| Name (* official) | Time |
Location | Race | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes |
| 1. | Marky "Pulsating" Gaspy* |
7:39.0 |
Boise, ID | Boise Beer Mile | M | 30 | Coors Original, can | Boise Hash House Harriers |
| 2. | Paul Buonaguro |
7:50.0 |
Cranford, NJ | Cranford X-C 4th Annual Beer Mile | M | | Coors Original, can | |
| 3. | Dyronman "Dyronman" Hamlinstein |
8:06.0 |
Maumelle, AR | First Bi-Annual Central Arkansas ... | M | 33 | Coors Original, can | still burping...the buzz curve is scientifically fascinating. |
| 4. | Pat Mahoney |
8:20.0 |
Cranford, NJ | Cranford X-C 4th Annual Beer Mile | M | | Coors Original, can | |
| 5. | Brick "Brick" Philbrick |
9:50.0 |
Maumelle, AR | First Bi-Annual Central Arkansas ... | M | 45 | Coors Original, can | I ditched biology lab for this? Awesome! |
| 6. | Glenn Brown |
9:55.0 |
Cranford, NJ | Cranford X-C 4th Annual Beer Mile | M | | Coors Original, can | |
| 7. | Birdman "Birdman" Birdwell |
9:55.0 |
Maumelle, AR | First Bi-Annual Central Arkansas ... | M | 31 | Coors Original, can | more fun when it's done |
| 8. | Eric "the BigRedRefreshment (aka Jimmy)" Kopp* |
10:36.0 |
Platteville, WI | UWP Open | M | 23 | Coors Original, can | :18,1:16,1:21,1:16,1:42,1:21,2:12,1:14 |
| 9. | Dan "Lady Killer" Winders |
10:54.6 |
Brookings, SD | Spring 2008 South Dakota Beer Mil... | M | 19 | Coors Original, can | Not bad for a sprinter |
| 10. | Aaron Casp |
11:24.0 |
Cranford, NJ | Cranford X-C 4th Annual Beer Mile | M | | Coors Original, can | |
| 11. | Kevin Mahoney |
11:54.0 |
Cranford, NJ | Cranford X-C 4th Annual Beer Mile | M | | Coors Original, can | |
| 12. | Brian Mahoney |
12:52.0 |
Cranford, NJ | Cranford X-C 4th Annual Beer Mile | M | | Coors Original, can | |
| 13. | Joe "All That is Man" Roby |
16:39.4 |
Brookings, SD | Spring 2008 South Dakota Beer Mil... | M | 22 | Coors Original, can | one of the better performances of the day |
| 14. | Matt Ward |
23:21.0 |
Cranford, NJ | Cranford X-C 4th Annual Beer Mile | M | | Coors Original, can | |
| 15. | Ti-Trey-nium "Ti-Trey-nium Man" Chandler |
DNF |
Maumelle, AR | First Bi-Annual Central Arkansas ... | M | 40 | Coors Original, can | I am FORTY years old! I should know better. |
