| Name (* official) | Time |
Location | Race | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes |
| 1. | Sean "Addidas" |
9:36.0 |
Buffalo, NY | Buffalo Hash House Harriers 2007 ... | M | | Coors Lite, can | |
| 2. | Ryan "Notre Dame" |
9:45.0 |
Buffalo, NY | Buffalo Hash House Harriers 2007 ... | M | | Coors Lite, can | |
| 3. | Dr FAL |
12:28.0 |
Buffalo, NY | Buffalo Hash House Harriers 2007 ... | M | 39 | Coors Lite, can | |
| 4. | Buck-a-Fuffalo |
13:12.0 |
Virginia Beach, VA | 2009 1st Anal Hobo H3 / 3rd Annu... | M | 34 | Coors Lite, can | Shotgunned all 6 beers |
| 5. | MMITM |
21:08.0 |
Buffalo, NY | Buffalo Hash House Harriers 2007 ... | F | 36 | Coors Lite, can | |
| 6. | R King |
22:08.0 |
Grand Rapids, MI | First annual GRBeerMile | F | 50 | Coors Lite, bottle | |
| 7. | Heiny Girl |
22:30.0 |
Virginia Beach, VA | 2009 1st Anal Hobo H3 / 3rd Annu... | F | 29 | Coors Lite, can | |
| 8. | Soup |
30:21.0 |
Buffalo, NY | Buffalo Hash House Harriers 2007 ... | M | | Coors Lite, can | |
| 9. | SandBoney |
30:55.0 |
New Bern, NC | 2007 Anarchy H3 Beer Mile | M | | Coors Lite, can | 6 Full Beers |
| 10. | Off to See the Wizzer |
33:05.0 |
Virginia Beach, VA | 2009 1st Anal Hobo H3 / 3rd Annu... | F | 48 | Coors Lite, can | |
| 11. | Wet Paperback |
52:35.0 |
Spring Lake, NC | Carolina Trash Beer Mile 2008 | F | 29 | Coors Lite, can | drank hugs with her beers |
| 12. | Karma Hates My Parents |
53:01.0 |
Spring Lake, NC | Carolina Trash Beer Mile 2008 | M | 26 | Coors Lite, can | puked while walking. |
| 13. | Alla |
DNF |
Buffalo, NY | Buffalo Hash House Harriers 2007 ... | F | | Coors Lite, can | |
| 14. | Ear Shot |
DNF |
New Bern, NC | 2007 Anarchy H3 Beer Mile | M | | Coors Lite, can | 4 Beers |
