| Name (* official) | Time |
Location | Race | Sex | Age | Beer | Notes |
| 1. | Mitch Culley |
6:02.1 |
Vancouver, BC | Gant's Beer Mile | M | 18 | Kokanee, can | |
| 2. | Mike "boofy" Booth |
6:05.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2009 Manitoba Summer beermile cha... | M | 28 | Kokanee, can | Set a new manitoba Provincial record. Only his second beermile ever. |
| 3. | Iain "I-Ballz" McCormick* |
6:13.0 |
Saskatoon, SK | 4th Annual Sask Beer Mile | M | 24 | Kokanee, can | New Sask Record, ran in hula skirt and coconut bikini |
| 4. | Michael Booth* |
6:21.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 1st annual Manitoba Cup of Beer M... | M | 22 | Kokanee, can | Provincial record |
| 5. | Chris "Iceman" Belof |
6:33.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2007 Manitoba Winter Beermile | M | 24 | Kokanee, can | ran to work after finishing |
| 6. | Barry "Lama" Saretsky |
7:25.0 |
Calgary, AB | Timpathelon5 | M | 37 | Kokanee, can | Two time champ |
| 7. | Casey Gergely |
7:28.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2008 Manitoba Winter Beermile | M | | Kokanee, can | |
| 8. | Corey "Whip Hubley" Gallagher |
7:33.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2007 Manitoba Winter Beermile | M | 20 | Kokanee, can | birthday boy |
| 9. | Eric Findlay* |
7:36.0 |
Victoria, BC | 4th Annual Dave Smart Beer Mile | M | 25 | Kokanee, can | |
| 10. | Barry "Lama" Saretsky |
7:37.0 |
Edmonton, AB | Timpathelon4 | M | 36 | Kokanee, can | New record |
| 11. | Gavin Arthur* |
7:57.0 |
Vancouver, BC | 4th Annual Gemini Beer MIle | M | | Kokanee, can | |
| 12. | Paul Brar* |
8:00.0 |
Vancouver, BC | 1st Annual New Years Eve Beer Mile | M | 24 | Kokanee, can | Kajaks |
| 13. | Frank Lucarelli* |
8:07.0 |
Vancouver, BC | 5th Annual Gemini Beer Mile | M | | Kokanee, | |
| 14. | Erick "Bet it all" Petursson |
8:16.0 |
Edmonton, AB | Timpathelon4 | M | | Kokanee, can | 2nd place finish |
| 15. | Neil McKinnon* |
8:18.0 |
Vancouver, BC | 5th Annual Gemini Beer Mile | M | | Kokanee, bottle | |
| 16. | Doug Keir* |
8:19.0 |
Vancouver, BC | 4th Annual Gemini Beer MIle | M | | Kokanee, can | |
| 17. | Andre "Puma" Breault |
8:24.0 |
Calgary, AB | Timpathelon5 | M | 30 | Kokanee, can | Wanna be champ |
| 18. | Lyndon "Lando Cal" Knutson* |
8:27.0 |
Regina, SK | 2005 UofR Cougar Track and Field ... | M | 19 | Kokanee, can | New Cougar Record |
| 19. | M. Verbrugge* |
8:42.0 |
Vancouver, BC | 5th Annual Gemini Beer Mile | M | | Kokanee, | |
| 20. | Ryan Brockerville |
8:47.2 |
Vancouver, BC | Gant's Beer Mile | M | 18 | Kokanee, can | Newfie |
| 21. | Todd "Squirrel Dick" Reichert* |
9:03.0 |
Toronto, ON | Inaugural EAA Spring Beer Mile | M | 22 | Kokanee, can | |
| 22. | casey Gergely |
9:07.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2009 Manitoba Summer beermile cha... | M | 22 | Kokanee, can | Beleives he was roofied last weekend |
| 23. | Ted "The Sleeper" Nedved |
9:10.0 |
