| Name (* official) | Time |
Location | Race | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes |
| 1. | Kevin Tschirhart |
6:03.0 |
Long Island, NY | First Annual Northport High School Beer Mile | M | 18 | Coors Light, can | |
| 2. | Basic "young and tender" Panera* |
6:50.6 |
williamsburg, VA | Team Blitz Invitational Beer Mile | M | 22 | Coors Light, can | he dips into the younger grades quite a bit |
| 3. | Juan Romero |
6:55.0 |
Oxnard, CA | Oxnard Beer Mile | M | 20 | Coors Light, can | |
| 4. | Sean Quinn |
7:17.0 |
Long Island, NY | First Annual Northport High School Beer Mile | M | 17 | Coors Light, can | |
| 5. | andrew "senor" sanchez |
7:50.0 |
Long Island, NY | Second Annual Northport High school Beer Mile | M | 18 | coors light, bottle | disqualified for not drinking all of his beer on the 4th lap, runs at plattsburgh |
| 6. | C.H.A.S.E. |
8:15.0 |
Tucson, AZ | 30 Pack Prelube Beer Mile | M | 41 | Coors Light, can | guessing age |
| 7. | Kevin Sem |
8:48.0 |
Lawrenceville, NJ | 1st Annual New Year's Eve Coaches Invite Beermile | M | 24 | Coors Light, can | ran his last 400 in under 60 seconds |
| 8. | Claire Jean* |
8:50.0 |
Victoria, BC | Third Annual Dave Smart Tribute Beer Mile | F | | Coors Light, can | |
| 9. | Rob "bigwalker" Williams |
9:25.0 |
Hauppauge, Long Island, NY | Hauppauge Beer Mile 1 | M | 20 | Coors Light, can | all american hs track '99 |
| 10. | Joe "Buck-a-Fuffalo" Trotta |
9:58.0 |
Greensboro, NC | 2004 G-Spot H3 Beer Mile | M | 30 | Coors Light, can | Ran first and then Shotgunned all 6 beers |
| 11. | Deanne McCarthy |
10:07.0 |
Victoria, BC | 4th Annual Dave Smart Beer Mile | F | 26 | Coors Light, can | Beer Doesn't meet rule #8 requirement of 5% alcohol |
| 12. | Kieran "Kdogg" Vincent |
10:10.0 |
Hauppauge, Long Island, NY | Hauppauge Beer Mile 2 | M | 22 | Coors Light, can | professional ladies man |
| 13. | Paul W. |
10:14.0 |
Riverhead, NY | Random Beer Mile | M | 17 | Coors Light, can | Projectile Vomiting after the close |
| 14. | Shannon |
10:15.0 |
Warner-Robins, GA | The JLowe Pre-Wedding Invitational Beer Mile | F | 30 | Coors Light, can | *1-beer mile |
| 15. | Brian "White Trash" Wells |
10:20.0 |
Encinitas, CA | Encinitas Beer Mile | M | 40 | Coors Light, can | First Timer |
| 16. | Katie Stevensen |
10:25.0 |
Missoula, MT | 2006 Western Montucky Beermile Championship | F | 21 | Coors Light, can | |
| 17. | Guillermo Cazares |
10:25.0 |
Oxnard, CA | Oxnard Beer Mile | M | 21 | Coors Light, can | penalty lap |
| 18. | Aaron Meberg |
10:30.0 |
Worcester, MA | Worcester Spring Beer Mile | M | 23 | Coors Light, can | |
| 19. | JJ R. |
10:35.0 |
Riverhead, NY | Random Beer Mile | M | 17 | Coors Light, can | Broke PR by 30 minutes |
| 20. | Michelle Falzone |
10:41.0 |
Fort Collins, CO | Fort Collins Original Beer Mile | F | 21 | Coors Light, can | Showed impeccable vomit control by puking a few meters after the finish line. |
| 21. | Gary Stark |
10:52.0 |
Missoula, MT | 2006 Western Montucky Beermile Championship | M | 25 | Coors Light, can | |
