| Name (* official) | Time |
Location | Race | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes |
| 1. | Dave "Thunderwolf" Cybulski* |
5:52.0 |
Thunder Bay, ON | 1st Annual Saint Patrick's Day Be... | M | 22 | Keiths, can | Another well earned PB, and the debut of the year for Dave took his PB down 8 seconds |
| 2. | Jake "Snake" Gallagher |
7:10.0 |
Bedford, NS | The 2nd Bedford Beer Mile Invitat... | M | 18 | Keiths, bottle | Another solid performance, looking forward to a future under 7 minute race. |
| 3. | Darren Bruce |
7:10.0 |
Main Mall, UBC, Vancouve... | Second Annual Eng. Phys. March Be... | M | 23 | Keiths, can | |
| 4. | Tim "crazy" Randall* |
7:36.0 |
Fredericton, NB | Freddy Beach Beer Mile | M | 40 | keiths, can | |
| 5. | Jake "Snake" Gallagher* |
7:40.0 |
Bedford, NS | First Annual Bedford Beer Mile In... | M | 18 | Keiths, bottle | a solid performance |
| 6. | Pat Binne |
8:45.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2008 Manitoba Winter Beermile | M | | Keiths, can | |
| 7. | Scott McCready |
8:56.0 |
Milton, Ontario | 1st Annual Milton Fall Classic | M | | Keiths, can | |
| 8. | Derek Cripps |
9:04.0 |
Milton, Ontario | 1st Annual Milton Fall Classic | M | | Keiths, can | |
| 9. | Bill "Logie" Logie |
9:36.0 |
Collingwood, Ontario | Collingwood Crew | M | | Keiths, bottle | |
| 10. | Brad "Brockster" Brock |
9:36.0 |
Collingwood, Ontario | Collingwood Crew | M | | Keiths, bottle | |
| 11. | Mitchell Chad |
10:22.0 |
Toronto, ON | No Sense Beer Mile - June 2009 | M | 27 | Keiths, bottle | |
| 12. | Denise "Madwoman" Rispolie |
10:24.0 |
Collingwood, Ontario | Collingwood Crew | F | | Keiths, bottle | Top Female |
| 13. | Mark Pottie* |
10:44.0 |
Vancouver, BC | 5th Annual Gemini Beer Mile | M | | Keiths, | |
| 14. | Ryan "Ryonimo" Grosvenor |
11:27.0 |
Bedford, NS | The 2nd Bedford Beer Mile Invitat... | M | 18 | Keiths, can | Unfortunatly, Ryan could not swallow an entire can in one gulp causing him to throw up. |
| 15. | Marcin "The Pole" Mirski |
11:40.0 |
Main Mall, UBC, Vancouve... | Second Annual Eng. Phys. March Be... | M | 23 | Keiths, can | |
| 16. | Willie Bell |
11:56.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2008 Manitoba Winter Beermile | M | | Keiths, can | penalty lap |
| 17. | Desire "Di Bone" Budigoma |
11:56.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2009 Manitoba Winter Beer Mile | M | 20 | Keiths, can | |
| 18. | Riley De Blonde |
12:27.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2008 Manitoba Winter Beermile | M | | Keiths, can | |
| 19. | Dave Crossley |
13:10.0 |
Milton, Ontario | 1st Annual Milton Fall Classic | M | | Keiths, can | |
| 20. | Eddie Johnson |
13:31.0 |
Milton, Ontario | 1st Annual Milton Fall Classic | M | | Keiths, can | |
| 21. | Julia Sanderson |
13:37.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2008 Manitoba Winter Beermile | F | | Keiths, can | |
| 22. | Adam "Cunt" Hildenbrandt |
13:45.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2009 Manitoba Summer beermile cha... | M | | Keiths, can | Puked |
| 23. | Quin "Q-Tip" Ferguson |
14:05.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2009 Manitoba Winter Beer Mile | M | 20 | Keiths, bottle | Was very visible |
| 24. | Mike Kang |
14:21.0 |
Main Mall, UBC, Vancouve... | Second Annual Eng. Phys. March Be... | M | 23 | Keiths, can | |
| 25. | Mike "Bone" Bone* |
14:22.0 |
Fredericton, NB | Freddy Beach Beer Mile | M | 21 | keiths, can | 65 sec quarter |
| 26. | JP "The only real pilot" DeGagne |
14:57.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2008 Manitoba Winter Beermile | M | | Keiths, can | |
| 27. | Dillon Harris |
15:16.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2008 Manitoba Winter Beermile | M | | Keiths, can | |
| 28. | Dan "Little Bitch" L-L |
16:51.4 |
Peterborough, ON | Who knew Swimmers could run? | M | 20 | Keiths, can | Rookie Mile, had to work an hour after |
| 29. | Ben "Turd" Ferguson* |
17:57.0 |
Bedford, NS | First Annual Bedford Beer Mile In... | M | 18 | Keiths, bottle | spewed after 3rd lap |
| 30. | Tina "Yipslayer" Lewis |
19:50.0 |
Collingwood, Ontario | Collingwood Crew | F | | Keiths, bottle | Crushed Yip! |
| 31. | Bob "Irish" McGrath |
21:02.0 |
Collingwood, Ontario | Collingwood Crew | M | | Keiths, bottle | |
| 32. | John "Yipster" Yip |
23:42.0 |
Collingwood, Ontario | Collingwood Crew | M | | Keiths, bottle | Asian Enzyme |
| 33. | Kaylie Iserhoff |
27:24.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2009 Manitoba Winter Beer Mile | F | 19 | Keiths, can | |
| 34. | Dan "Barnyard" Bernard* |
DNF |
Bedford, NS | First Annual Bedford Beer Mile In... | M | 18 | Keiths, can | drinks beer as if it were antifreeze |
| 35. | Peter "Pipes" Gaudet* |
DNF |
Fredericton, NB | Freddy Beach Beer Mile | M | 19 | Keiths, can | But was a dressed up beer |
