| Name (* official) | Time |
Location | Race | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes |
| 1. | Andrew "Unit" Schneider* |
6:16.0 |
Amherst, MA | Amherst Intrateam Challenge | M | | Ice House, can | |
| 2. | Frank "Alexander" Lenkoski, VIII* |
6:23.0 |
Amherst, MA | Amherst Intrateam Challenge | M | | Ice House, can | |
| 3. | Matt Katz* |
7:34.0 |
Amherst, MA | Amherst Intrateam Challenge | M | | Ice House, can | |
| 4. | Brian Stout* |
7:49.0 |
Amherst, MA | Amherst Intrateam Challenge | M | | Ice House, can | |
| 5. | Jacob Cooper* |
8:40.0 |
Amherst, MA | Amherst Intrateam Challenge | M | | Ice House, can | |
| 6. | Marcie Griffith* |
9:04.0 |
Amherst, MA | Amherst Intrateam Challenge | F | | Ice House, can | |
| 7. | Russell Ryan* |
9:34.0 |
Amherst, MA | Amherst Intrateam Challenge | M | | Ice House, can | Boot Lap |
| 8. | Confuscious "MK" Say |
9:47.9 |
Marietta, OH | 1st Annual pioharriers.com Spring Fling Beer Mile | M | 18 | Ice House, can | |
| 9. | Jason "KH" Grass |
10:53.5 |
Marietta, OH | 1st Annual pioharriers.com Spring Fling Beer Mile | M | 19 | Ice House, can | |
| 10. | Richard "AW" Bang-her |
10:59.1 |
Marietta, OH | 1st Annual pioharriers.com Spring Fling Beer Mile | M | 18 | Ice House, can | |
| 11. | John Stanton-Geddes* |
12:02.0 |
Amherst, MA | Amherst Intrateam Challenge | M | | Ice House, can | |
| 12. | Doug "JH" Funny |
13:02.0 |
Marietta, OH | 1st Annual pioharriers.com Spring Fling Beer Mile | M | 22 | Ice House, can | |
| 13. | Dane "CT" Schwegman |
14:57.3 |
Marietta, OH | 1st Annual pioharriers.com Spring Fling Beer Mile | M | 19 | Ice House, can | penalty lap (~13:33) |
| 14. | Richard "ZK" Petty |
20:15.8 |
Marietta, OH | 1st Annual pioharriers.com Spring Fling Beer Mile | M | 18 | Ice House, can | penalty lap (~18:13); i <3 projectile vomit |
| 15. | Just Larry |
24:11.0 |
Raeford, NC | 2006 Carolina Trash H3 Shiggy Beer Mile | M | | Ice House, bottle | |
| 16. | Juicey "JJ" Fruit |
DNF |
Marietta, OH | 1st Annual pioharriers.com Spring Fling Beer Mile | M | 19 | Ice House, can | dropped out after 1st lap |