track Spring Beer MileM22Coors, can  Dueled with Keith drinking Beer 4 and won (almost booted trying to chase him down though), Sprinter, First Beer Mile
230.DRAGNET    16:34.0   State College, PA  NVHHH BEER MILEMCOORS, can  
231.FooCumYu    16:56.0   Bisbee, Arizona The Unsponsored Beermile of Bisbe...M43COORS, can  Never use Coors
232.Amy "Firestarter" Oldham*   17:18.0   Nashville, TN 2009 Nashville Beer MileF38Coors, bottle  
233.TITUS PUSSY   17:19.0   State College, PA  NVHHH BEER MILEMCOORS, can  
234.Keith Flanders   17:22.0   Worcester, MA WPI Track Spring Beer MileM18Coors, can  Booted hard drinking Beer 4 (hilarious), First Beer Mile, Still beat Braga
235.Kell's    17:37.0   Jacksonville, FL End of XC season beermileF21Coors, can  This is the wrost beer I've ever drank
236.George Arango*   17:38.0   College Station, TX 2nd Annual College Station Beer M...MCoors, bottle  
237.Aloha G. Frost*   17:48.0   Sarasota, Florida Sarasota's Inaugural BeerMileF30Coors, can  virgin beermiler - she could repeat this 2x's over
238.Carol "Scout" McGuire   17:49.0   St Louis, MO St. Louis 2006 Beer MileF41Coors, bottle  #1 Female in Missouri
239.Richard "Prof. Dry Heaves" Neve*   17:55.0   Simi Valley, CA 3rd Annual Simi Valley Beer MileM25Coors, can  Wet heaves
240.HoodOrnament    18:10.0   Bisbee, Arizona 1st Anal Bisbee BeermileFCoors, can  
241.MR. FISTER   18:15.0   State College, PA  NVHHH BEER MILEMCOORS, can  PUKED
242.Ginna Getto*   18:55.0   Dallas, TX Fall 2005 Dallas H3 Beer MileF45Coors, can  hung in there
243.MORALLY CHALLENGED   19:09.0   State College, PA  NVHHH BEER MILEFCOORS, can  
244.Adam Bucholz   19:11.0   Stevens Point, WI First Annual Stevens Point Beer M...MCoors, can  Puked
245.Michael McGuire   19:36.0   Carrollton, GA 1st Annual UWG Beer MileM21Coors, can  
246.Ashley Earney   19:41.0   Stevens Point, WI First Annual Stevens Point Beer M...FCoors, can  Puked
247.Jim Hebert*   19:42.0   Tempe, AZ Tempe Beer Mile Part DeuxF49Coors, can  
248.Noelle Miezejeski*   19:54.0   Morris County, NJ 2nd Annual New Jersey Beermile Ch...F29Coors, can  1st lady
249.billy "fag" hall*   19:56.0   Morehead, KY Morehead MileMcoors, bottle  atleast i finished
250.Nigel Smith   20:00.0   Columbus, GA 3rd Annual Columbus Beer MileM25Coors, can  
251.Tricia "hypersensitive upchucker" Garrett   21:02.0   Bellingham, WA New Year's Eve Pre-funkF22Coors, can  Puked the entire way.
252.Hillary "Little Fighter" Adams*   21:41.0   Jacksonville, FL 5th Annual Jacksonville Beer MileF21Coors, can  theres no quit in this crowd favorite
253.Mika "who gives a fuck? I was valedictorian" Maloney   23:24.0   Bellingham, WA New Year's Eve Pre-funkF22Coors, can  Puked on the track, in a garbage can...where did Mika not puke?
254.Brad    24:10.0   Katy, TX The Inaugural Katy TX BeermileMCoors, can  
255.Kathlyn Granger   24:20.0   Jacksonville, FL Owen Shott 4th AnnualF21Coors, can  I'd rather run a 800 meter in 2.16
256.Sarah Ellis*   24:22.0   Morris County, NJ 2nd Annual New Jersey Beermile Ch...F28Coors, can  2nd lady
257.RAT SCAT   24:46.0   State College, PA  NVHHH BEER MILEFCOORS, can  
258.Kelly "I will never do this again" Marshall   25:26.0   Jacksonville, FL Owen Shott 4th AnnualF22Coors, can  I think see did only drink 3 beers
259.Stacey "One of the Models!" Myers   25:28.0   London, ON Wrestler's Beer MileF22Coors, bottle  Proud Silver Medallist
260.Luis "Thunderstruck" Rufo   35:15.0   Jacksonville, FL Owen Shott 3rd AnnualM25Coors, can  nominated for grammy as "guy hobnobbing with onlookers instead of drinking" on race film
261.Brett Dorak   DNF   Stevens Point, WI First Annual Stevens Point Beer M...MCoors, can  Puked
262.Mindy Berendes   DNF   Stevens Point, WI First Annual Stevens Point Beer M...FCoors, can  
263.Brendan "aka: JIMMY" Ceriello   DNF   Arlington, NY Empire State Games Beer Mile Invi...M15Coors, can  just a warmup for whats to come at JIMMY FEST
264.Tyler Paterson   DNF   Arlington, NY Empire State Games Beer Mile Invi...M19Coors, can  
265.Mike Spitz   DNF   San Diego, CA Otis SAJAC Memorial DMRM19Coors, can  
266.Connor "I swear im not drunk" Harvey   DNF   Suffolk County, NY SWR Beer MileMCoors, can  
267.Noelle/Deana    DNF   Suffolk County, NY SWR Beer MileMCoors, can  Time unknown.. deana drank and noelle ran
268.Byrle "Rocky B" Smallen*   DNF   Simi Valley, CA 2nd Annual Beer MileM59Coors, can  Injured
269.Trey Backes*   DNF   Dallas, TX Fall 2006 Dallas H3 BeermileM28Coors, can  
270.Larry "D2DA Face" Michaels*   DNF   Roanoke, VA Hodac Beer MileM23Coors, can  Most Disappointing
271.Jack Sparrow*   DNF   Roanoke, VA Hodac Beer MileM23Coors, can  Stopped after 2 laps
272.Mike "Brown Bottom" Romero   DNF   Jacksonville, FL  1st Annual Rensselear BeermileM33Coors, can  
273.Allison Schwab   DNF   Portland, OR Ironheads Triathlon Team Annual B...F28Coors, bottle  DQ: Vomit on 3rd lap







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