| Name (* official) | Time | Location | Race | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes | |
| 1. | Nicola Martin* | DNF | Vancouver, BC | The First Annual Peter Holmes Bee... | F | Heineken 5%, can | Team Heini. Ran one lap wearing a short homemade Heineken skirt made out of duct tape. | |
| 2. | Liz Hill* | DNF | Vancouver, BC | The First Annual Peter Holmes Bee... | F | Heineken 5%, can | Team Heini. Ran one lap. See above re inappropriate sporting attire. | |
| 3. | Max Hakh* | DNF | Vancouver, BC | The First Annual Peter Holmes Bee... | F | Heineken 5%, can | Team Heini. Ran one lap. Third member of the three stooges in homemade duct tape frocks. | |
| 4. | Ben Cook* | DNF | Vancouver, BC | The First Annual Peter Holmes Bee... | M | Heineken 5%, can | The most unattractive member of Team Heini. Ran in a dress which was said to be the cause of some of the vomiting. Ran one lap. |

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