| 22. | Gabriel "SBD" Paquin |
10:54.0 |
Sherbrooke, PQ | Initiation Cross-Country USherbrooke | M | 19 | Coors Light, can | |
| 23. | Devin "d-burn" Byrne |
11:30.0 |
Long Island, NY | Second Annual Northport High school Beer Mile | M | 18 | Coors light, can | puked,first season of track, pentathlete |
| 24. | James Jones |
11:34.0 |
Victoria, BC | 4th Annual Dave Smart Beer Mile | M | 20 | Coors Light, can | Beer Doesn't meet rule #8 requirement of 5% alcohol |
| 25. | Bavarian Creme |
11:35.0 |
Tucson, AZ | 2nd Annual Tucson Xmas Beer Mile | M | | Coors Light, can | |
| 26. | Mike "medula" Cunniff |
11:41.0 |
Hauppauge, Long Island, NY | Hauppauge Beer Mile 1 | M | 20 | Coors Light, can | holdin it down |
| 27. | François "G-Unit" Garant |
11:47.0 |
Sherbrooke, PQ | Initiation Cross-Country USherbrooke | M | 21 | Coors Light, can | |
| 28. | Britt Lake |
11:51.0 |
Missoula, MT | 2006 Western Montucky Beermile Championship | F | 21 | Coors Light, can | |
| 29. | Jen Luebke |
12:08.0 |
Missoula, MT | 2006 Western Montucky Beermile Championship | F | 21 | Coors Light, can | |
| 30. | Moises Alvarez |
13:20.0 |
Oxnard, CA | Oxnard Beer Mile | M | 22 | Coors Light, can | penalty lap |
| 31. | Sean |
13:44.0 |
Youngstown OH | YSU 1st DualAnnual Beer Mile | M | 21 | Coors Light, can | |
| 32. | Mike "endless" Anderson |
13:57.0 |
Rochester, NY | 1st annual nazareth college beer mile | M | 20 | coors light, can | had to do a penalty lap...40 seconds behind the winner that didn't puke |
| 33. | Tom "Spongeworthy" Hirt* |
14:41.0 |
Beavercreek, OH | First Annual Beaver Beer Mile | M | 29 | Coors Light, can | Puked 10 yards past finish line |
| 34. | I'm Da Weiner |
14:50.0 |
New Bern, NC | 2008 Anarchy H3 Beer Mile | M | 23 | Coors Light, can | Drank six beers |
| 35. | Kevin "Mulva" Cheddar* |
14:51.0 |
Beavercreek, OH | First Annual Beaver Beer Mile | M | 32 | Coors Light, can | 4 foot stocking cap slowed him down |
| 36. | Mort |
15:11.0 |
New Bern, NC | 2008 Anarchy H3 Memorial Day Beer Mile | M | | Coors Light, can | Shotgunned all 6 beers |
| 37. | Nick C. |
15:27.0 |
Riverhead, NY | Random Beer Mile | M | 17 | Coors Light, can | |
| 38. | Ear Shot |
15:45.0 |
Greensboro, NC | 2006 G-Spot H3 Beer Mile | M | 31 | Coors Light, can | |
| 39. | Alison |
15:47.0 |
Warner-Robins, GA | The JLowe Pre-Wedding Invitational Beer Mile | F | 28 | Coors Light, can | *1-beer mile |
| 40. | Stinky |
15:54.0 |
New Bern, NC | 2008 Anarchy H3 Memorial Day Beer Mile | M | | Coors Light, can | Shotgunned all 6 beers |
| 41. | Marty Lowe |
15:55.0 |
Warner-Robins, GA | The JLowe Pre-Wedding Invitational Beer Mile | M | 59 | Coors Light, can | *first time |
| 42. | Deb "Puffy Shirt" Hirt* |
16:00.0 |
Beavercreek, OH | First Annual Beaver Beer Mile | F | 23 | Coors Light, can | First female finisher; sister of winner |
| 43. | Dave Jackson* |
16:06.0 |
Victoria, BC | Third Annual Dave Smart Tribute Beer Mile | M | | Coors Light, can | |
| 44. | HAN |