Calgary, AB | Timpathelon5 | M | 33 | Kokanee, can | Thought he could win |
| 24. | Jacob Brizinski* |
9:11.0 |
Regina, SK | 2005 UofR Cougar Track and Field ... | M | 18 | Kokanee, can | |
| 25. | John Reay* |
9:17.0 |
Vancouver, BC | 5th Annual Gemini Beer Mile | M | | Kokanee, | |
| 26. | Curtis Mullen |
9:25.0 |
Vancouver, BC | 9th Annual Gemini Beer Mile | M | 22 | Kokanee, can | |
| 27. | Russell Anderson |
9:29.0 |
Victoria, BC | 5th Annual Dave Smart Beer Mile | M | 30 | Kokanee, can | |
| 28. | Craig Burkett* |
9:38.0 |
Toronto, ON | Inaugural EAA Spring Beer Mile | M | 22 | Kokanee, can | |
| 29. | Barry "Lama" |
9:50.0 |
Edmonton, AB | Timpathelon6 | M | 38 | Kokanee, can | 3 Time Champ |
| 30. | Ryan |
9:52.0 |
Edmonton, AB | Timpathelon6 | M | 35 | Kokanee, can | Previous 3 Time Champ |
| 31. | Mike "Birchy" Birch* |
9:53.0 |
Hespeler, ON | The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2009 | M | 23 | Kokanee, can | Feeling victory in his blood |
| 32. | Steven Campbell |
9:57.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2009 Manitoba Summer beermile cha... | M | | Kokanee, can | |
| 33. | Dylan Gant |
9:58.1 |
Vancouver, BC | Gant's Beer Mile | M | 21 | Kokanee, can | |
| 34. | Andrew Dauphinais* |
9:59.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 1st annual Manitoba Cup of Beer M... | M | 19 | Kokanee, can | |
| 35. | Paul Regensburg* |
10:01.0 |
Victoria, BC | 4th Annual Dave Smart Beer Mile | M | 38 | Kokanee, can | |
| 36. | Brain "Temper" Austen |
10:02.0 |
Edmonton, AB | Timpathelon4 | M | 33 | Kokanee, can | Co-founder's brother with temper |
| 37. | Danielle Fischer* |
10:04.0 |
Victoria, BC | Lambert/Brown Wedding Invitationa... | F | 30 | Kokanee, can | |
| 38. | Yves Leduc* |
10:05.0 |
Vancouver, BC | 5th Annual Gemini Beer Mile | M | | Kokanee, | |
| 39. | Andre "Agassi" Breault |
10:05.0 |
Edmonton, AB | Timpathelon4 | M | 29 | Kokanee, can | Wants to win |
| 40. | Mark "The Nephew" Gangl |
10:08.0 |
Calgary, AB | Timpathelon5 | M | 28 | Kokanee, can | Started off strong |
| 41. | Kevin Lastname |
10:10.0 |
Edmonton, AB | Timpathelon4 | M | | Kokanee, can | Almost metaled |
| 42. | Ryan "In the running" Duggan |
10:15.0 |
Edmonton, AB | Timpathelon4 | M | 33 | Kokanee, can | Had record to slow to mention |
| 43. | Christain "Sandman" Brix |
10:15.0 |
Calgary, AB | Timpathelon5 | M | 28 | Kokanee, can | Running for the camera |
| 44. | Robertson ""B NOB"" Brendan |
10:17.0 |
Vancouver, BC | CLAN Swimming "Compton or Bust Be... | M | 18 | Kokanee, can | Lots of vomit, Still beat Arseniy |
| 45. | James "under the radar" Cettiga |
10:20.0 |
Edmonton, AB | Timpathelon4 | M | 34 | Kokanee, can | No puke |
| 46. | Igor "Got game" Kopecky |
10:25.0 |
Edmonton, AB | Timpathelon4 | M | 34 | Kokanee, can | Waits for next event |
| 47. | Jay "Who's Jay" |
10:25.0 |
Calgary, AB | Timpathelon5 | M | 37 | Kokanee, can | Thought it was the Terry Fox run |
| 48. | Craig "Luv it" Vetter |
10:30.0 |
