| Name (* official) | Time |
Location | Race | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes |
| 1. | Bilo "the retard" Bilo "Bilo" |
6:58.0 |
Rochester, NY | the greater rochester beer mile | M | 21 | Diesels, can | RIT |
| 2. | Mrs. Lewis "Mrs. Lewis" |
7:16.0 |
Rochester, NY | the greater rochester beer mile | M | 18 | Diesels, can | RIT |
| 3. | Kate "another woman" |
12:13.0 |
Rochester, NY | the greater rochester beer mile | F | 19 | Diesels, can | RIT |
| 4. | pandamoanium "a bear ran." |
14:32.0 |
Rochester, NY | the greater rochester beer mile | F | 18 | Diesels, can | RIT |
| 5. | Ralph "also known as: gary/asshole" |
17:40.0 |
Rochester, NY | the greater rochester beer mile | M | 19 | Diesels, can | RIT |