Top Performances Drinking Guinness Draught
(not following "official" Kingston rules)
| Name (* official) | Time | Location | Race | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes | |
| 1. | IUD * | 10:00.0 | Greensboro, NC | 2005 G-Spot H3 Beer Mile | M | 35 | Guinness Draught, can | Team Guinness |
| 2. | Uno Querro | 13:34.0 | Greensboro, NC | 2006 G-Spot H3 Beer Mile | M | 27 | Guinness Draught, can | Team Guinness |
| 3. | Uno Querro * | 14:38.0 | Greensboro, NC | 2005 G-Spot H3 Beer Mile | M | 25 | Guinness Draught, can | Team Guinness |
| 4. | Dunkin McCock * | 14:56.0 | Greensboro, NC | 2005 G-Spot H3 Beer Mile | M | 28 | Guinness Draught, can | Team Guinness |
| 5. | Smoov Opewator * | 15:22.0 | Greensboro, NC | 2005 G-Spot H3 Beer Mile | M | 28 | Guinness Draught, can | Team Guinness |
| 6. | Eunuch * | 15:58.0 | Greensboro, NC | 2005 G-Spot H3 Beer Mile | M | 31 | Guinness Draught, can | Team Guiness |
| 7. | Scott "Dick Snail (scooch scooch)" Cole | 17:14.0 | Spring Lake, NC | Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers Beer Mile and #1100 trail | M | 27 | Guinness Draught, bottle | Team Guinness (fecal is gay) |
| 8. | Christopher "Smoov Opewator" Harrelson | 20:39.0 | Spring Lake, NC | Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers Beer Mile and #1100 trail | M | 27 | Guinness Draught, bottle | team Guinness ate 6 weenies (loves weenies) |
| 9. | Angus "Dunkin McCock" White | 22:21.0 | Spring Lake, NC | Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers Beer Mile and #1100 trail | M | 27 | Guinness Draught, bottle | team Guinness |
| 10. | Scott "Dick Snail(scooch scooch)" Cole* | DNF | Greensboro, NC | 2004 G-Spot H3 Beer Mile | M | 27 | Guinness Draught, bottle | 1st offical apperence for Team Guinness, Time not Recorded |
| 11. | Christopher "SMOOV Operwator" Harrelson* | DNF | Greensboro, NC | 2004 G-Spot H3 Beer Mile | M | 27 | Guinness Draught, bottle | 1st offical apperence for Team Guinness, Time not Recorded |
| 12. | Jay "Spooge Bob Shit Pants" Bachman* | DNF | Greensboro, NC | 2004 G-Spot H3 Beer Mile | M | 29 | Guinness Draught, bottle | 1st offical apperence for Team Guinness, Time not Recorded |
| 13. | Emily "Tonsil Tang" Cleveland* | DNF | Greensboro, NC | 2004 G-Spot H3 Beer Mile | F | 22 | Guinness Draught, bottle | 1st offical apperence for Team Guinness |
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