Top Performances Drinking Highlife
(not following "official" Kingston rules)
| Name (* official) | Time | Location | Race | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes | |
| 1. | Sean "Mr. Rogers" Rogers | 5:59.0 | Birmingham, AL | Samford Beer Mile 08' | M | 22 | HighLife, can | |
| 2. | Goat Throat | 7:00.0 | Corvallis, OR | Corvallis H3 1st Beermile | M | 26 | Highlife, can | |
| 3. | Moose Knuckle | 10:21.0 | Corvallis, OR | Corvallis H3 1st Beermile | M | 24 | Highlife, can | First Beermile |
| 4. | Bo "BOBO" Brawner | 12:02.0 | Birmingham, AL | Samford Beer Mile 08' | M | 22 | HighLife, can | |
| 5. | Dick For Short | 26:08.0 | Corvallis, OR | Corvallis H3 1st Beermile | M | 24 | Highlife, can | First Beermile |
| 6. | Just Ashley | 29:23.0 | Corvallis, OR | Corvallis H3 1st Beermile | F | 21 | Highlife, can | 'like an elephant pissing' |
| 7. | Bumpfuck | DNF | Corvallis, OR | Corvallis H3 1st Beermile | M | 39 | Highlife, can | Has common sense |
| 8. | JP "Papa John" Kaal | DNF | Birmingham, AL | Samford Beer Mile 08' | M | 22 | HighLife, can | |
| 9. | Will "Denton" Denton | DNF | Birmingham, AL | Samford Beer Mile 08' | M | 20 | HighLife, can | 1/2 lap to go! |
| 10. | Michael "Sprinter" Smith | DNF | Birmingham, AL | Samford Beer Mile 08' | M | 23 | Highlife, can | last lap 55secs |
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