| Name (* official) | Time |
Location | Race | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes |
| 1. | Geoff Mikelsons* |
6:04.0 |
Chicago, IL | 2009 Illinois Beer Mile State Cha... | M | 29 | Ice House, can | New OFFICIAL record |
| 2. | Andrew "Unit" Schneider* |
6:16.0 |
Amherst, MA | Amherst Intrateam Challenge | M | | Ice House, can | |
| 3. | Frank "Alexander" Lenkoski, VIII* |
6:23.0 |
Amherst, MA | Amherst Intrateam Challenge | M | | Ice House, can | |
| 4. | Russ Kuryk* |
7:19.0 |
Chicago, IL | 2009 Illinois Beer Mile State Cha... | M | 27 | Ice House, can | |
| 5. | Jon Wiberg* |
7:22.0 |
Chicago, IL | 2009 Illinois Beer Mile State Cha... | M | 39 | Ice House, can | |
| 6. | Matt Katz* |
7:34.0 |
Amherst, MA | Amherst Intrateam Challenge | M | | Ice House, can | |
| 7. | Marc Robertson* |
7:41.0 |
Chicago, IL | 2009 Illinois Beer Mile State Cha... | M | 40 | Ice House, can | Age group champ? |
| 8. | Ted Ramos* |
7:41.0 |
Chicago, IL | 2009 Illinois Beer Mile State Cha... | M | 28 | Ice House, can | |
| 9. | Brian Stout* |
7:49.0 |
Amherst, MA | Amherst Intrateam Challenge | M | | Ice House, can | |
| 10. | Stacey Izard* |
8:00.0 |
Chicago, IL | 2009 Illinois Beer Mile State Cha... | F | 35 | Ice House, can | |
| 11. | Jacob Cooper* |
8:40.0 |
Amherst, MA | Amherst Intrateam Challenge | M | | Ice House, can | |
| 12. | Marcie Griffith* |
9:04.0 |
Amherst, MA | Amherst Intrateam Challenge | F | | Ice House, can | |
| 13. | Russell Ryan* |
9:34.0 |
Amherst, MA | Amherst Intrateam Challenge | M | | Ice House, can | Boot Lap |
| 14. | Confuscious "MK" Say* |
9:47.9 |
Marietta, OH | 1st Annual pioharriers.com Spring... | M | 18 | Ice House, can | |
| 15. | Henry Heisler* |
10:37.0 |
Chicago, IL | 2009 Illinois Beer Mile State Cha... | M | | Ice House, can | |
| 16. | Nga Nguyen* |
10:47.0 |
Chicago, IL | 2009 Illinois Beer Mile State Cha... | F | 33 | Ice House, can | |
| 17. | Jason "KH" Grass* |
10:53.5 |
Marietta, OH | 1st Annual pioharriers.com Spring... | M | 19 | Ice House, can | |
| 18. | Richard "AW" Bang-her* |
10:59.1 |
Marietta, OH | 1st Annual pioharriers.com Spring... | M | 18 | Ice House, can | |
| 19. | Nick Early* |
11:11.0 |
Chicago, IL | 2009 Illinois Beer Mile State Cha... | M | 28 | Ice House, can | |
| 20. | Erin Kersten* |
11:14.0 |
Chicago, IL | 2009 Illinois Beer Mile State Cha... | F | 27 | Ice House, can | |
| 21. | Lori Bravi* |
11:16.0 |
Chicago, IL | 2009 Illinois Beer Mile State Cha... | F | 28 | Ice House, can | |
| 22. | John Stanton-Geddes* |
12:02.0 |
Amherst, MA | Amherst Intrateam Challenge | M | | Ice House, can | |
| 23. | Doug "JH" Funny* |
13:02.0 |
Marietta, OH | 1st Annual pioharriers.com Spring... | M | 22 | Ice House, can | |
| 24. | Dane "CT" Schwegman* |
14:57.3 |
Marietta, OH | 1st Annual pioharriers.com Spring... | M | 19 | Ice House, can | penalty lap (~13:33) |
| 25. | Richard "ZK" Petty* |
20:15.8 |
Marietta, OH | 1st Annual pioharriers.com Spring... | M | 18 | Ice House, can | penalty lap (~18:13); i <3 projectile vomit |
| 26. | Just Larry |
24:11.0 |
Raeford, NC | 2006 Carolina Trash H3 Shiggy Bee... | M | | Ice House, bottle | |
| 27. | Juicey "JJ" Fruit* |
DNF |
Marietta, OH | 1st Annual pioharriers.com Spring... | M | 19 | Ice House, can | dropped out after 1st lap |