Edmonton, AB | Timpathelon4 | M | | Kokanee, can | Better tennis player then a runner |
| 49. | Teddy Loveless |
10:33.0 |
Victoria, BC | 5th Annual Dave Smart Beer Mile | M | 33 | Kokanee, can | |
| 50. | Tim "2 time champ" Austin |
10:35.0 |
Edmonton, AB | Timpathelon4 | M | 34 | Kokanee, can | Timpathalon Co-founder |
| 51. | Dale "Arm wrestler" Fong |
10:40.0 |
Edmonton, AB | Timpathelon4 | M | | Kokanee, can | Nothing stops him from drinking his beer |
| 52. | Bob "The calm" Kariatsumari |
10:42.0 |
Calgary, AB | Timpathelon5 | M | 32 | Kokanee, can | Consistent pace |
| 53. | Steve Knoll* |
10:43.0 |
Vancouver, BC | 4th Annual Gemini Beer MIle | M | | Kokanee, can | |
| 54. | Jimmy |
10:57.0 |
Edmonton, AB | Timpathelon6 | M | | Kokanee, can | Bronze is still a medal |
| 55. | Doug "Rule book" Anderson |
11:01.0 |
Calgary, AB | Timpathelon5 | M | 35 | Kokanee, can | Tried |
| 56. | Ryan "PP" Duggan |
11:03.0 |
Calgary, AB | Timpathelon5 | M | 34 | Kokanee, can | Out to fast |
| 57. | Brain "Wee" Austen |
11:08.0 |
Calgary, AB | Timpathelon5 | M | 33 | Kokanee, can | Waits for chess |
| 58. | Ryan |
11:12.0 |
Calgary, AB | Timpathelon7 | M | | Kokanee, can | |
| 59. | Mason Trafford* |
11:16.0 |
Vancouver, BC | 1st Annual New Years Eve Beer Mile | M | 18 | Kokanee, can | Handsworth |
| 60. | Tyler Unknown |
11:27.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2009 Manitoba Summer beermile cha... | M | | Kokanee, can | |
| 61. | Jim "The Pill" Cettiga |
11:28.0 |
Calgary, AB | Timpathelon5 | M | 35 | Kokanee, can | Stays low |
| 62. | Brain "Wee" |
11:29.0 |
Edmonton, AB | Timpathelon6 | M | 34 | Kokanee, can | Medal contention next year |
| 63. | Fraser |
11:36.0 |
Calgary, AB | Timpathelon7 | M | | Kokanee, can | |
| 64. | Lara Spence* |
11:37.0 |
Vancouver, BC | 5th Annual Gemini Beer Mile | F | | Kokanee, | |
| 65. | Brian Poole* |
11:38.0 |
Vancouver, BC | 7th Annual Gemini Beer Mile | M | 20 | Kokanee, can | |
| 66. | Ian "assman" Aseltine |
11:41.0 |
North Bay, ON | Nipissing Beer Mile 2007 | M | 26 | Kokanee, can | |
| 67. | Tim "Timmmer" |
11:50.0 |
Edmonton, AB | Timpathelon6 | M | 36 | Kokanee, can | Timpathelon Co-founder |
| 68. | Lou Webster* |
12:03.0 |
Victoria, BC | Third Annual Dave Smart Tribute B... | M | | Kokanee, can | |
| 69. | Denise Webster* |
12:03.0 |
Victoria, BC | Third Annual Dave Smart Tribute B... | F | | Kokanee, can | |
| 70. | Sohee Ann* |
12:04.0 |
Victoria, BC | 4th Annual Dave Smart Beer Mile | F | 35 | Kokanee, can | Third female |
| 71. | Jay |
12:06.0 |
Calgary, AB | Timpathelon7 | M | | Kokanee, can | |
| 72. | Steve Wetton |
12:12.4 |
Winnipeg, MB | Rudolph Bay Beer-Mile | M | 22 | Kokanee, can | Master chugger |
| 73. | Richard Brown* |
12:23.0 |
Victoria, BC | Lambert/Brown Wedding Invitationa... | M | 54 | Kokanee, can | |
| 74. | Alastair Brown |
12:24.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2007 Manitoba Winter Beermile | M | | Kokanee, can | penalty lap |
| 75. | Adam Hildebrandt |