16:52.0 |
New Bern, NC | 2008 Anarchy H3 Memorial Day Beer Mile | M | | Coors Light, can | Shotgunned all 6 beers |
| 45. | Ear Shot |
16:53.0 |
New Bern, NC | 2008 Anarchy H3 Memorial Day Beer Mile | M | | Coors Light, can | Shotgunned all 6 beers |
| 46. | Diego Fernandez |
16:59.0 |
Oxnard, CA | Oxnard Beer Mile | M | 22 | Coors Light, can | penalty lap |
| 47. | Guillermo Rios |
17:10.0 |
Oxnard, CA | Oxnard Beer Mile | M | 22 | Coors Light, can | penalty lap |
| 48. | Adan Cervantes |
17:14.0 |
Oxnard, CA | Oxnard Beer Mile | M | 20 | Coors Light, can | penalty lap |
| 49. | Mark "Crazy Joe Devola" Jones* |
17:51.0 |
Beavercreek, OH | First Annual Beaver Beer Mile | M | 25 | Coors Light, can | Dressed as a friar |
| 50. | Bonnie "Schmoopie" Reichardt* |
18:45.0 |
Beavercreek, OH | First Annual Beaver Beer Mile | F | 25 | Coors Light, can | Penalty lap; puked during 4th lap through nose |
| 51. | Mike "matryx" Naclerio |
19:07.0 |
Hauppauge, Long Island, NY | Hauppauge Beer Mile 1 | M | 20 | Coors Light, can | 5 laps |
| 52. | Kieran "kdogg" Vincent |
19:10.0 |
Hauppauge, Long Island, NY | Hauppauge Beer Mile 1 | M | 20 | Coors Light, can | 5 laps |
| 53. | Ear Shot |
19:32.0 |
New Bern, NC | 2008 Anarchy H3 Beer Mile | M | 33 | Coors Light, can | Drank six beers |
| 54. | Ear Shot |
20:00.0 |
Emerald Isle, NC | 2006 Inaugural Onslow County H3 / Anarchy H3 Beer Mile | M | | Coors Light, can | |
| 55. | Sandboney |
21:21.0 |
New Bern, NC | 2008 Anarchy H3 Beer Mile | M | 34 | Coors Light, can | Drank six beers |
| 56. | Phil Harrison |
22:00.0 |
Santa Rosa, CA | 1st Annual Sonoma County Beer Mile | M | 36 | Coors Light, can | Broken Femur in 3 places a few years back! |
| 57. | Cori "All oiled up" Park* |
22:09.0 |
Boise, ID | Boise Beer Mile | F | 30 | Coors Light, can | Coors what? Illegal. |
| 58. | Stinky Pinky |
24:00.0 |
Emerald Isle, NC | 2006 Inaugural Onslow County H3 / Anarchy H3 Beer Mile | M | | Coors Light, can | |
| 59. | Liz "Jean-Paul" Ernst* |
24:20.0 |
Beavercreek, OH | First Annual Beaver Beer Mile | F | 23 | Coors Light, can | Puked 4+ times after finishing |
| 60. | Premature Mortifuckation |
26:23.0 |
New Bern, NC | 2008 Anarchy H3 Beer Mile | M | 26 | Coors Light, can | First time ever shot gunning a beer. Drank six beers |
| 61. | Steve "the shoe" Shumann |
26:52.0 |
Hauppauge, Long Island, NY | Hauppauge Beer Mile 1 | M | 18 | Coors Light, can | 5 laps |
| 62. | R. U. My Daddy |
27:06.0 |
Tucson, AZ | 2nd Annual Tucson Xmas Beer Mile | F | 24 | Coors Light, bottle | |
| 63. | Derek "Pre" Hinrichs |
27:27.0 |
Mankato, MN | 2nd annual MSU Winter Championship | M | 20 | Coors Light, can | After a DNF last year Pre took home last place in his first completed beer mile |
| 64. | Chumbalya |
30:00.0 |
Emerald Isle, NC | 2006 Inaugural Onslow County H3 / Anarchy H3 Beer Mile | M | | Coors Light, can | |
| 65. | Sara "Serenity now" Hirt* |
30:05.0 |
Beavercreek, OH | First Annual Beaver Beer Mile | F | 27 | Coors Light, can | 2nd female to finish and not puke |
