| Name (* official) | Time |
Location | Race | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes |
| 1. | Jim Finlayson |
5:13.0 |
Victoria, BC | 2nd Annual Dave Smart Beer Mile | M | | Guinness, bottle | |
| 2. | obeast "obeastiologist" iologist |
6:25.0 |
Washington, DC | DC area Beer Mile | M | 31 | guinness, cup | |
| 3. | George Roscoe |
6:42.4 |
Worcester, MA | Worcester Fall Beer Mile | M | 21 | Guinness, can | |
| 4. | Dave "I'm Not Santa" Kloz |
6:46.0 |
Encinitas, CA | Encinitas Beer Mile | M | 30 | Guinness, bottle | Overall Champion - New Race Record - First Timer |
| 5. | Chris Coy |
7:58.0 |
Worcester, MA | Worcester Spring Beer Mile | M | 23 | Guinness, can | |
| 6. | Tyler "Beer-topia" Mobley |
8:22.0 |
Columbia, SC | 1st Annual Smith & Mobley World Axis Challenge of the Free World | M | 19 | Guinness, bottle | Tripped in the final lap cost him big time. |
| 7. | Mike Callaghan |
10:08.0 |
Edmonton, AB | The Welcome Back Kurt Beer Mile on Shelly's Birthday | M | 25 | Guinness, can | king cans |
| 8. | Mark Linseman* |
10:20.0 |
Waterloo, ON | The Guinness Gallop | M | 20 | Guinness, can | 440 ml cans |
| 9. | Jillian "Snillian" Snyder |
10:53.0 |
Westlake, OH | Sum07 Beer Mile Extravaganza | F | 22 | Guinness, can | somehow didn't puke |
| 10. | Dean Irvine* |
11:06.0 |
Vancouver, BC | 5th Annual Gemini Beer Mile | M | | Guinness, | |
| 11. | Aaron "A-ron" Johnston-Peck |
13:00.0 |
Westlake, OH | Sum07 Beer Mile Extravaganza | M | 22 | Guinness, can | penalty lap |
| 12. | Kevin "Big PR with" Currin |
13:29.0 |
Jacksonville, FL | Owen Shott 4th Annual | M | 24 | Guinness, can | Drop over 10mins. Must have been the Beer |
| 13. | Sam "POW" Stephens |
13:30.0 |
Westlake, OH | Sum07 Beer Mile Extravaganza | M | 22 | Guinness, can | could've gone faster |
| 14. | Dave Spahich* |
18:35.0 |
Waterloo, ON | The Guinness Gallop | M | 21 | Guinness, can | 440 ml cans |
| 15. | David "Peeping Tom" Hartwig* |
18:59.0 |
Dallas, TX | Fall 2005 Dallas H3 Beer Mile | M | 34 | Guinness, bottle | Guinness! What a trooper |
| 16. | Matt "mad matt" Barker |
DNF |
Harrisonburg, VA | Hellfish Finals Week Drunken Mile Attack Explosion | M | 22 | Guinness, can | booourns |
| 17. | Chris Varananon |
DNF |
Westlake, OH | Sum07 Beer Mile Extravaganza | M | 22 | Guinness, can | |
