| Name (* official) | Time |
Location | Race | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes |
| 1. | Dave "The Thunderwolf" Cybulski |
6:00.0 |
London, ON | Forest City Beer Mile - Summer Tu... | M | 21 | Keith's, can | Must be one of the fastest debuts ever. |
| 2. | Robert "Subtle Intellectual" Kitz* |
6:37.0 |
Kingston, ON | Queen's University Beer Mile 2005 | M | 19 | Keith's, can | First Time |
| 3. | Rob "Champ" Kitz |
7:39.0 |
Kingston, ON | Queen's University Beer Mile 2006 | M | 20 | Keith's, can | Took it on the last lap |
| 4. | April "Killer B #1" Boultbee |
8:01.0 |
Toronto, ON | 2nd Annual West Toronto Classic | F | | Keith's, can | |
| 5. | Todd Mulherin* |
9:12.0 |
Vancouver, BC | 5th Annual Gemini Beer Mile | M | | Keith's, | |
| 6. | Jared Fletcher* |
9:45.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 1st annual Manitoba Cup of Beer M... | M | 21 | Keith's, can | |
| 7. | Melanie "Killer B #2" Boultbee |
9:51.0 |
Toronto, ON | 2nd Annual West Toronto Classic | F | | Keith's, can | |
| 8. | Catherine Yoell* |
10:10.0 |
Vancouver, BC | 5th Annual Gemini Beer Mile | F | | Keith's, | |
| 9. | John |
11:14.0 |
Toronto, ON | 4th Annual West Toronto Classic | M | | Keith's, can | |
| 10. | Paula |
11:22.0 |
Toronto, ON | 4th Annual West Toronto Classic | F | 42 | Keith's, can | |
| 11. | Colin Power |
12:44.0 |
Grand Falls-Windsor, Newf... | 1st Annual Exploits Valley Road R... | | | Keith's, bottle | |
| 12. | Steve Biggs |
13:08.0 |
Toronto, ON | 3rd Annual West Toronto Classic | M | | Keith's, can | *vomit penalty lap |
| 13. | McKee Ian* |
20:56.0 |
Toronto, ON | Innagural High Park Race | M | 26 | Keith's, bottle | |
| 14. | Perry Davis |
21:46.0 |
Grand Falls-Windsor, Newf... | 1st Annual Exploits Valley Road R... | | | Keith's, bottle | |
| 15. | Rhea Salinas |
DNF |
Toronto, ON | UofT Engineering Rugby! | F | 19 | Keith's, bottle | |
