| Name (* official) | Time |
Location | Race | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes |
| 1. | Drew Wyant |
6:00.0 |
Greencastle, IN | 2nd Annual Natty 1600 | M | 21 | Keystone Light, can | |
| 2. | Dale Tay |
6:11.9 |
| The Big Red Beer Mile | M | 18 | Keystone Light, can | |
| 3. | Kyle Wol |
6:12.0 |
| The Big Red Beer Mile | M | 18 | Keystone Light, can | |
| 4. | Matthew "Freedom for Breakfast" Malecha |
6:20.0 |
Conway, AR | 5th Annual Timothy J. Cloyd | M | 19 | Keystone Light, can | New PR/Video Results Available |
| 5. | Dennis Frazee |
6:26.0 |
Crawfordsville, IN | 5th Semi-Annual Wabash College Beer Mile | M | 20 | Keystone Light, can | |
| 6. | Matt Feipel |
6:40.0 |
Crawfordsville, IN | 5th Semi-Annual Wabash College Beer Mile | M | 20 | Keystone Light, can | |
| 7. | Ethan Paul |
6:51.0 |
Crawfordsville, IN | 5th Semi-Annual Wabash College Beer Mile | M | 21 | Keystone Light, can | |
| 8. | Deadliest Man Alive "Vino Zimerelski" |
6:51.0 |
Springfield,MO | Sassfest Beermile | M | 21 | Keystone Light, can | beast |
| 9. | Dan "Korea(Jerk)" Verdi |
7:02.0 |
Oneonta, NY | 1st Annual KRT Invite | M | 22 | Keystone light, can | 6 deep prior to race |
| 10. | Matthew Murp |
7:10.5 |
| The Big Red Beer Mile | M | 18 | Keystone Light, can | |
| 11. | Dustin Beck |
7:16.0 |
Crawfordsville, IN | 5th Semi-Annual Wabash College Beer Mile | M | 19 | Keystone Light, can | |
| 12. | Spicmic "Rhino Mcmee" |
7:21.0 |
Springfield,MO | Sassfest Beermile | M | 21 | Keystone Light, can | taint stroker,63 last lap |
| 13. | Welsh |
7:22.6 |
Hanover, NH | Dartmouth Senior Week Beer Mile | M | 22 | Keystone Light, can | |
| 14. | Matt Maher |
7:29.0 |
Crawfordsville, IN | 5th Semi-Annual Wabash College Beer Mile | M | 18 | Keystone Light, can | |
| 15. | Zach Eichel |
7:40.0 |
Crawfordsville, IN | 5th Semi-Annual Wabash College Beer Mile | M | 21 | Keystone Light, can | |
| 16. | Million Dollar Man "Ass Jizz Asianfuck" |
7:47.0 |
Springfield,MO | Sassfest Beermile | M | 21 | Keystone Light, can | fuckin pussy |
| 17. | Foster Hays |
8:05.0 |
New Haven, CT | Yale University Triathlon Team 1st Annual Preseason Beer Mile | M | 18 | Keystone Light, can | Men's Champion! |
| 18. | Christopher Connelly |
8:07.0 |
New Haven, CT | Yale University Triathlon Team 1st Annual Preseason Beer Mile | M | 21 | Keystone Light, can | Puked right after finishing. Looking forward to the beer triathlon that's in the works. |
| 19. | Cummins Matt |
8:15.6 |
Indianapolis, IN | Butler Twilight | M | 20 | Keystone Light, can | Had a wicked beard....Lost my beer mile V-card |
| 20. | Murray Kyle |
8:15.7 |
Indianapolis, IN | Butler Twilight | M | 19 | Keystone Light, can | Lost beer mile V-card....threw up after race |
| 21. | Zack Kaur |
8:21.0 |
Crawfordsville, IN | 5th Semi-Annual Wabash College Beer Mile | M | 21 | Keystone Light, can | |
| 22. | Peter Chiu |
8:22.0 |
New Haven, CT | Yale University Triathlon Team 1st Annual Preseason Beer Mile | M | 19 | Keystone Light, can | This guy sucks at drinking. It's ok, though. Ironman Wisconsin'll be different. |
| 23. | Nathan Bates |
8:31.0 |
Crawfordsville, IN | 5th Semi-Annual Wabash College Beer Mile | M | 20 | Keystone Light, can | |
| 24. | Chad Willy |
8:33.0 |
Lawrenceville, NJ | 1st Annual New Year's Eve Coaches Invite Beermile | M | 25 | Keystone Light, can | |
| 25. | Preston "WTF" Dahl |
8:43.0 |
Grand Forks, ND | 2nd Annual UND Firewater Fun Run | M | 19 | Keystone Light, can | Doesn't actually run |
| 26. | Joel 10st |
9:06.7 |
| The Big Red Beer Mile | M | 18 | Keystone Light, can | |
| 27. | Hasan Jameson |
9:16.1 |
| The Big Red Beer Mile | M | 18 | Keystone Light, can | |
| 28. | John Parker |
9:22.0 |
Bozeman, MT | Bozeman Beer race | M | 21 | Keystone Light, can | |
| 29. | Jeschke Thomas |
9:30.4 |
Indianapolis, IN | Butler Twilight | M | 18 | Keystone Light, can | Lost beer mile V-card |
