| Name (* official) | Time |
Location | Race | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes |
| 1. | Andrew "Chup" Chuplis |
6:42.0 |
Coral Gables, Florida | Hurricane Invite | M | 22 | Corona, can | PR |
| 2. | Norbey Gonzalez* |
7:01.0 |
Morris County, NJ | 7th Annual New Jersey Beermile Ch... | M | 36 | Corona, bottle | |
| 3. | Marc "Another Tinny Please" Lees |
7:20.0 |
Encinitas, CA | Encinitas Beer Mile | M | 33 | Corona, can | Anzac Champion - First Timer |
| 4. | Hector Hernandez |
7:21.0 |
Montreal, PQ | McGill xc-swim team challenge | M | | Corona, bottle | beer <5% |
| 5. | Heather "No Beer Fear" Fuhr |
7:23.0 |
Encinitas, CA | Encinitas Beer Mile | F | 37 | Corona, can | Overall Female Champion - New Race Record |
| 6. | Chris "Lefty" Coons |
7:34.0 |
Peterborough, ON | Peterborough Beer Mile #3 | M | 31 | Corona, bottle | Rookie Mile, He's got some potential! |
| 7. | John Teeples |
7:40.0 |
Columbus, GA | 3rd Annual Columbus Beer Mile | M | 45 | Corona, bottle | |
| 8. | Runner 2 |
8:04.0 |
Columbus, OH | Twilight Miracle Mile | M | | Corona, bottle | |
| 9. | Tom Hess "Party Tom" |
8:42.0 |
Miami, Gold Coast, Austra... | Gold Coast Chunder Mile | M | 33 | Corona, bottle | |
| 10. | Paula "Uno Mas" Newby-Fraser |
9:15.0 |
Encinitas, CA | Encinitas Beer Mile | F | 43 | Corona, can | 4th Female Overall |
| 11. | Soccer Dude |
9:30.0 |
Middletown, CT | Wesleyan IM Championships | | | Corona, bottle | |
| 12. | Andrew Boos |
9:59.0 |
Montreal, PQ | McGill xc-swim team challenge | M | | Corona, bottle | beer <5% |
| 13. | JT "Rough & Tough" Clough |
10:58.0 |
Encinitas, CA | Encinitas Beer Mile | F | 40 | Corona, can | |
| 14. | Keith "Calibrator" Poythress |
12:21.0 |
Jacksonville, FL | Owen Shott 3rd Annual | M | 40 | Corona, can | came correct with racing flats but shoes don't speed up chugging pace |
| 15. | JC "I swear Corona is Legal" Hanley |
12:38.0 |
Jacksonville, FL | Owen Shott Memorial Beer Mile | F | 29 | Corona, bottle | our only veteran, apparently looked up Corona's legality on another beermile.com |
| 16. | Blows My Mind "BMM" * |
13:44.0 |
Uni High, Los Angeles, CA | Uni High Chunder Mile All Stars | F | 30 | Corona, bottle | Athena Division Winner |
| 17. | Horse's Ass "HA" * |
14:00.0 |
Uni High, Los Angeles, CA | Uni High Chunder Mile All Stars | M | 28 | Corona, bottle | Chundered (on new shoes), Penalty |
| 18. | Scott Cassidy* |
14:24.0 |
Vancouver, BC | 1st Annual New Years Eve Beer Mile | M | 18 | Corona, bottle | Handsworth |
| 19. | 4H "4H" * |
14:55.0 |
Uni High, Los Angeles, CA | Uni High Chunder Mile All Stars | M | 34 | Corona, bottle | High Socks |
| 20. | x "Scott J." |
15:40.0 |
Washington, DC | D.C. Area Beer Mile | M | | Corona, cup | |
| 21. | Marylise Andre |
16:08.0 |
Sherbrooke, PQ | Initiation Cross-Country 2008 | F | 21 | Corona, can | |
| 22. | Richard "Maverick" Armstrong |
16:17.0 |
Montreal, PQ | McGill fall beermile | M | | Corona, bottle | penalty lap |
| 23. | Yuri Savguira |
17:28.0 |
Toronto, ON | UofT Engineering Rugby! | M | 20 | Corona, can | |
| 24. | Dan ??? |
18:32.0 |
Sutherland High School, N... | Goodbye Goetz International Beer ... | M | 18 | Corona, | |
| 25. | Taylor Walker |
21:40.0 |
Toronto, ON | UofT Engineering Rugby! | M | 19 | Corona, bottle | |
| 26. | IUD |
22:06.0 |
Raeford, NC | 2006 Carolina Trash H3 Shiggy Bee... | M | | Corona, bottle | |
| 27. | Patricia Ko |
34:44.0 |
Toronto, ON | UofT Engineering Rugby! | F | 19 | Corona, bottle | |
| 28. | Ruth "RFB" Larson* |
DNF |
Boise, ID | Boise Beer Mile | F | | corona, | Booted in the infield |
| 29. | Romuald Brieze |
DNF |
Sherbrooke, PQ | Initiation Cross-Country 2008 | M | 25 | Corona, | |
| 30. | Tille Christer |
DNF |
Oskarshamn | Oskarshamn Beermile | | 31 | Corona, bottle | |