12:30.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2009 Manitoba Winter Beer Mile | M | 23 | Kokanee, can | |
| 76. | Dominique Fricot |
12:37.0 |
Vancouver, BC | 7th Annual Gemini Beer Mile | F | 21 | Kokanee, can | Puke x2 |
| 77. | Doug |
12:43.0 |
Edmonton, AB | Timpathelon6 | M | | Kokanee, can | Middle ground |
| 78. | Matt |
12:44.0 |
Calgary, AB | Timpathelon7 | M | | Kokanee, can | |
| 79. | Scottie "2 Hottie" Mitchell* |
13:01.0 |
Regina, SK | 2005 UofR Cougar Track and Field ... | M | 19 | Kokanee, can | Had a puke lap |
| 80. | Tim "Timmer" Austen |
13:12.0 |
Calgary, AB | Timpathelon5 | M | 35 | Kokanee, can | Needs a win |
| 81. | Minh |
13:13.0 |
Edmonton, AB | Timpathelon6 | M | 32 | Kokanee, can | Moved from 13 to 7 this year |
| 82. | Igor "Speedo" |
13:25.0 |
Edmonton, AB | Timpathelon6 | M | 36 | Kokanee, can | No Speedo next year |
| 83. | Lenny Steel |
13:49.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2009 Manitoba Summer beermile cha... | M | | Kokanee, can | |
| 84. | Evan Jones* |
13:56.0 |
Victoria, BC | 4th Annual Dave Smart Beer Mile | M | 52 | Kokanee, can | |
| 85. | Steve Wetton |
14:02.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2008 Manitoba Winter Beermile | M | | Kokanee, can | |
| 86. | Mark Listes* |
14:08.0 |
Vancouver, BC | 1st Annual New Years Eve Beer Mile | M | 21 | Kokanee, can | Kajaks |
| 87. | Ryan Russell* |
14:10.0 |
Edmonton, AB | Edmonton beermile | M | 17 | Kokanee, can | penalty lap |
| 88. | Andrew Wilkensen* |
14:40.0 |
Victoria, BC | Third Annual Dave Smart Tribute B... | M | | Kokanee, can | |
| 89. | Brett Flynn* |
14:50.0 |
Victoria, BC | Lambert/Brown Wedding Invitationa... | M | 29 | Kokanee, can | Penalty Lap. Couple's time with Susan Szubert: 29:40 |
| 90. | Susan Szubert* |
14:50.0 |
Victoria, BC | Lambert/Brown Wedding Invitationa... | F | 30 | Kokanee, can | 3 beer version, penalty lap assessed |
| 91. | Bob |
14:52.0 |
Edmonton, AB | Timpathelon6 | M | 33 | Kokanee, can | Glad to finish |
| 92. | Minh "Machine" Lien |
14:53.0 |
Calgary, AB | Timpathelon5 | M | 31 | Kokanee, can | His Kryptonite |
| 93. | Alex Bell |
14:58.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2009 Manitoba Summer beermile cha... | F | | Kokanee, can | Puked |
| 94. | Keith "Roughrider" Poelzer |
15:40.0 |
Calgary, AB | Timpathelon5 | M | 33 | Kokanee, can | No chess |
| 95. | Stephen Campbell |
15:46.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2009 Manitoba Winter Beer Mile | M | 19 | Kokanee, can | |
| 96. | Hilary Lust |
15:56.0 |
Handsworth Secondary, Nor... | Let's get together and feel alright | F | 17 | kokanee, bottle | |
| 97. | Derek Tozer |
15:58.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2009 Manitoba Summer beermile cha... | M | | Kokanee, can | |
| 98. | Tim |
15:59.0 |
Calgary, AB | Timpathelon7 | M | | Kokanee, can | Extra Lap |
| 99. | Igor "Speedo" Kopecky |
16:01.0 |
Calgary, AB | Timpathelon5 | M | 35 | Kokanee, can | No 16th place here |