| 30. | Lewis "John Mohawk" JT |
9:38.9 |
Indianapolis, IN | Butler Twilight | M | 21 | Keystone Light, can | Won the beginnin.....finished hard |
| 31. | Shitgoose "Diehlio" |
10:18.0 |
Springfield,MO | Sassfest Beermile | M | 21 | Keystone Light, can | Archie |
| 32. | Chris "Decathalete" Helwick |
10:35.0 |
Knoxville, TN | UT summer beer mile | M | 20 | Keystone light, can | Great kick |
| 33. | Brendon "BEAST from the Northeast" Moore |
10:42.0 |
Conway, AR | 5th Annual Timothy J. Cloyd | M | 19 | Keystone Light, can | +1 penalty lap |
| 34. | David Goldenberg |
10:44.0 |
New Haven, CT | Yale University Triathlon Team 1st Annual Preseason Beer Mile | M | 24 | Keystone Light, can | We're not sure if he actually puked... but he almost got beaten by a girl, so we think he has suffered enough. |
| 35. | Lenore Estrada |
10:46.0 |
New Haven, CT | Yale University Triathlon Team 1st Annual Preseason Beer Mile | F | 21 | Keystone Light, can | Women's Champion! |
| 36. | Bart Banach |
11:02.0 |
Crawfordsville, IN | 5th Semi-Annual Wabash College Beer Mile | M | 18 | Keystone Light, can | |
| 37. | Gabe Guerrero |
11:03.0 |
Crawfordsville, IN | 5th Semi-Annual Wabash College Beer Mile | M | 18 | Keystone Light, can | |
| 38. | Katherine Ramsey |
11:09.0 |
New Haven, CT | Yale University Triathlon Team 1st Annual Preseason Beer Mile | F | 20 | Keystone Light, can | |
| 39. | Tristan Gilbert |
15:35.0 |
salisbury, md | 2nd Annual Salisbury Post Season Beer Mile | M | | Keystone Light, can | 55 last quarter |
| 40. | kyle converse |
17:30.0 |
Steamboat Springs, CO | steamboat run for breast cancer | M | 27 | keystone light, can | still holds track record, only puker on this lovely night |
| 41. | Ring |
17:38.0 |
Hanover, NH | Dartmouth Senior Week Beer Mile | M | 22 | Keystone Light, can | penalty lap |
| 42. | Andy "PigPen" Wahila |
18:40.0 |
Oneonta, NY | 1st Annual KRT Invite | M | 20 | Keystone light, can | Old E' before race |
| 43. | Ken Stannard |
21:00.0 |
Oneonta, NY | 1st Annual KRT Invite | M | 18 | Keystone light, can | Puked |
| 44. | Nick "The Italian Stallion" Damiano |
24:15.0 |
Stanford, CA | Beer 2-mile | M | 22 | Keystone Light, can | |
| 45. | Kyle "Carlos" Walcott |
25:00.0 |
Oneonta, NY | 1st Annual KRT Invite | M | 19 | Keystone light, can | Old E before race |
| 46. | Hale Kevin |
35:46.0 |
Spearfish, SD | Beer 4 Mile B-Team Nationals | M | | Keystone Light, can | drank a sixer before the race |
| 47. | Red Bow Bo |
40:12.0 |
Spearfish, SD | Beer 4 Mile B-Team Nationals | M | | Keystone Light, can | suprise time |
| 48. | Cowger Ryan |
41:23.0 |
Spearfish, SD | Beer 4 Mile B-Team Nationals | M | | Keystone LIght, can | drunkest competitor |
| 49. | Coy Jesse |
46:04.0 |
Spearfish, SD | Beer 4 Mile B-Team Nationals | M | | Keystone Light, can | puked 11 times, 3 times solely KFC |
| 50. | Bertram Bert |
46:04.0 |
Spearfish, SD | Beer 4 Mile B-Team Nationals | M | | Keystone Light, can | Puked the second most times, will be a top competitor next time around |
| 51. | |
DNF |
Bozeman, MT | Bozeman Beer race | M | 20 | Keystone Light, can | |
| 52. | Marshall Clark |
DNF |
Bozeman, MT | Bozeman Beer race | M | 20 | Keystone Light, can | |
| 53. | Nick Laughlin |
DNF |
Bozeman, MT | Bozeman Beer race | M | 20 | Keystone Light, can | |
| 54. | John Jackson |
DNF |
Bozeman, MT | Bozeman Beer race | M | 23 | Keystone Light, can | |
| 55. | Sid Walters |
DNF |
Greencastle, IN | 2nd Annual Natty 1600 | M | 19 | Keystone Light, can | Threw up... twice. |
| 56. | Dave Gauntt |
DNF |
Lawrenceville, NJ | 1st Annual New Year's Eve Coaches Invite Beermile | M | 25 | Keystone Light, can | weak attempt, puking after only 2 laps |
| 57. | J Dawg |
DNF |
Lawrenceville, NJ | 1st Annual New Year's Eve Coaches Invite Beermile | F | 24 | Keystone Light, can | |
