| Name (* official) | Time |
Location | Race | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes |
| 1. | Andrew "Chup" Chuplis |
6:42.0 |
Coral Gables, Florida | Hurricane Invite | M | 22 | Corona, can | PR |
| 2. | Marc "Another Tinny Please" Lees |
7:20.0 |
Encinitas, CA | Encinitas Beer Mile | M | 33 | Corona, can | Anzac Champion - First Timer |
| 3. | Hector Hernandez |
7:21.0 |
Montreal, PQ | McGill xc-swim team challenge | M | | Corona, bottle | beer <5% |
| 4. | Heather "No Beer Fear" Fuhr |
7:23.0 |
Encinitas, CA | Encinitas Beer Mile | F | 37 | Corona, can | Overall Female Champion - New Race Record |
| 5. | Chris "Lefty" Coons |
7:34.0 |
Peterborough, ON | Peterborough Beer Mile #3 | M | 31 | Corona, bottle | Rookie Mile, He's got some potential! |
| 6. | Runner 2 |
8:04.0 |
Columbus, OH | Twilight Miracle Mile | M | | Corona, bottle | |
| 7. | Paula "Uno Mas" Newby-Fraser |
9:15.0 |
Encinitas, CA | Encinitas Beer Mile | F | 43 | Corona, can | 4th Female Overall |
| 8. | Soccer Dude |
9:30.0 |
Middletown, CT | Wesleyan IM Championships | | | Corona, bottle | |
| 9. | Andrew Boos |
9:59.0 |
Montreal, PQ | McGill xc-swim team challenge | M | | Corona, bottle | beer <5% |
| 10. | JT "Rough & Tough" Clough |
10:58.0 |
Encinitas, CA | Encinitas Beer Mile | F | 40 | Corona, can | |
| 11. | Keith "Calibrator" Poythress |
12:21.0 |
Jacksonville, FL | Owen Shott 3rd Annual | M | 40 | Corona, can | came correct with racing flats but shoes don't speed up chugging pace |
| 12. | JC "I swear Corona is Legal" Hanley |
12:38.0 |
Jacksonville, FL | Owen Shott Memorial Beer Mile | F | 29 | Corona, bottle | our only veteran, apparently looked up Corona's legality on another beermile.com |
| 13. | Blows My Mind "BMM" * |
13:44.0 |
Uni High, Los Angeles, CA | Uni High Chunder Mile All Stars | F | 30 | Corona, bottle | Athena Division Winner |
| 14. | Horse's Ass "HA" * |
14:00.0 |
Uni High, Los Angeles, CA | Uni High Chunder Mile All Stars | M | 28 | Corona, bottle | Chundered (on new shoes), Penalty |
| 15. | Scott Cassidy* |
14:24.0 |
Vancouver, BC | 1st Annual New Years Eve Beer Mile | M | 18 | Corona, bottle | Handsworth |
| 16. | 4H "4H" * |
14:55.0 |
Uni High, Los Angeles, CA | Uni High Chunder Mile All Stars | M | 34 | Corona, bottle | High Socks |
| 17. | x "Scott J." |
15:40.0 |
Washington, DC | D.C. Area Beer Mile | M | | Corona, cup | |
| 18. | Dan ??? |
18:32.0 |
Sutherland High School, N... | Goodbye Goetz International Beer Mile | M | 18 | Corona, | |
| 19. | IUD |
22:06.0 |
Raeford, NC | 2006 Carolina Trash H3 Shiggy Beer Mile | M | | Corona, bottle | |
| 20. | Ruth "RFB" Larson* |
DNF |
Boise, ID | Boise Beer Mile | F | | corona, | Booted in the infield |