| 100. | Eric "Smartest Man" Cessford* |
16:20.0 |
Main Mall, UBC, Vancouve... | Eng. Phys. March Beer Mile | M | 20 | Kokanee, can | |
| 101. | Darren Capner |
16:44.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2008 Manitoba Winter Beermile | M | | Kokanee, can | |
| 102. | Minh |
16:51.0 |
Calgary, AB | Timpathelon7 | M | | Kokanee, can | |
| 103. | Yubai Liu |
16:53.0 |
Vancouver, BC | Gant's Beer Mile | M | 18 | Kokanee, can | |
| 104. | Connie Shaw* |
17:00.0 |
Victoria, BC | Third Annual Dave Smart Tribute B... | F | 78 | Kokanee, can | |
| 105. | Catherine Hamilton* |
17:02.0 |
Victoria, BC | Third Annual Dave Smart Tribute B... | F | | Kokanee, can | |
| 106. | Dodie Cox* |
17:27.0 |
Victoria, BC | Third Annual Dave Smart Tribute B... | F | | Kokanee, can | |
| 107. | Steve Wetton |
17:35.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2009 Manitoba Winter Beer Mile | M | 23 | Kokanee, can | |
| 108. | Doug |
17:44.0 |
Calgary, AB | Timpathelon7 | M | | Kokanee, can | |
| 109. | Grant Fox |
17:54.8 |
Fort St. John, BC | FSJ Fall Beer Mile (2005) | M | 30 | Kokanee, can | "I really felt it at about 1000m. That is when I knew that the penalty lap was going to be a reality for me." |
| 110. | Keith |
17:55.0 |
Calgary, AB | Timpathelon7 | M | | Kokanee, can | |
| 111. | Sal Nanda |
18:04.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2008 Manitoba Winter Beermile | M | | Kokanee, can | |
| 112. | Bob |
18:10.0 |
Calgary, AB | Timpathelon7 | M | | Kokanee, can | |
| 113. | Jordan Saccucci |
18:10.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2009 Manitoba Winter Beer Mile | M | 18 | Kokanee, can | |
| 114. | Geoff Haines |
18:33.2 |
Fort St. John, BC | FSJ Fall Beer Mile (2005) | M | | Kokanee, can | "I went for it. Then the pain came. Then the tears. What's next?' |
| 115. | Jason Ancelin |
18:41.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2009 Rudolph Bay Beer-Mile | M | 24 | Kokanee, can | Did not cheat this year! Crossed finish line backwards. Puked on tree shortly afterwards. |
| 116. | Tyron Welchinski |
19:02.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2009 Manitoba Winter Beer Mile | M | 19 | Kokanee, can | |
| 117. | Brett Wakefield |
19:04.9 |
Vancouver, BC | Gant's Beer Mile | M | 18 | Kokanee, can | |
| 118. | Justine "Biggie J" Stromberg |
19:47.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2008 Manitoba Winter Beermile | F | | Kokanee, can | penalty lap |
| 119. | Ian |
19:53.0 |
Calgary, AB | Timpathelon7 | M | | Kokanee, can | |
| 120. | Brad Leufkens* |
20:18.0 |
Hespeler, ON | The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2009 | M | 22 | Kokanee, can | Barfed |
| 121. | Mike Sander* |
21:30.0 |
Main Mall, UBC, Vancouve... | Eng. Phys. March Beer Mile | M | 21 | Kokanee, can | |
| 122. | Paul Mackinnon* |
21:50.0 |
Waterloo, ON | Inaugural UW Invitational Beer Mile | M | 18 | Kokanee, can | |
| 123. | Kevin |
22:00.0 |
Edmonton, AB | Timpathelon6 | M | | Kokanee, can | Struggled here |