| 66. | Katie "Real and Spectacular" Leisner* |
31:59.0 |
Beavercreek, OH | First Annual Beaver Beer Mile | F | 23 | Coors Light, can | Penalty lap; puked at least 2 times |
| 67. | Sara Hirt |
33:19.0 |
Beavercreek, OH | Beaver Beer Mile 2007 | F | 29 | Coors Light, can | tied with Kulka/Jamieson |
| 68. | Big Bald Beaver |
35:00.0 |
Emerald Isle, NC | 2006 Inaugural Onslow County H3 / Anarchy H3 Beer Mile | M | | Coors Light, can | Not his brightest idea ever!!! |
| 69. | Prick Her Bush |
35:00.0 |
Emerald Isle, NC | 2006 Inaugural Onslow County H3 / Anarchy H3 Beer Mile | F | | Coors Light, can | Had to drive all the drunks home afterwards!! |
| 70. | Rosie "Soup Nazi" Oliva* |
36:05.0 |
Beavercreek, OH | First Annual Beaver Beer Mile | F | 28 | Coors Light, can | Penalty; spill with intent |
| 71. | Tequilla No Rise |
38:00.0 |
Emerald Isle, NC | 2006 Inaugural Onslow County H3 / Anarchy H3 Beer Mile | M | | Coors Light, can | |
| 72. | Sarah "Jerk Store" Vecci* |
38:51.0 |
Beavercreek, OH | First Annual Beaver Beer Mile | F | 24 | Coors Light, can | Last place finisher! |
| 73. | Sandboney |
42:00.0 |
Emerald Isle, NC | 2006 Inaugural Onslow County H3 / Anarchy H3 Beer Mile | M | | Coors Light, can | |
| 74. | Ken Oberheim |
DNF |
Hauppauge, Long Island, NY | Hauppauge Beer Mile 1 | M | 17 | Coors Light, can | 2 laps completed |
| 75. | Tim "Dirt" Kelly |
DNF |
Knoxville, TN | UT summer beer mile | M | 23 | Coors Light, can | |
| 76. | Peter Timmins |
DNF |
Fort St. John, BC | FSJ Fall Beer Mile (2005) | M | 27 | Coors Light, can | "It's my birthday and I want to be able to perform later." |
| 77. | Nick "Fusilli Jerry" Fererri* |
DNF |
Beavercreek, OH | First Annual Beaver Beer Mile | M | 26 | Coors Light, can | Herniated L4-5 disc in back, did have 3 extra beers, worked camcorder |
| 78. | Andrew "Coco" Jamieson* |
DNF |
Beavercreek, OH | First Annual Beaver Beer Mile | M | 28 | Coors Light, can | Tore ACL bending over to pick up 1st beer |
| 79. | Maura Peterson* |
DNF |
Fort Collins, CO | Fort Collins Original Beer Mile | F | 22 | Coors Light, can | Pre-determined beer half-miler. |
| 80. | Quickdraw |
DNF |
Emerald Isle, NC | 2006 Inaugural Onslow County H3 / Anarchy H3 Beer Mile | M | | Coors Light, can | Could not read time |
| 81. | Ben "Finny" Finholt |
DNF |
Iowa City, IA | First Official Iowa City Beer Mile | M | 29 | Coors Light, cup | |
| 82. | Craig H. |
DNF |
Riverhead, NY | Random Beer Mile | M | 18 | Coors Light, can | Called off due to sirens |
| 83. | Will R. |
DNF |
Riverhead, NY | Random Beer Mile | M | 18 | Coors Light, can | Wussed Out early |
| 84. | Connor M. |
DNF |
Riverhead, NY | Random Beer Mile | M | 18 | Coors Light, can | Pathetic puke after first lap |
| 85. | Carmen "Stillett Ho" Hernandez |
DNF |
Fullerton, Ca | Orange County Beer Mile | F | | Coors Light, bottle | 2 laps |
| 86. | Tammy "Blow Interest, No Principles" Strong |
DNF |
Fullerton, Ca | Orange County Beer Mile | F | | Coors Light, bottle | 2 laps |
