| Name (* official) | Time |
Location | Race | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes |
| 1. | Mark Linseman* |
7:35.0 |
Sarnia, ON | 4th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria... | M | 19 | Export, can | Callaghan would have made me work for this one |
| 2. | Mark Linseman* |
7:51.0 |
Sarnia, ON | 3rd Annual Canatara Beach Beer Mile | M | 18 | Export, can | led race until 4th beer |
| 3. | Mike Callaghan* |
8:25.0 |
Sarnia, ON | 2nd Annual Beach Beer Mile | M | 22 | Export, can | ran last 100 metres naked |
| 4. | Mark Linseman* |
8:31.0 |
Waterloo, ON | 2nd Annual UW Invitational Beer M... | M | 19 | Export, can | |
| 5. | Mark Linseman* |
8:35.0 |
Sarnia, ON | 5th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria... | M | 20 | Export, can | |
| 6. | Mark Linseman* |
8:51.0 |
Sarnia, ON | 2nd Annual Beach Beer Mile | M | 17 | Export, can | |
| 7. | Joe "J'orgy" Linseman* |
9:41.0 |
Sarnia, ON | 2nd Annual Beach Beer Mile | M | 22 | Export, can | competed in g-string |
| 8. | Dave Spahich* |
9:45.0 |
Sarnia, ON | 5th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria... | M | 20 | Export, can | drove through a tornado to get here |
| 9. | Wes "The Animal" Dawkins* |
9:59.0 |
Sarnia, ON | 2nd Annual Beach Beer Mile | M | 21 | Export, can | also competed in g-string |
| 10. | Blair Wallace* |
10:10.0 |
Sarnia, ON | 4th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria... | M | 16 | Export, can | first career mile, good potential, won the 100 m dash going away |
| 11. | Dave Spahich* |
10:32.0 |
Waterloo, ON | Inaugural UW Invitational Beer Mile | M | 19 | Export, can | |
| 12. | Matt Flemming* |
11:40.0 |
Sarnia, ON | 2nd Annual Beach Beer Mile | M | 20 | Export, can | |
| 13. | Joe Linseman* |
12:58.0 |
Waterloo, ON | Inaugural UW Invitational Beer Mile | M | 23 | Export, can | |
| 14. | John Tidball* |
13:05.0 |
Sarnia, ON | 5th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria... | M | 20 | Export, can | winner of the 100 m Drunken Dash AND Podium Chug |
| 15. | Chris St. Amand* |
13:30.0 |
Sarnia, ON | 2nd Annual Beach Beer Mile | M | 20 | Export, can | |
| 16. | Greg Hornblower* |
13:44.0 |
Sarnia, ON | 2nd Annual Beach Beer Mile | M | 20 | Export, can | |
| 17. | Heather "H-Mac" McLoed* |
14:30.0 |
Sarnia, ON | 2nd Annual Beach Beer Mile | F | 20 | Export, can | |
| 18. | Damian Antonio* |
14:44.0 |
Waterloo, ON | Inaugural UW Invitational Beer Mile | M | 23 | Export, can | |
| 19. | Mark Linseman* |
14:51.0 |
Waterloo, ON | Inaugural UW Invitational Beer Mile | M | 18 | Export, can | |
| 20. | Shannon Coles* |
15:07.0 |
Sarnia, ON | 2nd Annual Beach Beer Mile | F | 20 | Export, can | |
| 21. | Andrew M* |
15:26.0 |
Sarnia, ON | 2nd Annual Beach Beer Mile | M | 17 | Export, can | |
| 22. | Matt Prior* |
15:38.0 |
Sarnia, ON | 4th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria... | M | 19 | Export, can | penalty lap |
| 23. | Jacob "Panties" Kolunovsky* |
16:03.0 |
Waterloo, ON | Inaugural UW Invitational Beer Mile | M | 18 | Export, can | |
| 24. | Matt Pickel* |
16:50.0 |
Waterloo, ON | 2nd Annual UW Invitational Beer M... | M | 20 | Export, can | |
| 25. | Chris Elliot* |
17:03.0 |
Waterloo, ON | Inaugural UW Invitational Beer Mile | M | 23 | Export, can | |
| 26. | Jacob "Panties" Kolunovsky* |
18:05.0 |
Sarnia, ON | 4th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria... | M | 19 | Export, can | penalty lap |
| 27. | Matt Kloske* |
18:39.0 |
Sarnia, ON | 2nd Annual Beach Beer Mile | M | 20 | Export, can | |
| 28. | Andrew Montreal* |
18:40.0 |
Sarnia, ON | 3rd Annual Canatara Beach Beer Mile | M | 18 | Export, can | |
| 29. | Kyle Knight* |
19:30.0 |
Sarnia, ON | 3rd Annual Canatara Beach Beer Mile | M | 22 | Export, can | great sideburns |
| 30. | Ruthie Cooke* |
20:01.0 |
Sarnia, ON | 3rd Annual Canatara Beach Beer Mile | F | 22 | Export, can | owns 4:51 mile PB |
| 31. | Matt Prior* |
20:31.0 |
Waterloo, ON | Inaugural UW Invitational Beer Mile | M | 18 | Export, can | |
| 32. | Bill Chafe* |
20:53.0 |
Sarnia, ON | 2nd Annual Beach Beer Mile | M | 20 | Export, can | |
| 33. | Jeremy "Sweet Deal" Daniels* |
21:43.0 |
Waterloo, ON | Inaugural UW Invitational Beer Mile | M | 22 | Export, can | |
| 34. | Tom Parker* |
21:54.0 |
Waterloo, ON | Inaugural UW Invitational Beer Mile | M | 19 | Export, can | |
| 35. | Kurtis "Champ" Nelson* |
22:02.0 |
Sarnia, ON | 2nd Annual Beach Beer Mile | M | 20 | Export, can | |
| 36. | Joe Linseman* |
22:08.0 |
Sarnia, ON | 5th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria... | M | 25 | Export, can | |
| 37. | Paul MacKinnon* |
22:18.0 |
Sarnia, ON | 5th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria... | M | 20 | Export, can | wanted to drink Kokanee |
| 38. | Jimmy Prine* |
22:55.0 |
Sarnia, ON | 3rd Annual Canatara Beach Beer Mile | M | 18 | Export, can | vomited violently and frequently |
| 39. | Geoff "Shoe" Shoesmith* |
24:35.0 |
Sarnia, ON | 2nd Annual Beach Beer Mile | M | 21 | Export, can | ran entire race dressed as crucified jesus |
| 40. | Brent Dufton* |
24:41.0 |
Waterloo, ON | 2nd Annual UW Invitational Beer M... | M | 20 | Export, can | |
| 41. | Matt "Prior" Prior* |
26:32.0 |
Sarnia, ON | 5th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria... | M | 20 | Export, can | |
| 42. | Joe Turner* |
26:43.0 |
Sarnia, ON | 2nd Annual Beach Beer Mile | M | 20 | Export, can | |
| 43. | Paul MacKinnon* |
30:13.0 |
Waterloo, ON | The Guinness Gallop | M | 20 | Export, can | would have done better with Kokanee |
| 44. | Derek Donkers* |
32:27.0 |
Sarnia, ON | 5th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria... | M | 20 | Export, can | next year your dad needs to come out |
| 45. | Kevin "His name is Kevin?" Dudley* |
35:55.0 |
Waterloo, ON | 2nd Annual UW Invitational Beer M... | M | 20 | Export, can | |
| 46. | Andrew Montreal* |
42:45.0 |
Sarnia, ON | 5th Annual Canatara Beach Memoria... | M | 20 | Export, can | Terrible. |