| 124. | Paul "Sink'er" |
22:00.0 |
Edmonton, AB | Timpathelon6 | M | 36 | Kokanee, can | Nick name says it all |
| 125. | Leslie Andersen* |
22:06.0 |
Regina, SK | 2005 UofR Cougar Track and Field ... | M | 18 | Kokanee, can | |
| 126. | Chris Frisk* |
22:08.0 |
Regina, SK | 2005 UofR Cougar Track and Field ... | M | 18 | Kokanee, can | |
| 127. | Mark "The Einster" Einwechter* |
23:56.0 |
Hespeler, ON | The Bad Ass Beer Mile 2009 | M | 23 | Kokanee, can | Greased up his hair, also barfed up and saw tomato |
| 128. | Michael "GFC" Capner |
24:16.9 |
Winnipeg, MB | Rudolph Bay Beer-Mile | M | 22 | Kokanee, can | 3 cans, one bottle. |
| 129. | James Wittick |
24:17.2 |
Winnipeg, MB | Rudolph Bay Beer-Mile | M | 23 | Kokanee, can | Rookie. Hates beer! |
| 130. | Peter "Fairy" Grewal |
24:34.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2007 Manitoba Winter Beermile | M | | Kokanee, can | penalty lap |
| 131. | Eric Cessford* |
26:40.0 |
Vancouver, BC | Vancouver End-o-Exams Classic | M | 20 | Kokanee, can | |
| 132. | Paul MacKinnon* |
26:47.0 |
Waterloo, ON | 2nd Annual UW Invitational Beer M... | M | 19 | Kokanee, can | |
| 133. | Leanne Pearson |
28:31.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2009 Manitoba Winter Beer Mile | F | 19 | Kokanee, can | |
| 134. | Darren Capner |
31:47.0 |
Winnipeg, MB | 2009 Rudolph Bay Beer-Mile | M | 23 | Kokanee, can | |
| 135. | Igor |
31:51.0 |
Calgary, AB | Timpathelon7 | M | | Kokanee, can | Extra Lap |
| 136. | Ainsley |
DNF |
Handsworth Secondary, Nor... | Let's get together and feel alright | F | 17 | kokanee, bottle | |
| 137. | Lauren |
DNF |
Handsworth Secondary, Nor... | Let's get together and feel alright | F | 16 | kokanee, bottle | |
| 138. | Tony Einfeldt* |
DNF |
Vancouver, BC | 7th Annual Gemini Beer Mile | M | 19 | Kokanee, can | |
| 139. | Peter Radford* |
DNF |
Vancouver, BC | 7th Annual Gemini Beer Mile | M | 19 | Kokanee, can | |
| 140. | Steve Mattucci* |
DNF |
Vancouver, BC | 7th Annual Gemini Beer Mile | M | 20 | Kokanee, can | |
| 141. | Dan Turner* |
DNF |
Vancouver, BC | 7th Annual Gemini Beer Mile | M | 21 | Kokanee, can | |
| 142. | Raeleen Hunter* |
DNF |
Edmonton, AB | Edmonton beermile | F | 19 | Kokanee, can | rookie |
| 143. | Dan Hausserman* |
DNF |
Calgary, AB | Drozda's Stag Beer Mile | M | 34 | Kokanee, | Bummed ankle |
| 144. | Davey Mitchell |
DNF |
Vancouver, BC | 9th Annual Gemini Beer Mile | M | 24 | Kokanee, can | |
| 145. | Morgan Hibbert |
DNF |
Vancouver, BC | 9th Annual Gemini Beer Mile | M | 27 | Kokanee, can | |
| 146. | Terrance "Fairy Fireman" Rode* |
DNF |
Saskatoon, SK | 4th Annual Sask Beer Mile | M | 25 | Kokanee, can | Bad First Experience |
| 147. | DNF/Emo "Douche" Guy |
DNF |
Thunder Bay, ON | Merry Men Invitational | M | 20 | kokanee, bottle | Got yellow carded, upset, didn't finish, cried later, but on a positive note he said he could squat 300 lbs, none of us knows if this is good, or even cares |
